Boy Killed Anally By Office Chair

[Mibz]

If you don't clench while reading, you're inhuman.


Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/02/anal-chair-death.jpg
http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

[Kona9]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s135/kona9/mythbusted.jpg

[x.staygold.x]

Yeah this must be fake...

[KoukiS14]

Where's the blood? :facepalm:

[Mibz]

Didn't find anything on Snopes and didn't think Gizmodo was News of the World.

[psycoticclown]

Hmmm, I see... 1Boy1Chair.

[rumeo]

dude how did you fall for this?

[Bimmer88]

That's not possible.... can't be!

[Power_Of_Rotary]

it thought the chair broke causing the bodys weight to pressure down. Therefore the sharp tube penetrating his rectum...

but is this even real?

[Supa Dexta]

I read about this a couple days ago... I've also come running across a room and planted myself in these chairs with excessive force on more then one occasion.. I sit in one, sometimes two.. at a time.. daily... Perhaps I should be more cautious.

[funkedelic2]

Originally posted by Kona9
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s135/kona9/mythbusted.jpg

hahahaha thats awesome

[nonlinear]

damn chinese chairs:whipped:

[Mibz]

I'll be honest, the thought that it was fake never even crossed my mind.
*sigh*
I have a trust issue with the internet.

[ForeverBoosted]

Haha, yeah if the kid blead to death do you not think that that chair would be caked with blood?!

[ChappedLips]

Did you get this from www.theonion.com ??

[HyperZell]

Originally posted by ForeverBoosted
Haha, yeah if the kid blead to death do you not think that that chair would be caked with blood?!

Yeah, cuz you know, the kid would've just sat there and quietly bled to death.

Think about it. Shards of metal go up your rectum - the first thing you do is jump out and go WTF!

[scat19]

This is so stupid how do pepole fall for this shit?

and +1 on the myth busted pic lmao

[01RedDX]

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[viff3r]

Full marks for the thread title.

[scat19]

Originally posted by viff3r
Full marks for the thread title.

Viph on CGP? :whipped:

[yungberG]

u gotta be a idiot to bele that :rolleyes:

[charlie_su1986]

Guys this is real, and it happened several times in china, yes those are some poor quality chinese chairs.

Just did a google and here's another incident on tv, in chinese though.
http://51momo.com/html/5/2009.01.15/6IYUBOP3K9649C1P9712UI12484033.html