View Full Version : The nutbars we have out there....
2EFNFAST
06-13-2009, 03:03 PM
Driving downtown, minding my own business. This is how the conversation goes with the guy in the car next to me:
Him: Nice car
Me: Thanks.
Him: That's my dream car .... if I weren't gay I'd ask if you wanted to go out.
Me: :confused:
(silence)
Him: Say, do you need a blowjob?
Me: :confused: :confused:
Thank god the light changed; we've got some nutbars out there :facepalm:
Supa Dexta
06-13-2009, 03:10 PM
So how was it?
AMFH403
06-13-2009, 03:29 PM
LOL! Thats fucked.
U4RIA
06-13-2009, 03:39 PM
Do you drive a Miata by any chance? I kid, I kid.
But really, what kind of car?
Ekliptix
06-13-2009, 04:36 PM
It's a shelby cobra kit car with 100db side exhaust :)
2EFNFAST
06-13-2009, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Ekliptix
It's a shelby cobra kit car with 100db side exhaust :)
actually it was the z06 (longtubes, b&b bullets and some other stuff) :rofl:
And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140 :rofl:
arian_ma
06-13-2009, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140 :rofl:
:eek: video please!
Ekliptix
06-13-2009, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
actually it was the z06 (longtubes, b&b bullets and some other stuff) :rofl:
And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140 :rofl:
ok, that's even more weird!
funkedelic2
06-13-2009, 06:30 PM
hahahaha im sure he was just fucking around with you
2EFNFAST
06-13-2009, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by arian_ma
:eek: video please!
JDscX5RF_-Q
Only using about half throttle there. Hard to drive it.
Originally posted by funkedelic2
hahahaha im sure he was just fucking around with you
Nothing says 'haha! sucker!!!' like a random stranger of the same sex asking if you want a blowjob in the middle of downtown traffic :nut:
arian_ma
06-13-2009, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
JDscX5RF_-Q
:eek: :eek: Dude...
My only response is:
4pXfHLUlZf4
5fivespeed
06-13-2009, 09:34 PM
What he said ^^^. :clap:
Graham_A_M
06-13-2009, 09:54 PM
^ Hahahaha. that vid is pretty cool.
Yeah a lot of people think the Shelby replicas are the real deal... so it doesn't surprise me the amount of comments....
although that one encounter was very awkward though.... I think you handled it the same way I would have.:nut:
SilverBoost
06-13-2009, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
Only using about half throttle there. Hard to drive it.
About that video, I can honestly say that's one of the best things I've ever heard come off this forum.
2EFNFAST
06-13-2009, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Graham_A_M
^ Hahahaha. that vid is pretty cool.
Yeah a lot of people think the Shelby replicas are the real deal... so it doesn't surprise me the amount of comments....
although that one encounter was very awkward though.... I think you handled it the same way I would have.:nut:
I just hope this was a one time thing, otherwise there's going to be a 'F/S: Z06; not stock; $10 obo' thread soon :nut:
Originally posted by SilverBoost
About that video, I can honestly say that's one of the best things I've ever heard come off this forum.
Unfortunately hot girls don't seem to like it. :(
In an effort to attract teh hot girls......
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww89/efnfast/hg1.jpg
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww89/efnfast/hg2.jpg
If you notice, I also drew a smilie face to show that I am a happy person :)
zipdoa
06-13-2009, 11:39 PM
I don't think many people can appreciate any sort of noise @ 100db unless they're at a fucking concert, so I'm not surprised about the girls LOLLERSKATES. I think it sounds fucking gnarly though. For real, do you wear ear plugs when you cruise?
2EFNFAST
06-13-2009, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by zipdoa
I don't think many people can appreciate any sort of noise @ 100db unless they're at a fucking concert, so I'm not surprised about the girls LOLLERSKATES. I think it sounds fucking gnarly though. For real, do you wear ear plugs when you cruise?
But, but, I have free puppies. I was told hot girls liked puppies. I was lied to :(
If I'm just casually driving I don't bother with ear plugs. For any 'spirited' (above 4000rpm) driving, I have to - without them, after 4000 I can phsyically feel something in my ear trying to rip itself out (not ringing, but actual phsyical pain, like somebody's ripping a part of my ear out). With the plugs it's a-oh-kay though....however, woe be to those who're driving around me :D
5fivespeed
06-14-2009, 12:08 AM
Wow, that's crazy mate! Over 85dB's can make you go deaf. I'm glad at least you take some ear protection.
Ray
natejj
06-14-2009, 12:11 AM
Please tell me you don't open the throttle next to small children or pregnant women.... :nut:
I can picture it now
lublublublublublublublublubBBBBBRRRRAAAAAP
*children run and hide* :cry: :cry: :cry:
psycoticclown
06-14-2009, 02:12 PM
Damn that thing is loud... and I thought the Subaru Rally car was loud:nut:
arian_ma
06-14-2009, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by 89s1
I can picture it now
lublublublublublublublublubBBBBBRRRRAAAAAP
*children run and hide* :cry: :cry: :cry:
:rofl: What I wanna know is how long did it take you to write that post :D
2EFNFAST
06-14-2009, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by 89s1
I can picture it now
lublublublublublublublublubBBBBBRRRRAAAAAP
*children run and hide* :cry: :cry: :cry:
IF you car doesn't scare women and children alike, it isn't mangly enough :thumbsup:
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