In Soviet China......

[Xtrema]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_china_suicide_help

Awesome!

[Antonito]

That story has like 5 different layers of bizarre.

[acura_el]

video

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f2_1243139794

[Canmorite]

That was awesome :rofl:

[JRSC00LUDE]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[jsn]

lol nice one:rofl:

[TYMSMNY]

There are so many of them.. and no one really cares. Unfortunate situation but if you want to jump.. just do it. Don't try to make a big commotion about it. I'm heartless.. I know.

[B4tMan]

In the amount of time he was taking to jump, 50 thousand kids have been born in ASIA

[D'z Nutz]

Hahaha I love how no-nonsense some of us Chinese are!

[signature7]

Is it me or does that not look like an 8 meter fall?

[ZenOps]

Reminds me of Mel Gibson in Lethal weapon.

"You wanna jump, lets jump!"

Hell yeah, some people who feign suicide just plain annoy the heck out of people just trying to make a living.

[Tik-Tok]

He was planning on committing suicide by jumping 26 feet? Was he thinking he could overdose on morphine after they took him to the hospital for a couple of broken bones?

[nismodrifter]

Wow, hilarious story hahahah.

LOL @ jumping from 26 feet. Headfirst would probably work, anything else would be total fail.

[gatorade]

lol

[clem24]

What's interesting is the amount of first aid training the firefighters had... They didn't bother with trying to assess any injuries (if any) and just brought him up to his feet and assumed he was ok! The good 'ol Chinese.

[spikerS]

Originally posted by clem24
What's interesting is the amount of first aid training the firefighters had... They didn't bother with trying to assess any injuries (if any) and just brought him up to his feet and assumed he was ok! The good 'ol Chinese.

they were getting him out of the way in case the second guy decided to come down the same way. could be hurt further if the second guy lands on him.

[livinlarge89]

The bag almost looked like it didn't help, it might just be me but it looked like he pretty much just hit the pavement directly. His elbow and spine injuries were probably just about what he would have had if there was no bag there except for possible head injuries

[mucat]

Exactly, if you are going to kill yourself, find some place quiet and do it. Making a show in a public place is only for girls. Fu*king jump now already.

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by livinlarge89
The bag almost looked like it didn't help, it might just be me but it looked like he pretty much just hit the pavement directly. His elbow and spine injuries were probably just about what he would have had if there was no bag there except for possible head injuries

That's probably because it contained lead.

[Neil4Speed]

Wow, Not only is his life pretty brutal, he couldn't even succeed at killing himself. Instead he ended up both broke and paralyzed.

[Tik-Tok]

The pusher is awesome, this is a great pic of him, lol..

http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/ap_china_suicide_pusher_090523_mn.jpg

[clem24]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz


That's probably because it contained lead.

With the fabric made of melamine and as a precaution the entire thing covered with soot. The funny thing is, I actually enjoyed that smell of burning coal. Doesn't seem like China without it.

LOL check out the crowd on the bridge. That's the Chinese for ya.

[hampstor]

Originally posted by clem24


With the fabric made of melamine and as a precaution the entire thing covered with soot. The funny thing is, I actually enjoyed that smell of burning coal. Doesn't seem like China without it.

LOL check out the crowd on the bridge. That's the Chinese for ya.

ya the crowd is hilarious - that's how you know he's an attention whore. He goes to a public place so people can watch him. :rofl:

I have to say, the thread title confuses me ... Soviet China?

[ralliart_girl]

This was an obvious cry for help...cause if he really wanted to die, he would have done it.

On a side note, really funny but really disturbing at the same time.

[n1zm0]

i would have lol'd even more if the suicide guy pulled the pusher off with him for 2x fail :rofl:

[TYMSMNY]

Originally posted by livinlarge89
The bag almost looked like it didn't help, it might just be me but it looked like he pretty much just hit the pavement directly. His elbow and spine injuries were probably just about what he would have had if there was no bag there except for possible head injuries

that and I think he hit the crossbars on the way down.