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shin0bi
03-27-2009, 10:49 AM
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIAL/CARS/news/50701.html

$10 says this was planted... However, still an awesome attempt at viral marketing.

n1zm0
03-27-2009, 10:52 AM
maybe its just a mannequin in race suit and simpson helmet? :dunno:

ShermanEF9
03-27-2009, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by n1zm0
maybe its just a mannequin in race suit and simpson helmet? :dunno:

actually, hes made of popsicle sticks, a bunch of white glue, used condoms, a bed sheet and some stuffing from a thanksgiving in '05.

shin0bi
03-27-2009, 11:04 AM
Some say his nipples are made of spent turn signal bulbs from a Lada, and that his shoelaces are fashioned from the braided pubic hair of Jeremy Clarkson. Others say he hosts a bi-monthy afternoon tea party for Sir Richard Branson and Mick Jagger.
All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Eleanor
03-27-2009, 11:05 AM
:rofl:

Aniki
03-27-2009, 11:08 AM
"Some say that he's mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor.
All we know is... he's called The Stig"

rofl so irrelevant

Stealth22
03-27-2009, 11:18 AM
Out of the 25 or so that I read, my two favorites...

"Some say, his watch goes up to 14 and that he thinks the credit crunch is a new type of breakfast cereal. All we know is...he's called The Stig."

"Some say, he's tired of being introduced like this, and if anyone's going to flog a dead horse it should be him. All we know is...he's called The Stig."

EDIT: Here's my lame attempt at one:

"Some say, he spends his evenings surfing Beyond.ca, and that he's got his own Claw sticker. All we know is...he's called The Stig." :rofl:

THE GOVERNATOR
03-27-2009, 11:45 AM
"Some say, he's the only man to have ever beat up Chuck Norris, also has been able to run faster than a Bugatti Veyron..... All we know is he's called The Stig."

911fever
03-27-2009, 01:36 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

diamondedge
03-28-2009, 01:55 AM
Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that he sucks the moisture from ducks.....all we know is, he's called The Stig.

If he was upside inside that office, on the ceiling, that would be AWWEEEESOME.

sidewaysD
03-28-2009, 01:07 PM
do not forget Stigs American cousin.. fat stig

http://astrx.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/snapshot20070409234139.jpg

psycoticclown
03-29-2009, 01:38 PM
My lame attempt

Some say, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for him, and that he was really the first man on the moon... all we know is... he's called the Stig.