SPOTTED : EVILLANCER lol

[scat19]

So. As I was on my way to WalMart at deerfoot mall, I drive by a HUGE amount of american muscle. Damn, there was a lot of V8's, that old school Lambo Espada was there, some crazy customs, some lowerriders, some Skyrines... A member mention he was going to show....

And Evillancer was there, in between a Lotus Esprit and a mustang. Looked so out of place. The way he drove the manual, I doubt it'll reach 40,000k. Worst standard driver ever.

Red, base lancer. With a donut on the back left wheel. Pale white kid and an emo chick.

These are the only shots I got of the car. :rofl:

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5462/img0623jqf.jpg
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2144/img0624ccw.jpg

[Isaiah]

You're a real troublemaker.

[badatusrnames]

Yay for you?? :whocares:

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Originally posted by badatusrnames
Yay for you?? :whocares:

[Nismorphed]

:whocares: I sure dont!!!!!

[scat19]

Heh I found it amusing. :cry:

[max_boost]

^
Keep it to yourself buddy. Anything you say will be used against you in the court of Beyond.ca lol

[scat19]

I guess they havent read this thread

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/274355/a-funny-story-for-you-all/

[Mibz]

This thread is worthless without pics of gf.

[PremiumRSX]

Originally posted by Mibz
This thread is worthless without pics of gf.

+1 for emo girls :D

[PremiumRSX]

Originally posted by scat19
I guess they havent read this thread

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/274355/a-funny-story-for-you-all/

Makes sense now after reading that thread.:banghead:

[Sugarphreak]

....

[raymondman]

i guess its one of those things you gotta be there.

[foreverchina]

lol basically he came to beyond looking for races which made him look like a goof and to make things look even worse for him, he used his incredible imagination to make up a fake story. Lets just say... he's on beyonds hall of shame :thumbsdow

[pinoyboy88]

Lol followed this thread from another thread, pretty hilarious. Pics of him and girl would be nice :thumbsup:

+1 Beyond Cred Point for scat19

[GenerationX]

HA HA...so funny....:whocares:

[95EagleAWD]

Originally posted by PremiumRSX


+1 for emo girls :D

+2!

[RMS]

i see you used your iPhone to take pics lol

other then that :whocares:

[Kardon]

Somebody save this thread with pics of hot emos..

[Gabe182]

Originally posted by RMS
i see you used your iPhone to take pics lol

other then that :whocares:


What?? I think this is fucking epic!

This guy tries to get cred and look cool by lying and gets caught, then scat actually sees the kid. EPIC in my books.

I think we should get some "I lied on beyond to get cred" stickers. We may need them with the way noobs are these days.

BTW how did you know it was him?

[Gabe182]

Originally posted by Kardon
Somebody save this thread with pics of hot emos..

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/scene_face/aadsdf.jpg

[VWEvo]

Wow, Scat, what's with all the spotted threads all of a sudden. Ever since you've been able to see out of your windshield it's like a whole new world :poosie:

[H4LFY2nR]

^ ZING!

:rofl:

[B4tMan]

Originally posted by VWEvo
Wow, Scat, what's with all the spotted threads all of a sudden. Ever since you've been able to see out of your windshield it's like a whole new world :poosie:

VWEvo is GOLD :D

[B4tMan]

oh, forgot

http://bp0.blogger.com/_1HbFSoxXWi4/SBSTxSK1uqI/AAAAAAAABJw/-nXDyCtoklI/s400/Emo+Chilena+-6.jpg

[speeed]

Originally posted by VWEvo
Wow, Scat, what's with all the spotted threads all of a sudden. Ever since you've been able to see out of your windshield it's like a whole new world :poosie:

:rofl:

[liquidboi69]

Wait what? So you drove by a bunch of American Muscle cars with V8's, an old school Lambo Espada, some crazy customs, some lowerriders, some Skyrines...and you took a picture of a crappy base Lancer?

MIND IS BLOWN

[scat19]

Originally posted by Gabe182



What?? I think this is fucking epic!

This guy tries to get cred and look cool by lying and gets caught, then scat actually sees the kid. EPIC in my books.

I think we should get some "I lied on beyond to get cred" stickers. We may need them with the way noobs are these days.

BTW how did you know it was him?

He was young, and the ONLY red lancer there. And the way he was standing beside it. Just knew it :rofl: He was the only stock car parked in the roped off section for muscle cars... I had to loop around and park far away, and then walk up (very busy at this mustang meet) - He was backing up by then :(


@ evo - Just contributing to the site my man lmao :rofl:

[evilancer]

Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....

p'z

[scat19]

Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....
p'z



Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride...
p'z
You're right, you beat up car isn't worth the megabytes in my camera.

lmao you just made my thead. I'm the failure at life? Riiiight. You're the one making stupid threads about racing, your lancer and how your the only one in calgary with it, always wanting to go to meets (yet never show up), and you can't afford to maintain your base lancer. You're car is slow, why would you want to race it?

I was on my way to wal-mart for some groceries (supercenter ftw), and then I saw the meet and recalled you'd be there. I drove around the vistor parking type area and you weren't there.... Then I spot you in AMONGST the cars, I couldn't believe it!

Why do you have a picture of an evo in your sig when you drive a base lancer? And why haven't you got your rear left tire fixed? That donut is ment for short term use.

Oh, and please, for the love of god, learn how to drive a standard. You don't blip the throttle over and over and over while you feather the clutch to back up. You looked retarded, and I'm the fag? God, people were laughing at you for you mad skills and non-muscle car.. at a muscle meet.

Still waiting on those pictures for the "BMW hood scoop cutting project"

[Pollywog]

Originally posted by evilancer
I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.
Bullshit Translator = "Hey shitbrick! Look, finally somone is giving us some attention in your garbage lancer, despite the fact we are social outcasts who have yet learned to talk to people, or to drive stick. Wave! He might be our last hope at obtaining friends!!"

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....

p'z

LOL back from the dead, while you're here, care to explain your friend's BMW story again?

[Proyecto2000]

Originally posted by VWEvo
Wow, Scat, what's with all the spotted threads all of a sudden. Ever since you've been able to see out of your windshield it's like a whole new world :poosie:

:rofl:

[GQBalla]

ahahah wow this thread is goin to be epic.

[Skyline_Addict]

Originally posted by n1zm0


LOL back from the dead, while you're here, care to explain your friend's BMW story again?


:werd:

talk like such a gangster, i expect to see you back up your stories.

[89s1]

Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....

p'z


Pssst, hey buddy, come close I have a secret for you.

YOU TRY TOO HARD AT THIS. Being a member of an online forum is one thing, being one of the names that people recognize for the right reasons is wholly another.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5442/878232-i_like_where_this_thread_is_going_super.jpg

Oh, and...
http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q441/raybay62/emo%20girls/sexy-emo-girls-013-1.jpg

[urban.one]

lolz.


Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....

p'z

[SCHIDER23]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Man this thread got better than I though, and I bet the Emo girl is his sister :rofl:

[reiRei]

Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....

p'z

please sell your lancer, you're making me look bad.

[Jlude]

KUDOS to scat for this thread. :thumbsup:

[GQBalla]

Originally posted by reiRei


please sell your lancer, you're making me look bad.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AaronK]

Originally posted by evilancer
Thanks for the pictures bro, I saw you too. I remember, cause the girl I was with laughed and said look at that fag, he's takin' a picture of your ride... what a homo.

Amazingly funny. Congrats skat. You're a complete failure at life;)

Enjoy your day. And please, stop stalkin' me, I know you wanna fuck me, but I ain't gunna swing that way... so go find a 10 year old boy, they have lower standards....

p'z

Your cars a piece of shit, you have an Evo X in your sig but you drive a Lancer...

Useless Thread imo, just a pic of some emo's car...

[7thgenvic]

At first I thought this thread was going to be garbage...and NOW WOOOO...I love the old thread about the BMW hoodscoop. What a fucking n00b!

This thread reminds me of every highschool n00b playing gangster on beyond threads.

Please sell your lancer and go buy a beat up RHD skyrine..Join your friends..

[gretz]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic

Please sell your lancer and go buy a beat up RHD skyrine..Join your friends..

Seeing as he had to make up a story about having friends....

[sh0ko]

hahaha jeezes scat is out to GET this guy haha

hilarious though

[AaronK]

Originally posted by gretz


Seeing as he had to make up a story about having friends....

Hahahahahha... +1

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
At first I thought this thread was going to be garbage...and NOW WOOOO...I love the old thread about the BMW hoodscoop. What a fucking n00b!

This thread reminds me of every highschool n00b playing gangster on beyond threads.

Please sell your lancer and go buy a beat up RHD skyrine..Join your friends..

Hey now, we were all there at one point... just most of us got it out of our systems 6-7 years ago... :D

[scat19]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
At first I thought this thread was going to be garbage...and NOW WOOOO...I love the old thread about the BMW hoodscoop. What a fucking n00b!


I know! And I have a soft spot for BMW's. Can't let this injustice go.


Originally posted by sh0ko
hahaha jeezes scat is out to GET this guy haha

hilarious though

Stupid idiot needs to learn one way or another. Lying to get friends or whatever is stupid... especially on a online forum.

[7thgenvic]

Originally posted by 403Gemini


Hey now, we were all there at one point... just most of us got it out of our systems 6-7 years ago... :D

agreed!!!!

poor n00b....I still wanna see the pictures of the "cut block" with the 10" grinder.....

I didn't know you could reach the hood from underneath the car...

[viff3r]

You know you are a pretty big failure when somebody like scat19 calls you out and everyone sides with him.

[GQBalla]

Originally posted by viff3r
You know you are a pretty big failure when somebody like scat19 calls you out and everyone sides with him.

EPIC

[zipdoa]

scat - i will never jump on the windshield tint bandwagon again.

this is legendary.

[scat19]

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/272986/calgary-meet/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/273016/anyone-interested-in-a-group-road-trip/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/273297/anything-going-on-tonight/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/273861/wends-meet-august-05/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/273979/call-to-all-lancer-owners-/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/275397/august-19th-deerfoot-mall/

His only topics are about meeting fellow "crews" and wants to find "races".

Calling all lancer owners he throws up a sig of an EVO.

Then he wants to pimp his ride with a CF hood http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=273013 but he can't afford one tire? lmao.

Common evillancer. Where are you? You still owe pics of the BMW and why are you such a try hard?

http://www.carforums.net/images/smilies/gtfo2.gif

[GQBalla]

this guy watches too many movies.

ajahhaah

[7thgenvic]

I love everyone month or two you always get a n00b member that causes havoc on beyond....priceless

[brownboi]

@evillancer - post pics of so called friends bmw noob.

@OP - great thread !! :rofl:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
I love everyone month or two you always get a n00b member that causes havoc on beyond....priceless

If it wasn't for them this forum would go back to how it was in 02-04... an information based website vs entertainment ;)

[jjmac]

Evo Sig is gone

[Boosted Gtir]

should i grab some popcorn or is this guy just gonna disappear again? :dunno:

[Tik-Tok]

*waits for a "friend" of evilancer to sign up and defend him*

[ntegra98rs]

what happened to the emo girls? that was a nice side feature of this thread :D

[403Gemini]

Tell you what evillancer, we will give it all up and give you a second chance with a pic of your lil emo chick friend. (that is, as long as shes cute).

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by ntegra98rs
what happened to the emo girls? that was a nice side feature of this thread :D

http://www.pink-tacos.com/owm/078/full/15.jpg
http://exploitedbabysitterteens.com/gallery09/july/pink3/45/9.jpg
http://ilove.amateuremogirls.com/galleries/free-emos/tasty-emo-treat-4u/1.jpg

[Jlude]

Let's keep the thread PG-13 please... some of us are trying to follow this from work! TIA

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Jlude
Let's keep the thread PG-13 please... some of us are trying to follow this from work! TIA

Those are PG-13, but don't worry, I'm sure an anti-hot-linking server will kill them soon.

[ntegra98rs]

Originally posted by 403Gemini
Tell you what evillancer, we will give it all up and give you a second chance with a pic of your lil emo chick friend. (that is, as long as shes cute).

+1 for this

[Disoblige]

I give props for Evillancer for showing up to the meet for everyone to see his beast of a machine. 152 horses and 3000 lb of awesomeness :drool:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Disoblige
I give props for Evillancer for showing up to the meet for everyone to see his beast of a machine. 152 horses and 3000 lb of awesomeness :drool:

He probably thinks torque is the actual weight of his car ;)

[7thgenvic]

dammit my boss just gave me a funny look....keep the sluts out of this one :) hahahah

[riley14]

scat should know that the fact that he has called someone out will never change the fact he is a giant tool.

[7thgenvic]

Originally posted by riley14
scat should know that the fact that he has called someone out will never change the fact he is a giant tool.

HUMMMM. 4 posts today......n00b........

I'm going to guess its the same IP?

[GQBalla]

^^ +1 i was just about to say.

[GQBalla]

look what he did for his fake spotting thread

[Boosted Gtir]

Originally posted by riley14
scat should know that the fact that he has called someone out will never change the fact he is a giant tool.

i guess evillancer didnt disappear! :poosie:

[scat19]

lmfao tries to make a new spotted thread so this one wil die down.

You are the stupidest kid I have ever met.

[riley14]

Originally posted by scat19
lmfao tries to make a new spotted thread so this one wil die down.

You are the stupidest kid I have ever met.

ya your cool buddy :facepalm: :closed:

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Originally posted by riley14


ya your cool buddy :facepalm: :closed:

So whats the speed rating on that donut spare? Win some mad races with that reduced rolling resistance?

[riley14]

its funny that some faggot would take pics of a car having some fun in an empty parking lot. :drama:

[scat19]

So now you admit this is your second account?

Your an albino whitey with no life, LYING on a internet forum.

Empty parking lot? Look at the pictures again. And you know full well off camera there was over 100 cars there.

And how could you have fun in an empty parking lot?

Just stop, your embarrasing yourself.

[riley14]

finally ur on top of the forum now. after yrs and yrs of getting pissed on with a tinted windshield :rofl: and u commit a hit and run on camera. now you get to act big. big man :facepalm:

[zipdoa]

Originally posted by riley14
finally ur on top of the forum now. after yrs and yrs of getting pissed on with a tinted windshield :rofl: and u commit a hit and run on camera. now you get to act big. big man :facepalm:

You should show up at the next beyond meet... I've never been, but I'd love to meet you :rofl:

[Jlude]

I would like to say several things...

1. Now that I'm home from work, keep the emo chick pictures rollin'! haha

2. Hasn't it been enough? The kid got called out... it's obvious he made everything up and whatever... but get over it.*





* Feel free to ignore.

[Freeskier]

HA fantastic... Beyond, you never let me down

[Xtrema]

While I never laugh at someone's ride (you drive what you can afford), but poser with a base Lancer? It's just too much.

A+ will read again.:rofl:

[Freeskier]

God damnit, can we stop banning this kid? He's way too entertaining.
First one to spot his new account wins.

[Tik-Tok]

His first account isn't banned, he's welcome to sign back in with it :D


Originally posted by Tik-Tok
*waits for a "friend" of evilancer to sign up and defend him*

and... called that one, lol.

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by riley14
finally ur on top of the forum now. after yrs and yrs of getting pissed on with a tinted windshield :rofl: and u commit a hit and run on camera. now you get to act big. big man :facepalm:


Making a fake spotted thread in an attempt for Beyond cred.. AGAIN? And making it blatantly obvious this is your 2nd account.. Really, Evillancer, really? :rofl:

I don't even know why you commented on the hit and run with scat when it was also pretty clear with picture evidence that it wasn't his fault. Also remind yourself you're the one trying to make fake shit up to "act big" on Beyond and attempt to be "on top on the forum". Pathetic you are.

[Skyline_Addict]

gadamn! more hot emo girls plz.

[Joe-G]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
gadamn! more hot emo girls plz.

I could link a thread with soooo many pictures, but none are pg13.
Move to ask leo? lol

[chrispl]

Originally posted by Joe-G


I could link a thread with soooo many pictures, but none are pg13.
Move to ask leo? lol

link please :poosie:
this thread is awesome :D

[Gabe182]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
gadamn! more hot emo girls plz.

http://img.pauzicka.zoznam.sk/pictures/EMO.1.jpg

HOTTTTTT P.S. I think this might be evil lancers GF.

[5fivespeed]

I lol'd ^.

Ray

[05*CivicRS]

Originally posted by Gabe182


HOTTTTTT P.S. I think this might be evil lancers GF.


Oh I hope not.

[tarrantas]

Rarely have I laughed so hard at such stupidity. I mean, cutting the BMW engine thread was freakin hilarious, even the fake spotted GT3 thread was pretty good, but this one takes the cake haha. Uber, uber sad evilancer.


almost forgot...
http://braexplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/amateur-model-with-a-nice-chest.jpg

:drool:

[narou]

:drool:

[240SX92]

That's not a hot emo girl. That's just a hot girl. Hahah Just post suicide girls... if you don't know what suicide girls are google that shit NOW. Nothing hotter then a girl with full chest piece and sleeves.



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/bayside18/22-1.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/bayside18/10.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/bayside18/05.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/bayside18/08.jpg

[Joe-G]

Theres a whole thread of suicide girls on NWP4LIFE. :drool: :drool:

[tarrantas]

how the fuck did I forget about suicide girls??? i'm so disapponted in myself.. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Nismorphed]

You guys should race

[D911]

lets fix this thread

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa58/D9111/1251019277875.jpg
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa58/D9111/1251018693244.jpg
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa58/D9111/1250491821684.jpg