13 year old boy becomes a dad

[Kritafo]

Full story at: but below is part of the article.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece


BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.
He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

[UndrgroundRider]

Wow he looks young. :eek:

[Kloubek]

:facepalm:

Where the hell were the parents in this?

[Supa Dexta]

that cant be real. "The sun" pops up now and then, isn't it fake???

if it is, :rofl: @ that girl sleeping with that kid.

[benyl]

The kid looks like he is 8 years old, not 13...

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
if it is, :rofl: @ that girl sleeping with that kid.

Don't think anyone other than that kid would hit that.

[Masked Bandit]

I guess he could be 13. That relationship is sure going to be strange when the kid (baby) is old enough to do the math.

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by Masked Bandit
I guess he could be 13. That relationship is sure going to be strange when the kid (baby) is old enough to do the math.

"He's not just my dad... he's my best friend!"

[semograd]

He got laid when he was 12?!?:poosie: :poosie:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz

"He's not just my dad... he's my best friend!"


that's the exact thought I was thinking...

[BokCh0y]

My son turns 12 next month....looks it's tiem to buy him rubbers and have a the sex talk. :guns:

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

[Tomaz]

anyone else see the signifigance of the boy's name? "Alfie" has been used in 2 movies that were about a man who got all the ladies. The latest one with Jude Law involved a pregnacy with his best friends girl!

[01RedDX]

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[Xtrema]

Originally posted by Tomaz
anyone else see the signifigance of the boy's name? "Alfie" has been used in 2 movies that were about a man who got all the ladies. The latest one with Jude Law involved a pregnacy with his best friends girl!

Isn't that a common English name? Like Bob?

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Xtrema
Don't think anyone other than that kid would hit that. Eugh, poor kid isn't old enough to know what a 'minger' is, and that they are to be avoided (or at least kept a secret from one's friends). :rofl:

[Eleanor]

At least he found a legal way to hit JB :dunno:

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by Xtrema


Isn't that a common English name? Like Bob?


Not really.

[x.staygold.x]

REDICULOUS

that child is going to be fucked up...

[Kritafo]

Alfie is still more popular in the UK than in Canada. If you watch EastEnders there is a character which is has sparked another boost of the name.

The article is real, and he is not the youngest dad in the UK.

The popularity of the name Alfie in other countries:

16th - as a boy's name in Britain (2006)
16th - as a boy's name in England (2006)
18th - as a boy's name in England (2003)
22nd - as a boy's name in Britain (2005)
22nd - as a boy's name in England (2005)
27th - as a boy's name in Britain (2004)
27th - as a boy's name in England (2004)
49th - as a boy's name in England (2002)
54th - as a boy's name in England (2001)
57th - as a boy's name in England (2000)
67th - as a boy's name in England (1999)
83rd - as a boy's name in Scotland (2006)
558th - as a boy's name in Australia (NSW) (2002)

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by Kritafo
Alphie is still more popular in the UK than in Canada. If you watch EastEnders there is a character which is has sparked another boost of the name.

The article is real, and he is not the youngest dad in the UK.


Ah yes, the Eastenders. I know I get my knowledge of Canadian culture from Corner Gas and This Hour has 22 Minutes.

[DRKM]

That chick is a god.

:barf:

[xmattx8]

epic

[badatusrnames]

Council housing :facepalm:

Anyone see "This is England'?

[Antonito]

Originally posted by Kloubek
:facepalm:

Where the hell were the parents in this?

If anything, this story should be pretty chilling for any parent, as really, who the fuck would imagine this kid having sex?

It's not like he would be coming home with gang tattoos or be out till 3am, hell, those kids wouldn't have even had to leave school grounds.

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by DRKM
That chick is a god.

:barf:

lol it took 2nd page till Beyond spat the truth.



Originally posted by Antonito

who the fuck would imagine this kid having sex?

It's not like he would be coming home with gang tattoos or be out till 3am

Yea but gangs and tattoos have nothing to do with love... what's love got's to do, got's to do with it?

[Zephyr]

She looks like a pedophile.

[R154]

This used to be common place and encouraged 200 years ago.

Nothing strange. History repeats itself.

[Zephyr]

Originally posted by R154
This used to be common place and encouraged 200 years ago.

Nothing strange. History repeats itself.


And they also had 20 kids because probably half might die from the common cold so better start early. Different times now makes it not so necessary to be tied to a kid so early.

[yue]

that kid's girlfriend looks like his mom.
for all these anti-abortion people how come they never endorse orphanages?

[TorqueDog]

Apparently as many as eight other guys might be this kid's father.
Link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2239272.ece)

So I whipped this up in Photoshop.


I call it 'Fixed'.
http://members.shaw.ca/j.parkes/mumdaddies.jpg


A random one from the web:
http://members.shaw.ca/j.parkes/kidskids.jpg

[IhateDomestic]

LOL when the kid is 10, his dad will be 23-24....when he's 20--his dad 33...weird :rofl:

[Antonito]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Apparently as many as eight other guys might be this kid's father.
Link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2239272.ece)


Jesus, what a fucked up situation....even the families are messed in the head:


Alfie's dad Dennis - who dumped wife Nicola, 43, for a teenage friend of her eldest daughter -

........

The vehicle fitter walked out on Alfie and his mum for a 19-year-old friend of his teen-mum stepdaughter.

But Dennis defended his decisions and refused to take the blame for Alfie's predicament saying: "I've been the best dad I could.

"But we all make mistakes."

:facepalm: :rofl:

[funkedelic2]

Seriously fucked up. His gf is like 3 times the size of him. Poor Alfie

[jsn]

wow wtf.. that kid cannot be 13. 9 or 10 at most.

[msommers]

I wanna see these guys on Maury....

you are NOT the father!!

[bulaian]

UPDATE!!!

That 13 y/o might not be the father



A 13-year-old British schoolboy who made headlines last week for fathering a child may not be the dad, after it was reported his 15-year-old girlfriend may have been sleeping with up to eight other boys.

British tabloid The Sun broke the story last week that Alfie Patten was one of the youngest fathers in Britain after girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to baby daughter Maisie Roxanne.

"When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble... I didn't know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it," Alfie said.

The story even prompted comment from Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

"I don't know the individual details of the case but of course I think all of us would want to avoid teenage pregnancies," Brown told reporters when asked about the case.

But The News of the World is now reporting that a second teenage boy has come forward believing he is the father.

Richard Goodsell, 16, says he slept with Chantelle around the time she fell pregnant and has requested a DNA test to prove he's the father.

Richard said he had sex at least three times with Chantelle at her home, saying: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so."

The News of the World has also uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as eight teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived.




link (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5323144/13yearold-father/)

[CivicDXR]

Originally posted by bulaian
UPDATE!!!

That 13 y/o might not be the father



link (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5323144/13yearold-father/)

borderline :repost: since this was posted here yesterday:



Originally posted by TorqueDog
Apparently as many as eight other guys might be this kid's father.
Link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2239272.ece)


But anyways, here is some good old fashioned multitasking:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/02/patten_uk-1.jpg

:rofl:

link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2238252.ece)

[Dj_Stylz]

What a skank lol

[CivicDXR]

Originally posted by Dj_Stylz
What a skank lol

looking at the pic, I would use the word BEAST :nut:

[JordanAndrew]

Wow this chick is 15?? She looks like she's in her 30's

[CivicDXR]

Originally posted by JordanAndrew
Wow this chick is 15?? She looks like she's in her 30's

i agree, in the PS3 pic, she looks like she could be his mom...

[95teetee]

"Alfie's dad Dennis - who dumped wife Nicola, 43, for a teenage friend of her eldest daughter..."



wow, it gets better and better
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/hitman357/michael20jackson20gif.gif

[TorqueDog]

DNA tests are in! (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?&entry_id=37526)

Alfie Patten...













...YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.
http://media.omfgif.com/gif/omfg_you_are_not_the_father.gif

[msommers]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

on a side note, that guy looks like Carlton from Fresh Prince

[Thomas Gabriel]

Need moar eugenics

[GQBalla]

link is dead

[TorqueDog]

Link fixed. If it dies again, just Google "Alfie Patten DNA".

[Canmorite]

She gets around eh :rofl:

[signature7]

why in the blue balls of hell would you declare you are the dad? I mean having that 8 year old looking kid take a lion share of the responsibility is like God sending you down a gift, a second chance... The worse part is, you're telling people you've slept with that....Shudders.

[xLostx]

Turns out the lil 13 year old isn't the dad, they did DNA testing and he's not the daddy!

http://news.aol.com/article/british-boy-isnt-father/398888

http://api.ning.com/files/0ltSul*FclUe-KBsrVA952FWlJc-kuVxXGj5*QZKq9G1xHQC8lYjrAqu*Djn5pHWgVInBXEm2XAmD6uJ11ITjy8UplJPGwE7/not_the_father.gif

[rumeo]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
DNA tests are in! (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?&entry_id=37526)

Alfie Patten...













...YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.
http://media.omfgif.com/gif/omfg_you_are_not_the_father.gif



Originally posted by xLostx
Turns out the lil 13 year old isn't the dad, they did DNA testing and he's not the daddy!

http://news.aol.com/article/british-boy-isnt-father/398888

http://api.ning.com/files/0ltSul*FclUe-KBsrVA952FWlJc-kuVxXGj5*QZKq9G1xHQC8lYjrAqu*Djn5pHWgVInBXEm2XAmD6uJ11ITjy8UplJPGwE7/not_the_father.gif


repost


:repost:

[xLostx]

hahaha I just figured this thread was long dead and it threw me to the bottom of this thread when i did the search, oh well.