Oh hai guys - any ideas on how to weigh 500+lbs?

[2EFNFAST]

Seriously, the people on this forum are just :nut:

Better have a strong stomach or a morbid curiousity to click the link (it's not ask leo material, but damn, it just makes you go :facepalm: )

http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3418

[JfuckinC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYoviRYtMmA


what in the fuck.
:barf:

[Tarrantula]

What.. the fuck man.

[Barking_Spidre]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ the first guys left titty.

HAHAHA. Looks like a horribly botched implant.

[dj_rice]

Wow, I cant believe a forum like that even exists :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[eglove]

"Dude, you are really beautiful! Getting over 500 can only add to it. Best of luck to you!"




WHAT THE FUCK!?!

:facepalm:



edit; HAHAHAHA at the pic where he's holding his gut, and the one poking his belly button

[BlackArcher101]

What in the blue fuck is this?

[Ben]

Originally posted by dj_rice
Wow, I cant believe a forum like that even exists :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wow, just wow.

And all the positive encouragement!

Not one hater in the bunch!

[Team_Mclaren]

Originally posted by Ben


Wow, just wow.

And all the positive encouragement!

Not one hater in the bunch!

quick beyond!! sign up!!:rofl:

[D911]

i wonder how long its been since that dudes seen his own dick.

[D911]

Sitting around is getting easier, because getting a bowl of ice cream alone gets me winded.

hahahahahaahahahaha

[DannyO]

You seriously got to be fuckin kidding me. :facepalm:

[Vagabond142]

Originally posted by dj_rice
Wow, I cant believe a forum like that even exists :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

On the internet, a forum exists for EVERYTHING.

[anothers10]

What were you looking for when you found this ? Thats fucked up.
Can this story be true ?
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2648

[rockanrepublic]

wow...:barf: some people now adays :facepalm:

[Disoblige]

lol.. All I can say is WOW.

Maybe someone should post this onto a bodybuilding forum and see the two sites clash :D

[403Gemini]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AOik46zyxrk/SSZcuOfAqgI/AAAAAAAAAZI/m8NY8j12dJc/s320/PeterGriffinTomBrady.jpg

[scat19]

How did you find this shit?!?!!?!?! :banghead: :banghead: :cry:

[GQBalla]

holy crap - and they are only trying to get bigger?

thats fucken gross

[Super_Geo]

.

[Disoblige]

^^ Super Geo, I glanced briefly on a thread near the one posted it was about the girlfriend/wife posting on what to feed the guy to make him bigger :facepalm: ..

[Trini]

Originally posted by BlackArcher101
What in the blue fuck is this?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bituerbo]

I asked the girl at the counter for a dozen cheeseburgers – just meat, mayo, ketchup, and cheese – and she typed in the order with a “Sure, Tubby.” I think she might have been flirting.

BWAHAHAHAHHA.

[TomcoPDR]

"Congrats man!!... You're an inspiration to us all!" :rofl:

[cityhunter2501]

Seeing a body as beautiful and bountiful as yours truly is an inspiration - to those of us who are big and gaining, and to those who just admire the really well fattened male form! To all of us it is a joy - one that the skinny-loving twinks of the world will never, ever know!

But that's okay, because they can leave all the fat in the world to us to enjoy!

[bubbley]

NSFW found out the hard way

[gretz]

Fat people dig other fat people:thumbsup:

[rage2]

Custom user title for someone that:

1. makes a fake account
2. makes a fucked up story and continues with it
3. be accepted on the forums

I need entertainment! :rofl:

[DannyO]

Originally posted by rage2
Custom user title for someone that:

1. makes a fake account
2. makes a fucked up story and continues with it
3. be accepted on the forums

I need entertainment! :rofl:

I'll take you up on that when I get home tonight, regardless if someone beats me to it, I wanna see some of the responces for what I wanna post.:rofl:

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by DannyO


I'll take you up on that when I get home tonight, regardless if someone beats me to it, I wanna see some of the responces for what I wanna post.:rofl:


You need to post up pictures to be accepted, and you can't steal someones else's gut pictures, they will CSI that shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by dj_rice



You need to post up pictures to be accepted, and you can't steal someones else's gut pictures, they will CSI that shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lol 'hey those are my moobs!'

i'll bet that guy who ate 40 pizza rolls is on that site somewhere, fken hell..

[Shogged]

bleh gay fat fantasy stories and cock pics, thats where i draw the line lol

[acura_el]

Has anyone registered yet?

[DannyO]

I'm signed up.:D

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by DannyO
I'm signed up.:D

Be smart and subtle with it. They are likely used to getting people trolling all the time.

What's your username?

[DannyO]

Yea I'm not gonna be a typical troll, but don't wanna spend too much time on this, but my username is "alotoflove".:D

[van]

Here you go, 2008 contest to see who is the fattest motherfucker on the forum.

http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2319

What's really ironic about this forum is all the advertisements to lose belly fat. hahahaha

[Bizzareo]

:barf:

I've seen some weird stuff, but that was just wrong!

:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

[FivE.SeveN]

That linked story is so obviously a troll, but goddamn the replies... they're eating it up! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I also love the "lose weight" scale signatures, where their goal is actually higher than the initial size.

[nismodrifter]

Some of the thread titles remind me of Beyond Fitness section hahaha.

"how can I get big"

"new gainer, check out my starting pics"

"gainer shakes"

[cancer man]

I'am speechless...........
i'am going to have nightmares now.

[Disoblige]

Awaiting moderator approval

Edit: Username is Sumo :D

[Jlude]

I'm registered... bored on a rainy day.

[Jlude]

I'm cooking up a pretty good story... who else is in for terrorizing this forum?

[A790]

I'm down.

[Jlude]

waiting approval to post


forum name is "ieatout"

[top_speed]

singed up as "BEYOND_SKINNY"

[Kardon]

This is pure gold, I can't wait to see where this goes. Be sure to save any threads before the mods over there put down their cheeseburgers and realize you're a troll and delete!

[2EFNFAST]

You guys are mean - the internet should be a place of leaning and maturity.......

.............

........okay, yea, I couldn't write that with a straight face given what that site supports :rofl:

[Vtecmini]

This is going to get good fast!

[cancer man]

:barf: :barf: :barf:

[B4tMan]

mmm waiting for approval : ifrothmanually

[Jlude]

Still waiting approval

[B4tMan]

nothing here, either. the password GutsRUs is too space efficient, I need a bigger one

[Genjuro]

the goal??

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/117/WALLE3.JPG

[xecutivip]

:facepalm:

[nykz]

wow I can't believe it, my eyes... :facepalm:

Haha I can't wait to see what you guys come up with :D

[B4tMan]

Originally posted by Genjuro
the goal??
US citizenship ? :dunno:

[nodoubtt]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/obeseboy4life/a%20obesboy4life%20getting%20fatter/IMG000006.jpg

hahaha this ones hilarious its like a face

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by nodoubtt
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/obeseboy4life/a%20obesboy4life%20getting%20fatter/IMG000006.jpg

hahaha this ones hilarious its like a face


Why are his nipples sunken in like that?WTFFFFFFFFFFF

[bituerbo]

HAHaha his nipples look inside out.

[Nissan_Fanboy]

:facepalm:
LOL i bet most of them only last a year or two on the site then die of diabetes or heart failure.

Anyone Up For McDonald's ?

[max_boost]

That is seriously fucked up......

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

:rofl:

[chkolny541]

http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3347
ahhahaha, they all love their short dicks

[psycoticclown]

Well then a guy I met several years ago must've been at least 175 lbs. overweight because he was none too big to begin with (maybe 4 inches) but he had so much pubic fat that it engulfed his entire penis and then some, and according to your equation he was -1 inch in length. Soft or hard, all you could see was his foreskin because his penis was inside his fat. He called it his "hole" and he was proud of it. I used to put my finger in his hole and touch his penis, then I used to put my penis in his hole and f*** his fat. He could also j/o in his "hole" and cum would dribble out of it. I swear all of this is true. It was totally hot. Likewise, his scrotum was full of pubic fat so it didn't hang like most men's do. This was back in the days before the Internet. Wish I had taken some pictures then.

Wtf?! :barf:

[DannyO]

WTFF? you gotta be kidding me, this shit is fucked up, I think we could post ANY crazy ass story over on that site, and as long as it has lots of fat, food and gay shit in it, they'll believe it and eat it right up.

Unreal, ^^THATS^^ a normal post, makes Ask Leo look like kindergarden.

[ReflexFX]

:rofl:
laughed SO hard

[Jlude]

anybody get approval yet?

[Disoblige]

Not yet.

But I sure know why there is such a long approval process.. :rolleyes:

[Power_Of_Rotary]

wtf... so fat people, encourage other fat people to make themselves feel better?

no wonder fat people arent going on diets/workouts...my god

and what i hate most is that people that are extremely over wieght gets government money because they are considered "handicapped", why the fuck do i have to pay taxes which partially goes to this fat lazy fucks? all they do is eat and sleep, with a personal assistant/nurse cause they are incapable of doing stuff themselves but they are not born of incapabilities.

[PeterGTiR]

It's an episode of Simpsons.

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

[cancer man]

You can have this or this?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p175/dogman8018/wel_gallery_APRIL2.jpg


http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p175/dogman8018/model.jpg

[Kardon]

So from what I can tell, that entire forum consists of, disgusting, overweight, gay guys? and they all think shit like life-threatening obesity and just generally being the scum of society is cool? :rofl:

[Disoblige]

Hey, I got accepted :D

This is my introduction about myself:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3464

And this is a story I posted:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3466

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by Disoblige
Hey, I got accepted :D

This is my introduction about myself:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3464

And this is a story I posted:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3466



Her feet were so elegant, it was like bread was being baked out of the shoe!

That's gross man. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Epic 'story' LOL.

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by Disoblige
Hey, I got accepted :D

This is my introduction about myself:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3464

And this is a story I posted:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3466

You almost sound like you're speaking from experience :rofl:

[Disoblige]

Well excuse me if I wanted to make it sound legit :poosie:

[Jlude]

I've been approved... but am over it now.

I'll add some shit in your thread. Feel free to pm me if you have any ideas that I could help with.

[nykz]

Originally posted by Disoblige
Well excuse me if I wanted to make it sound legit :poosie:

VERY interesting read, you are one crazy sumo! Hhahaa you are quite the author :rofl:

[sillysod]

his jugs are bigger than my wifes. hahaha...

[Redlined_8000]

Originally posted by Disoblige
Well excuse me if I wanted to make it sound legit :poosie:


Anywho, I was really revved up so I slowly began to make my way towards her through the dance floor. I began casually dancing to the beat while making my way, and I ended up grinding with 3 less attractive girls who were like the ones you see in Maxim or Sports Illustrated (just not really my style but had to be polite).

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TorqueDog]

These people are sick. Like, legitimately mentally ill, and should get help.

[2jzgte]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/twk826/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg

[nismodrifter]

HAHA nice follow up post, "Indian all you can eat".

The natural gas produced by that lunch could power us until the year 3000 :rofl:

[a social dsease]

Originally posted by Disoblige
Hey, I got accepted :D

This is my introduction about myself:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3464

And this is a story I posted:
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3466

bwahahaha awesome!

[Pacman]

"I began casually dancing to the beat while making my way, and I ended up grinding with 3 less attractive girls who were like the ones you see in Maxim or Sports Illustrated (just not really my style but had to be polite)"

:D That was funny.

[DarkDream]

hahaha this shit is hilarious and sad at the same time.

[Jlude]

That site isn't like beyond at all... if someone posted a thread like that on our site, beyond would attack it like a pack of wolves.

Maybe we should say something out of the ordinary over there, like we're trying to lose weight.

[jonnycat]

Nice spin on the Craigslist "girl who gambled on a fart in my car" post.

"Shoukld I wash the sheets" :rofl:

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by Jlude
That site isn't like beyond at all... if someone posted a thread like that on our site, beyond would attack it like a pack of wolves.

Maybe we should say something out of the ordinary over there, like we're trying to lose weight.

Yeah they don't reply at all. All I wanted was a custom user title :cry:


Hey I tried.. That should amount to something eh? lol..

[nrt_vw]

thats fucked