Electric Turbo!

[JTC180]

Electric Turbo (Epic Thread) (http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/general-nissan-altima-discussion-1993-2001/289347-electric-turbo.html)

Enjoy!

[nissanK]

also it effects idle i guess by giving it to much air at once for the fuel to mix in,

bahahaha! :rofl:

[B20EF]

I'd still prefer a leafblower

[Alak]

Theres not enough LOL in the universe.

[Nissan_Fanboy]

Wow sick man!

[Disoblige]

Then he says this when people call him out on saying stupid shit in threads

"Whos to say i cant drive 100mph plus, and you can drift in FWD CAR AND I ENJOY TRYING AND SUCCEDING not only in this car butt other FWD CARS."

:rofl:

Also, there's a bigger retard than him on another forum that was posted there:

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

Pours NOS drink into his tank :rofl: :rofl:

[JTC180]

The NOS one was a classic that was also posted on beyond a while ago!:rofl:

[Crymson]

What about the guy who was going to hook and aircompressor to his intake? Where'd that one go?

[sxtothe240]

wtf:confused:

[SJW]

Whats wrong with that? Its now the NISSAN E-TURB

[SJW]

Actually now that i think about it. My house is twin turbo.........

[bg_27]

The best part of this, in his last 2 pictures the turbo is ON BACKWARDS, its sucking air OUT of the engine, thats why hes having the stalling problems at idle. ROFL ROFL

[SJW]

The guy is from Florida.

Its no surprise that the schooling system rates Florida dead last just about every year.

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by SJW
Actually now that i think about it. My house is twin turbo.........

:rofl: :rofl:

[ottamania]

Originally posted by SJW
Actually now that i think about it. My house is twin turbo.........

mine is triple turbo. slam that shit yo :whipped:

[Mibz]

Originally posted by bg_27
The best part of this, in his last 2 pictures the turbo is ON BACKWARDS, its sucking air OUT of the engine, thats why hes having the stalling problems at idle. ROFL ROFL The first time I read the thread I thought he fixed it so I thought the thread was just him getting a hard time for putting the thing on. Then I read it again and LOLed so effing hard when I watched the video and saw that it was on backwards.

[sxtothe240]

This comment made me laugh.

"Alright Mr. Fag-Spatula, as I leisurely strolled down your thread of quite miserable patheticness in which you try to turn your rusing turd bucket of a Nissan Altima into some mad tyte Fast and Furious drift shit, I found myself becoming increasingly ill. When I read that you drift your fail wheel drive car my balls burned with the passion of a thousand suns, and by the time I got to the point where you installed your plastic brick of shit I had vomited my appendix through both my mouth and my nose. If I may be allowed to call you out on certain points of contention, well, I'll do it anyway.

1. Wiring

Your wiring job looks like some backwoods sister-****ing hack piece where you float more wires around your car than a Boeing 737 and then wonder why your radio turns on your windshield wipers and why your airbags deploy when you go over 20 miles an hour.

2. Drifting

No ****-nugget, you're not a JDM drifter. Have you taken a look at, lets say, the Formula D lineup lately? Do you know how many FWD cars there are in it? Even the Scions are converted to RWD from the pestilent use of a transaxle. Pulling your handbrake in the McDonalds parking lot in front of your faggoty homeboy friends that wear XXL t-shirts and their leathery clad spitoons also known as their girlfriends does not constitute drifting. At best it's a power slide, at worst you are sliding uncontrollably towards a curb whilst screaming "HELP ME TOM CRUISE" as your imitation pipe-suade seat covers are suddenly blasted with a shot of brown excrement when you realize your 500 dollar house with wheels is about to become a writeoff. You're not good at drifting, and you're not good at anything. May I recommend locking yourself in the trunk of your 300C indefinitely.

3. Performance

Your car is not performing better. The idea behind a performance modification is to make your car better. You are so ****ing stupid that you've made your car worse. Let me yell it to you across the internet, to hopefully let it seep in. YOUR CAR WON'T IDLE. YOUR STUPID ****ING PLASTIC TURBO HAS MADE YOUR CAR WORSE. YOU ****ING SUCK. How can you justify the placebo effect of having an incremental boost in performance WHEN YOUR ****ING CAR WON'T ****ING STAY RUNNING.

4. Cost

You are a ****ing cheapass. You are the kind of dumb**** that buys a Turbonator because you a. believed the eBay posting numbers were real and b. some girl was showing some of her tits off in the directions. Real forced induction is a tried and tested method to improve your cars performance. How many professional drag racers, roadcourses, auto-xers, and drifters are using electrified Lego's on their car? NONE. I ****ing hope you have another hobby like knitting or massages because this car thing isn't working out for you.

My advice? Go die in a ****ing fire and leave car modification to those who aren't insolent little children that can't take criticism and don't pretend they're an engineer based on some ricer mathamatical calculations."

[Kittens11]

I think that was a little to much man.....

[sxtothe240]

Originally posted by Kittens11
I think that was a little to much man.....

wasn't me who wrote it, lol. Some guy from thread did.

[Kittens11]

o shit sorry lol

[403s1n]

Originally posted by Kittens11
I think that was a little to much man.....

indefinitely lol, but he did have a point(s) :D

[Ferio_vti]

Love the OP's sig:
Young minds are usually the sharpest!

[misterrick]

he should have just used this:
Boost Bar (http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=39)