When can I tap that?

[TorqueDog]

V1.0 http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
v2.0 http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3154758
v3.0 http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3166637

Hilarious stuff, I'm already working on two.

The basic idea:
Rummage around in your cell phone address book, text a random girl with "Hey, so when can I tap that?" See how far you can go.

[adidas]

Awesome...some of the responses are pretty good!

[Tarrantula]

HA HA HA man I needed a laugh today.

[Shlade]

haha i love this!

[iceburns288]

If I wanted to read a bunch of fake stories, I'd just read FML...

[sputnik]

Originally posted by iceburns288
If I wanted to read a bunch of fake stories, I'd just read FML...

Agreed. 99% of that thread is pure fiction.

Might as well read Tucker Max.

[JordanEG6]

hahaha funny, but some are fake, me thinks.

[97'Scort]

I'm going to try a couple :P Got a few girls in the call list that I pissed off awhile back :)

[ABteg00]

we used to play almost this same game except we would call them and put them on speaker phone, and would say when are you going to suck my dick. Anyways i send out a group text to all the d list girls on my phone saying when can i tap it haha

[spike98]

I am doing the same. Long day at work and this is the key to making it to my early weekend.

Lots of pissed of girls that are getting a txt as we speak!

[stevieo]

facebook status changing.. that way you get em all at once haha

[spike98]

I sent out prolly 15. I am going for a meeting right away and i hope i have some laughs when i get out haha.

[97'Scort]

First one didn't take the bait :(

Me: So, when can I tap that?
Her: Tap wat
Me: Dat aassss!
Her: I am not following
Me: It's a simple question.
Her: No tapping any asses?
Me: Aww...

[stevieo]

haha, same here i just sent out about 10 of those too on my phone haha.

[beyondpinoy]

LOL!!!!

[Tomaz]

Just sent out a mass message to 10 girls. Will post replies after a few hours of interesting convos! :D

Wow, the phone is already going off! haha

[desto2para]

Originally posted by 97'Scort
First one didn't take the bait :(

Me: So, when can I tap that?
Her: Tap wat
Me: Dat aassss!
Her: I am not following
Me: It's a simple question.
Her: No tapping any asses?
Me: Aww...


hahaha nice fail

[chrispl]

haha,awesome.

[blackpeople]

This thread is too funny:rofl:

[dimi]

confirmed tappers (at least)
-pb123456789
-nKballin
-Enderle
-akward silence
-robprez
-ohsoccer02

1-confirmed guy getting jumped
-Cannot find his name.

1-official break-up.
-NWCD


:rofl:

[GenerationX]

AHAHAHA

[civicrider]

me: Can i tap that ass?
Her: What?
me: can i tap that ass?
her: mine?
Me: Yes
Her: sure
Me: in the but?
her: nope

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by civicrider
me: Can i tap that ass?
Her: What?
me: can i tap that ass?
her: mine?
Me: Yes
Her: sure
Me: in the but?
her: nope

Nothing wrong with pussy! WIN!

[Tarrantula]

Originally posted by civicrider
me: Can i tap that ass?
Her: What?
me: can i tap that ass?
her: mine?
Me: Yes
Her: sure
Me: in the but?
her: nope

Thats what you get for being greedy. You forgot the magic rule, Never ask, just do. Women like a man that takes control. ha ha ha

[Powdercoat17]

Just sent to like 8 girls! haha lets see what happens.

okay first convo:

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Sorry new phone... who is this?
Me: **** so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha your so strange
Me: You didn't answer the question
Her: Never **** haha
Me: Come on just a quickie?
Her: Despite what beth tells you im not a slut
Me: I know im just wondering when were gonna get freaky?
Her: Not with you anytime soon
Me: Why not?
Her: **** stop being a creep im driving.

HAHAHA I dont think I'm gettin anything there

second convo:

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: You know ;)
Her: Me?!?!
Me: Oh yeah!
Her: Maybe
Me: So is that a yes?
Her: Only cause I'm really horny

Wow this is crazy! I can't believe it worked...

[240SX92]

Me: Hey Girl when can I tap that?
Her: Ummm.... What? Haha
Me: I got the urge.
Her: For what?
Me: Tappin that!
Her: Is this really you? Haha
Me: You didn't answer the first question.
Her: Well the answer is obviously.
(next part from civic rider)
Me: In the butt?
Her: Wtf haha
Her: What what in the butt
Me: That's a yes.


V2

Me: Ay gurl can I tap that?
Her: who is this ..
Me: you didn't answer the first question?
Her: Obviously can't unless ii know who this is..?
Me: Yes or no?
Her: Nopeee

V3

Me: Ay gurl when can I tap that?
Her: Thats a good one, if anything i'll be tapping you.

V4
Me: Ay gurl when can I tap that?
Her: Why haven't you already?

V5:
Me: Ay gurl when can I tap that?
Her: My kitty? Hah
Me: Sure.
Her: You already did.

[vengie]

I saw this on another forum and tried it with my ex GF...
We weren't on the best terms to begin with... oops? :dunno:

[inline6turbo]

whoever text me that do not post it on here!!!!!!


hahaaahhaahh


fuckers all of y'all :rofl:

[blackpeople]

Originally posted by vengie
I saw this on another forum and tried it with my ex GF...
We weren't on the best terms to begin with... oops? :dunno:
why would you do that mang

[freshprince1]

[i]

Wow this is crazy! I can't believe it worked... [/B]

pics or fail.

[97'Scort]

Haven't heard back from any other ones, guess I fail at having gullible girls on my call list? :(

[S13_Ryan]

haha this thread is going to be memorable. ill post again when i get some replies:rofl:

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by inline6turbo
whoever text me that do not post it on here!!!!!!


hahaaahhaahh


fuckers all of y'all :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by inline6turbo
whoever text me that do not post it on here!!!!!!


hahaaahhaahh


fuckers all of y'all :rofl: I will PayPal $20 to the man who texted her that and posts it on here. :rofl:

[97'Scort]

Got another:

Me: Ay girl, when can i tap that?
Her: Hahaha excuse me?
Me: The urge babe, don't fight it!
Her: Haha ok....
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
*end*

[dr_jared88]

Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Lol come here!


hahaha, I'll be finding out if shes serious.

[2NR_babi]

Originally posted by 97'Scort
Got another:

Me: Ay girl, when can i tap that?
Her: Hahaha excuse me?
Me: The urge babe, don't fight it!
Her: Haha ok....
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
*end*

Haha damn you!! I thought you went all creeper on me when I got that text!:burnout:

[97'Scort]

Originally posted by 2NR_babi


Haha damn you!! I thought you went all creeper on me when I got that text!:burnout:
:rofl: :rofl:

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by inline6turbo
whoever text me that do not post it on here!!!!!!


hahaaahhaahh


fuckers all of y'all :rofl:

:rofl:

[dr_jared88]

Me: When can I tap that?

Her: How can i answer when i don't know exactly what i'm being asked.

Me: Do you not know or do you not want to admit to knowing?

Her: I don't know how the question was asked. Tone of voice or use of smileys tell a lot

Me: Straightface

Her: Well then my answer would be...Does asking like that ever actually work?

Me: Better believe it. Wanna prove my theory correct?

Her: Lol not likely

[JordanEG6]

Fun and hilarious. I dont expect anything from this except hilarity. Got 2 responses so far.

V.1

Me: So...when can I tap that?
Her: what?!
*few minutes later*
Him: stop texting my gf you dirtbag!
Me: who is this?
Him: you idiot, it's ****, put my number in your phone already!
Me: Oh hahaha. no! you keep changing it.
Him: she sent me your number, I googled it and found an ad on Beyond for your Civic. lol.


V.2

Me: So...when can I tap that?
Her: Tap what haha
Me: Tap dat assssss!
Her: My g-rated ears!!!
Me: But...you didnt hear anything!! n u dint answer my question!
Her: Smart alec!
Me: you kno, I'm a very busy boy. u must give me an answer. so when?
Her: Or what...your gunna hang me
Me: umm maybe! ur a stubborn one. so..WHEN?
Her: Bahahaha...no I'm just awesome
Me: u are no fun.


That was entertaining for about 10-15 minutes.
Back to boredom. Haha.

[Skyline_Addict]

Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Lol I never thought u would ask
Me: Nice, be over in 30
Her: What should I wear?
Me: Nothing, k omw.

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Me: ayyyyy girl, whats happenin?
Her: LOL nothing much, you?
Me: same same. so, when can i tap that?
Her: Seeing as I'm not a maple tree... never? LOL
Me: Well played, ma'am. Well played.

[nonlinear]

^^haha, nice. she's a clever one haha

[403Gemini]

Me: Got a question I need to ask
Her: Wha ?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: LOL! I laughed out loud actually! Show me the money!
Me: It's in my pants, come and get it
Her: Lol. What are you busy doing? Come watch a movie tonight?
Me: Im busy I need an answer
Her: Ok.


Sick! It works!

[psycoticclown]

^^Pics or it didn't happen.

[403Gemini]

I got the follow up : "was just kidding..." /sadface

[eglove]

haha, my gf wasn't getting it, kept going back to our original conversation (welding)

me: ay girl, when can i tap that?
her: what lol
me: tap that
her: tap what
me: tap that
her: the dog haha
me: ew, no.
me: tap "that"
her: stephanie :-O
me: NO.
her: my dad said all the welds in the world cant take japanese out of a car
me: hahaha, but when can i tap that?
her: tap me? :P
me: heeeellll yeaaa
her: haha idk when would you like to :P
me: when i come pick you up?
her: in the car ??
me: when we get home
her: haha I know I was kidding
me: :( so no tap that?
her: noo I meant for the car
her: I didnt say no tap that :P
me: oh, so tapping that tonight?
her: if you want to :P
me: scooore

[riced]

BAHAHA
oh god, that's awesome.

[Boat]

Kk.. I sent out 2 texts :love: Ill get back to you guys!!

[Boat]

V1
Me: Ayy girl whats happening?
Her:Patrick???
Me: This isn’t Pat this is boat
Her: Hi boat :) what is up?
Me: N2m, when are you going to let me tap that?
Her:Why r u being grossssss
Me:?
Her: Byeee

[Xaroxantu Zero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/zerom3/tapthatnako.gif

The girl's from the Philippines.

[Spoons]

Me: Hey
Her: hii whats up?
Me: Nottin much, when can I tap that?
Her: what... your mom?
Me: No you
Her: in your dreams
Me: Sorry left my phone in the lunch room
Her: i figured haha
Me: Just kidding so when can I tap that?
No response


:rofl: It kept me entertained for a couple minutes.

[roopi]

Originally posted by eglove
haha, my gf wasn't getting it, kept going back to our original conversation (welding)

me: ay girl, when can i tap that?
her: what lol
me: tap that
her: tap what
me: tap that
her: the dog haha
me: ew, no.
me: tap "that"
her: stephanie :-O
me: NO.
her: my dad said all the welds in the world cant take japanese out of a car
me: hahaha, but when can i tap that?
her: tap me? :P
me: heeeellll yeaaa
her: haha idk when would you like to :P
me: when i come pick you up?
her: in the car ??
me: when we get home
her: haha I know I was kidding
me: :( so no tap that?
her: noo I meant for the car
her: I didnt say no tap that :P
me: oh, so tapping that tonight?
her: if you want to :P
me: scooore

:rofl: WTF? 'my dad said all the welds in the world cant take japanese out of a car' :rofl:

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Not so successful:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/zerom3/tapthatbecca.gif

I then got a text message on my cellphone asking me if I am on Facebook. My reply:

"'Course it's me, baby. Now when can I tap that?"

No reply, and she went offline. xD

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by roopi


:rofl: WTF? 'my dad said all the welds in the world cant take japanese out of a car' :rofl:

I lol'd hard! :rofl:

[eglove]

Originally posted by DJ Lazy


I lol'd hard! :rofl:

hahah, we were talking about her dad fabbing me a titanium exhaust and a harness bar.

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Getting colder and colder...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/zerom3/tapthatlisa.gif

[inline6turbo]

hahah some of these are pretty good

[roopi]

canitapthat.com :rofl: Nothing there but somebody is going to try and make some money off of this.

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by JordanEG6


V.2

Me: So...when can I tap that?
Her: Tap what haha
Me: Tap dat assssss!
Her: My g-rated ears!!!
Me: But...you didnt hear anything!! n u dint answer my question!
Her: Smart alec!
Me: you kno, I'm a very busy boy. u must give me an answer. so when?
Her: Or what...your gunna hang me
Me: umm maybe! ur a stubborn one. so..WHEN?
Her: Bahahaha...no I'm just awesome
Me: u are no fun.


follow up to V.2:

Her: I'm at work! Haha
Me: lol so?! wait you work?
*snip*
Me: so, you haven't answered my question, WHEN?
Her: Hahaha Eff! Okay I'll tell you what you wanna hear..."when pigs fly!!"
Me: do i REALLY wanna hear that?! does any guy wanna hear that, really?
Her: Fine. Ugh...so picky.
Me: too late you ruined my fun and lowered my self-esteem. i am saddened.
Her: Hahaha lowered your self-esteem. I'm good at that or something! No wonder the male species want to destroy me!
Me: well you can turn all that around and name a date and time. then men won't hate you. it's that simple.
Her: November 28, 2009, there. come and get it! Hahaha
Me: Why that date? i gotta show up and tap that in november?
Her: Because it's almost christmas and I'm happy during christmas, awwwwww shieeet.
Me: hahaha I'm holding you to that!
Her: and its weeks after halloween giving me enough time to burn the fat from all that candy. Strategy!
Me: Sweet. Excellent.but i shud hate u even more for making me wait and if i cant tap it by the time comes ..wow i WILL hate you. real talk!!
Her: "Real talk"? Is that some G slang term?! Dayum.
Me: Stop playing games! deal. nov 28 in d calendar. if i cant tap that on the 28th ull b sorry..
Her: YOU will be sorry. Sorry you aint got nunna dis!
Me: fail.


Here's another one

V.3

Me: When can i tap that?
Her: WTF, J?
Me: When?
Her: This isn't Jordan
Me: oh it is...so when can I tap that...
*no response*

V.4

Me: so, when can I tap that?
Her: hahaha I read the thread you loser :P
Me: FUCK

[Team_Mclaren]

cant take credit for this one, friend did it.



Me: So.. when can I tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: that ass!
Her: excuse me?
Me: the pictures were too much too bear... I had to ask
Her: *shakes head* no comment
Me: so when?
Her: you, never
Me: a little tap never hurt anyone... much
Her: that's what YOU say
Me: don't worry, it'll be like a game of tag. I'm it, your it school yard fun.
Her:haha you're funy
Me: So when can you pencil me for a saucy game of tag that ass?
Her:sorry... nothing
Me: dammit, well let me know if there are any openings.. this recession is a killer
**no response**

[Boat]

This thread is a giant leap backwards in woman's rights, but a giant leap forward in sexual harassment!

[turbotrip]

Originally posted by JordanEG6


follow up to V.2:

Her: I'm at work! Haha
Me: lol so?! wait you work?
*snip*
Me: so, you haven't answered my question, WHEN?
Her: Hahaha Eff! Okay I'll tell you what you wanna hear..."when pigs fly!!"
Me: do i REALLY wanna hear that?! does any guy wanna hear that, really?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/pakirage/swineflu.jpg

[BigWill]

Me: so when can i tap that?
her: why the fuk do i keep getting these stupid texts
Me: so... yes???
Her: are you serious?
Me:yea! when can i tap that?
Her: you boys are being stupid!
Me:have any of the others gotten to tap that yet? and who?
Her: well... maybe one or two...
Me: really?
Her: NO!
Me: so... can i tap that?
Her: i cant tell if your being serious? your wierdz!
Me:yes i am, can i tap that
Her: i hate you

[Hit Em Up]

me: whatsup

her:nothin much, you?

me:nothiin... so when can i tap that?

her:... seriously

me: yes no?

her:no.


haha w.e

[ABteg00]

me- i'm still i'm still JENNY from the block, when you gonna let me tap that?

her- tap that what? and you always text me the most random stuff sometimes LOL

me- tap that ass!

her- when i'm jenny from the block! :)

me- well don't be fooled by the rocks that you got, you still you still jenny from the block

her- lol i always win

me- except at tapping things

her- ill tap YOU LOL

me- omg we have so much in common

her- what? we don't even like the same movies...

me- then acquire some taste j.ho

no reply

[GenerationX]

me : hey :D
her : mmm
me : quick question, when can i tap that?
her : you're hot
me : what? answer the question
her: uhm, never
me : why not :(
her : cause NO. just call me a bitch as usual and stop talking to me
me : the usual is friday night butt sex :(
her : i don't recall that happening
me : do you recall the jizz you swallowed?
... and then i stopped talking to her.

me : hey! what's up
her : doing my nails, you ?
me : nothing. quick question, when can i tap that?
her : she's taken
me : wtf not your cousin, you.
her : oh wow uh yeah no
me : why?
her : don't even pretend you like me haha, you hate me.
me : other than that, you got some pretty nice tits. so when can i tap that?
her : fuck you.

aw :(

[ABteg00]

Me- Hola puta, when you gonna let me el tap that?

Her- OMG i told you never to fucking call me that again

Me- No, i called you puta, not el tap that silly!! el tap that would be a worse name than earl.

Her- what, no i told you never to call me puta again

Me-yeah well i am sorry, i like the way it sounds more then i even like the meaning.

Her- OK, well last warning, next time will be your third strike.

Me- I would blow my third strike at freedom, for one night of tapping that.

NO reply

[Benny]

Originally posted by GenerationX

me : hey! what's up
her : doing my nails, you ?
me : nothing. quick question, when can i tap that?
her : she's taken
me : wtf not your cousin, you.
her : oh wow uh yeah no
me : why?
her : don't even pretend you like me haha, you hate me.
me : other than that, you got some pretty nice tits. so when can i tap that?
her : fuck you.

aw :(

Haha nice :thumbsup:

[Team_Mclaren]

Me: so... when can i tap that
Her: when my bf gets too tire?
hahahah im jk.
shwats up?
Me: i never get tired, so when
Her: HAHAHA
Me: that does not answer the question
so when
Her: never
he's a beast
Me: you have never experienced a beast, here's your chance
Her: bahhahahahahahahaaahahahhahahahHAHAH
Me: true story so when
**silent**

[chrispl]

Haha,success!


me:so when can i tap that?

her:hahahah you saw that?

me:saw what?

her:my sexbot thing?

me:yeah,mine came up the same..

her:me and lauren?

me:yes ma'am,3 some?

her:do it up hahaha

me:haha,time and place?

her:when she gets back, and doesnt matter ( ; hahaha

me:she can be added in later

her:hahaha alright sounds good

me:sexy!

her:yussss

[Power_Of_Rotary]

well.. i decided to have some fun with this.. while reading this a girl msn msged me

random out of the convo:

Me: AY girl, so when can i tap that?

her: right now, come over

her: lol fuck you

me: state the obvious much?


haha i stopped there and sent her the PB link

[goat_killer]

Me: When can i tap that?
JordanEG6: now, come to my office
Me: For real?
JordanEG6: stfu... go away.... and don't post this

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by goat_killer
Me: When can i tap that?
JordanEG6: now, come to my office
Me: For real?
JordanEG6: stfu... go away.... and don't post this

you dick :rofl:

[beyondpinoy]

Originally posted by goat_killer
Me: When can i tap that?
JordanEG6: now, come to my office
Me: For real?
JordanEG6: stfu... go away.... and don't post this

that one cracked me up!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jlude]

Originally posted by goat_killer
Me: When can i tap that?
JordanEG6: now, come to my office
Me: For real?
JordanEG6: stfu... go away.... and don't post this


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[flipstah]

Thought I'd try it out...

Me: Haha just working. So when can I tap that?
Her: Hahahhaha whatt?
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Ahaha tap whattt?? My puppy? :P
Me: Well you would be the preferred choice.
Her: The puppy is cuter.
Me: LOL why did you burn yourself? You made my day.
Her: Ahahaha I didn't :P

We'll see where this thing goes but that's the only cool part.

[240SX92]

Me: Ay gurl when can I tap that?
Her: Ew.
Me: U kno u want it.
Her: Not if you just ate Keiths

(Keiths being the Deli across from chinook that makes the most unbelievable sausage sandwhich, where the sausages are LOADED with garlic and cheese, and you have horrible sausage garlic burps for hours after)

:rofl:

[gts_gurl]

tried it last night... lol


me: hey papi, when u gonna come tap this?
him: wha?? where this comin from???
me: oh you know, i just can't fight the urge today... ;)
him: serious? u normally so cold!
me: i know i'm sorry, i need it today.. right now.. so u comin?
him: omw, gimmie 20 mins
me: LOL, i kid, i kid... thanks for playin!
him: wha???

20 min break

him: ouch gurl, thats icy!

[blackpeople]

Thats just mean:rofl:

[240SX92]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
tried it last night... lol


me: hey papi, when u gonna come tap this?
him: wha?? where this comin from???
me: oh you know, i just can't fight the urge today... ;)
him: serious? u normally so cold!
me: i know i'm sorry, i need it today.. right now.. so u comin?
him: omw, gimmie 20 mins
me: LOL, i kid, i kid... thanks for playin!
him: wha???

20 min break

him: ouch gurl, thats icy!

HAHAHAHA OWWWWWWWNED.

[Critical]

Blue balls. :rofl:

[npham]

So much funnier when girls do this :thumbsup:

[JadranM]

not really, because they never go through with it

(i'm assuming)

:thumbsdow haha

[A2VR6]

Me: So.... When can I tap that?
Her: Say wha? Haha.
Me: You know what I said... When can I tap that?
Her: I dont understand. Haha. What?
Me: Answer my question... You dont know what tap that is?
Her: Ugh no. Should i? What. This is **** right?
Me: Wow yes you should. So when can I tap that assss?
Her: Okay. This is very confusing . Haha
Me: Answer the question....
Her: I dont understand what you are asking.
Me: It's a simple question: Yes or no
Her: Is this really ***** ***? Im so confused.
Me: Yes it is. So Can I tap that? Yes or No?

***Silence***


:banghead: :banghead:

[w_man]

Originally posted by ABteg00

her- what? we don't even like the same movies...

me- then acquire some taste j.ho

no reply

BBHHAAHAHHAA .... CLASS!!!

[scat19]

Originally posted by A2VR6
Me: So.... When can I tap that?
Her: Say wha? Haha.
Me: You know what I said... When can I tap that?
Her: I dont understand. Haha. What?
Me: Answer my question... You dont know what tap that is?
Her: Ugh no. Should i? What. This is **** right?
Me: Wow yes you should. So when can I tap that assss?
Her: Okay. This is very confusing . Haha
Me: Answer the question....
Her: I dont understand what you are asking.
Me: It's a simple question: Yes or no
Her: Is this really ***** ***? Im so confused.
Me: Yes it is. So Can I tap that? Yes or No?

***Silence***


:banghead: :banghead:

You must be asian with a last name of 3 letters :rofl:

[Boat]

Originally posted by scat19


You must be asian with a last name of 3 letters :rofl:

Thinking the same thing lol

[HyperZell]

Originally posted by A2VR6
Me: So.... When can I tap that?
Her: Say wha? Haha.
Me: You know what I said... When can I tap that?
Her: I dont understand. Haha. What?
Me: Answer my question... You dont know what tap that is?
Her: Ugh no. Should i? What. This is **** right?
Me: Wow yes you should. So when can I tap that assss?
Her: Okay. This is very confusing . Haha
Me: Answer the question....
Her: I dont understand what you are asking.
Me: It's a simple question: Yes or no
Her: Is this really ***** ***? Im so confused.
Me: Yes it is. So Can I tap that? Yes or No?

***Silence***


:banghead: :banghead:


LOL who the hell did you send this to?


Me: So ******
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: *******!!! I can't believe you asked that! What would **** say?
Me: Doesn't matter, it's what you would say that matters


Silence so far, haha!

[A2VR6]

Originally posted by scat19


You must be asian with a last name of 3 letters :rofl:

You would be correct! :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Originally posted by HyperZell



LOL who the hell did you send this to?




hahaha im pretty sure you can figure who i sent that to...

[Darkane]

This is pretty good, and more than likely it'll work some of the time.

Might send out a few tonight for shits and giggles.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by A2VR6
Me: So.... When can I tap that?
Her: Say wha? Haha.
Me: You know what I said... When can I tap that?
Her: I dont understand. Haha. What?
Me: Answer my question... You dont know what tap that is?
Her: Ugh no. Should i? What. This is **** right?
Me: Wow yes you should. So when can I tap that assss?
Her: Okay. This is very confusing . Haha
Me: Answer the question....
Her: I dont understand what you are asking.
Me: It's a simple question: Yes or no
Her: Is this really ***** ***? Im so confused.
Me: Yes it is. So Can I tap that? Yes or No?

***Silence***


:banghead: :banghead:


:rofl: :rofl:

[GQBalla]

me: Ayy gurl
her: what??
me: when can i tap that?
her: not answering
me: im a busy man i need a yes or a no

silence.....


this was sent to my fiance

[max_boost]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
tried it last night... lol


me: hey papi, when u gonna come tap this?
him: wha?? where this comin from???
me: oh you know, i just can't fight the urge today... ;)
him: serious? u normally so cold!
me: i know i'm sorry, i need it today.. right now.. so u comin?
him: omw, gimmie 20 mins
me: LOL, i kid, i kid... thanks for playin!
him: wha???

20 min break

him: ouch gurl, thats icy!

DAMNNNNNNN :eek:

[flipstah]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
tried it last night... lol


me: hey papi, when u gonna come tap this?
him: wha?? where this comin from???
me: oh you know, i just can't fight the urge today... ;)
him: serious? u normally so cold!
me: i know i'm sorry, i need it today.. right now.. so u comin?
him: omw, gimmie 20 mins
me: LOL, i kid, i kid... thanks for playin!
him: wha???

20 min break

him: ouch gurl, thats icy!

Never doubt your intuitions. :rofl:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by npham
So much funnier when girls do this :thumbsup:

Totally, as CR said, 'pussy is like visa, accepted everywhere" guys never turn down pussy hahaha:poosie:

[Palmiros]

me: so when can I tap that?
him: what?
me: that
him: blonde?
me: no, you; silly goose
him: LOL, when you bring your rich ass back here and buy me a drink :o
me: k, it's a date


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me: xxxx!
him: hi
me: when can i tap that?
him: the fuck?
me: that's what I'm aiming for.. answer me.. I'm a busy man
him: ic.
me: ... so when can I tap that?
him: tap what
me: that..
him: im not sure i follow.
me:i would like to "tap that".. when can I do it..
him: what is this "that" you speak of?
me: "you"
him: i don't know what to say.
me:say yes, please
him: ill say no.
me: damnit. so close
me: any chance for the future, you seemed hesitant for a second?
him: no. i was hesitant due to the fact that it appeared you were trying to trap me
me: i am trying to trap & tap.. so you are correct sir.. what do you say.. maybe a quickie?
him: no
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:dunno:

[l/l/rX]

Originally posted by Palmiros
me: so when can I tap that?
him: what?
me: that
him: blonde?
me: no, you; silly goose
him: LOL, when you bring your rich ass back here and buy me a drink :o
me: k, it's a date


-----------

me: xxxx!
him: hi
me: when can i tap that?
him: the fuck?
me: that's what I'm aiming for.. answer me.. I'm a busy man
him: ic.
me: ... so when can I tap that?
him: tap what
me: that..
him: im not sure i follow.
me:i would like to "tap that".. when can I do it..
him: what is this "that" you speak of?
me: "you"
him: i don't know what to say.
me:say yes, please
him: ill say no.
me: damnit. so close
me: any chance for the future, you seemed hesitant for a second?
him: no. i was hesitant due to the fact that it appeared you were trying to trap me
me: i am trying to trap & tap.. so you are correct sir.. what do you say.. maybe a quickie?
him: no
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:dunno:

soooo wait.... you're gay?

[npham]

That's what I gathered as well...