Crazy Internet Bitches

[ABteg00]

This is a thread for you to share to stories of the crazy girls you have met off the Internet.

Ill go first,
The craziest girl i have ever met was off nexopia a few years ago. We met up and she was super hot and fun. We were chilling at my house and since it was our first time together i thought I would be respectable and only get a hand job. I don't even like hand jobs but its a for sure way to get more next time.

13 of the most average minutes of my life later it was all over and I immediately started making my get away plan. I looked at my phone at an old text and informed her it was my boss and i was called into work. This is when things got weird.

We were still sitting on my couch at the time and she said oh, ok well ill just wait here till your done.....The chance of me leaving this sexually frustrated girl in my house alone to eat my food and do weird things with my shower head is slim. So i said no and i would drop her off at home on my way to work.

We started driving and i found out she lived across the city from my house and the fuck if im gonna be late for my pretend job just so i can drive her home.

So i told her i was going to drop her off at the c train station. So we pulled up just as a train was coming so i told her to be quick and go. But she purposely took to long trying to say good bye and missed the train. So i told her to get out and wait for the next one because i was in a no stopping zone. She then said the weirdest shit i have ever heard.

She informed me she wasn't leaving because she doesn't trust me alone anymore....

I pretended she was jk and i told her i would call her next weekend and she just sat there and wouldn't get out. 15 mins later it was clear she wasn't getting out. By this time i was getting pissed off at her. So we went back to my house for whatever reason.

When we got back i grabbed one of my 50 dollar cigars for us to go outside and smoke because it was the only way i could get her outside of my building. When we were outside smoking she told me she liked prime times more then my cigar, so i took that as a chance to pretend like she really hurt my feelings and that i was mad at her. So i stormed back into my building leaving her locked outside.

She then saw me pulling my car out of my parking garage to go to work and chased after the car for a block thru downtown...

I finally lost her and 45 mins later i went back to my place and thankfully she was gone. Except she wrote all over the front door my my building saying and asshole and a prick live in this building!!!

she must have forgotten my name hahahaha

A few months later i went out for lunch with my grandma and she was the hostess. I told my grandma the restaurant was full so we left and I never heard from her again.

[MikeAg]

Originally posted by ABteg00
The craziest girl i have ever met was off nexopia a few years ago.

:facepalm: Weak.

[jonnycat]

:clap:

more

[eglove]

this thread should be renamed. "the craziest lg's you've picked up off of nexopia".

[bubbley]

HAHAHAAHHA

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by MikeAg


:facepalm: Weak.

Trying to trade a civic or celica in almost every FS thread = weak.

[beyondpinoy]

yo if she was hot, you should of just DID it with her, then bring her home and never call her again... that way you at least get some action...

[MikeAg]

Originally posted by Disoblige


Trying to trade a civic or celica in almost every FS thread = weak.

Lawl, where? Get on your Nexopia and stfu.

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by MikeAg


Lawl, where? Get on your Nexopia and stfu.

You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't act dumb :rolleyes: . I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221169
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220931
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221250
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214918
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218620
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217222
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206329
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223466
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194405
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225548
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220254
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225214
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224281
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226157
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214353
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223893
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225256
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218525
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225587
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223232
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224446
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196217
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226005
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220987
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215849
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189472
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225110
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228253
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227733
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226623


No one's gonna trade their Mercedes, BMW, TL-Type S, S2000, 400 HP Eclipse for a fucking Celica or 1999 Civic.

1. I'm not a fan of Nexopia thanks.
2. You don't even drive a Z.
3. Upon searching, found out you like to wear used 'brand whore' clothes.

[blackteg2]

wat

[01RedDX]

.

[ABteg00]

Originally posted by MikeAg


:facepalm: Weak.

haha you probs STILL go on nexopia and tell LG's boyfriends u will trade your civic for their girlfriend

[Trini]

:rofl: :rofl: she is nuts:nut:

[eg_eric]

haha, only on beyond. :rofl:

[gretz]

Originally posted by MikeAg


Lawl, where? Get on your Nexopia and stfu.

hahaha - you asked for it

[BlackArcher101]

Does anyone actually believe this story?

First of all, NEVER meet a girl of the net for the first time at your house. The less details she knows about where you live/work, the better... give it a week at least before you start divulging that info.

ALWAYS leave yourself an out the first few times.

[JordanAndrew]

Originally posted by MikeAg


Lawl, where? Get on your Nexopia and stfu.


Originally posted by Disoblige


You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't act dumb :rolleyes: . I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221169
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220931
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221250
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214918
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218620
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217222
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206329
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223466
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194405
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225548
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220254
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225214
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224281
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226157
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214353
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223893
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225256
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218525
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225587
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223232
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224446
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196217
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226005
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220987
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215849
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189472
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225110
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228253
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227733
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226623


No one's gonna trade their Mercedes, BMW, TL-Type S, S2000, 400 HP Eclipse for a fucking Celica or 1999 Civic.

1. I'm not a fan of Nexopia thanks.
2. You don't even drive a Z.
3. Upon searching, found out you like to wear used 'brand whore' clothes.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BUDDY GOT OWNED!

[msommers]

Originally posted by BlackArcher101
Does anyone actually believe this story?

Not in the least. No one loses their load when getting a handjob.

[ABteg00]

Originally posted by BlackArcher101
Does anyone actually believe this story?

First of all, NEVER meet a girl of the net for the first time at your house. The less details she knows about where you live/work, the better... give it a week at least before you start divulging that info.

ALWAYS leave yourself an out the first few times.

Trust me, if i made it up i would have got more then a hj

[JordanAndrew]

Originally posted by ABteg00


Trust me, if i made it up i would have got more then a hj

pics? ;)

[core_upt]

Originally posted by ABteg00
i thought I would be respectable and only get a hand job

awesome!

[03ozwhip]

i beleive it, shit like this has happened very similar to me when i was younger...

[ABteg00]

Originally posted by msommers


Not in the least. No one loses their load when getting a handjob.

you should probs go to a doc dude hahaha

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by msommers


Not in the least. No one loses their load when getting a handjob.

O RLY

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by msommers


Not in the least. No one loses their load when getting a handjob.

Haha, depends on how experienced she is :clap:

[eglove]

holy fuck, epic pwn

[A790]

Originally posted by Disoblige


Haha, depends on how experienced she is :clap:
That was a spectacular owning good sir. My hat is tipped to you.

[ABteg00]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip
i beleive it, shit like this has happened very similar to me when i was younger...

do tell,
that is what this thread is for!

more crazy bitch stories! :clap:

[malcolmk14]

I wish I could count the number of times I've had questionable females in my house and then been afraid for weeks afterwards that they'd come back and attack me.

Don't bring girls you barely know to your home. You have to live there.

[msommers]

Originally posted by Disoblige


Haha, depends on how experienced she is :clap:

haha I guess so. Where those girls are hiding I have no idea. All the ones I have been with are fuckin terrible. Start milf hunting I suppose?:rofl:

[Carl64]

I was hoping for two good pages of stories. I got one story. :(

[gpomp]

where are the pics?

[Skyline_Addict]

awaiting pics and MikeAg's response to that owning by Disoblige.

[Clark-Kent]

Originally posted by Disoblige


You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't act dumb :rolleyes: . I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221169
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220931
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221250
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214918
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218620
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217222
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206329
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223466
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194405
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225548
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220254
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225214
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224281
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226157
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214353
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223893
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225256
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218525
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225587
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223232
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224446
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196217
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226005
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220987
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215849
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189472
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225110
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228253
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227733
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226623


No one's gonna trade their Mercedes, BMW, TL-Type S, S2000, 400 HP Eclipse for a fucking Celica or 1999 Civic.

1. I'm not a fan of Nexopia thanks.
2. You don't even drive a Z.
3. Upon searching, found out you like to wear used 'brand whore' clothes.

HAHAHAHA PWNED :rofl: :rofl:

[Jlude]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
awaiting pics and MikeAg's response to that owning by Disoblige.

better chance of pics being posted :rofl:

[Wehbeast]

Originally posted by Disoblige


You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't act dumb :rolleyes: . I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221169
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220931
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221250
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214918
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218620
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217222
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206329
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223466
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194405
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225548
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220254
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225214
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224281
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226157
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214353
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223893
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225256
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218525
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225587
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223232
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224446
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196217
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226005
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220987
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215849
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189472
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225110
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228253
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227733
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226623


No one's gonna trade their Mercedes, BMW, TL-Type S, S2000, 400 HP Eclipse for a fucking Celica or 1999 Civic.

1. I'm not a fan of Nexopia thanks.
2. You don't even drive a Z.
3. Upon searching, found out you like to wear used 'brand whore' clothes.


What a guy. I was selling a DVD deck last year and he pms me. We agree on the price as 210, then he drives out to my house and I hook it up to his battery real quick to test it. Works good and everything then he tells me when he gets paid (the next day or 2 days later, cant remember) he will come buy it for the agreed price. The next day he pm's me and starts lowballing me started off with 130 and worked his way up, so I told him no we already agreed on 210. He then says "180 final offer take it or leave it" . What a guy, the next week his friend who came with him to see it, pm'd me from a different account and came and bought it for $210 :rofl: He even left me a negative rating for being a "horrible seller who does not cooperate"

[Skyline_Addict]

i think he has:

"trade for a 1999 civic si?"

and

"trade for 2001 celica + cash?"


mofuggin' macroed to his keyboard yo!

[Wehbeast]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
i think he has:

"trade for a 1999 civic si?"

and

"trade for 2001 celica + cash?"


mofuggin' macroed to his keyboard yo!


They have problems too

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/265217/99-civic-problem/
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/234076/transmission-jammed/
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/225072/engine-problem-need-help/

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Wehbeast



They have problems too

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/265217/99-civic-problem/
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/234076/transmission-jammed/
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/225072/engine-problem-need-help/


Haha omg this guy is getting owned over and over again.. gotta love the search button

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by Wehbeast



What a guy. I was selling a DVD deck last year and he pms me. We agree on the price as 210, then he drives out to my house and I hook it up to his battery real quick to test it. Works good and everything then he tells me when he gets paid (the next day or 2 days later, cant remember) he will come buy it for the agreed price. The next day he pm's me and starts lowballing me started off with 130 and worked his way up, so I told him no we already agreed on 210. He then says "180 final offer take it or leave it" . What a guy, the next week his friend who came with him to see it, pm'd me from a different account and came and bought it for $210 :rofl: He even left me a negative rating for being a "horrible seller who does not cooperate"

haha, you quoted me but let's clarify that it's that douche MikeAg you're talking about :D

[Dj_Stylz]

Originally posted by Disoblige


You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't act dumb :rolleyes: . I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221169
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220931
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221250
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214918
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218620
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217222
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206329
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223466
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194405
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225548
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220254
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225214
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224281
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226157
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214353
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223893
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225256
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218525
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225587
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223232
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224446
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196217
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226005
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220987
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215849
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189472
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225110
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228253
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227733
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226623


No one's gonna trade their Mercedes, BMW, TL-Type S, S2000, 400 HP Eclipse for a fucking Celica or 1999 Civic.

1. I'm not a fan of Nexopia thanks.
2. You don't even drive a Z.
3. Upon searching, found out you like to wear used 'brand whore' clothes.


haha oh man.:thumbsup:

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by Wehbeast



What a guy. I was selling a DVD deck last year and he pms me. What a guy, the next week his friend who came with him to see it, pm'd me from a different account and came and bought it for $210 :rofl:

What a guy.

[jsn]

Wow talk about a thread hijack. nice one MikeAG:rofl:

[xolemonteaox]

what happend to MikeAG? white flag already?

[jsn]

^^ you can't surrender when you've already lost the battle

[schocker]

Maybe someone finally took him up on his offer:dunno:

[MikeAg]

Lmao, :poosie: MOAR. :clap:

[B4tMan]

.

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by Disoblige


You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't act dumb :rolleyes: . I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221169
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220931
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221250
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214918
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218620
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217222
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206329
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223466
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194405
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225548
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220254
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225214
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224281
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226157
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214353
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223893
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225256
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218525
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225587
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223232
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=224446
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196217
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226005
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220987
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215849
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189472
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225110
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228253
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227733
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226623


No one's gonna trade their Mercedes, BMW, TL-Type S, S2000, 400 HP Eclipse for a fucking Celica or 1999 Civic.

1. I'm not a fan of Nexopia thanks.
2. You don't even drive a Z.
3. Upon searching, found out you like to wear used 'brand whore' clothes.

excellent :rofl:

[scat19]

So we've figured out a few things in this thread:

1) Nexopia is for crazies and high school kids.
2) MikeAG is a dumbass
3) Disoblige is proficient at using the search button

[eg_eric]

ouch haha

[Mar]

Originally posted by ABteg00
This is a thread for you to share to stories of the crazy girls you have met off the Internet.

Ill go first,
The craziest girl i have ever met was off nexopia a few years ago. We met up and she was super hot and fun. We were chilling at my house and since it was our first time together i thought I would be respectable and only get a hand job. I don't even like hand jobs but its a for sure way to get more next time.

13 of the most average minutes of my life later it was all over and I immediately started making my get away plan. I looked at my phone at an old text and informed her it was my boss and i was called into work. This is when things got weird.

We were still sitting on my couch at the time and she said oh, ok well ill just wait here till your done.....The chance of me leaving this sexually frustrated girl in my house alone to eat my food and do weird things with my shower head is slim. So i said no and i would drop her off at home on my way to work.

We started driving and i found out she lived across the city from my house and the fuck if im gonna be late for my pretend job just so i can drive her home.

So i told her i was going to drop her off at the c train station. So we pulled up just as a train was coming so i told her to be quick and go. But she purposely took to long trying to say good bye and missed the train. So i told her to get out and wait for the next one because i was in a no stopping zone. She then said the weirdest shit i have ever heard.

She informed me she wasn't leaving because she doesn't trust me alone anymore....

I pretended she was jk and i told her i would call her next weekend and she just sat there and wouldn't get out. 15 mins later it was clear she wasn't getting out. By this time i was getting pissed off at her. So we went back to my house for whatever reason.

When we got back i grabbed one of my 50 dollar cigars for us to go outside and smoke because it was the only way i could get her outside of my building. When we were outside smoking she told me she liked prime times more then my cigar, so i took that as a chance to pretend like she really hurt my feelings and that i was mad at her. So i stormed back into my building leaving her locked outside.

She then saw me pulling my car out of my parking garage to go to work and chased after the car for a block thru downtown...

I finally lost her and 45 mins later i went back to my place and thankfully she was gone. Except she wrote all over the front door my my building saying and asshole and a prick live in this building!!!

she must have forgotten my name hahahaha

A few months later i went out for lunch with my grandma and she was the hostess. I told my grandma the restaurant was full so we left and I never heard from her again.

Quoted before the ninja edit. Nice work on the owning! :thumbsup:

[cam_wmh]

Originally posted by MikeAg
Lmao, :poosie: MOAR. :clap:

oops there son. we're laughing at, not with you.

[MikeAg]

Originally posted by cam_wmh


oops there son. we're laughing at, not with you.

Yes, continue.

[Kardon]

Originally posted by MikeAg


Yes, continue.

Gladly! :rofl:

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by Kardon


Gladly! :rofl:

He asked for it :rofl:

Hello Chris Aguirre of Calgary, AB. E-mail:[email protected]

Or is it E-mail:[email protected] ..

You keep using so many for buying used clothes on here it's too hard to keep track.. I'm guessing Chris is your younger bro by 2 years.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?sid=4971f6cbc9df52d2d39ffbbe58774dc1&id=652150696&hiq=azn_kid26%40hotmail.com&ref=search

Did you give this 2nd hand G-Star long sleeve to your bro and told him it was new?

What a guy.

[Tarrantula]

Originally posted by MikeAg

Yes, continue.

I will for trade for 2001 celica + cash?




( I had to)

[Electrik]

Is the original story true haha, im weary..

[MikeAg]

Originally posted by Disoblige


He asked for it :rofl:

Hello Chris Aguirre of Calgary, AB. E-mail: [email protected]
Or is it [email protected] ?

You keep using so many for buying used clothes on here it's too hard to keep track.. I'm guessing Chris is your younger bro by 2 years.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?sid=4971f6cbc9df52d2d39ffbbe58774dc1&id=652150696&hiq=azn_kid26%40hotmail.com&ref=search

Did you give this 2nd hand G-Star long sleeve to your bro and told him it was new?

What a guy.

Wtf? Not even close. Who the hell is that!?

Beyond CSI Fail. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ZorroAMG]

What a guy.

[01RedDX]

.

[Disoblige]

Not this again.. :facepalm:

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196597

"still got this? add me on msn
[email protected]"



and this is where you want to buy a used winter jacket:

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194653

"email:[email protected]
phone: 618-4651 280-2821 ask for mike"

[Kardon]

Hahahaha AGAIN! Wow impressive. :guns:

[banned3x]

Originally posted by Disoblige
Not this again.. :facepalm:

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196597

"still got this? add me on msn
[email protected]"



and this is where you want to buy a used winter jacket:

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194653

"email:[email protected]
phone: 618-4651 280-2821 ask for mike"

busted

[Mr_ET]

This is awesome!

What a guy

[hks]

aha that guy got pwned pretty good.

Disoblige, keep it up! :thumbsup:

[thordin]

Not only limited to Nexopia but Beyond got its share of sum CIBs (Crazy Internet Bitches) as some of em have already revealed themselves in this thread. :clap: :drama:

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by hks
aha that guy got pwned pretty good.

Disoblige, keep it up! :thumbsup:

Heya Mike!

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221465

"I live in the NE Taradale.
618-4651
Mike"

Oh really Mike?

I have a map of where you live and your address. Must we go on? Call my bluff? ;)

[Skyline_Addict]

this thread is so awesome that i would not trade it for an 01 celica.



what a guy.

[Stunt66]

This is one of the best hijacks of all time. I remember looking through for sale ads and seeing him try and trade that celica for pretty much any car for sale.

[Mar]

haha, look at his trader rating! Then look at the ratings he gave to the people who gave him negative ratings! :rofl:

[sh0ko]

chris agguire? why does this ring a bell

ooo yaa
same guy? brothers?
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/265294/license-plate-lookup/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/264375/moving-from-calgary-to-california/

if u look at the profile..

[email protected]

[Mar]

Oh snap, this is the kid that was going to move to California and live in Dunbar or whatever it's called.

[SCHIDER23]

:rofl: :rofl: Damn time to get a new email and username lol, anyway about the story I call BS :thumbsdow

[Wehbeast]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
this thread is so awesome that i would not trade it for an 01 celica.



what a guy.

How about a 99 Civic? it's not worth as much

[scat19]

Originally posted by sh0ko
chris agguire? why does this ring a bell

ooo yaa
same guy? brothers?
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/265294/license-plate-lookup/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/264375/moving-from-calgary-to-california/

if u look at the profile..

[email protected]

I fucking knew it! I knew I recognized that name, but I couldn't quite recall.

Brand whoring FTL. Especially when it's used lmao.

You just can't put a name brand jean, sweater, and tee, and call it style :rofl:


"g-star
lacoste
diesel
fcuk
j.lindeberg
pusch
hugo boss
mexx"

Hahahahhaaha.

If you can't pay to play, buy used clothes on Beyond!

[Quiet10]

:rofl:

This thread delivers.

[b_t]

The first post fuckin sucked but the thread has improved since then

[Spoons]

Hahaha I was wondering why he called me out in the other thread. Gotta stick up for your dumbass brother (or yourself?).

What a guy... errr
What a biiiiiiiiiiiitch.

[xolemonteaox]

wow.. they're pretty well known on this forum
:facepalm:

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by scat19
If you can't pay to play, buy used clothes on Beyond!

lololol beyond is his value village

pwned so many times, i highly suggest a quick retreat..

Beyond CSI ftw again lol

[Davetronz]

God I love this website.

[Cooked Rice]

Oh Facebook....

Looks like he's rocking the G Star clothing he bought off here.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4681/n6521506961953.jpg


Photochops?

[nodoubtt]

who the fuck meets girls off the internet? are you that desperate or is your game that bad that you can't meet girls face to face? brutal

[brucebanner]

Wow, this thread is full of win. :rofl: :rofl:

[chkolny541]

uh-oh

[npham]

Originally posted by nodoubtt
who the fuck meets girls off the internet? are you that desperate or is your game that bad that you can't meet girls face to face? brutal

Are you still talking about the OP? We are way past that...get wit the times son.

[misterrick]

Originally posted by npham


Are you still talking about the OP? We are way past that...get wit the times son.


he probably just read the first couple posts and just scrolled to the bottom to reply lol

[CUG]

-Face pics
-No body shots
-Meet
-Fucking walrus from the neck down
-Pretended I wasn't me.

[soobad]

Originally posted by MikeAg


Wtf? Not even close. Who the hell is that!?

Beyond CSI Fail. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It never ceases to amaze me how these idiots keep on pushing instead of realizing that they are out-classed and cutting their losses...

[Meback]

I lol. :clap:

[Skyline_Addict]

where are the chops?

will trade 01 celica for chops?

[PureDeXteritY]

lol, I think he finally decided to STFU.
too little too late, the balls already rolling.
To MikeAg
Beyond CSI will only make this worse for you, I suggest you wave the white flag and admit defeat to Disoblige.

[Kobe]

Originally posted by nodoubtt
who the fuck meets girls off the internet? are you that desperate or is your game that bad that you can't meet girls face to face? brutal

:rofl: :rofl:
please, I can assure you the OP knows more girls then you know, he might be lieing and saying he doesnt use nexopia anymore, but i'm sure his still creeping around on it

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Cam you remember when you called me at dinner with some chick and told me 2 pretend 2 yell at you since you were "late for work" hahaha...

[Disoblige]

He's resorted to PM bashing me to save some face, just because of the chance he'll post something stupid and get called out for it.

Why don't you just wither away and not come back? I don't mind fucking around with you but you make it too easy son.

[JordanAndrew]

Originally posted by Disoblige
He's resorted to PM bashing me to save some face, just because of the chance he'll post something stupid and get called out for it.

Why don't you just wither away and not come back? I don't mind fucking around with you but you make it too easy son.

Post them for more entertainment. ;)

[xolemonteaox]

Originally posted by Disoblige

I have a map of where you live and your address. Must we go on? Call my bluff? ;)

i say you post his address man
he's asking for it

[Boosted Gtir]

just pure gold :thumbsup:

[scat19]

Oh disoblige you bad bad man. Slap!

[Kona9]

Originally posted by xolemonteaox


i say you post his address man
he's asking for it

Ease up there Captain. The kid isn't a criminal, just REALLY easy to make fun of. Nobody needs his address as nobody needs to go to his house.

There is enough success in bashing if you A) used the search button and got digging on MikeAG or B) Learned how to use photoshop.

PS- As funny and prepubescent as the OP's post was, perhaps Yohan4WS can chime in with a tale or two.