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Vagabond142
06-27-2009, 03:50 PM
yes, I am raging pissed off.

Driving back from a nice, simple, calm grocery run... driving back down to my place, fucking kid in passenger seat of the car in the lane to my left and about 3 car lengths ahead flicks his butt out the window, and it goes STRAIGHT into my face. Didn't even touch the ground, did a nice high arc and BAM into my face.

I will admit to it, I lost it. I went from pacifist to ballistic in about 0.1 seconds flat. Thankfully, we had a red light so I picked up the butt, got out of my car at the light, walked up to his window and threw it back into the car, and told him in not so kind words to please dispose of his cigarette butts properly and sanitarily in the future, or his cardiovascular system will exit via his anal orifice.

Why the FUCK do people feel the need to fling their butts out of their cars? Is it REALLY that hard to clean out the fucking ashtray in the car once in a while?

FUCKING GRRRRRRRRR... and I also have a small burn on my left cheek right under my eye (thank GAWD I was wearing my sunglasses which are my cycling glasses, which are pretty tight to my face).

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TorqueDog
06-27-2009, 04:00 PM
I thought this was going to be a thread worthy of a :whocares: , but damn man, I would have been pretty fucking pissed off too.

I've gotten a cigarette burn right on my face when I was a kid from my older cousin drunkenly flailing her arms around like an idiot during a family Xmas party.

Not a nice feeling, that whole burning flesh thing. I would have made him eat the cigarette butt. :D

noma1
06-27-2009, 04:40 PM
thats sucks, but its not like the kid thought hmmm im gonna throw my butt out the window into this guys face... accidents happen, yes i woulda probly woulda made it so he couldnt smoke again buut still. personally i dont like keeping stinky ass cigs sitting in my car, so i share them with the environment:)

sevewone
06-27-2009, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Vagabond142


Why the FUCK do people feel the need to fling their butts out of their cars?



because an ashtray full of ciggs smells like garbage. Im not saying smoking in ur car makes it smell any better.... None the less, good story :eek:

BrknFngrs
06-27-2009, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by noma1
thats sucks, but its not like the kid thought hmmm im gonna throw my butt out the window into this guys face... accidents happen, yes i woulda probly woulda made it so he couldnt smoke again buut still. personally i dont like keeping stinky ass cigs sitting in my car, so i share them with the environment:)

news flash; your car doesn't stink because of the cigarettes in your ash tray.

GQBalla
06-27-2009, 04:56 PM
man, that sucks thats quite the coincident that it hit you right in the face.


good to hear you were calm about it too. What did the other person do?

noma1
06-27-2009, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by BrknFngrs


news flash; your car doesn't stink because of the cigarettes in your ash tray.


funny funny, whats that supposed to mean?

ipeefreely
06-27-2009, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by BrknFngrs


news flash; your car doesn't stink because of the cigarettes in your ash tray.


:rofl: :rofl:

Amysicle
06-27-2009, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by noma1
Originally posted by BrknFngrs


news flash; your car doesn't stink because of the cigarettes in your ash tray.


funny funny, whats that supposed to mean? If you have to ask... :facepalm:

Off topic:
I suspect a lot of people dispose their cigarette butts out the window so they can sell their car as "never been smoked in" and tell potential buyers to just look at the ashtray for proof.

stevieo
06-27-2009, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Amysicle
If you have to ask... :facepalm:

Off topic:
I suspect a lot of people dispose their cigarette butts out the window so they can sell their car as "never been smoked in" and tell potential buyers to just look at the ashtray for proof.

most new cars don't have ash trays, thats so fucked now haha.


and its just coincidence that it hit you in the face. im sure that buddy wasn't trying to hit you on purpose. i had someone spit out their window and it hit my windshield it was fuckign nasty haha. right when he spit he looked out and it hit my car you can see his face with the biggest "OMG SORRY" look but i know he was laughing on the inside haha. i was.

next time leave the window up and hit a/c man! haha

Despair*
06-27-2009, 05:40 PM
Oh man... thats fucking nasty. I'd be damn pissed too. I'm glad you were able to keep your cool Vagabond, and not administer a vigilante beatdown like alot of other guys would.

Sugarphreak
06-27-2009, 05:44 PM
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YamahaV8
06-27-2009, 05:52 PM
After I read the first sentence the first thought that came to mind was, "the kid mooned you?", and then I read the rest of the story. Good on you for only doing what you did and not completely snaping.
Throwing your butt out the window is litering and I can only wish that they got a fine for every single butt they throw out like that :guns:

Trini
06-27-2009, 07:40 PM
good reaction man..I would have prob. lost it and ended up in jail:nut:

disgusting when people throw crap out of their car while driving.

Tik-Tok
06-27-2009, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Vagabond142

Why the FUCK do people feel the need to fling their butts out of their cars? Is it REALLY that hard to clean out the fucking ashtray in the car once in a while?


Oh, don't worry, they do that to, right in Tim Hortons parking lots.

Vagabond142
06-27-2009, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Despair*
Oh man... thats fucking nasty. I'd be damn pissed too. I'm glad you were able to keep your cool Vagabond, and not administer a vigilante beatdown like alot of other guys would.

I did not keep my cool. I was drill-sergeant-yelling and finger jabbing, but I never broke the window line and I never laid hands on him or the car. I was livid, but I kept my civility in using only words and the fact that a 6 foot tall, semi-fit, 235 lbs guy screaming his head off at you is something you REALLY don't want to have happen to you, so I used the size advantage and played it up some :p As to the guy's reaction, i'm pretty sure there was a brown spot in his undies and there were quite a few muttered "sorry!"s and he did have his hands up in surrender :P But again, no beatdown was laid, and no physicality occured apart from flinging the butt back into the car, into his lap (it had already gone out and cooled by then, however). The actual explanation of the removal of his heart via his rectum was put in terms that I don't even think a 30 years experienced merchant marine had heard of. I really should have recorded it on my phone, I had some brilliant lines that I just can't remember right now... but the "rip your wheezing, congested, blackened fucking heart and lungs out through your ass and shove the shitcovered remains down your throat" is that I remember :P

I'm sure he didn't mean to do it, but it's the gross irresponsibility of "oh, I'm in a car with nothing around me but road and air" *flick* *HOOOOONK MOTHERFUCKER PULL OVER YOU SHITBAG* "oh... fuck..."

black13
06-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Good going. Probably would've done the same. People need to stop being so clueless when driving.

Canmorite
06-27-2009, 10:34 PM
I always pick up their butts and give it back to them. People who litter seriously irk me.

5000Audi
06-27-2009, 10:59 PM
i smoke but i dont throw them out the window. i have a ash tray in my car with a air tight lid. so it dosnt stink up my car. once its half full i empty it at a red light or in the parking lot HA..JK.. no i always throw them in the garbage when i clean out my car.. usually once a week or every other week.. but i see many many people toss the cigs out the window. even once seen a police man smoking in his car and toss it out the window.. i had a bit of a laugh at that

guessboi
06-27-2009, 11:00 PM
I feel your pain! :guns: not your lucky day today. but hope the small burn will heal good!

luxor
06-28-2009, 12:29 AM
Now this right here is a LEGIT street encounter rant. Good on you for what you did, I would've done the same or worse to that piece of shit. That punk was lucky for not getting a punch to the head cause I probably would've gave him one (not intentionally though). Cigarette butt flicking is a pet peeve of mine, like it wasn't already bad enough they smoked in the first place, they need to litter like a real trailer trash.

D. Dub
06-28-2009, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by luxor
Now this right here is a LEGIT street encounter rant. Good on you for what you did, I would've done the same or worse to that piece of shit. That punk was lucky for not getting a punch to the head cause I probably would've gave him one (not intentionally though). Cigarette butt flicking is a pet peeve of mine, like it wasn't already bad enough they smoked in the first place, they need to litter like a real trailer trash.

+1

Try dodging them on a motorbike.

ZorroAMG
06-28-2009, 11:39 AM
LOL...sorry to hear about that drama! What did the driver do? How old were the fuckers?

KandabashiDevil
06-28-2009, 11:57 AM
People who smoke don't even care about their own body .... What makes you think they care about anyone else's? These are people whose mental capacity cannot comprehend that their habit is certain death. Don't expect too much out of these mental midgets!

mugen6
06-28-2009, 11:58 AM
yeah some idiot teen punani tried to egg his buddy in a different car while moving but ended up hitting my brother's car. so my brother ended up chasing the guy the guy was driving for his life. it was a long chase. haha

misterrick
06-28-2009, 04:09 PM
just thought i would get my $0.02 in here,

people are gonna throw their butts out of their cars no matter what. ive had several at fly at my window and such.

but why they toss them up in the air is beyond me. its quite easy to either wait till a stop light or drop them out so they go towards the ground.....

and to the OP, if i was your size i probably would have shoved it right in his mouth and risked a lawsuit lmao

B4tMan
06-28-2009, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Amysicle
I suspect a lot of people dispose their cigarette butts out the window so they can sell their car as "never been smoked in" and tell potential buyers to just look at the ashtray for proof.
hehe. Just like M Jackson. If ou don't have it on tape, I didnt do it

scat19
06-29-2009, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by TorqueDog
I thought this was going to be a thread worthy of a :whocares: , but damn man, I would have been pretty fucking pissed off too.

I agree. I was going to be like "go cry, shit happens"

but then I was like "Damn! Glad it missed your eye."

urban.one
06-29-2009, 08:57 AM
Also gotta love the people who empty their ashtrays on the ground in parking lots. Ive also seen the occaisonal person empty an ashtray at a stop light. Frickin ignorant.

95EagleAWD
06-29-2009, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by D. Dub


+1

Try dodging them on a motorbike.

No kidding. I've been on a bike for 6 days now and man, I swear people aim for us. Pisses me off.

Hamann
06-29-2009, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by misterrick
just thought i would get my $0.02 in here,

people are gonna throw their butts out of their cars no matter what. ive had several at fly at my window and such.

but why they toss them up in the air is beyond me. its quite easy to either wait till a stop light or drop them out so they go towards the ground.....

and to the OP, if i was your size i probably would have shoved it right in his mouth and risked a lawsuit lmao

I have always wondered the same thing, it takes no effort to just drop the damn thing out the window :banghead:

Good on you for not going overboard with it though, sad thing is the kid is probably gonna keep doing it :whipped:

FivE.SeveN
06-29-2009, 02:11 PM
Throwing my 2c in here, cause I can. ;P Not just smoking and flying butts, but the driver quality keeps dropping in this city....

I don't drive my Z in winters, so between November->April I'm on the c-train for work. It never fails, every spring I have to re-learn who to look out for, and this season is easily the worst so far. My day isn't fucking complete without being cut off by a taxi (it's always an immigrant taxi driver, isn't it ;P). Or some old bastard that can't turn his head far enough to shoulder check before changing lanes. Or some dick in a suit that's too focused on his blackberry then where his SUV is pointed. Oh, what are signal lights? Proper merges? Anyone??

It's seriously awful.

Disoblige
06-29-2009, 02:18 PM
^^ Too many fuckers on cell phones these days. I'm like, what the hell is that guy/girl doing.. Oh you're on your phone impeding traffic. Great.

And the lack of people knowing BASIC rules of the road.

3g4u
06-29-2009, 05:00 PM
^ I allmost got taken out on my bike the other day from some bimbo texting while driving! Un-Fucking believable.

B4tMan
06-29-2009, 05:04 PM
give them the finger and move on

so much anger in here, it feels like a feminist convention

FivE.SeveN
06-29-2009, 07:58 PM
The finger? Hell, I have my T-tops off so I usually get to yell at them straight-up. It sorts most drivers out really quickly.

Unless it's some old asian lady, then it's the blank stare straight ahead. :nut:

03ozwhip
07-16-2009, 12:39 AM
dude, youre a better man than i am, i would have dragged that fucker out of his car and put the butt out on his face. i hate smokers to begin with, let alone me suffering fo their idiotic move. he woulda gotten whatever i had felt he deserved at the time....you guys can sit there and say something stupid like "why get into a confrontation' or whatever you want but i sure as hell wouldnt sit there and take it in the ass.

i am a fighter, been fighting a looooong time trained and untrained and i do have a bad temper, but i am an easy going guy, and will only do something for the right reasons these days instead of for fun because im getting old. its not like i go around pickng fights and just punching people out, but people do deserve to learn a lesson sometimes. i dont take shit from fucks like this, accident or not, learn from your mistakes, you hurt me ill hurt you...

/end rant

xecutivip
07-16-2009, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by BrknFngrs


news flash; your car doesn't stink because of the cigarettes in your ash tray.

haha ugh yea it does, if i have a smoke in my truck 20 mins later you cant smell a thing. if you leave them in the tray it stanks like shit. nonetheless i never throw a butt out the window if cars are around for that exact reason where it could not only just hit a car but hit someone in the face. i agree with you, i get fuckin choked when a cigarette hits my car or truck but if it hit me in the face i would go ballistic. good on you for tellng off that kid.:clap:

msommers
07-16-2009, 08:32 AM
^^Stop throwing your fuckin shit out the window regardless dude!!

Dumbass17
07-16-2009, 08:48 AM
i was on my motorcycle and twice i got a cigeratte thrown out a car window and BAM right into my vision. luckily, the visor was down both times but damn, they explode and surprise the hell out of you and look like damn meteorites haha

jonnycat
07-16-2009, 09:38 AM
To the OP, I'd be just as pissed about what happened and understand why you raged. But to some of you.. all I can say is lol.

Arrgh you threw something on the GROUUUND, you mussst DIE!!11!

Impossible to be smarts if you smoke!11!! You all you reside in tha Trailerz!

I hate smokerz, I would fight them all because I am Ninja!!

Smokerz have no capacity for anythings other than pure selfishnishes. arrgh. They hate us all, they hates themselves arrgh. They should die. OMG stuff on the ground! Die groundz!!1

We are better humans, 'cause our garbage goes into a toxic landfills. We must composts and recycle everything or we are hypocrites1!!

msommers
07-20-2009, 08:21 AM
I suppose by that logic, you wouldn't mind if I dumped all my garbage on your front yard then eh?

jonnycat
07-23-2009, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by msommers
I suppose by that logic, you wouldn't mind if I dumped all my garbage on your front yard then eh?

Really? That's what you got out of it? You couldn't quite grasp the concept that I thought it was funny that a lot of the comments were about people hating smokers, just because they smoke? Or they aren't able to care for anything other in the world because they can't care for themselves? Or how some people would like to kick the shit out of smokers because they smoke?

And no, I wouldn't like all of your used gay porn on my lawn, thanks.

Nismorphed
07-23-2009, 02:57 PM
Smoking is so useless and nasty

KeepItGully
07-25-2009, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Vagabond142

I will admit to it, I lost it. I went from pacifist to ballistic in about 0.1 seconds flat. Thankfully, we had a red light so I picked up the butt, got out of my car at the light, walked up to his window and threw it back into the car, and told him in not so kind words to please dispose of his cigarette butts properly and sanitarily in the future, or his cardiovascular system will exit via his anal orifice.


I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.

speedog
07-25-2009, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by KeepItGully
I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp. Quite mature indeed. Please do tell all why you can't dispose of your butts in a proper way so as to not possibly cause a grass or forest fire during the summer or even more importantly, so as to not litter our landscape.

Anyhow, I suspect you'd come out on the losing end of this deal - too many ppl out there these days don't look kindly upon litterers and would quickly come to the aid of ppl like Vagabond142.

badatusrnames
07-25-2009, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by KeepItGully
If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.

Lol, sure you would ethug.

Unknown303
07-25-2009, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by jonnycat


Really? That's what you got out of it? You couldn't quite grasp the concept that I thought it was funny that a lot of the comments were about people hating smokers, just because they smoke? Or they aren't able to care for anything other in the world because they can't care for themselves? Or how some people would like to kick the shit out of smokers because they smoke?

And no, I wouldn't like all of your used gay porn on my lawn, thanks.

I chucked to myself about your post.


Originally posted by KeepItGully


I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.

:rofl: :rofl: Your soo tough I became frightened haha

Kona9
07-25-2009, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by KeepItGully


I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.

Goof!

cjblair
07-25-2009, 02:17 PM
^+1. Is this guy for real? haha

zipdoa
07-25-2009, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by KeepItGully


I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.

yeah buddy! light weight!

Toilet_D
07-26-2009, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by KeepItGully


I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.



rofl.. you're a little fag

TDFTW
07-26-2009, 01:59 AM
I'm a smoker but careful where I dispose my butts because when I had my bike a dumb chick on a cell phone threw her butt out the window straight into my open visor and it went into my eye. I dumped the bike I couldn't see. Was blind in my left eye for over a week had burns to my eyelid. Thankfully a cop saw the whole thing and she got a few charges on her.

Hatchback Hero
07-26-2009, 09:20 AM
I am a smoker and I see where buddy is coming from. I am always aware of tossing butts I also was a victim of such heinous crime.

So from then on...

I use my ash tray then dump it out at the first parking lot or red light I wind up at.

Nufy
07-26-2009, 11:10 AM
^^^^^^

Cause thats so much cleaner.....

BerserkerCatSplat
07-26-2009, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by KeepItGully


I smoke, I throw my butts out the window. I dont need a stinky ashtray in my vehicle.

Your post made me laugh.

If you dared do this to me, I would have gotten out and kicked the shit out of you in the middle of the street.

I dont mean I'd just hop out and punch you in the face.
I'd beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.


MUSCLE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK

Ihatetowait
07-26-2009, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat



MUSCLE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMMBOOOOO BREAAAAAAAKERR

B4tMan
07-26-2009, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak
Smokers stink, you can always tell when somebody is a smoker because they always seem to bring the smell of dog shit with them.
What about dog owners ?

PremiumRSX
07-26-2009, 02:28 PM
I was in passenger seat of my friends car, and I swear a pedestrian purposely flicked a butt into his car.

I saw it bounce off windshield and land on carpet and I had to stomp it out incase it starts to burn something.

cjblair
07-26-2009, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Hatchback Hero
I am a smoker and I see where buddy is coming from. I am always aware of tossing butts I also was a victim of such heinous crime.

So from then on...

I use my ash tray then dump it out at the first parking lot or red light I wind up at.

So why don't you dump it in a garbage at the gas station, or at your house when you get home?

People like you are the reason urban areas begin to look like landfills.

:facepalm:

B4tMan
07-26-2009, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by cjblair
People like you are the reason urban areas begin to look like landfills.
If you want to teach others your way, lead with a smart example.

Your analogy is
...

cjblair
07-27-2009, 07:25 PM
I don't litter, thats leading by example. However its hard for people to see me not litter over the interwebs, so I typed my opinion. Wait, isn't that the whole point of posting in a forum?

Hatchback Hero
07-28-2009, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by BrknFngrs


news flash; your car doesn't stink because of the cigarettes in your ash tray.

Indeed! Just dump your tray after each ride in a parking lot. I'm a smoker and my ashtray is my dear companion!

heavyD
07-28-2009, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Amysicle
If you have to ask... :facepalm:

Off topic:
I suspect a lot of people dispose their cigarette butts out the window so they can sell their car as "never been smoked in" and tell potential buyers to just look at the ashtray for proof.

I can tell instantly if a vehicle has been smoked in by the smell and the roofliner. Whether it be grey or tan the roofliner will change color from absorbing smoke so even if the seats and carpet are clean the roofliner won't be as you can't steam clean it. I've busted a few sellers in the past advertising as non-smoker when I ask them to explain the roofliner discoloration above the driver's seat.

Back on topic. In the past I've walked up to the vehicles in parking lots that I've seen butts tossed and butted them out on the windshield. Once with the driver and passenger still in the car. The look on their face was priceless but it's not like they can do anything as having 16" pipes tends to scare off the average individual and I'm always game if they are. Use your ashtray and clean it out daily/weekly. There's no need to toss out lit butts especially in the summer when grassfires are always a possibility.

Sugarphreak
07-28-2009, 12:06 PM
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