What kind of music do BMW douchebags listen to?

[rage2]

So having a lunch discussion, and we have no clue what kind of music the typical douchebag listens to. Since I have no friends that are douches, I have no clue. Any one have an answer?

[scat19]

I listen to house, dance, trance.

[sputnik]

The stuff that the rest of us grew out of in high school.

[Carl64]

House, dance, trance, maybe some Jonas Brothers for good measure. Backstreet boys, nsync. I was beside this guy in Edmonton in a mustang with the windows down POUNDING some girly lovey crap once. Was hilarious.

[benyl]

Spice Girls!!!!!

oh and Paris Hilton.

[Jlude]

Kings of Leon, The Game, Jay-Z, Blind Melon, Drake, Led Zepplin, Soundgarden...

[n1zm0]

depends if you're a euro douchebag, E.I/middle eastern douchebag or a homegrown one, the couple of polish friends of mine who drive GTIs and 3 series go full out euro dance, the neighbors across the street are sikhs, he pumps gangster punjabi (hes even so douchebag one day i saw him painting his front calipers with red testors model paint and a paint brush, ..through the spokes) edit: i just forgot the other day he smartened up and jacked the car up and took off the rear wheels to paint those calipers.

i think homegrowns do the rap/house/progressive trance thing. :dunno:

forgot the asian douchebag, more often than not from HK.. so.. cantopop? :rofl:

[ringer]

I'm going to say "club" music, the kind of music they play at nightclubs.

[JfuckinC]

i used to pump hardcore/scremo out of mine :poosie: :poosie:

[stevieo]

didn't your buddy pump tupac in his? haha
or was it a BMW...i forgot now

[scat19]

I was born in Britian, house music is accepted way more there than here, and mainstream on the radios.

House music is not to be confused with "club music" Club music is some bad dj putting two songs together and thinks it sounds ok.

House is a style of EDM. :)

[JAYMEZ]

I listen to House/Trance and that type of stuff.


Born in UK too lol

[Masked Bandit]

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[cocoabrova]

mostly R & B/rap here with the occasional reggaeton and reggae shiz. Once in awhile I'll turn on CJAY or JackFM if I feel like rockin out, or X92.9 if I feel like killing someone, or country if I feel like killing myself:thumbsup:

[brownboi]

brown music? :dunno: hahahaha

[95EagleAWD]

Rock and roll.

[1-Bar]

vibe 98.5 :D

[KrisYYC]

I listen to House/Trance and Dance (along with other genres) but I don't drive a BMW. Perhaps one is in my future. My Eurobag friends got me into it, as well as my British ex girlfriend.


What do the pick-up truck douchebags listen too? Nickelback etc?

[cjay^]

Yeah I would guess house/trance for the douchebags in training (20-30yr old BMW drivers) and once they have graduated into full douchebags it can vary.

JDM douchebags on the other hand prefer rap that rattles the fuck out of their 20 year old cars falling apart interior.

[masoncgy]

Aren't they too busy smelling their own farts to listen to music?

[wintonyk]

today m3 cabriolet was listening to phil collins going down crowchild

[cet]

Originally posted by JAYMEZ
I listen to House/Trance and that type of stuff.


Born in UK too lol

That makes 3 of us :)

[G-ZUS]

Originally posted by masoncgy
Aren't they too busy smelling their own farts to listen to music?

How do they smell their own farts when their shit dont stink?

[masoncgy]

Originally posted by G-ZUS


How do they smell their own farts when their shit dont stink?

Exactly... it don't stink... apparently it's wonderful... just like the owner...

*sniff* mmm mmm ;)

[DonJuan]

Hey Rage, what do you listen to?

There is your answer.

:rofl:

[/troll]

[SI_futbol]

I'm gonna say electro, not jus cause i do, but i've heard other e46 douches blarring it.

[Kavy]

I listen to old school hiphop and adult contemp, coldplay etc.

Occasionally i toss some Manson in when ever i see another douche bag just to thrown off the stereotype.

House will never play in a vehicle i own nor a friends vehicle i am a passenger in. Im not implying that house music is bad, just implying its gay.

[colt22]

I listen to hardcore and metal and people think I am a massive douche bag.

[aram1000]

so what kind of music do non douchebag's listen to? indie rock? :dunno:

[mowglee]

douche bags listen to cool gangster music like t-pain and lil wanye. music that makes them look gangster while wearing their ed hardy shirts and true religions.

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by mowglee
douche bags listen to cool gangster music like t-pain and lil wanye. music that makes them look gangster while wearing their ed hardy shirts and true religions.

Lol at the Ed Hardy and True Religion comment. Sorry im not a fan of 725 originals and kirkland signature :devil:

[roopi]

Originally posted by rage2
So having a lunch discussion, and we have no clue what kind of music the typical douchebag listens to. Since I have no friends that are douches, I have no clue. Any one have an answer?

You're the quickest douche so what's on your playlist? :D

[BokCh0y]

Drake..cuz after i pop my collars on my pink lacoste shirt and rip down a 50 zone at 150, i can make your pussy whistle.

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by mowglee
douche bags listen to cool gangster music like t-pain and lil wanye. music that makes them look gangster while wearing their ed hardy shirts and true religions.

Lil Wayne :barf:

It does bear some truth since there are a lot of frosted tip guys who attempt to look gangsta as described above. Also, add wearing designer sunglasses inside.

[VaN_HaMMeRSTeiN]

Let it be said that whenever any music at all is played inside any model of BMW it will be considered douche music.
If no music is playing then the nothingness will be nothingness of douche.

[Disoblige]

^^^ That's would make it fun for BMW owners then.

They'll see someone play a song in their car, and then drive up next to them and blast the same song while smiling at them since they know they have the power to define what's douche music.

[Jeremiah]

I don't understand the Drake hate? Why judge someone for listening to music they enjoy while driving.

[JordanLotoski]

I listen to Carly on 92.9:thumbsup:

[whiskas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfXqt0PuHQk

'Nuff said.

[XylathaneGTR]

Originally posted by Disoblige
It does bear some truth since there are a lot of frosted tip guys who attempt to look gangsta as described above. Also, add wearing designer sunglasses inside.
Hey man...we're getting around to tinting our windshields okay?! Give it a break!!

[97'Scort]

If I posted my iPod playlist, you'd all go blind.

[Numi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocJcrhGGzaY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRgXu65oqso&feature=related

[Graham_A_M]

Children of Bodom, and other melodic metal.

I listen to some trance, R&B other stuff...
Some Usher, some top 40, a lot of club music as well... :dunno:

Not really douche stuff per se'.

[C4S]

Chinese songs from the 90's ?? :dunno:

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by scat19
I was born in Britian, house music is accepted way more there than here, and mainstream on the radios.

House music is not to be confused with "club music" Club music is some bad dj putting two songs together and thinks it sounds ok.

House is a style of EDM. :)


There are LOADS of bad house dj's that do the same thing... :rolleyes:

[katt]

I love house. Good thing I don't drive a BMW or I'd really be in trouble!

[illtim3d]

techno viking

[Kardon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cKNR3yLM0A

[Kobe]

do u all drive bmws?

[Graham_A_M]

^ no I just like to say I do.

Mad internet cr3d y0!!!11

[sexualbanana]

I like how everyone is admitting they're BMW driving douche bags. lol

[goat_killer]

JordanEG6 + 335i= Taylor Swift

GOD I wish I was kidding. :thumbsdow

[TorqueDog]

Seether is my #1. Lots of old school early-mid 90s grunge, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains. Stone Temple Pilots have always been a favorite. Queen, Van Halen (the D.L.R. years), KISS...

[bituerbo]

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Track one of ALL my mix CD's to put on when I get pulled over.

[97'Scort]

Originally posted by sexualbanana
I like how everyone is admitting they're BMW driving douche bags. lol
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem :D

[nonlinear]

probably DJ AM.

[sh0ko]

this guido was rippin round the coach hill pizza 73 once in his sl55 amg.... unfortunately the guy looked like ur typical roid head and was blasting "PINK that stupid we're gonna start a fight song"

and i mean he was BLASTTINGGG it in his convertible. enuf that i could hear it inside my car windows/doors closed....

[Tomaz]

MC Mario!!! Yeah!

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by Tomaz
MC Mario!!! Yeah!

A little Chris Shepard, too? lol

[Dave P]

Originally posted by bituerbo
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haha first song that came to my mind as well

[95teetee]

Originally posted by Carl64
I was beside this guy in Edmonton in a mustang with the windows down POUNDING some girly lovey crap once. Was hilarious. My boss and I were working on a house a few weeks ago, and a guy who used to work with us drives by (mid-50's, drives a Solstice) with Britney Spears absolutely cranked. If that wasn't funny enough, I saw him a couple days later and this time it was 'Physical' by Olivia Newton John:rofl:

[lil*tymer]

T-Pain, anything with a vocoder, various r&b. And then there is a overlooked, underrated douche, but equally as appalling. These tend to listen to New Rock/country such as big & rich, but they slip under the radar for some reason... wait thats almost everyone in Calgary during the stampede ahhh yes the drugstore cowboy in his BMW... Douche!

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by nonlinear
probably DJ AM.

Who passed away recently. R.I.P.

How's DJ AM's music for douchebags? You wanna throw in DJ Jazzy Jeff and Travis Barker too?

[zipdoa]

Originally posted by JordanEG6


Who passed away recently. R.I.P.

How's DJ AM's music for douchebags? You wanna throw in DJ Jazzy Jeff and Travis Barker too?

ya travis' new shit is for douchebags. his drumsticks on the otherhand can take a beating, so i guess the name is good for something.

[kerry]

Originally posted by rage2
So having a lunch discussion, and we have no clue what kind of music the typical douchebag listens to. Since I have no friends that are douches, I have no clue. Any one have an answer?

You could've asked me boss. I'm obviously a douche.

[Gman.45]

While walkikng to the Subway near my place at Heritage/Fairmont, I guy drove by in his 3 series eyeballing me while blasting Lady GAGA. Of course I instantly thought of this thread and burst out laughing.