My perception on Cars Vs. Girls

[epp01]

Just a little late night beyond ramble, this is a full honesty disclosure about why guys like me end up spending our extra money, time, and feelings in life on our cars.

The Car:

You pass her one day and check her out, at first you like the body and stop by. You find out she has low miles and only 1 previous owner, and your mind starts thinking to the first modifications I can do to make her my own.

The Girl:

Again, you notice the hott body and sure she looks clean and dent free, but there is no Carfax for this one. You take her word on being low mileage and that she has only had 2 previous owners.

The Car:

You get her home and pop the hood with intentions of doing work for the first time. Yea, your unfamiliar with the layout, you fumble around for a little, but she forgives you.

The Girl:

You try to "do work", she says, "no". The end.

The Car:

You pour your heart, soul, and time into her. You make mistakes, you break parts, you loose parts, but she is still there. You fix what you messed up, you dedicate yourself to her, and in return she is there and cooperates with you. Bolts loosen easily, parts align correctly, she runs smooth and you have the time of your life. She is the one for you. She makes other guys (and a few girls) jealous, your proud to show her off and take her out. You got lucky, from that first time you checked her out, you knew she was the one.

The Girl:

Again, you put your emotions in her, time, money, you dedicate yourself to her. You make mistakes, and when you realize what has happened she is already gone. You talk to her, you try to fix your mistakes, you try to tighten up loose end, you try to prove that the mistakes and broken parts were an accident, but she doesn't care. You take her out once or twice and spend more money, more feelings, more of your soul on her, she still doesn't care. The next time you see her, she is making you jealous. She is out with others, where she should be with you instead. You think back to the first time you looked at her, and still to this day think she is the one.

The Car:

Running smooth.

The Girl:

Running Loose.

[Jlude]

Uhhh... that wasn't bad if you wrote it yourself... but you did go a little whiney at the end? Are ya feelin' hurt big fella?

Bottom line... cars are better than women.

[rockanrepublic]

ahhahaha:clap:

[Ben]

Ah yes, but does your car wake you up with your cock in it's intake as a nice little "Good Morning"? A Car might give you a hard on, but a girl knows just how to deal with it.

Girl > Car.

Plus Girls have Sideboob, cars do not.

Like finding that "Great Car", you can find that "Great Girl". I feel sorry for anyone who's in a relationship with someone like the above.

hahaha.

Anyways, I know it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously.

[240bsxed]

hahaha so true... good post :thumbsup:

[Civ2NR]

Why put so much effort into a girl that doesn't care? If you ever get back together she's got you by the balls.

Sounds like your girl is a real lemon. Time to trade in on a better model.

[slinkie]

nobody cares

[Jlude]

Originally posted by slinkie
nobody cares

I care a little bit

[TomcoPDR]

Ok I'll play.

The car:
You stick ur dick in her tailpipe, it comes out black.

The girl:
You stick ur dick in her shitpipe, it comes out black

The car:
Her weight doesn't change no matter how much you feed her. (fuel empty to fuel full range)

The girl:
She eats and eats and eats

The car:
You can go pickup hoes with her

The girl:
She is

[epp01]

No it wasn't, haha. I've finally found a great girl, but I've defiantly had girls like I wrote above.

[DannyO]

Originally posted by Ben
Ah yes, but does your car wake you up with your cock in it's intake as a nice little "Good Morning"? A Car might give you a hard on, but a girl knows just how to deal with it.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thats sig material.

[rockanrepublic]

Originally posted by DannyO


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thats sig material.
hahah yea good shit

[A790]

Originally posted by DannyO


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thats sig material.



Originally posted by rockanrepublic

hahah yea good shit

Yet neither one of you sig'd it....
:poosie:

[yipb]

Originally posted by A790




Originally posted by DannyO


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thats sig material.


Originally posted by rockanrepublic

hahah yea good shit

Yet neither one of you sig'd it....
:poosie:

now that's sig material


edit: how do u put sigs?

[rockanrepublic]

Originally posted by A790





Yet neither one of you sig'd it....
:poosie:

yea well just to show you i did it!

[DannyO]

I would put it in, sub my sig is at almost full size, any bigger and it would be too big, I mainly said it to see if someone else would throw it in there sig so it can be seen now and then for a good laugh. :D

^Looks like someones already done it, :rofl: right on.

[gqmw]

Originally posted by Ben
Ah yes, but does your car wake you up with your cock in it's intake as a nice little "Good Morning"? A Car might give you a hard on, but a girl knows just how to deal with it.


LOL golden

Pretty good post OP since you wrote it yourself. :thumbsup:

[Phenix]

Originally posted by Ben
Ah yes, but does your car wake you up with your cock in it's intake as a nice little "Good Morning"? A Car might give you a hard on, but a girl knows just how to deal with it.



Ture, but she could be a whore and be with other guys all the time and lie.

Cars don't lie

[Ben]

Originally posted by Phenix
Originally posted by Ben
Ah yes, but does your car wake you up with your cock in it's intake as a nice little "Good Morning"? A Car might give you a hard on, but a girl knows just how to deal with it.



Ture, but she could be a whore and be with other guys all the time and lie.

Cars don't lie


Again, that goes back to my original comment, if you've found the right girl, you wont have that problem. Just like if you find the right car, you wont have a plethora of mechanical issues and the steering wont be loose and the clutch wont be worn.

[Phenix]

so ture

[Boost Infested]

you can't ride'r hard and put it away wet... if its your car.

:D

[VOLODYMYR]

Great post! :drama:

[hands..off]

What if its a girl who likes cars just as much as the guy?
Still a lose- lose?

[max_boost]

Originally posted by hands..off
What if its a girl who likes cars just as much as the guy?
Still a lose- lose?

- - = +

You women are going to hate me for saying this but for us guys, women are no different than cars.

In the beginning everything is great, everything is new but over time it starts to break down and requires maintenance. Maintenance=Time=Money. The longer you keep it, the worse it gets usually haha

So one man's trash is another man's gold, he gets rid of the car or you and hooks up with something different or newer to meet his evolving needs, that is until the day comes again where he moves on. But sometimes it's hard to break up so to make it easier:

If you want a gf, you lease your cars.
If you want a wife, you finance it.

Did any of that make any sense? :rofl:

[beyond_ban]

While i found it a fairly funny read, can you switch cars as easily as you can girls? (max_boost, please don't reply) Don't pour all that emotion shit into a girl, instead extract what you need as a man. Your going about it all the wrong way, be the "douche" and reap the reward.

Sure my car can give me butterflies, but it can't make my toes curl up and cause me to make sounds only an extra terrestrial could understand.

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by hands..off
What if its a girl who likes cars just as much as the guy?
Still a lose- lose?


The problem is that they are generally a bit skankier and of the attention whore variety.

[shakalaka]

So true!

The Girl:

Again, you put your emotions in her, time, money, you dedicate yourself to her. You make mistakes, and when you realize what has happened she is already gone. You talk to her, you try to fix your mistakes, you try to tighten up loose end, you try to prove that the mistakes and broken parts were an accident, but she doesn't care. You take her out once or twice and spend more money, more feelings, more of your soul on her, she still doesn't care. The next time you see her, she is making you jealous. She is out with others, where she should be with you instead. You think back to the first time you looked at her, and still to this day think she is the one.


:(

[max_boost]

Originally posted by shakalaka
So true!

The Girl:

Again, you put your emotions in her, time, money, you dedicate yourself to her. You make mistakes, and when you realize what has happened she is already gone. You talk to her, you try to fix your mistakes, you try to tighten up loose end, you try to prove that the mistakes and broken parts were an accident, but she doesn't care. You take her out once or twice and spend more money, more feelings, more of your soul on her, she still doesn't care. The next time you see her, she is making you jealous. She is out with others, where she should be with you instead. You think back to the first time you looked at her, and still to this day think she is the one.


:(

Oh brother. As Darkane says, STAY STRONG! and let me add, AND MOVE THE FUCK ALONG.

:D

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by beyond_ban

Sure my car can give me butterflies, but it can't make my toes curl up and cause me to make sounds only an extra terrestrial could understand.

You'd change your mind if you drove my cobra or lemans car :rofl:

Stab the throttle and be all like 'grahasdfhasfhasfhashfsa' :drool:

[scat19]

Why are you in this thread 2efn? Have you ever had a chance to talk to a girl IRL? :poosie: :rofl:

[strong]

Canidate for the best thread so far this year :thumbsup:

[94boosted]

Originally posted by max_boost



If you want a gf, you lease your cars.
If you want a wife, you finance it.




:rofl: :rofl: Money

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by scat19
Why are you in this thread 2efn? Have you ever had a chance to talk to a girl IRL? :poosie: :rofl:

they all be pretty scary IRL :(

[Shlade]

hahahaha thats gold

2EFN Bring our ur lemans or cobra to a cruise this year with yer High School girls!

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by Shlade
hahahaha thats gold

2EFN Bring our ur lemans or cobra to a cruise this year with yer High School girls!

hey hey now; I don't know why you guys keep bringing up the high school girls - I don't just selecively target them you know.....I just set the age cap at 26, that's all. :angel:

[FraserB]

Originally posted by 2EFNFAST


hey hey now; I don't know why you guys keep bringing up the high school girls - I don't just selecively target them you know.....I just set the age cap at 26, that's all. :angel:

Every time you get a year older, does the age cap go up a year or down a year?

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by FraserB


Every time you get a year older, does the age cap go up a year or down a year?

neither - it stabilizes there.:angel:

[derek_k]

usually when you have a girl that will care for you like you care for your car, she doesn't look half as good as your car

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by 2EFNFAST


You'd change your mind if you drove my cobra or lemans car :rofl:

Stab the throttle and be all like 'grahasdfhasfhasfhashfsa' :drool:

Is that an offer? :D

[shakalaka]

Originally posted by max_boost


Oh brother. As Darkane says, STAY STRONG! and let me add, AND MOVE THE FUCK ALONG.

:D


lol only if it was that easy haha

But i shall get there one day...hopefully.

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by beyond_ban


Is that an offer? :D

Only if you bring a non-refundable deposit of 2x the car's appraised value - you throw it into a ditch, you've bought it :rofl:

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by 2EFNFAST


Only if you bring a non-refundable deposit of 2x the car's appraised value - you throw it into a ditch, you've bought it :rofl:

Non-refundable deposit? :( Doesn't that mean that i have bought it anyways? LOL

[Boostzilla]

Originally posted by Ben

Like finding that "Great Car", you can find that "Great Girl". I feel sorry for anyone who's in a relationship with someone like the above.



+1

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by beyond_ban


Non-refundable deposit? :( Doesn't that mean that i have bought it anyways? LOL

Drat, I see you read the fine-print for my 'if I'm letting you test drive it, you're buying it' sales method :nut:

Well played sir, well played.

[Canmorite]

Either way, both are huge money pits. I'll go with what Rage said and just lease :rofl: