If you have a small tool and want to be a womanizer, buy my car!

[G-ZUS]

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1128735500.html



2005 BMW 3 Series 330 Ci Convertible, with navigation, super fast, now you can compete with SUPRA's.

lost my job at Petro canada, can no longer afford expensive BMW. still under warranty with FREE oil changes from BMW!! need money to pay mortgage.

BMW is number 1 car so this deal will not last long , more reliable then lexus. you can pick up many girls in calgary with it as they like EXPENSIVE BMW. you will be number 1 player/womanizer on your block!! even if you have small tool. very good bmw.

For pictures and contact, i uploaded about 12 pictures on my ad on calgaryfinder.com as craigslist replies always seem to go to my hotmail junk folder.

[akumajack]

Is this a joke?

[ChappedLips]

Originally posted by akumajack
Is this a joke?

No, it's a BMW owner

[dezmarez]

i think its a joke, but is still trying to sell the bmw by looking like that other ad...about the suv and how extreme ahd chuck norris it is..

[superboss]

that guy really sounds like an idiot:facepalm:

[nusneak]

BMW is number 1 car so this deal will not last long , more reliable then lexus. you can pick up many girls in calgary with it as they like EXPENSIVE BMW. you will be number 1 player/womanizer on your block!! even if you have small tool. very good bmw. LMAO...

[TorqueDog]

Hahaha hilarious.

While reading this, I totally had it dictated in my head in a voice similar to the City Wok guy from South Park.

[trevh]

I'm not all that shocked he got laid off from Petro Canada.

[rumeo]

hahahahaha...well i sent him a message asking him if its still for sale. its obv fraud, anything you guys want me to ask him? besides why hes such a douche

[G-ZUS]

we need a sticky thread for best of craigslist :rofl:

[Xtrema]

(calgary forest lawn)

Enough said.

[nykz]

You'd think for someone working at Petro Canada, assuming he works in a office, would use another email rather than hotmail... :dunno:

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by nykz
You'd think for someone working at Petro Canada, assuming he works in a office, would use another email rather than hotmail... :dunno:

Why? Because you use your work e-mail to conduct your personal business just so when you quit or fired, you can have no access to?

Any why Petro Canada must be office and not gas station?

[XylathaneGTR]

Originally posted by Xtrema

Any why Petro Canada must be office and not gas station?
I think he assumed corporate Petro Canada rather than retail Petro Canada...
Perhaps he thought that being a pumpjockey doesnt pay well enough to have such a glorious piece of automotive nirvana and a house.

[whiskas]

Location: calgary forest lawn

Nuff said.

[Neil4Speed]

Isn't that an amazing price if it is real?

[Cooked Rice]

pussy magnet included

[Dope7]

Originally posted by ChappedLips


No, it's a BMW owner :facepalm:

[toastgremlin]

CalgaryFinder ad (http://calgaryfinder.com/detail.php?fatherID=40&TypeID=49&ListingID=266)

What a sketchy-looking site. Of course the VIN isn't listed either, and I can't seem to figure out how to access his "15" photos, only this (possibly scanned-in?) one:
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7112/scammybmw.jpg

Their forums are clogged with unmoderated spam as well.

[94boosted]

:rofl: :rofl: This guy is priceless

[funkedelic2]

Be the king of your block and pick up Calgary chicks in this FAAAaaaast fucking machine. (Even if you have a small tool.. which i do since i know you can still get mad pussy) 'Nuff said

http://vexfactor.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/popped-collar-four.jpg

[G-ZUS]

^ I pop my 4 collars and tha bitchez hollar

[thetransporter]

hahahah

[ZorroAMG]

I'll see your 4 popped and raise you 23.

http://www.attusapparel.com/images/douche/large/d6.jpg

[Neil4Speed]

" now you can compete with SUPRA's."

Hahha, how nice that you can now compete with a 10 year older toyota.


"more reliable then lexus"

Then? was it pretense? so more reliable than an older lexus? probably not

[Tarrantula]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Hahaha hilarious.

While reading this, I totally had it dictated in my head in a voice similar to the City Wok guy from South Park.

hahahaha same!

[G-ZUS]

From one guy with a small tool to another, I give you good deal