Nice pics? What people will do to sell their junk...

[sry4partying]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Audi-1988-Audi-5000-Turbo-Quattro-Olympic-Edition-Euro-Spec-210bhp-W0QQAdIdZ150300839

I don't find this attractive at all.

Hell the car looks better than that girl.

[narou]

Wow :barf:

[sry4partying]

yeah no joke.

[Jlude]

Originally posted by narou
Wow :barf:

[narou]

She must be a prostitute... And in front of the cemetery man:facepalm:

[top_speed]

Originally posted by narou
She must be a prostitute... And in front of the cemetery man:facepalm:
:werd: just what i was thinking :barf:

[sry4partying]

:facepalm: :werd:

[v2kai]

its to make the car look good he's trying to sell it...makes sense... :barf:

i take it back:barf:

[ragu]

Isn't that 5000Audi?

[FraserB]

How many of you guys have emailed him?

[Gibson]

Hahahah I noticed that when I was browsing this afternoon.

Ad also says he has three sets of rims...why would he not bother to put at least one full matching set on, even for one side, to make it look better?

I was actually slightly interested in the car, but I would be afraid to call because she might be there.

[DonJuan]

I bet you that car smells as bad as she looks.

Makes sense that the pics were taken in a cemetary, cuz she looks like death.

[SJW]

I'd hit it.......twice.

[Pollywog]

Made me laugh out loud.

[Hoagie]

:barf:

[viff3r]

Originally posted by SJW
I'd hit it.......twice.
1 honest guy in this whole thread.

[Tezzating]

Buy this and get your emo on. Wonder if it comes with a free pack of razor blades ?

[Isaiah]

Originally posted by viff3r

1 honest guy in this whole thread.
Make it 2. I'd hit it as well. Very hard with something blunt and heavy.

[InfamousCedric]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=277152450

[em2ab]

Not a bad rack.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/l_975769390bfb4b92a7dd4517d81c63a3.jpg

[89s1]

Originally posted by ragu
Isn't that 5000Audi?
X10

[2EFNFAST]

that car sounds reliable :o

[BlackArcher101]

God damn women who don't know how to rotate a picture. Fuck sakes.

[Spoons]

From that other picture posted, she isn't half bad.

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by Spoons
From that other picture posted, she isn't half bad.

Of course not, that's an angle pic!

[Cooked Rice]

pick your weapon

http://kellypettit.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/product_floam_pillow.jpg

http://photos.tradeholding.com/attach/hash162/72098/paper_bag___kraft___white.jpg

[npham]

I think shes got fangs or something in a couple of her/its' pics....weirdo

[scary_perry]

:hitit:

Suicide girl look works for me - and she has a rockin' bod

I've had a pink hair fetish since my wife dressed as sailor moon for Halloween

[InfamousCedric]

suicide girl, she had the contract but never got anything posted, i got all sorts of photos we took all over the city.
anyways thanks guys for posting. im any body is interested in the audi please pipe up other wise i would appreciate if the needless insults did stop.

Thanks

[FraserB]

Awesome, who ratted out Beyond when they were emailing this guy?:rofl:

[teknical]

Does it include one night with the living dead? if so I'll take it! :poosie:

[Majestic12]

Originally posted by InfamousCedric
suicide girl, she had the contract but never got anything posted, i got all sorts of photos we took all over the city.
anyways thanks guys for posting. im any body is interested in the audi please pipe up other wise i would appreciate if the needless insults did stop.

Thanks

If you're selling a car, show pics of the car... If you add unnecessary pics like pics of the girl that barely show the car, expect people to make fun of it. It adds nothing to the value of the car, and I'm not sure what else you expected... "OMG SHE'S SOOOO HOT I MUST BUY THIS CAR ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT SHE WILL TOUCH MY PEEEENIS"

[sevewone]

Originally posted by Majestic12


If you're selling a car, show pics of the car.

no kidding, the 2nd pic shows like 20% of the car, and the side of a wall

[narou]

Originally posted by em2ab
Not a bad rack.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/l_975769390bfb4b92a7dd4517d81c63a3.jpg


Is these even the same girl:dunno:

[InfamousCedric]

well those were the only pictures i had at the time, and actually it seems to have worked quite well since i have all of you guys talking about the car and the gurl good or bad dont matter the cart is what it is.
ive had about 1500 hits in 3 days or so is not too bad for a audi 5000 for sale.
so please dont tell me how to sell a car. any attention at all is better then no attention at all.

also who cares who the gurl is.
and p.s yea i do get some messages from dudes wanting to get there lil penises touched. anyways keep talking about it please and tell your friends!

[FraserB]

You do realize that 99% of the traffic is people from here who just wanted to view the trainwreck of pictures, maybe jerk off to them and send you mean emails, right?

[narou]

Originally posted by FraserB
You do realize that 99% of the traffic is people from here who just wanted to view the trainwreck of pictures, maybe jerk off to them and send you mean emails, right?

Naw buddy you can have that to your self. No jerkin over here bra!

[sry4partying]

:rofl: Not going to lie, People aren't going to take you seriously for selling a 5000audi with a sketchy emo chick rubbin' up all up on it.

Serious buyers look for serious people selling their vehicles, having some 16 year old girl crawling all over it isn't going to make people more interested. It actually turned me off of the car a soon as I saw the pictures.

So if you want people to stop thinking about |"pee in vagee"|, even taking some crappy prictures with your cell phone would work out just fine FYI...

[StreetRacerX]

face ftl........But her bods alright:thumbsup: 6 out of 10

[SJW]

Originally posted by StreetRacerX
face ftl........But her bods alright:thumbsup: 6 out of 10

How about Car FTL.....