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Supa Dexta
02-10-2009, 12:27 PM
:nut:

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-034EF2FA000005DC-131_468x286.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-0342591D000005DC-595_224x358.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-034EF373000005DC-266_224x251.jpg

... that bitch be crazy... :rofl:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html
EK 2.0
02-10-2009, 12:29 PM
Meh, I would still date her...

The accent alone makes up for any craziness from her.
Quiet10
02-10-2009, 12:30 PM
:eek:

HOLY SHIT.
bigboom
02-10-2009, 12:30 PM
i bet you 99% of beyond would still hit it.
Jlude
02-10-2009, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
Meh, already dated her...


Fixed...

explains everything.
EK 2.0
02-10-2009, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Jlude

Fixed...

explains everything.


hahaha....whoooo
rumeo
02-10-2009, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by bigboom
i bet you 99% of beyond would still hit it.


I am part of that 99%
topmade
02-10-2009, 12:34 PM
Crazy bitch.
Supa Dexta
02-10-2009, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by bigboom
i bet you 99% of beyond would still hit it.

Hell yeah, I just wouldn't give her anything sharp.
A790
02-10-2009, 12:35 PM
"She's a crazy bitch, but she fucks so good I can handle it...."
calgarys_finest
02-10-2009, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by A790
"She's a crazy bitch, but she fucks so good I can handle it...."

When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

lol such a perfect song.
Eleanor
02-10-2009, 12:48 PM
He probably met her on Craigslist ;)
dimi
02-10-2009, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Supa Dexta
Why I never pass out on a one night stand

:rofl:
Kloubek
02-10-2009, 01:15 PM
That's fucked up something fierce.

Anyone want to get to know her?
Facebook link (http://www.facebook.com/people/Dominique-Fisher/511567818)
TorqueDog
02-10-2009, 01:43 PM
LOL. She's not bad lookin', either.

How many of you have sent this chick a Facebook message asking her out already? :eek:
Supa Dexta
02-10-2009, 01:49 PM
"Hi there, I think you're crazy...


.... CRAZY HOT!, Write me back, Love Supa"
mac70135
02-10-2009, 01:50 PM
:hitit:
Kona9
02-10-2009, 01:55 PM
lol @ still wanting a piece of a crazy chicks ass. That is HURT!

Then again, I am sure there are a few Beyonders hurting for sex from ANY chick!
Eleanor
02-10-2009, 02:18 PM
^ yeah, the morning sucks, but imagine the night before :eek: :bigpimp:

You just gotta get out of there before she wakes up :rofl:
5.0
02-10-2009, 02:38 PM
haha holy shit!! She definatly has some issues, :hitit: tho, and leave right after lol...

edit: added on facebook:rofl:
Thomas Gabriel
02-10-2009, 03:08 PM
How can you sleep through that? If he was so drunk that even being carved couldn't wake him up, I doubt they had sex.
ZorroAMG
02-10-2009, 03:53 PM
Yeah, really...I'm pretty sure I'd wake up from the first letter, then uppercut as a reaction.
TorqueDog
02-10-2009, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Thomas Gabriel
How can you sleep through that? If he was so drunk that even being carved couldn't wake him up, I doubt they had sex. Maybe that's why she cut him up in the first place? :rofl:
x.staygold.x
02-10-2009, 04:25 PM
Man...thats fucked up. He must have been just plastered to not feel that...
CMW403
02-10-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
Meh, I would still date her...

The accent alone makes up for any craziness from her.

how did you hear her accent?
jdmSiR
02-10-2009, 10:14 PM
EK 2.0 is a supermale, he can hear you dreaming about him
Kloubek
02-10-2009, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by CMW403


how did you hear her accent?

lol.. I was thinking the same thing over a smoke at work today. But then I figured he made a general assumption she'd have a sexy British accent. Which she probably does. Which makes the thought of her cutting a guy up even creepier.
EK 2.0
02-11-2009, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by CMW403

how did you hear her accent?

I actually heard about this last week...as I listen to London (BBC) radio online during my days...and they had a snippet of her saying something. She sounded soooo hawt haha...




Originally posted by jdmSiR

EK 2.0 is a supermale, he can hear you dreaming about him

This is also true...;)
Kona9
02-11-2009, 11:21 AM
I too heard about this on X92.9. They had a blurb about it and mentioned it was on their blog. They stated that it wasn't only alcohol they consumed, but some other drug like Valium or something along those lines.

edit: link found

-"He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.."

-"Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.
She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court"



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html
Generic
02-11-2009, 01:50 PM
thats absolutely brutal
i'd be so pissed for life holy shit
calgarys_finest
02-11-2009, 01:55 PM
neat story to tell the grandkids though. "see these scars kids... oh man that night was crazy."
DonJuan
02-11-2009, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Kona9
"unlawful wounding"

so you mean there is such a thing as lawful wounding? Wow

I'd wreck that chick, many times... many many times. I'd just make sure and tie her ass up as soon as my pants hit the floor.

So the guy drank Vodka and popped Vallium and he woke up with that hottie? He's lucky he didn't wake up to a 400 pound dude. I'd take some light scarring over that.