Attn: People requiring gasoline

[2EFNFAST]

I have 5gal of shell 91 in a jerry can for my pressure washres/lawn tractor (Was too lazy to switch the pump to 87).

If anybody wants it I am currently willing to sell the can+gas for $599.98.

Let me know if you are interested quickly, as gas hoarding it soon to become a problem. This is your opportunity to purchase my 5gal of shell 91 at a very reasonable, non-market-fear-induced price.

[KRyn]

Will you accept my offer of $590.00? If so please provide me with your home address, name (first and last) and a bank account number I can deposit the money in.

[calgarian99]

how about you give me your address, i steal the gas from you, beat you, and the syphen the gas from your cars.

[badatusrnames]

Is it really that bad out there? Good thing I have a half tank. Maybe I'll go to Rona and buy some toluene to stretch it out...

[AndyL]

I'll give you 2.98

edit - and some pocket lint!

[97'Scort]

It's funny, 'cuz here in Timbucktfuckville BC, we have plenty of everything from 87-94. :poosie:

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by 97'Scort
It's funny, 'cuz here in Timbucktfuckville BC, we have plenty of everything from 87-94. :poosie:

That's because BC has its own refineries...

[97'Scort]

I know, just bragging.

[Revhard]

Originally posted by badatusrnames


That's because BC has its own refineries...

And that is because of the great Alberta "not in my backyard" crap.
When the hippy province allows it, you know it's ok!!!(sorry B.C people)

[dj_rice]

Can you post up a picture of the jerry can which the said gasoline is in?And if so, which Shell you bought it at cause I heard different locations vary in how its mixed

[AndyL]

Vin # for carfax report please - do you have maintenance records? How many miles can I expect to get from this gas?

:rofl:

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by KRyn
Will you accept my offer of $590.00? If so please provide me with your home address, name (first and last) and a bank account number I can deposit the money in.

$590 would be acceptable. In order to verify your payment, I will require your SSN, mother's maiden name, and credit card information.

Please PM me with all details so we can proceed with this transaction.


Originally posted by dj_rice
Can you post up a picture of the jerry can which the said gasoline is in?And if so, which Shell you bought it at cause I heard different locations vary in how its mixed

It looks something like this

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/615/307/06/16b6_1.JPG

Purchased from Shell in Avenda Shopping Centre. This is a very good. A very very good Shell. Normally gas at this Shell is sold at a premium, but because I am such a nice guy I am selling at straight market value.


Originally posted by calgarian99
how about you give me your address, i steal the gas from you, beat you, and the syphen the gas from your cars.

Your comments sadden me greatly and really depict how far our society has sunk :(

FYI, i have a gun. A really really big gun, and I shoot to kill. Sorry :(

[dj_rice]

Did you fuel up the jerry can with your right hand or your left hand?

[IggyB]

Will you take 600 Italian Lira ?

[sr20s14zenki]

Originally posted by dj_rice
Did you fuel up the jerry can with your right hand or your left hand?


If its his left hand, its for a left hand drive...right?

EDIT: And could the person who purchases this contact me via pm after? I am interested in purchasing the jerry can once the gas has been transferred to the tank of the owners car.

[KRyn]

Unfortunately I only require 659.754 and ½ milliliters of your petroleum distillate, would you be able to extract this exact amount and seal it in a plastic bag for my convenience? If so how many dollars would you like for this amount. I require no more or less than this specific amount.

Good day.

[Doozer]

I will pay you $1000 in a certified cheque from my country. If you could please send me the gasoline, container, and the remainder through certified cheque, I am expecting this transaction to be good. Please reply with your acceptance.

[Cos]

haha on a serious note. Me and Unknown303 have found that the 'Flying J' near race city has yet to be affected by ANY gas shortages.

Considering we live in the north and drive down there when this BS starts up that just goes to show the consistency of that place.

[dino_martini]

I looked around the Westhills - Marda Loop area and only the Petro Stations are out. Shell, Esso, Husky, Safeway all have gas. :dunno:

The media is like "ZOMG NO GAS ANYWHEREZZZZ"

Fear mongering.

[Doozer]

I have yet to hit a gas station that has been out of anything, including Petro-Canada. :dunno:

[Shogged]

could you imagine if we had a fox news outlet in town...


"GAS SHORTAGE STRIKES ALBERTA, OBAMA PULLING OUT OF IRAQ TO BLAME... TERROR THREAT ALERT ORANGE, AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE MICHEAL JACKSONS DOCTOR FOOTAGE"

[CMW403]

Originally posted by Doozer
I have yet to hit a gas station that has been out of anything, including Petro-Canada. :dunno:

really? weird, on the 31st i hit up two petros and a shell that were out of everything, but mohawk hooked me up with their 94 at the same price as regular

[speedog]

Huntington Hills Superstore has had only regular for several days now.

Center Street & McKinght Petrocan out.

[GMC99]

Originally posted by dino_martini
I looked around the Westhills - Marda Loop area and only the Petro Stations are out. Shell, Esso, Husky, Safeway all have gas. :dunno:

The media is like "ZOMG NO GAS ANYWHEREZZZZ"

Fear mongering.

Totally. Global is the doom and gloom station. I went out this morning to gas up and pulled right into Co-op and got gas.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

I had to go to 4 stations before I found premium. The North West doesnt have much left.

[Abeo]

Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo
I had to go to 4 stations before I found premium. The North West doesnt have much left.

Yesterday I filled up at the nose hill esso, they only have premium (for the price of regular)

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Originally posted by Abeo


Yesterday I filled up at the nose hill esso, they only have premium (for the price of regular)

Where is that located?

[Abeo]

Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo


Where is that located?

right about here:
http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=silver+spring+esso&sll=51.115889,-114.204061&sspn=0.008392,0.019183&ie=UTF8&z=16&iwloc=A

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Originally posted by Abeo


right about here:
http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=silver+spring+esso&sll=51.115889,-114.204061&sspn=0.008392,0.019183&ie=UTF8&z=16&iwloc=A

Hmm never got that far. I found some at Brentwood CO-OP.

[rage2]

Shell Crowfoot and Husky Hawkwood were both out of 91/94. Kinda sucked hunting for gas haha.

[Proyecto2000]

here in the hood we have plenty of gas. its a good thing that you non NE people dont come down here for fear of being shot :rofl:

I stopped at Petro for gas and then at shell to put some air on my 1 tire and there was all grades of fuel

[KRyn]

Originally posted by Proyecto2000
here in the hood we have plenty of gas. its a good thing that you non NE people dont come down here for fear of being shot :rofl:

I stopped at Petro for gas and then at shell to put some air on my 1 tire and there was all grades of fuel


You have plenty of gas in the hood because no one can afford to drive! Everyone be riding the dollar taxi yo!

Haha just kidding!

[GMC99]

Originally posted by KRyn



You have plenty of gas in the hood because no one can afford to drive! Everyone be riding the dollar taxi yo!

Haha just kidding!

:werd:

Everyone in the NE either takes cabs (or drives them) or rides public transport.

Gas stations are merely used to fetch gasoline for their lawnmowers.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by GMC99


:werd:

Everyone in the NE either takes cabs (or drives them) or rides public transport.




Thats racist

[GMC99]

Originally posted by dj_rice



Thats racist

sorry... i left out that cars are probably stolen which means free gas.

[tentacles]

Dalhousie Husky has 94 Octane, just got it in time.

[BoneDance]

Originally posted by Proyecto2000
here in the hood we have plenty of gas. its a good thing that you non NE people dont come down here for fear of being shot :rofl:


you are the definition of a douche canoe

[Proyecto2000]

Originally posted by BoneDance


you are the definition of a douche canoe

what? :dunno:

[BoneDance]

Originally posted by Proyecto2000


what? :dunno:

Douche Canoe - Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

There are no "hoods" in calgary.. "fear of being shot" ignorant fuck thats so hilarious

[Sebasshole]

is this gas still for sale? Can you deliver? im in the south, on 162! and i have cash! But iv been informed that your a crook and the jerry can is filled with 7/11 87 gas so i will need the recept. THANKS!

[88jbody]

Originally posted by BoneDance


you are the definition of a douche canoe

someones sarcasm meter is broke I think

[Proyecto2000]

Originally posted by BoneDance


Douche Canoe - Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

There are no "hoods" in calgary.. "fear of being shot" ignorant fuck thats so hilarious

wow are you a dumbass or what? Considering how my posts says that I live in the NE, I know that the NE isnt a hood.
You must be new to beyond, every one who doesnt live in the NE jokes about how we live in a ghetto and people here get shot all the time. Go search for threads related to crime or shootings and read all the jokes about the NE on this forum junior...

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by 88jbody


someones sarcasm meter is broke I think

Some people are being baited by the troll I think.

[mrsauriol]

Went to the flying j on my way home from secret street and there doing dandy

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by Sebasshole
is this gas still for sale? Can you deliver? im in the south, on 162! and i have cash! But iv been informed that your a crook and the jerry can is filled with 7/11 87 gas so i will need the recept. THANKS!

Receipt is still available.

I can deliver - add on an extra $50 for delivery :dunno:

[SJW]

I have a 20L Jerry Can for 250,000

Anyone?

[FraserB]

In all seriousness, the Shell at 58th and macleod still has gas if anyone needs it. There were not limiting it either.

[Proyecto2000]

Petro Canada and Superstore are now out of gas, however Taradale Co-Op still had fuel this afternoon.

I guess some of you brave souls ventured down to the NE :rofl:

[em2ab]

Banff was out when I went there yesterday and everything I've seen in the northeast of Calgary is out.

[petoria]

any place in the NE that still has gas?!

[CUG]

So... anyone know what this is all about?

[Cooked Rice]

Can you part just the jerry can?

[methodicreign]

the north east is out of gas due to the relentless demand for molotov cocktails daily. once you get out of the "hood" your good.

[soloracer]

A friend of mine came across this at a Chevron in BC. Lucky bastard!

[Gabe182]

Originally posted by soloracer
A friend of mine came across this at a Chevron in BC. Lucky bastard!

This happens at the shell on 17th alot.

The best part of that pic is how it says to swipe towards the mcdonalds building :rofl:

[Cooked Rice]

Since they were selling premium for the price of regular, they ran out of premium at a few stations as they replenished the regular first. Hit up a shell sold out of 91, went to Superstore "gasp" and they were out of premium. Then the other night they were out of Husky 94 at a self serve station. Had to feed my poor KA-T 20 litres of petro "superclean" or IMO "super-shitty", never seen my knocklite go off so often. I love my ethanol blended fuel, well my KA-T does.

[Gabe182]

BTW in light of this gas situation, here is the best and funniest show ever made.

Its always sunny in philadelphia "The gang solves the gas crisis"

Charlie is the funniest character on TV today.

http://www.streaming-tv-episodes.co.uk/philadelphia/s04e02.html

Enjoy.

[911fever]

haha good ol' Calgary shortages