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Generic
02-11-2009, 09:05 AM
Not only is this a 320i, its a "done up" 320i. hahaha.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-bmw-320i-fully-suped-up-W0QQAdIdZ104351040


its a bmw 320i auto with m3 parts nd headlights from outside a 1200watt sound system wid a 10 inch JBL subwoofer nd a pioneer nice dick hooked up wid a satalite radio nd more nice about this car is that in the back seat in da middle u have a nice little fridge its comes wid winter tires . its a good project car a very fast car . i need to sell the car as fast as i can cause am leavin the country call anytime at 4168768601

:rofl:

BigMass
02-11-2009, 09:09 AM
probably leaving the country because of a drug deal gone bad. I wonder we're he'll go, back to to the hood?

I'm particularly interested in his "nice dick"

SCHIDER23
02-11-2009, 09:12 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: gansta fo sure homes :rofl:

Artega
02-11-2009, 09:13 AM
those pics shows more of his mugshot than the car

I'm not surprised he just got owned though

n1zm0
02-11-2009, 09:21 AM
well what d'ya know, a banging sound system, projectors and a 'fridge in da back' that has winter tires in it could make a 2.0L bmw engine + auto tranny = 'very fast car'

chkolny541
02-11-2009, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by BigMass

I'm particularly interested in his "nice dick"

ask him to part:dunno:

urban.one
02-11-2009, 09:38 AM
someone ask this guy if he's willing to ship to calgary. payment by western union transfer from nigeria.


http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/674/96042jn20lm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7923/4607jk520if0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

scat19
02-11-2009, 09:59 AM
those are the nasty, cheap, way-worse-than-stock-halogen-reflector ebay projectors specials.

At least he thinks he's ballin with those weird poses

GQBalla
02-11-2009, 10:03 AM
LOL niceeeeeeee ahahahh

Canmorite
02-11-2009, 10:23 AM
Why is he posting pics of himself? Trying to make a little extra money on the side of the car sale? :rofl:

Kennyredline
02-11-2009, 10:45 AM
....maybe he used the same pics he posted on Lavalife to try and sell his car....:poosie:

Redlyne_mr2
02-11-2009, 10:51 AM
toronto fail.

tcpx
02-11-2009, 10:52 AM
pimpin ain't ez :bigpimp:

clem24
02-11-2009, 11:51 AM
I wonder if his friend posted it up or something. Looks more like a prank ad than anything.

On another note, is it just me or are there now officially MORE scam ads than there are legit ads on Kijiji? What a fucking joke of a site.

IhateDomestic
02-11-2009, 12:01 PM
:rofl:

Destinova403
02-11-2009, 12:04 PM
oh man... how do you guys find all these Kijiji and Craigslist ads...

i lol'd

funkedelic2
02-11-2009, 02:05 PM
what a douche

rumeo
02-11-2009, 02:22 PM
http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/l/kj/09/2/3/860/r5/8185g15_20.jpeg

You guys forgot this gangsta pic

Tarrantula
02-11-2009, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by rumeo
http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/l/kj/09/2/3/860/r5/8185g15_20.jpeg

You guys forgot this gangsta pic

Are there two different guys in the pics? or is it just me....

nismodrifter
02-11-2009, 02:51 PM
^Thaz proly his cuzzzzzin in dat pic. Don't mess wid him or he will call his cuzzins to mess you up.

Freestylin
02-11-2009, 02:53 PM
^ Agreed :facepalm:

SpoonEG6
02-11-2009, 02:54 PM
LOL too lebonese.:rofl:

5G_celica
02-11-2009, 03:13 PM
...nd headlights from outside ...


how the hell did he get headlights all the way to the outside?

DonJuan
02-11-2009, 04:45 PM
LOL, what a joke. That's why BMW drivers have a reputation as extreme douchebags. Cuz of douchebags like these.

Generic
02-11-2009, 05:11 PM
GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS haahahaha


http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-i-know-you-want-this-have-to-sell-it-in-this-week-price-W0QQAdIdZ106363343


the price prlly made yu go krazyyy itsa sexyy carr

NRGie
02-11-2009, 05:23 PM
^^^ that doesnt look bad

rumeo
02-11-2009, 05:25 PM
dude you should buy it! its got playstation 3!

Generic
02-11-2009, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by NRGie
^^^ that doesnt look bad

wtf?
Chrome + BMW = FIAL

lumss
02-11-2009, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Generic


wtf?
Chrome + BMW = FIAL

wtf?
you + FIAL = FAIL

DJ Lazy
02-11-2009, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by scat19
those are the nasty, cheap, way-worse-than-stock-halogen-reflector ebay projectors specials.

At least he thinks he's ballin with those weird poses

At least he didn't tint the windshield....

78si
02-11-2009, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by nismodrifter
^Thaz proly his cuzzzzzin in dat pic. Don't mess wid him or he will call his cuzzins to mess you up.


haha:rofl:

Scope951
02-11-2009, 07:09 PM
they all seem to have fridges...:nut: :rofl:

signature7
02-11-2009, 07:16 PM
I could smell the cheap cologne just looking at those pictures.

Generic
02-11-2009, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by lumss


wtf?
you + FIAL = FAIL

it was deliberate, n00b

funkedelic2
02-12-2009, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Generic


it was deliberate, n00b

lol easy there. You have what 110 posts? your not exactly well established here either.

Projek01
02-15-2009, 09:00 PM
did he just say that his dick is hooked up with sat radio? maybe he is leaving the country because he is having a hard time understanding english?

7thgenvic
02-15-2009, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Generic
GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS haahahaha


http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-i-know-you-want-this-have-to-sell-it-in-this-week-price-W0QQAdIdZ106363343



This has to be a bad joke....

funkedelic2
02-15-2009, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by 7thgenvic


This has to be a bad joke....

Why do you think that?

Generic
02-15-2009, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by funkedelic2


lol easy there. You have what 110 posts? your not exactly well established here either.

i spelt "fail" wrong the first time purposely.

sjaswal
02-15-2009, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by signature7
I could smell the cheap cologne just looking at those pictures.

don't you mean tim hortons?

SRT10Killer
02-16-2009, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Generic
GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS haahahaha


http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-i-know-you-want-this-have-to-sell-it-in-this-week-price-W0QQAdIdZ106363343



"it has all things a good car needs"


ROFL

7thgenvic
02-16-2009, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by funkedelic2


Why do you think that?

That is a 760 right there...... V12 badge....21K for a 760....Nopeeeeeeee

Team_Mclaren
02-16-2009, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by scat19
those are the nasty, cheap, way-worse-than-stock-halogen-reflector ebay projectors specials.



at least his headlight isnt cracked or the bumper isnt half falling off?;)

IhateDomestic
02-17-2009, 12:14 AM
"Isss besst bro!...best."

psycoticclown
02-17-2009, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by 7thgenvic


That is a 760 right there...... V12 badge....21K for a 760....Nopeeeeeeee

:werd:

I would get that in a heartbeat were it not a scam.

mowglee
02-18-2009, 01:06 AM
i asked him if hes willing to part out the "pioneer nice dick"...well see what he says hahahah

SCHIDER23
02-18-2009, 04:26 PM
damn I want a fridge now :( ...is just not the same without one :cry:

sumguy777
02-20-2009, 01:53 AM
"pioneer nice dick hooked up wid a satalite radio" what the hell?

jdmSiR
02-20-2009, 01:58 AM
i just sent a link to both of those owners via email referring them to this thread, im pretty stoked on the out come
:guns: