403Gemini
11-09-2003, 01:31 AM
oh wow now im pissed off
http://www.brokennewz.com/images2/matrixending.jpg
Wachowski Calls Confused Matrix Fans a Success
5/29/2003 - Tad Hayworth
In a stroke of economic brilliance, the producers of Matrix: Reloaded admit that they included the incoherent last 15 minutes of the film in order to entice viewers to see the movie again.
"What the hell? I got a 1370 on my SATs and I have no idea what the ending meant. They should have had a karate fight between Neo and the Architect," said viewer Seth Moor, as he exited the Germantown, Maryland Theater where he saw the film.
"In our pre-release projections we discovered that adding the Architect character increased repeat ticket buyers by at least 400%," said producer Andy Wachowski. "It was the most successful confusing ending since 'Apocalypse Now.'"
"Causality, Free Will, Determinism. I just threw darts at the glossary of my freshman year Intro to Philosophy textbook."
granted a fight between neo and the architect woulda been fuckin stupid this pisses me off they did this on purpose...
http://www.brokennewz.com/images2/matrixending.jpg
Wachowski Calls Confused Matrix Fans a Success
5/29/2003 - Tad Hayworth
In a stroke of economic brilliance, the producers of Matrix: Reloaded admit that they included the incoherent last 15 minutes of the film in order to entice viewers to see the movie again.
"What the hell? I got a 1370 on my SATs and I have no idea what the ending meant. They should have had a karate fight between Neo and the Architect," said viewer Seth Moor, as he exited the Germantown, Maryland Theater where he saw the film.
"In our pre-release projections we discovered that adding the Architect character increased repeat ticket buyers by at least 400%," said producer Andy Wachowski. "It was the most successful confusing ending since 'Apocalypse Now.'"
"Causality, Free Will, Determinism. I just threw darts at the glossary of my freshman year Intro to Philosophy textbook."
granted a fight between neo and the architect woulda been fuckin stupid this pisses me off they did this on purpose...