Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

[TimG]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles went 4X4ing and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end

:bigpimp:

[Tarrantula]

:thumbsdow

[mdeluxe]

^ +1

:whocares:

[Kloubek]

I could be spectating the Special Olympics, and I still wouldn't witness something as retarded as this.

FAIL.

[sputnik]

The title of the fairy tale is...

"The Happy Gay Redneck"

[DJ Lazy]

This thread is a good example of "Take a 2nd or even 3rd thought about your post before clicking the Submit Reply button..."

[JordanAndrew]

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/273867/lafitness-shooting-shooters-blog-/

Is this the guy you're talking about? :dunno: :dunno:

I'm pretty sure he didn't exactly live happy ever after. :facepalm:

[TimG]

harsh audience today :p

[snoop101]

Originally posted by TimG
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles went 4X4ing and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end

:bigpimp:

I see where your coming from and if you ever need to talk were here for you. I rather you talk to us then to go all postal and take some innocent people with you.

Masturbation might help in the mean time, but you cant go long without the muff or it will drive you insane.

[sh0ko]

ban ahaha