http://omegle.com/

[Big_Fat]

soo funny great when ur pissed

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: you ok
You: i like to suck my own knee... is that wrong?
Stranger: i tell you somin that wrong i found pics of my milf mum in underwear and had a bash
You: who wouldn't? she's alright for a fattie
Stranger: shes fit trust me
You: She snores. I had to kick her out of bed last night
Stranger: look mate take the piss hwos the one who has a milf mum to stare at
You: she told me you pissed the bed until you were 24
Stranger: im 17
You: ah sorry mate
You: she was talking about the son she wanted
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

u just talk to random strangers lol

[snoop101]

You know your bored when..............................


Originally posted by Big_Fat
soo funny great when ur pissed

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: you ok
You: i like to suck my own knee... is that wrong?
Stranger: i tell you somin that wrong i found pics of my milf mum in underwear and had a bash
You: who wouldn't? she's alright for a fattie
Stranger: shes fit trust me
You: She snores. I had to kick her out of bed last night
Stranger: look mate take the piss hwos the one who has a milf mum to stare at
You: she told me you pissed the bed until you were 24
Stranger: im 17
You: ah sorry mate
You: she was talking about the son she wanted
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

u just talk to random strangers lol

[nonlinear]

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Do you smoke weed?

...

[n1zm0]

Stranger: YO YO YO ITS TYRONE
You: ahahha
Stranger: asl?
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: fine
You: dont be a loser
You: get a gf
Stranger: k

keep hitting refresh and count how many desperate guys on there say 'horny male i have a cam' lol hilarious this website

[Hakkola]

Is this a repost? Reminds me of something posted a couple months ago, may have been different though. :dunno:

[Mibz]

Yeah, it's a repost.

EDIT: Oh shit, -I- posted it, ha.
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/258453/omegle/

[Big_Fat]

tranger: hi
Stranger: :\
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: :|
You: great hbu?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: how was ur day sweety ? ;)
You: pretty good hbu
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: Guy :\
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: :O
Stranger: wht?
You: me too
Stranger: :(
Stranger: why u r chatting with me?
You: ur the one who called me sweety
You: god damn creep
Stranger: okay,, i was trying my chance :P
Stranger: where're u from then?
You: creepy
Stranger: hey,, honey cool down :\
You: ur fuckin creepin me out man
Stranger: come on a little me ,, be quite
Stranger: and u have to know with WHO U R TALKIN!!
You: ... wtf man
Stranger: i know my destiny to chat with u right now
Stranger: and fight U
Stranger: to heal ya
You: wtf ok then
Stranger: hey hey ,, don't make me angry!!
Stranger: other wise i'll through u and ur comp out of the service for ever!!
You: ur fuckin creepy dude
You have disconnected.

[Big_Fat]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: m for milf

[adidas]

You: fuck it
Stranger: Hey, My name is Anal, it's pronounced AH NEL
You: ive had it jane
You: u go around fucking all these guys
You: that doesnt sit right with me
Stranger: No... You have me confused
Stranger: my names anal.
You: i dont, dont lie to me jane
You: i know your fucking with me
You: u were always a lieing bitch
Stranger: I'm not jane.
You: i fucking hated you since day 1
Stranger: Its Anal. A-N-A-L
You: fuck you piss me off
You: i wish i would of never met you
Stranger: Anal
You: you fucking whore
Stranger: anal
You: im gonna get back at you for this
You: JANE UR A FUCKING WHORE FUCK
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Stranger: My name is anal
Stranger: i live in cali
Stranger: im 17
You: you have ruined my life
You: i wanna slap you on the fucking head
You: so all the cum you swallowed through the years that wasnt mine can come out
Stranger: Did jane hurt you?
You: you are fucking janne
You: dont fucking lie to me
Stranger: no
Stranger: its anal
You: its jane
You: fuck
You: ur such a fucking liar god i hate you
Stranger: im gonna go dude lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[katt]

Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 24/f/vancouver bc you
Stranger: 18 m usa
Stranger: hows it goin?
You: alright. not much to do here.
You: do you like to party?
Stranger: ya sure partying is awesome.. do you?
You: Yeah, what kind of music do you listen to?
Stranger: i like pretty much anything.. what about you?
You: Anything, hmm? Do you like to get wild at partys?
Stranger: haha ya.. whats youre definition of wild???
Stranger: ??
You: you know, take someone home, smother them in mayonaise and braid our pubes together. i love hairy men. do you have a hairy back?
Stranger: ya i love hairy girls
You: would you braid my backhair while i rubbed lard on your balls?
You: that gets me so hot
Stranger: sure thing perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


It's hard to get people to admit to stupid things. = \