if u had 1 hour to live what would u do?

[Big_Fat]

if u had 1 hour to live what would u do?

[HyperZell]

Post about it on Beyond.

[Pollywog]

Many things that would put me in jail for life otherwise. Totally fun times though.

[Big_Fat]

Originally posted by Pollywog
Many things that would put me in jail for life otherwise. Totally fun times though.

haha me too

[GQBalla]

Originally posted by Pollywog
Many things that would put me in jail for life otherwise. Totally fun times though.

werd

[msommers]

Originally posted by Pollywog
Many things that would put me in jail for life otherwise. Totally fun times though.

:thumbsup:

[sputnik]

spend it with my family

[Vagabond142]

Pick up my shotgun, get some pills, take as many of the fucking zombies with me -_-

;)

[Tik-Tok]

An hour isn't much time. Think about it, just to jump in your car, and get to where you were going would take 15 minutes +.

I'd probably just go get my wife, bring her to the park near her work, and go at it like rabbits.

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
An hour isn't much time. Think about it, just to jump in your car, and get to where you were going would take 15 minutes +.

I'd probably just go get my wife, bring her to the park near her work, and go at it like rabbits. What are you going to do with the remaining 44 minutes?

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
What are you going to do with the remaining 44 minutes?

Cuddle :rofl:

[Isaiah]

Dress in my best suit and engage in a (safe) police pursuit avoiding all surface streets. On the 59 minute 45 second mark, pull over safely, exit my vehicle and die gracefully on the pavement on live TV.

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Cuddle :rofl: :rofl: Well played, sir.

[JAYMEZ]

Hmmm one hour... Probably sex with 3 girls :thumbsup:

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Cuddle :rofl:

:rofl: good one.

idk what i'd do, definitely need a fast car to do my 1 hour goodbyes/sexins and why the hell nots, so first stop would be an exotic car sales store, with or without a gun, i'm taking something..

[ExtraSlow]

two girls at the same time.

[mdeluxe]

Originally posted by HyperZell
Post about it on Beyond.

:thumbsup:

[scat19]

Find a set of hot asian twin girls.

Or, grand theft auto style around the city

[BokCh0y]

An hour hey....

Pound 2 chicks at once and donkey punch them both. Then afterwards i'd take out everyone that ever pissed me off haha.

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
two girls at the same time.

AS fun as that sounds and is, i would want to do something new that i dont already do on a regular basis ;)

First stop would probably be ZR Auto or the new Bentley dealership (for the DBS, or perhaps the Spyker..) then who the hell knows from there.

[scat19]

Originally posted by BokCh0y
Then afterwards i'd take out everyone that ever pissed me off haha.


That'd be tough. Mini-vans, trucks, soccer moms, blind old people, white sunglass douchebags, stupid lean's in rice rockets, rice rockets, anyone with HID in their halogens. That's just the road portion.

Then the idiots at atm's, wait... this is turning into the pet peeve thread.

[Tik-Tok]

So everyone who's planning on getting 2 girls, or getting a fun car... once again... think about it. Can you REALLY get those, and have enough time to enjoy it, with only an HOUR to live.

I'm sure ZR, and any high end dealership is going to have enough security that you just can't run up, punch someone in the face, and get the keys.

Also, I think it'd be a little tough to find 2 girls and convince them to have a 3-way in less then an hour, unless it's something that's already part of your life, lol.

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by scat19



That'd be tough. Mini-vans, trucks, soccer moms, blind old people, white sunglass douchebags, stupid lean's in rice rockets, rice rockets, anyone with HID in their halogens. That's just the road portion.

Then the idiots at atm's, wait... this is turning into the pet peeve thread.

HAHAHA

K i'll rephrase. I'd take out only certains ones that i can reach within 45 minutes. I woulda spent the first 15 minutes donkey punching two chicks at once and doing ATM to both of them.

[3g4u]

http://www.mobygames.com/images/i/06/43/181943.png

[spike98]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
So everyone who's planning on getting 2 girls, or getting a fun car... once again... think about it. Can you REALLY get those, and have enough time to enjoy it, with only an HOUR to live.

I'm sure ZR, and any high end dealership is going to have enough security that you just can't run up, punch someone in the face, and get the keys.

Also, I think it'd be a little tough to find 2 girls and convince them to have a 3-way in less then an hour, unless it's something that's already part of your life, lol.

You could play the pitty card! I am sure i know of 2 girls somewhere that would have sex with me if they knew i was dying in an hour. That or pay for it! You dying and a good drain of the bank account is only an ATM away!

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
So everyone who's planning on getting 2 girls, or getting a fun car... once again... think about it. Can you REALLY get those, and have enough time to enjoy it, with only an HOUR to live.

I'm sure ZR, and any high end dealership is going to have enough security that you just can't run up, punch someone in the face, and get the keys.

Also, I think it'd be a little tough to find 2 girls and convince them to have a 3-way in less then an hour, unless it's something that's already part of your life, lol.

While i do consider my arms to be guns, a situation like this would be made a lot easier with a real one. Security is nothing that a 12 gauge wont take care of... Speaking of ZR, i went in recently and his Enzo was there in the back. The head mechanic let me walk back and check it out and he had an FXX conversion done to it so now it has the FXX engine pushing something like 800 hp and the FXX rear piece which re routes the exhaust through where the tail lights used to be. It's pretty sexy, minus the gay ass ZR decals he put on it. So in a nutshell, grab 12 gauge pump, drive to ZR, hold said 12 gauge to mechanics head, take Enzo, enjoy best 40 minutes of my life, die while still driving, with more then likely 10+ cops somewhere lost in my exhaust fumes.

EDIT: THIS IS PURELY HYPOTHETICAL, WITH NO INTENT TO EVER ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH WITH WHAT WAS SAID.

[2BLUE]

Originally posted by Isaiah
Dress in my best suit and engage in a (safe) police pursuit avoiding all surface streets. On the 59 minute 45 second mark, pull over safely, exit my vehicle and die gracefully on the pavement on live TV.

This is the best one!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[turbotrip]

Pray

[ragu]

Crank part 1.....

[alloroc]

Originally posted by Big_Fat
if u had 1 hour to live what would u do?

You have a sister?
:angel:

[Rstar]

get drunk and do some drugs while fornicating

[alloroc]

Originally posted by alloroc


You have a sister?
:angel:

^ Jokes aside

I would honestly probably spend the first 55 minutes of it playing soccer with my son or giving him every piece of 'life advice' I can in that time frame then the last five hugging both him and my wife until I go.

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by alloroc


^ Jokes aside

I would honestly probably spend the first 55 minutes of it playing soccer with my son or giving him every piece of 'life advice' I can in that time frame then the last five hugging both him and my wife until I go.

Awwww thats touching, i guess there is hope for the human race after all.

[JAYMEZ]

Not gunna lie , some of you guys need to be careful with what youve said LOL. And whats with the 2 girls.. Whats wrong with 3 or 4 , geeze , be selfish .. your dieing here.

[ExtraSlow]

I don't want three or four girls, they'd probably just ahng out talking or something. Two means I can hold one hand over each mouth.

[Disoblige]

Probably kill everyone in my apartment that piss me off over the years. :poosie:

[TDFTW]

I'd carjack a tractor trailer carrying two tanks of gasoline. Then I'd proceed to hit deerfoot at around 5pm on a friday long weekend, I'd plow through cars, take an offramp, and then drive off the bridge back into deerfoot, creating an extremely large explosion when the tanker hits the ground.

Epic Win

[97'Scort]

Call the parents, nail this girl I have a thing for, and die on the beach watching the waves while smoking a cigar with a glass of bourbon.

[Vagabond142]

Fuck the whole 2 girls thing... like I said, I would take out as many of the zombies as I could! >:D

[codo]

Have sex with my girlfriend and die on top of her, that way I know I wouldn't be forgotten for a long time to come.

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by codo
Have sex with my girlfriend and die on top of her, that way I know I wouldn't be forgotten for a long time to come.

LOL.

[Sasuke_Kensai]

Originally posted by codo
Have sex with my girlfriend and die on top of her, that way I know I wouldn't be forgotten for a long time to come.

Jackass post FTW!! :bigpimp:

I'd have to say, I'd do one of those damn mushy things with girlfriend, or family. The other things just aren't plausible given the timeframe. As someone said, it takes 15 minutes just to get out of the damn house lol.

[JimmyJones]

1 hour left until my death...
Sure, I'm gonna waste a lot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath, I know exactly where I'm going, but I'ma send them there first And with the shit that I be doing, I'ma send them there worse I've been living with a curse, and now it's all about to end But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like 3 buildings on Wall Street into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever but this wasn't fame

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

I would probably spend the time with my parents and my good friends, then maybe go for a crazy drive the last 5 or so minutes. I always wanted to play F and F on city streets...

[boarderfatty]

I would go to school just to hand out candy, make up for all those times I lied about only offering them candy lollipops

[copynpaste]

Go rob a bank. I've always wanted to do this.

[7thgenvic]

Rent a private jet...Get some hooks....Fuck em...and then fly the jet into the "welcome to Edmonton" sign..

[nonlinear]

Originally posted by JimmyJones
1 hour left until my death...
Sure, I'm gonna waste a lot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath, I know exactly where I'm going, but I'ma send them there first And with the shit that I be doing, I'ma send them there worse I've been living with a curse, and now it's all about to end But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like 3 buildings on Wall Street into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever but this wasn't fame

please, keep the day job.

[szw]

If I was given 1 hour, there is a good chance I'm going to die stuck in traffic on the highway getting to wherever I wanted to go.

[top_speed]

i would uppercut a waiter in red lobster and donkey punch 5 bitches coming after me from the bank...pop pop pop

[Jeremiah]

Whats with all the violence and murder?

You guys are fucked

[Shunsui]

Originally posted by JimmyJones
1 hour left until my death...
Sure, I'm gonna waste a lot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath, I know exactly where I'm going, but I'ma send them there first And with the shit that I be doing, I'ma send them there worse I've been living with a curse, and now it's all about to end But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like 3 buildings on Wall Street into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever but this wasn't fame

Ahhh I was gonna post this lol, that's exactly how I'd go out.

[Masked Bandit]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
Rent a private jet...Get some hooks....Fuck em...and then fly the jet into the "welcome to Edmonton" sign..


I like the Edmonton sign best.


lines of coke off a hooker's bare ass.

[Tomaz]

Do my buddies sister and this other girl at the same time (should only take 5 mins each).

Visit my family

Drive FnF style to the airport

Jump out of a plane from 10,000ft. No parachute. Feel the world around you as you fall.

[Boat]

Not sure, probably something sappy,

edit: Tomaz beat me to it :poosie:

[stealth]

Pray.

[natejj]

Dota

[2Valve0]

bitch that i was going to die

[pf0sh0]

Starcraft

[Old Snake]

Originally posted by Jeremiah
Whats with all the violence and murder?

You guys are fucked
:werd:

To all the people who were gonna take other people down with them; I hope you drop dead soon before you take other people to die with you.

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Jeremiah
Whats with all the violence and murder?

You guys are fucked Because I'm sure these idiots would all go through with it too, right? :rolleyes:

They're pretty clearly taking the piss out of the topic. Get a sense of humour.

[Old Snake]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Because I'm sure these idiots would all go through with it too, right? :rolleyes:

They're pretty clearly taking the piss out of the topic. Get a sense of humour.

It's only a joke till some person down and out does it right?

[alloroc]

Originally posted by Old Snake


It's only a joke till some person down and out does it right?

Its only a joke until one of them actually has just 'one hour' to live.

Most of them are just kids playing tough. The real truth is the majority of the big talkers would just go home and cry in mommy's arms and they can't admit that online .... it would ruin their E-rep.

Lighten up.

[DJ Lazy]

Find the cure to save me!

[Old Snake]

Originally posted by alloroc

Most of them are just kids playing tough....

Point taken.

Is it just me but violence (in any shape/form) just gets old after some time.

OH NOOESSS, NOW EVERYONE THINKS IM THE E-KID PARTY POOPER. ITS JUST AS BAD AS HAVING 1 HOUR TO LIVE...:rolleyes:

[dirtsniffer]

1. smoke some pot
2. give the pot away
3. give the porn away
4. write some stuff worth sharing
5. lines of coke off a hookers bare ass

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Because I'm sure these idiots would all go through with it too, right? :rolleyes:

They're pretty clearly taking the piss out of the topic. Get a sense of humour.

Fuck you. It's not like i think they'll actually do it, but why the fuck say you're going to do it in the first place?

If you would even think about doing something like that, or type that you would, you have got some big problems.

Since when do you have a "sense of humour" anyways? Don't you drive a BMW?

[swak]

Originally posted by pf0sh0
Starcraft

hahaha...
:dunno:

[Dumbass17]

why the fuck would you have sex with your wife if you have an hour left to live? lol
throw it in someone new!

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Jeremiah
Fuck you. It's not like i think they'll actually do it, but why the fuck say you're going to do it in the first place?

If you would even think about doing something like that, or type that you would, you have got some big problems.

Since when do you have a "sense of humour" anyways? Don't you drive a BMW? :rofl: I'm not even going to bother, arguing with you is like playing tetherball against a kid with no arms.

[Pollywog]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
:rofl: I'm not even going to bother, arguing with you is like playing tetherball against a kid with no arms.
Then be the bigger man and stop talking. His opinion may not have been embraced by everyone, but there is nothing wrong with him having one. BFD, no need to try to publically demean him or others for no purpose.



Originally posted by TorqueDog
I don't think you know how the interwebs work. :D
:rolleyes:

[TorqueDog]

I don't think you know how the interwebs work. :D

[CUG]

I'd hunt down all of the people causing gangster shit in Calgary and shoot them all.

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Pollywog
:rolleyes: See? No sense of humor.

[Pollywog]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
See? No sense of humor.

Trying to get your post count up or something? At least if you edit your posts and keep them together, we would all know the one place to look if our intent is to find flaccid useless posts.

Edit: To add, when you have to repeatedly tell other people to get a sence of humour does it ever dawn on you that perhaps you aren't funny? G'day.

[JEFFRIX]

clear my internet history

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Pollywog
Trying to get your post count up or something? At least if you edit your posts and keep them together, we would all know the one place to look if our intent is to find flaccid useless posts.

Edit: To add, when you have to repeatedly tell other people to get a sence of humour does it ever dawn on you that perhaps you aren't funny? G'day. :cry: :cry: :cry: