Official Short-term Investments Thread

[Disoblige]

Mcdoubles are gross.
It is all about the 2 single cheeseburgers.

Back in the day, that 2 cheeseburger value meal was the bomb.

[ExtraSlow]

Mcdoubles are just double cheeseburgers for poor people.

[Disoblige]

Mcdoubles are just double cheeseburgers for poor people.
Even a double cheeseburger is not as good as the 2 cheeseburgers. Ratio of ingredients.

[ExtraSlow]

But it is best taste/dollars ratio.

[ercchry]

Mcdoubles are gross.
It is all about the 2 single cheeseburgers.

Back in the day, that 2 cheeseburger value meal was the bomb.

Only one combo? 3 or bust, use to look forward to Tuesdays (or what it Thursdays?) so much in high school :rofl:

[The_Rural_Juror]

How big is this larger portfolio? At least 69coupe tells us when he brags.

[killramos]

Mcdoubles are gross.
It is all about the 2 single cheeseburgers.

Back in the day, that 2 cheeseburger value meal was the bomb.

Dude. Do you even Junior Chicken?

[mr2mike]

JBC's

[rx7boi]

How big is this larger portfolio? At least 69coupe tells us when he brags.

Any portofolio that makes enough to buy you a McDouble and Jr. Chicken combo after a 1% jump is large enough in my eyes.

That makes us all winners here.

You guys are making small potatoes like me blush here, and I didn't know potatoes could blush.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Any portofolio that makes enough to buy you a McDouble and Jr. Chicken combo after a 1% jump is large enough in my eyes.

That makes us all winners here.

You guys are making small potatoes like me blush here, and I didn't know potatoes could blush.

I will allow it. Resume backpedaling on your Herman Miller in your Aspen home office. :)
I put on my North Face vest.

[Disoblige]

Dude. Do you even Junior Chicken?
No, haha. I am more if a cheeseburger or filet-o-fish guy. Wendy's does a chicken burger much better.

[ExtraSlow]

#threedollarspicychickenboi

[The_Rural_Juror]

I LOVE Filet-O-Fish.

[max_boost]

Yoooo nice.

I was tempted to sell some passive ETF positions knowing there was likely gonna be a pullback on Monday.

Best part of having a larger portfolio is even 1-2% gains make you feel like a baller :rofl:

Post it up baller. We need to know what the current standard is :bigpimp:

[ercchry]

Futures up, nikkei is up, lookin good for Monday

[The_Rural_Juror]

The way this is going, I may not have to use coupons to get my Filet-O-Fish meal this week.

[max_boost]

10k Nasdaq this week :bigpimp:

What Covid
What Recession

Forget double meat, surf and turf :bigpimp:

[The_Rural_Juror]

No double meat. No surf and turf. No pop. All focused on 7.2.

[Disoblige]

The way this is going, I may not have to use coupons to get my Filet-O-Fish meal this week.
Even if I had the money, principle alone doesn't allow me to not use coupons when buying McDonald's. McDonald's is expensive man, I could buy steaks for regular priced McDonald's :rofl:

[mr2mike]

SRNE looks like it could go on another run up.
More news about a second Covid-19 antibody in the works.
FDA will fast track both so hopefully a nice run coming up.
They lag behind MRNA and INIO
Anyone take this trade this morning?
92095

[riander5]

Anyone take this trade this morning?
92095

No but i might, up 20% but has room to run if it can come off these bottoms convincingly

[BavarianBeast]

Been watching Chesapeake after they were talking bankruptcy. Up 170% this morning and 600% in the last 4 weeks. Any takers

[JustinL]

I've been watching Chesapeake all the way down with keen interest. I made a bit on one of the bounces, but I'm just spectating now. Lots of money to be made or lost there, but I don't have the risk tolerance for it right now.

[jwslam]

Anyone take this trade this morning?
92095
I read about the lawsuits this morning and chickened out...

[mr2mike]

Lawsuits are fake and are carry over from the Hindenburg Short Report on the company.

[max_boost]

It's all luck.

SES.TO +2,931.15
(+87.74%)

What would beyond do?

[mr2mike]

Take the profit and brag what you just bought with your cash.

[killramos]

CJ going for a run today. Can’t figure out why for the life of me.

My only thought is there is a leak floating around.

[vengie]

Most energy stocks I hold/ follow are up double digits today.
Markets responding to Opec continued cuts.

WTI almost at $40.

[troyl]

Most energy stocks I hold/ follow are up double digits today.
Markets responding to Opec continued cuts.

WTI almost at $40.

Crazy moves:
BNP + 50%
NVA + 30%
GTE + 50%

[killramos]

Must just be the shitco’s. The index is only up 2%.

Presumably all on insolvency risk off?

Forward curve has AECO at 2-2.25 for the foreseeable future which is nice.

WTI forward curve isn’t that hot though. 41 Cal21 up to 46 in 24. MSW diff 7.50 USD. 15 dollar WCS diff for those who care. This is nothing to get me excited.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Look at HTZ being all huffy puffy over the past few days. :rofl:

[vengie]

Must just be the shitco’s. The index is only up 2%.

Presumably all on insolvency risk off?

Forward curve has AECO at 2-2.25 for the foreseeable future which is nice.

WTI forward curve isn’t that hot though. 41 Cal21 up to 46 in 24. MSW diff 7.50 USD. 15 dollar WCS diff for those who care. This is nothing to get me excited.


Correct.
One of the companies I took a bit of a gamble on has been paying off well. STEP. Will be taking profits and moving into something more stable.

The other ones up quite a bit today that I don't hold, but watch are YGR, CES, TCW and ERF was up, but people have started taking profits.

[The_Rural_Juror]

It's all luck.

SES.TO +2,931.15
(+87.74%)

What would beyond do?

Buy a waifu?

[phreezee]

Got into this when it was VTIQ at $21.xx
NIKOLA (NKLA:NASDAQ )
69.21 +33.24 | +92.41%

Bets on airlines and cruise lines all paid off and my total portfolio is up 60% since March.

Next play is TMD in at $1.10

[kenny]

Even if I had the money, principle alone doesn't allow me to not use coupons when buying McDonald's. McDonald's is expensive man, I could buy steaks for regular priced McDonald's :rofl:

Yeah I decide what to order based on what the current offers are on the app. Same with A&W, whatever is being offered at awcoupon.ca.

[msommers]

I read about the lawsuits this morning and chickened out...


Lawsuits are fake and are carry over from the Hindenburg Short Report on the company.

Hindenburg and Citron have really hammered some start-ups and unsurprisingly have left the bigger companies like MRNA alone. The one company thus far that has genuinely raised the most real questions of success.

A lot of stock manipulation.

GNUS has had quite the wild ride lately

[mr2mike]

I don't know how these Short Artists are allowed to operate. One day they'll be headed to white collar jail.

SRNE ceo was on mad money. Expecting a gap up tomorrow morning. Could grab the pull back and hope for more momentum.
Keep stops tight. This moves.

[msommers]

https://www.change.org/p/u-s-securities-and-exchange-commission-sec-enforcement-to-investigate-andrew-left-of-citron-research

My very elementary understanding is that stock manipulation is such a grey area that's hard to prove. Those cocksuckers have hit INO, CODX, SRNE and I'm sure others. The problem is that even when the company fight backs or not, the company needs some serious news to get investor confidence/hype back up. Otherwise they just bob along for weeks on end. Much to my dismay, they are good at what they do...

I believe INO has their Phase I results coming back mid-month here. I am not holding them anymore but I'm genuinely excited to hear how things have gone. In a conference call, their Chief Scientists was "surprised" to see that MRNA didn't talk about T-cell response which they feel is an utterly critical component to being successful and came across as a glaring missing piece. They on the otherhand are very focused on how T-cell activity responds with their protocol thus far. Different approachs with DNA and RNA but MRNA has such a huge backing now I can see them hammering shit through.

After a Harvard Med Prof was visibly pissed off while during an interview about how MRNA has handled the science, I lost a lot of faith in them. I think the deal with Morgan Stanley and diluting shares pissed off more investors than the..'less than ideal' science that was initially hyped across the world.

I'm adding bits as I can to CODX still. Their saliva testing and potential cancer detection technology could be a global game-changer.

[ThePenIsMightier]

At what point will people seriously start shorting Berkshire Hathaway? How long will Warren Buffett live? You can "sure thing" expect it will take a huge dump upon the date of his passing.

[max_boost]

Yeah I decide what to order based on what the current offers are on the app. Same with A&W, whatever is being offered at awcoupon.ca.

100% this haha Always buy what's on sale :D


I don't know how these Short Artists are allowed to operate. One day they'll be headed to white collar jail.


Billions. So good and I don't even understand half the shit going on lol

[mr2mike]

At what point will people seriously start shorting Berkshire Hathaway? How long will Warren Buffett live? You can "sure thing" expect it will take a huge dump upon the date of his passing.

The A shares you can buy one. Lol yeah I bet a pull back but you're hoping for a death which could be years away.

[ExtraSlow]

BH has been working on succession planning for over a decade. It'll be NBD.

[ThePenIsMightier]

The A shares you can buy one. Lol yeah I bet a pull back but you're hoping for a death which could be years away.

He is 89. Could be tomorrow but it's virtually assured to be less than 10 years away and it's going to be an historic event in the financial community.
There's got to be large groups of people who believe it'll drop 10+% in a day.
What if they suddenly announced he had cancer? CoVid from eating at buffets? Butt-AIDS?

[ercchry]

He is 89. Could be tomorrow but it's virtually assured to be less than 10 years away and it's going to be an historic event in the financial community.
There's got to be large groups of people who believe it'll drop 10+% in a day.
What if they suddenly announced he had cancer? CoVid from earring at buffets? Butt-AIDS?

At what age does one shift from brains of the operation to figurehead? He’s a mild stroke away from shifting from T-bills to WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES!!!!

[ercchry]

So fed tomorrow... Powell always seems to say something the markets hate. What’s everyone’s thoughts on this month? DOW was down, FAANGs were up... where do we go? Did I cash out early? Best move ever? Time will tell

[rx7boi]

max_boost

Boiiiiii skirting right above the 10k mark on the NASDAQ.

Beyond group trip to Vegas for boobies?

[ercchry]

That was weird... everything starting shooting up, I really regretted selling my contracts yesterday... now down she comes, have some puts... see if I can make up the difference as AAPL is really due for a bit of a correction

[max_boost]

max_boost

Boiiiiii skirting right above the 10k mark on the NASDAQ.

Beyond group trip to Vegas for boobies?

Yesss but if it can drop to 8888 $71-XQQ so I can get back in plz lol that's about when I sold my last batch

p.s. we don't need Vegas, we can support local. flipstah you in homie? lol

[flipstah]

Yesss but if it can drop to 8888 $71-XQQ so I can get back in plz lol that's about when I sold my last batch

p.s. we don't need Vegas, we can support local. flipstah you in homie? lol

Can we even get loonies during a pandemic?

[troyl]

Anyone watching CFW? Do they make it?

58MM Shares traded so far this week > 100% of the free float. 64% of equity held by Matthison, Wilks, Aimco, FGP. 2026 paper last traded at 5.5 cents on the dollar, maybe that tells everything. Miracle bid by Wilks to take private or will they just pick up the pieces.

[ExtraSlow]

Cfw and other pumpers are interesting. If you beliece that market recovers to 80% or more of previous levels, they are a good buy. If you beliece that the frac fleet was wildly over built, and we'll never pass 50% of previous activity, then they are are going to zero.
Add in the electric fleets from evolution and others, and it's a bet I sure wouldnt make.

But that whole view is about long term viability, not short term swings. Someone will make money on all the gyrations no matter what.

[vengie]

Cfw and other pumpers are interesting. If you beliece that market recovers to 80% or more of previous levels, they are a good buy. If you beliece that the frac fleet was wildly over built, and we'll never pass 50% of previous activity, then they are are going to zero.
Add in the electric fleets from evolution and others, and it's a bet I sure wouldnt make.

But that whole view is about long term viability, not short term swings. Someone will make money on all the gyrations no matter what.

Look at CFW's balance sheet. I doubt they survive.

[The_Rural_Juror]

At LossPorn R Us today. Only down 38k overnight!!!


#fakepecsandnews

[Disoblige]

So many young folks trading options (even those under 25 I know personally) and not knowing wtf they are doing.

Can see more of this happening:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/06/17/20-year-old-robinhood-customer-commits-suicide-after-seeing-a-730000-negative-balance/#5cdca1a55928

Be smart people.

[ercchry]

So many young folks trading options (even those under 25 I know personally) and not knowing wtf they are doing.

Can see more of this happening:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/06/17/20-year-old-robinhood-customer-commits-suicide-after-seeing-a-730000-negative-balance/#5cdca1a55928

Be smart people.

Wtf is going on here? You’re not required to exercise options, no one is giving you margin without collateral... this makes no sense. But fuck yeah Robin Hood! They’re really helping with this Covid rallies and I’m loving it... here is to mad volatility tomorrow!

Oh, triple witching week too, gonna be good

[msommers]

I get that investing is in a sense 'a gamble' but it sounds like some of those guys would have better odds at the roulette table if they're looking for an adrenal high. I see it on other forums and people expecting wild 20%+ swings everyday to make ez-monies. My bet is they can't hold a position for a week let alone months.

If you can't lose it, shouldn't take the bet! And I'm a noob investor.

[max_boost]

I’ve made a lot of trading mistakes through the years and I can see how shit gets out of hand fast. Sucks to go that way but this is the major leagues, don’t risk what you can’t lose.

[ganesh]

Any one putting money into APT.
Looks like they are on track to deliver good results in August.

[ercchry]

So many young folks trading options (even those under 25 I know personally) and not knowing wtf they are doing.

Can see more of this happening:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/06/17/20-year-old-robinhood-customer-commits-suicide-after-seeing-a-730000-negative-balance/#5cdca1a55928

Be smart people.

So more info came out on this:

He had written contracts, aka sold them. This is some lvl 3 options shit, this requires margin. Robin Hood actually gives margin by default, BUT they also do a couple things to save people from themselves... no 0DTE buying, and if you write contracts you must also buy the opposite contract (ie put vs call) you cannot exit the written contracts till you sell the covered buy... so no naked sells... naked sell on margin is when you can get a deep fucking. What happened here is the auto exercise (again, to save people from themselves) went through on the sell before the buy. What was actually owed was nothing near that amount.

Robin Hood since this has said they will restrict people from higher levels till proof of education, which is good

This also probably doesn’t effect many people in Canada as most will be using a registered account, which is cash, which means lvl 2 max... which also means no iron condors, which means no way to beat those damn broomsticks on witching weeks... I’m fine though! It hurt a little, but at least by Friday half my strangle broken even after taking a pounding on decay Wednesday/Thursday due to that flat fuckening

[ExtraSlow]

I usually rate myself reasonably highly on the "financial knowledge" scale, but I understood less than 25% of that. Guess I'll stick to basic shit like buying stock in companies I want to own and leave the rest to y'all.

[ercchry]

I usually rate myself reasonably highly on the "financial knowledge" scale, but I understood less than 25% of that. Guess I'll stick to basic shit like buying stock in companies I want to own and leave the rest to y'all.

That’s not have you get tendies bro!!!

[ExtraSlow]

I also don't know what tendies are. Is that some kinda Instagram thing? Fuck I am old.

[max_boost]

I'm with ExtraSlow lol I'll just stick to the basics and only risk what I have. You guys talking all advanced level Billions lingo.

[The_Rural_Juror]

I usually rate myself reasonably highly on the "financial knowledge" scale, but I understood less than 25% of that. Guess I'll stick to basic shit like buying stock in companies I want to own and leave the rest to y'all.

Dont worry. The 25% of it is probably the only part that makes sense.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Allow my autism to contribute by translating 1 month old options trader wallstreet bro here.


He had written contracts, aka sold them. This is some lvl 3 options shit, this requires margin.

Levels 1 to 4 are option approval levels granted to you. Higher levels = Riskier contracts.

92425

When you buy a contract, your risk is the losing the premium that you paid for it. When you sell (write) a contract, your risk could be the entire market value of the option (if selling a call) or theoretically unlimited (if selling a put). If you are buying, you are in a "long" position. If you are selling, you are in a "short" position. As you can see, you are allowed to write Covered Calls in Level 1. This is "safer" because you already own the stocks that you writing calls on. As you lose money on the call options, you gain on the underlying stocks that you own (it's not 1:1 but I need to clean more Haskayne toilets to get into that).


no 0DTE buying, and if you write contracts you must also buy the opposite contract (ie put vs call) you cannot exit the written contracts till you sell the covered buy... so no naked sells... naked sell on margin is when you can get a deep fucking.

0 Day To Expiry (DTE) are options that have an expiry date of less than one day. If you are long, you are buying bargain basement contracts hoping that the prices jump significantly in the trading session. If you are short, you are betting that doesn't happen and want to make a few extra dollars. Both valid strategies if you know what you are doing.

"Naked sells" means you are writing a contract without an offsetting position to limit your losses (ie. opposite of the Covered Call scenario above). Naked sell on margin...isn't the leverage that you are probably thinking. Every time you write an option, you are required to post margin (or collateral). This is a percentage of your position. If your position worsens to a certain point, you could get a "margin call" - basically the broker wants you to put more cash in your account against potential losses. Many brokers don't do that anymore and just sell your position when you are at the margin call level.

"Deep fucking" to me is when my bidet sprays right into the bullseye. Wallstreet bros have a much deeper interpretation.


Robin Hood since this has said they will restrict people from higher levels till proof of education, which is good

Education means little in trading. That's why you have Wallstreet bros spouting nonsense lining up to lick the nut sack of the one teenager who turned 300 into 9999999999 tendies overnight. Do you even CFA/FRM/CCCP, bro?


This also probably doesn’t effect many people in Canada as most will be using a registered account, which is cash

Registered account in Canada refers to TFSA, RRSP, LIRA, etc. You could write options in some accounts, but CRA will "deep fucking" you if you make too many transactions as those are supposed to be "savings and investment" accounts rather than "trading" accounts.


iron condors, which means no way to beat those damn broomsticks on witching weeks

Iron Condor is a trading strategy composed of two spreads (4 options) with the payoff diagram looking like a bird.

92426

"Witching weeks" means days where you have the regular options expiry dates lineup for multiple exchanges. Yesterday was a "quadruple witching" where you have a gangbang of options expiry dates. Volatility and volume tends to be higher on those dates. However, it isn't as big of a deal as people make it out to be if you already have a good strategy.


strangle broken even after taking a pounding on decay Wednesday/Thursday due to that flat fuckening

"Strangle" is another options strategy where you buy an out of the money (OTM) call and an OTM put because you don't know where the flat fuckening market is headed but think it's going to go somewhere magnificently like the diarrhea out of your asshole. The market has to move enough to cover the premiums that you paid on both options in order for you to make tendies - which is /r/wsb talk for ten dollar bills...or chicken tenders depending who you talk to.

"Decay" is time decay or "Theta". You lose a bit of value of the option as time approaches expiry if you are in a long position.

Basically buddy here didn't know where the market was headed, so he tried to play both sides because of he thought that he was going to get gangbanged by four Hermiones on Friday. So he bought short time to expiry options because long expirations are expensive. Friday came and went without the expected volatility and volume, so he was left holding a "flat fuckening" broomstick dildo as his two options expired worthless.

Hope that was helpful. Now I will return to cleaning skidmarks at the Geology faculty. Dumb jocks...

[BavarianBeast]

You forgot to explain tendies. They’re the most expensive item on the fast food menu, which becomes affordable once you trade stonk options. If you don’t trade options you can usually only afford nuggets.

Hope that helps.

[killramos]

Confirm nugget eater here

[ercchry]

Oh good, I have picked up on the new language sufficiently :rofl:

I must say a lot has changed since I gave it up after 2015’s “oil is totally going to be a v-recovery” BS... last banger... err... tendie I scored was a gold play during brexit!

[BavarianBeast]

Holly Madison is in. Tendies for the bulls next week

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/hcq1es/former_playboy_bunny_holly_madison_says_bulls/

[The_Rural_Juror]

I better ask my mom for an advance on my allowance so that I can put more 0DTE strangles on.

[ercchry]

I better ask my mom for an advance on my allowance so that I can put more 0DTE strangles on.

I’m not going to let you shame me into being a “responsible” “investor” ... it’s 2020, bullying is wrong mmmmkay :rofl:

And for the record it was a 3.5 day strangle that went sideways... the 0DTE put did save me though... well would have, sold early... again

[The_Rural_Juror]

You forgot to explain tendies.

I did, but I understand that you have the attention span of poultry from all the tendies you have been eating.

[The_Rural_Juror]

bullying is wrong mmmmkay :rofl:

That's what your brokerage account is trying to tell you.

[BavarianBeast]

You guys actually read posts on this forum?

[ercchry]

You guys actually read posts on this forum?

Only if they have small words in them... I read like I trade

[killramos]

You guys actually read posts on this forum?

I didn’t realize anyone on this forum could read...

[max_boost]

Allow my autism to contribute by translating 1 month old options trader wallstreet bro here.





You guys actually read posts on this forum?

I read all that but I didn't understand very much lol but it was funny. The_Rural_Juror has much to be proud of. What a gem of a poster. :love:

[ercchry]

I wish suntan would just start posting from his primary account again... or is suntan his alt account??? :rofl:

[bjstare]

I love this thread. Like every 6 months another wannabe finance hardo comes out of the woodwork. They never seem to last though; I assume it's because they all become too wealthy to waste time posting here, and are spending all their time partying with Dan Bilzerian.

[ercchry]

For the record I’m not giving advice, but please remember who you’re talking to... 2014 beyond challenge portfolio runner up!!! :rofl:

[max_boost]

For the record I’m not giving advice, but please remember who you’re talking to... 2014 beyond challenge portfolio runner up!!! :rofl:

The evolution of you lol from real estate investor to stock investor, I can't wait to see who you are tmr/future :love:

[killramos]

The evolution of you lol from real estate investor to stock investor, I can't wait to see who you are tmr/future :love:

Before long he will be zenops converting all of his assets into nickels

[ercchry]

Before long he will be zenops converting all of his assets into nickels

For suckers... I’ll be in the backyards of aspen and Mount Royal with a metal detector when the fiat system collapses :rofl:

[The_Rural_Juror]

I thought this was a loss porn thread?


I read all that but I didn't understand very much lol but it was funny. The_Rural_Juror has much to be proud of. What a gem of a poster. :love:

:love:

[ercchry]

Also the closest I’ve been to a CFA was inside one... she had a lot in common with an option contract as well. Highly volatile, and the entire experience expired worthless... but what a ride! :rofl:

[max_boost]

Pics :D

[The_Rural_Juror]

Also the closest I’ve been to a CFA was inside one... she had a lot in common with an option contract as well. Highly volatile, and the entire experience expired worthless... but what a ride! :rofl:

You would be enjoying girly drinks in your Aspen backyard had you married her.

[ercchry]

Pics :D

I really don’t want to find out we’re Eskimo brothers... so pass :rofl:

[max_boost]

You're good bro lol I don't chase degree holders :rofl:

[ercchry]

But seriously... how can you NOT toss some 89coupe worth of lunch money at some options when this is America... fucking Trump basically just told everyone that Boeing isn’t gonna fail. Say what you will about WSB... but pretty hilarious sometimes

92436

[BavarianBeast]

WSB is the best place on the Internet

[ExtraSlow]

Also the closest I’ve been to a CFA was inside one... she had a lot in common with an option contract as well. Highly volatile, and the entire experience expired worthless... but what a ride! :rofl:

Qft

[The_Rural_Juror]

Qft

That made no sense because higher volatility increases the value of the contract to the buyer. Just sayin. Should I turn my autism off now?

[ercchry]

That made no sense because higher volatility increases the value of the contract to the buyer. Just sayin. Should I turn my autism off now?

Not the volatility of the underlying security... the volatility of the contract, keep up!

[ExtraSlow]

That made no sense because higher volatility increases the value of the contract to the buyer. Just sayin. Should I turn my autism off now?

Qft

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Not the volatility of the underlying security... the volatility of the contract, keep up!

Qft

[The_Rural_Juror]

Qft

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Qft
Qft.

He hurts my brain. Make him stop.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Not the volatility of the underlying security... the volatility of the contract, keep up!

This also makes no sense.

The problem with glamorization of quick low information gains, based purely on luck, is that it encourages people to do the same. People are desperate in these times and it encourages them to buy low probability plays focusing solely on the potential rewards without acknowledging the risks involved. This is why people piled onto dumb plays like USO and HTZ. Turning a lot of everyday ExtraJoes into ExtraPo's.

I actually respect the people who post loss porn on wsb because they show the reality of what could happen. Sure, one could say that you only gamble what you can afford to lose - but that's super stupid without knowing what your probability of gains are. At least with 649, you know it's one in 13,983,816. If you are going to lose money, you "minus whale" donate to a charity, as opposed to an investment bank, or wait to bet on Buc games. At least you know that Tom's got a bum ankle and Gisele isn't pleased with moving to the mosquito infested armpit of America. Is Gronk really going to be able to take TE1 snaps after a year of snacking on Cheetos and TV appearances including this one?

8G9xq8tA2rs

[ercchry]

Wtf would you call something that can literally move 1000s of percents a day than volatile?! Now you’re just being obtuse for the sake of being an overly edumicated prick

This is no different than heading off to the casino, some people are hurting right now, others are saving hundreds a day on restaurants, bars, and parking. The markets are fucked, the volatility is comical, trump says the stupidest shit. Might as well strangle some shit. Minimal losses, unlimited gains as long as shit moves. This isn’t the long term, fixed income investing thread. It’s the short term thread, risk adjusted blah, blah, bullshit went out the window months ago, we’re about 2 months away from everyone’s saving being nationalized anyways. Might as well have some entertainment

[Buster]

Wtf would you call something that can literally move 1000s of percents a day than volatile?! Now you’re just being obtuse for the sake of being an overly edumicated prick

This is no different than heading off to the casino, some people are hurting right now, others are saving hundreds a day on restaurants, bars, and parking. The markets are fucked, the volatility is comical, trump says the stupidest shit. Might as well strangle some shit. Minimal losses, unlimited gains as long as shit moves. This isn’t the long term, fixed income investing thread. It’s the short term thread, risk adjusted blah, blah, bullshit went out the window months ago, we’re about 2 months away from everyone’s saving being nationalized anyways. Might as well have some entertainment

Everyone's savings being nationalized? You mean pensions or bank accounts?