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nolan34
09-17-2009, 12:52 PM
so i just get my new car up and running a jealous ex-girl friend thought she would egg it. LOL well really how stupid and immature do you have to be to egg someones car to start with lol. But the funniest part of it was i have the command start pro alarm in my car so im in my basement watching a movie and my remote starts to vibrate so i go running to see whats going on and i see a burgendy VW jetta driving away, the plate wasn't even covered (idiot!) but the stupidest part of it all was there was a huge decal in the back window "FOR SALE CALL 403-XXX-XXXX" LOL it was the friggen cell phone number!!!! seriously how could someone be so dumb obviously people are going to reconize it even my nieghbour saw them drive away and could point out the car.
Well cops have been called, i doubt they are going to do much but hopefully she will have to get my door re-painted for all the paint chips she caused :(

Hakkola
09-17-2009, 12:54 PM
Haha, how old is this chick?

beyond_ban
09-17-2009, 12:55 PM
I didn't read your post because i was to busy staring at your sig.

... but seriously, people who take their anger out on others by vandalizing their property deserve to be drug behind a car on a gravel road. It is THE biggest piss off, that and random kids running around drunk late at night kicking cars "just for fun."

JfuckinC
09-17-2009, 12:57 PM
bitches be crazyyy

alloroc
09-17-2009, 12:58 PM
Eggs chip the paint? Where they frozen?

sputnik
09-17-2009, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by alloroc
Eggs chip the paint? Where they frozen?

I guess he was dumb too and used a pneumatic chisel to remove it.

Mar
09-17-2009, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by alloroc
Eggs chip the paint? Where they frozen?
The shells do. Seen it before.

GQBalla
09-17-2009, 01:08 PM
that sucks, sometimes i wonder when cars are egged

if they were random or not.

at my parents culdesac a red honda civic was egged in winter, only her car. So i suspected it was targeted, plus it was a neighbour girls car.

What did you do to the ex gf?

spike98
09-17-2009, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by GQBalla

What did you do to the ex gf?

For some bitches, just becoming the "ex" is enough

hampstor
09-17-2009, 01:20 PM
pics? of the egged car of course ... :angel:

scat19
09-17-2009, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by sputnik


I guess he was dumb too and used a pneumatic chisel to remove it.

:rofl: :rofl: My co-workers are wonder why I'm laughing. Oh sputnik, you do deliver.

7thgenvic
09-17-2009, 01:27 PM
pics of the ex girlfriend....If she is 18/skinny/hot/ out of highschool. I'll take care of the bitch.

alloroc
09-17-2009, 01:38 PM
I would have posted the number here.

I'm sure that there are a few that would like to ask her if she has any 'eggs' for sale and if they require fertilization.

core_upt
09-17-2009, 02:52 PM
post pics of ex
beyond picks her apart
send her link to this thread
???
profit

Lucky97
09-17-2009, 02:55 PM
im interested in the jetta for sale:poosie:

benz_890
09-17-2009, 03:16 PM
Phone number for Jetta for sale?

Rstar
09-17-2009, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by alloroc
Eggs chip the paint? Where they frozen?

must have been subaru paint

captain134
09-17-2009, 03:43 PM
eggs do alot of damage to paint and no they do not have to be frozen.

Examples (http://www.finishing.com/230/16.shtml)

240SX92
09-17-2009, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by captain134
eggs do alot of damage to paint and no they do not have to be frozen.

My car got egged while I was on vacation, 30 degree weather ensued, egg cooked on to paint, hood now looks dull in lots of spots.

captain134
09-17-2009, 03:49 PM
^
yeah I've never been able to find an explanation of what actually causes it but it will at least stain the clear coat if not washed off immediately.

Mibz
09-17-2009, 04:06 PM
My car got egged and it caused paint scaling in the shape of the impact, was kinda weird.

In other news, evillancer is that you?

GQBalla
09-17-2009, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Mibz
My car got egged and it caused paint scaling in the shape of the impact, was kinda weird.

In other news, evillancer is that you?

LOL is it????

IP check?

maybe shes mad for posting nudes of her?

Mibz
09-17-2009, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by GQBalla
LOL is it????
I doubt it, but the story quality is on par with what I've come to expect from him, just slightly more believable.

nolan34
09-17-2009, 04:28 PM
Well i dont have pics of my car covered in eggs cause i found it that was at 1 am last night so i washed it in the middle of the night haha, ill post pics of the paint chips, there is 3 major areas where you can tell where the eggs hit its like a circle with spider web cracks leading away from them, i had no idea the bitch had an arm! haha
I think shes pissed cause im dating a new chick haha, jealous bitches heyy?

MugenBB6
09-17-2009, 05:20 PM
when my car got egged the first thing i did was remove the shell by hand. Then after that i took it to the wash and when i sprayed it paint started to chip off. Now i have a toonie size paint chip on my rear quarter panel by the gas lid. And the area around it is starting to dull. But good thing my insurance will fix it :thumbsup:

nolan34
09-17-2009, 07:01 PM
YAY COPS CAUGHT HER!!!!
i just got off the phone with her balling her eyes out and shes going to pay how ever much it costs to fix my car.
These are where the damages are:
One major spider crack on the drivers fender
Two major spider cracks on the drivers door
One major spider crack on the drivers rear quarter panel at the top near the roof (behind the glass)

So yall where shall i go to get the body work done? :)

btw its a 1993 eg hatch with the metallic blue paint

alloroc
09-17-2009, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by nolan34
YAY COPS CAUGHT HER!!!!
i just got off the phone with her balling her eyes out and shes going to pay how ever much it costs to fix my car.
These are where the damages are:
One major spider crack on the drivers fender
Two major spider cracks on the drivers door
One major spider crack on the drivers rear quarter panel at the top near the roof (behind the glass)

So yall where shall i go to get the body work done? :)

btw its a 1993 eg hatch with the metallic blue paint

wow I had no idea.

Hopefully she pays .... and the cops continue to press vandalism charges.

How much you wanna bet she was listening to that stupid Carrie Underwood song. I have always wondered how many chicks listen to that and then wind up with charges against them.

:rofl:

97'Scort
09-18-2009, 12:02 AM
Haha, awesome. I had my Ford egged back in the day, it froze and took half the paint off the driver's door. Eggs have an odd enzyme it them that can be used to strip all kinds of paint. Dunno why, but it works.

GQBalla
09-18-2009, 08:21 AM
nice that she was caught.

ZorroAMG
09-18-2009, 09:19 AM
Wow...thin paint you've got there. That sucks.

shakalaka
09-18-2009, 09:40 AM
Atleast she's caught.:thumbsup:

nolan34
09-19-2009, 12:37 PM
haha, damn carrie underwood :P
:rofl:

going for quotes on monday for the paint!

soupey
09-19-2009, 01:04 PM
i thought if eggs stay on the paint for a prolonged duration (more than a day) it can start eating through the clearcoat and paint...

Kardon
09-19-2009, 01:31 PM
Eggs are pretty nasty to paint, yet we eat them all the time.. Definitely glad you got the cops to go after her, vandalism is just inappropriate.

JordanAndrew
09-19-2009, 01:38 PM
go to screaming paintworks. :thumbsup:

sabad66
09-19-2009, 01:42 PM
Werd, check out screamin, I just got my car back from there and they do good work for a good price.

Kardon
09-19-2009, 01:47 PM
I thought Contemporary Coachworks was the place to go when somebody else was paying? :dunno:

TomcoPDR
09-19-2009, 01:53 PM
I think I know her car, PM the phone number to confirm

Tomaz
09-19-2009, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR
I think I know her car, PM the phone number to confirm


I see your tricks! lol

Deetz
09-19-2009, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by soupey
i thought if eggs stay on the paint for a prolonged duration (more than a day) it can start eating through the clearcoat and paint...

Shells do a fair bit of damage also

http://www.900saab.com/saabegg1.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9136/egged002ps0.jpg

Canmorite
09-19-2009, 01:58 PM
Awesome, she was caught :rofl:

nolan34
09-22-2009, 05:42 PM
Thanks for posting those posts Deetz those are pretty much identical to the damages I got on my car!

ClearBluewater
09-22-2009, 10:18 PM
Evillancer?

Dumbass17
09-23-2009, 12:39 PM
some d-bags in my area sprayed some sort of sticky, juicy substance all along the drivers side windows/doors of about 10 cars on my street, including my truck

i have washed/scrubbed it twice and you can still feel some stickiness

and no it's not jizz

adidas
09-23-2009, 12:47 PM
Fuck her one last time for old times sake, if you know what i mean!

Zhariak
09-23-2009, 12:53 PM
piczpiczpicz

Mar
09-24-2009, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by GQBalla
maybe shes mad for posting nudes of her? source?

Phenix
09-24-2009, 01:25 PM
nice, lol. I wish I would have caught the bitch who scrathed my car at race city the other weekend. Probably was my stupid psycho ex.

Glad to hear your psycho ex was caught

toastgremlin
09-24-2009, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Dumbass17
some d-bags in my area sprayed some sort of sticky, juicy substance all along the drivers side windows/doors of about 10 cars on my street, including my truck

i have washed/scrubbed it twice and you can still feel some stickiness

and no it's not jizz See if a bit of Goo Gone will take care of it.

infekted187
09-24-2009, 02:33 PM
Funny after reading his thread my truck got egged...
While I was driving...


Fucking kids.

BTW the eggs were rotten i threw up 4 times cleaning it :facepalm:

canuckcarguy
09-24-2009, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by nolan34
YAY COPS CAUGHT HER!!!!

btw its a 1993 egg hatch with the metallic blue paint


Fixed.

drnerd
09-24-2009, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by benz_890
Phone number for Jetta for sale?

lol...yeah....Im interested in the Jetta too... number please? :bigpimp:

DJ Lazy
09-24-2009, 06:02 PM
Funny thing is... she will probably need to sell the Jetta to pay for the body repairs... :rofl: I'd go to the most expensive places possible!

Deetz
09-25-2009, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by DJ Lazy
:rofl: I'd go to the most expensive places possible!

Contemporary Coachworks