Kijiji Ads

[Hakkola]

Seen a few posted on here and figured we could use a thread for stupid shit we come across. I thought this was funny:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-media-fashion-Need-Models-W0QQAdIdZ152091670

[Masked Bandit]

Chill guy for sure.

[jonnycat]

:rofl:
Not a creepy guy looking to rape

[Hakkola]

If anyone wants to help out a "cute redhead" who will do whatever it takes:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-media-fashion-Cute-natural-redhead-needs-to-earn-some-money-for-school-W0QQAdIdZ155764918

[Skrilla]

That can only end one way.........

[Jlude]

Originally posted by Hakkola
Seen a few posted on here and figured we could use a thread for stupid shit we come across. I thought this was funny:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-media-fashion-Need-Models-W0QQAdIdZ152091670

That's gotta be TDFTW :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[superboss]

Originally posted by jonnycat
:rofl:
Not a creepy guy looking to rape

:devil: :devil:

[ringer]

I want to know the answers that that red head girl gets. Probably some incredibly creepy shit.

[shakalaka]

Originally posted by Hakkola
If anyone wants to help out a "cute redhead" who will do whatever it takes:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-media-fashion-Cute-natural-redhead-needs-to-earn-some-money-for-school-W0QQAdIdZ155764918


*cough* slut *cough*

[adam c]

should quote them since they will get deleted after awhile

[tarrantas]

LOL...."not a creepy guy who lookin to rape" hahahahah the shitty grammar makes it even MORE hilarious

[Mar]

Most of these are probably made by highschoolers looking for a laugh. Same thing with half the hot profiles on the dating websites.

[D'z Nutz]

Need Models
Date Listed 29-Aug-09
Address Calgary, AB

I'm looking to build my portfolio, if you are looking to build your portfolio then its perfect. This would be a mutual transaction, i get the photos that i need, you get the photos as well. Looking for males, or females it doesn't matter. If you want to bring a friend then that's okay too, I'm just looking for some great shots.

If your interested, email me. Im 19 and down to earth, not a creepy guy who lookin to rape

Haha, that's awesome :rofl:


Cute natural redhead needs to earn some money for school
Date Listed 15-Sep-09
Address Calgary, AB


Hi, i'm a 21 year old female with some modeling experience who needs to earn $10,000 in the next two weeks for school and credit cards, and i am willing to do whatever it takes, and advice/offers would be greatly appreciated!!!

I think I seen a movie that started like this. Well, not a movie, but a video.

[Hakkola]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-accounting-mgmt-Executive-Assistant-looking-for-rewarding-career-W0QQAdIdZ158510600

Crazy that she puts up her address and everything. :facepalm:

Graduate of Mount Royal University 2003-2008 with a Bachelor of arts in Communications? Were they able to give of full fledged degrees last year?

This one is real professional. http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-general-labour-wanted-work-labour-or-clerical-job-MINIMUM-WAGE-IS-OK-W0QQAdIdZ158441613

[Eleanor]

Yikes, I would hope someone put that last one up as a joke, because no person in their right mind would post up that much personal information.

[bourge73]

dumb blonde maybe would :dunno: man I almost feel sorry for her almost....

[FiveFreshFish]

Originally posted by Hakkola
Crazy that she puts up her address and everything. :facepalm:


http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/kj/090928/525r2/921649a_20.jpeg http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/kj/090928/527r3/151338e_20.jpeg

[mowglee]

Originally posted by Hakkola
This one is real professional. http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-gen...QAdIdZ158441613

more pics of the one in the middle

[TDFTW]

Originally posted by Jlude


That's gotta be TDFTW :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry to burst your bubble but it's not.

1 - im not 19
2 - i got girls who will model i don't need an add on kijiji

[The_Rural_Juror]

Maybe it's 89coupe...he did just get that lighting setup.

oh wait he just acts 19.

[eg_eric]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-personals-relationships-dating-men-seeking-women-nice-guy-looking-to-meet-a-nice-girl-W0QQAdIdZ153145819

"please, im not a creep. gimme a date. size, race age dont matter just moved. know, no one"

---------------------


lol, not a creep, right...

[beyond_ban]

Hahaha, i know the guy with the ad looking for free models. I have noticed him shooting a bunch of random people and putting the pics on facebook within the last month, so i guess his ad was effective?

[Jeremiah]

LOL @ cute redhead.. i sent her an email and got pics.. she aint cute.. trying for nudes.. report back soon

[Jeremiah]

NSFW - video she 'sent' lawls

http://www.mediafire.com/file/n5jqmy5ytmx

[legendboy]

I see she already has some rug burn on her knee lol

[sk8r3124]

Posting removed

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by sk8r3124
Posting removed

She probably removed it because she thought she was going to get the money out of me :S

I kinda feel bad.. she is fucking desperate, begging me for money now. i just did it as a joke and now shes latched on buggin the shit out of me..

[FiveFreshFish]

Originally posted by Jeremiah
LOL @ cute redhead.. i sent her an email and got pics.. she aint cute.. trying for nudes.. report back soon

Pics?

[sk8r3124]

Originally posted by Jeremiah


She probably removed it because she thought she was going to get the money out of me :S

I kinda feel bad.. she is fucking desperate, begging me for money now. i just did it as a joke and now shes latched on buggin the shit out of me..


Post convo's?

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by FiveFreshFish


Pics?


Originally posted by Jeremiah
NSFW - video she 'sent' lawls

http://www.mediafire.com/file/n5jqmy5ytmx

[toyboy88]

What did the original ad say/ask for???

How much did you 'promise' to give her LOL?

:nut: :rofl:

[Jeremiah]

fuck i never promised shit.. she keeps asking for $950 now.. and blamed me for missing payment on her tuition..

FAIL

thanks for 7 videos hoe

[austic]

lol, shes not much of a business woman if she gave it up for free

[FiveFreshFish]

I'd guess she sets up a meeting and then a couple of thugs mug the guy.

http://i34.tinypic.com/o885g5.jpg

[Crymson]

lol, sucks dude. Hope she can't track you down. Internet full of crazies.

[Jeremiah]

she tried too, she was offering to let me do whatever i want and tell her what to do and film it for my own collection.. im like kay. not interested anymoarrrrrr.. then the caps lock came on..

i have no idea why i got myself into this shit lol

[Crymson]

lets hope she don't find this thread.

you best govern yourself accordingly, son.

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by Jeremiah
she tried too, she was offering to let me do whatever i want and tell her what to do and film it for my own collection.. im like kay. not interested anymoarrrrrr.. then the caps lock came on..

i have no idea why i got myself into this shit lol
$100 to you or her if you take things to the "next" level. Of course this woudl require that you document the incident.

[Crymson]

count me in for a hundred as well

[Jeremiah]

sorry guys i'm not single. this would be a breach of contract..

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by Crymson
lets hope she don't find this thread.

you best govern yourself accordingly, son.

LOL - what could happen if she were to find this thread?

the videos are on the internet, anyone could probably find them

also if we were to get $950 together, someone could act as me and go meet up with the girl and "document" their findings.. could be pretty fucking epic but $950 is a long way to go for a 5/10 ginger

[Jlude]

Originally posted by TDFTW
Sorry to burst your bubble but it's not.

1 - im not 19
2 - i got girls who will model i don't need an add on kijiji

It was a joke... I'm aware that you're not 19 and that you're an accomplished professional photographer.



Originally posted by Jeremiah
sorry guys i'm not single. this would be a breach of contract..

Can't be breaching the contract now.

[TDFTW]

Originally posted by Jlude


It was a joke... I'm aware that you're not 19 and that you're an accomplished professional photographer.




Can't be breaching the contract now. :rofl: I know it was a joke, my post came across different than what it's intention was!

And I'm not an accomplished professional, I'm just a noob!

[FiveFreshFish]

Originally posted by Jeremiah
also if we were to get $950 together, someone could act as me and go meet up with the girl and "document" their findings.. could be pretty fucking epic but $950 is a long way to go for a 5/10 ginger

Do the beyond thing -- lowball her. :rofl:

[sk8r3124]

haha
do you dare post the other 6 vids?
lol

I remember being a starving student, but she obviously made some other "Bad" choices in life.

One of them being giving the product out for free and hoping the faith of a random on the internet will come to her rescue.

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by sk8r3124
haha
do you dare post the other 6 vids?
lol

I remember being a starving student, but she obviously made some other "Bad" choices in life.

One of them being giving the product out for free and hoping the faith of a random on the internet will come to her rescue.

lol.. true, but i never promised anything, its not like i said i'll pay you after send now.. so its kinda her own fault and her own problem

[wes_v]

:facepalm: porbably some creepy old guy

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by wes_v
:facepalm: porbably some creepy old guy

I thought that too, but i told her to take a picture holding up 3 fingers on one hand and the shocker on the other and she did it lawls

[sk8r3124]

Originally posted by Jeremiah


I thought that too, but i told her to take a picture holding up 3 fingers on one hand and the shocker on the other and she did it lawls


Just like a spotted thread.
Pics or it didn't happen. hahaha

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by sk8r3124



Just like a spotted thread.
Pics or it didn't happen. hahaha

fuck dude i deleted all the emails i had for incriminating evidence.

I really have no reason to lie though

[psycoticclown]

Haha somebody has to get those vids/pics now haha.

[scat19]

Oh kijiji

[legendboy]

LOL @ Jeremiah

[ppatko]

Are you kidding me?




http://ppatko.googlepages.com/untitled.JPG

[Skrilla]

Originally posted by ppatko
Are you kidding me?




http://ppatko.googlepages.com/untitled.JPG

W....T.....F????

[FraserB]

Is the ginger back up? I have some spare monopoly money around

[RizenSun]

Originally posted by Jeremiah


fuck dude i deleted all the emails i had for incriminating evidence.

I really have no reason to lie though

You're going to hell boi!!!! :whipped: :devil:

I promise i won't tell your honey bunny

[el_fefes]

This thread has the potential to be epic. Take it to the next level w/ the red head!

[pyro]

Just found this one, used thongs?
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-IM-SELLING-SOME-OF-MY-THONGS-W0QQAdIdZ163829096

[toyboy88]

Originally posted by pyro
Just found this one, used thongs?
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-IM-SELLING-SOME-OF-MY-THONGS-W0QQAdIdZ163829096

Down already lol.

[FiveFreshFish]

Originally posted by pyro
Just found this one, used thongs?
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-IM-SELLING-SOME-OF-MY-THONGS-W0QQAdIdZ163829096

Screen cap next time.

[Alterac]

Ladies, dont model your clothes your trying to sell. Lol.
Im sure it might help sell it, but it also might attract the wrong buyers.

Anyone know this one?
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-costumes-WOMENS-SEXY-HALLOWEEN-COSTUMES-W0QQAdIdZ163635000

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-costumes-womens-sexy-costumes-size-3-10-W0QQAdIdZ163636246

[Graham_A_M]

^ got milk? :poosie:

[core_upt]

Originally posted by Alterac
Ladies, dont model your clothes your trying to sell. Lol.
Im sure it might help sell it, but it also might attract the wrong buyers.

Anyone know this one?
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-costumes-WOMENS-SEXY-HALLOWEEN-COSTUMES-W0QQAdIdZ163635000

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-costumes-womens-sexy-costumes-size-3-10-W0QQAdIdZ163636246

LOL - I know that girl!!!

[sk8r3124]

Originally posted by core_upt


LOL - I know that girl!!!

What is her profession?
:poosie:

[bituerbo]

Hey remember that girl from earlier in the thread? That '5/10 ginger' who was looking to trade sex for tuition?

Well here's her (open) facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=sburchnall&init=quick#/profile.php?id=576360320&v=wall

[Kritafo]

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Human-Tears-W0QQAdIdZ163797405

This one was sent to me....Selling human tears.

[sk8r3124]

...

[core_upt]

Originally posted by sk8r3124


What is her profession?
:poosie:

she could be a professional ass kicker - she's strong as fuck!

[G-ZUS]

Originally posted by bituerbo
Hey remember that girl from earlier in the thread? That '5/10 ginger' who was looking to trade sex for tuition?

Well here's her (open) facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=sburchnall&init=quick#/profile.php?id=576360320&v=wall

Sent her a link to this thread

[bituerbo]

Originally posted by G-ZUS


Sent her a link to this thread

WOW... so that she closes up her facebook account, or removes the pron from mediashare?

You fucking dumbass.

[1slw4dr]

I have three friends in common with her lol

[G-ZUS]

Originally posted by bituerbo


WOW... so that she closes up her facebook account, or removes the pron from mediashare?

You fucking dumbass.



LOL, didn't sound sarcastic enough.

[sk8r3124]

Originally posted by sk8r3124


http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Human-Tears-W0QQAdIdZ163797405


It's a slow day at work, so I decided to respond to this one.

"Hi there,
I am very interested in your jar of human lacrimal gland secretions. My right eye was recently damaged in a tear collecting mishap, and I am in need of only right eye lacriment.

Currently as a remedy, I have kidnapped a midget, and have been harvesting his tears for my personal use. This jar of tears would essentially replenish my tear needs for years to come, which would mean I could upgrade the need and use of my midget to entertainment purposes only.

After some extensive research, we will need a catalyst to separate the left eye tears from the right eye tears. I have developed and manufactured a chemical to do this, and am willing to sell it to you for $50, in exchange for the right eye portion of tears you currently have; and as an added bonus, I am still willing to pay full price for only half of the tears you currently have in stock.

It looks like we have a win-win situation."

Response:

Dear Sir:

I find no humour in the enslavesion of little people.

I am disappointed and horrified that you would treat nature's perfect house pet in such a manner. I have no desire to conduct business with an amateur human tear collector that obviously has not taken proper safety and training measures.

There will be no exchange of chemical tear technology until you have rectified your horrific human rights violations.

Thank you for your interest.

-Ken


My response



Ken,


Would you be willing to reconsider our business transaction if I were to sell the midget to a proper owner and provide you with a bill of sale? It will be sold "AS IS" or "FOR PARTS". If I receive your jar of tears, I really have no use for the little guy anymore. Or maybe since you are such a great keeper of the little people, I propose a trade. I did a cost benefit analysis and valued him at a market rate of $200. So I am willing to let him go for the Jar of tears plus cash on your end. I don't see how you can pass this up. I ran some tests and he still has plenty of tears in him. It could prove to be a very lucrative business venture for you.

I await your reply,

Ryu

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Haha wtf.

[ringer]

Yikes I had 5 friends in common with her!!
All random people though that aren't connected to each other in any way..
Still awkward..

[Destinova403]

Originally posted by bituerbo
Hey remember that girl from earlier in the thread? That '5/10 ginger' who was looking to trade sex for tuition?

Well here's her (open) facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=sburchnall&init=quick#/profile.php?id=576360320&v=wall

LOL "In a Relationship"

[SScott]

sooo weird

it looks like she was at my grad and i have a friend in common with her

hoe fa sho

[JZS_147]

6 friends in common lol.

she looks boneable to me... but i have low standards, i pretty much fuck anything that walks.

:dunno:

[ClearBluewater]

She was better when she was younger

[JZS_147]

Originally posted by ClearBluewater
She was better when she was younger

aren't they all

[Alterac]

Chill Female Roomate wanted
Includes pictures / full name / facebook info of current girl living at the house.

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-housing-room-rental-roommates-Chill-Female-Roomy-Wanted-W0QQAdIdZ164232082

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-housing-room-rental-roommates-Chill-Female-Roomy-Wanted-Still-Available-W0QQAdIdZ163982903

http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/kj/091023/200r3/1862f65_20.jpeg

http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/kj/091024/252r1/8855fjm_20.jpeg

[cdnsir]

She's kinda cute. But damn! Exact address and everything!? Reading this right after reading that post with the Rapist and the 10 bodies... I actually got a bit worried about her safety and msg'd her with a heads up.

[adidas]

^^ Too late im already on my way to see her!

[thetransporter]

what hte hell is this

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-pets-dogs-puppies-for-sale-To-Everyone-who-ever-gave-up-a-dog-puppy-for-ANY-reason-W0QQAdIdZ166703468

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by thetransporter
what hte hell is this

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-pets-dogs-puppies-for-sale-To-Everyone-who-ever-gave-up-a-dog-puppy-for-ANY-reason-W0QQAdIdZ166703468

Missed it, but gave me a link to Shiba Inu puppies. Thanks!

[chkolny541]

please copy the ed itself as all of the links given have died, so this thread becomes packed full of fail

[jonnycat]

Introducing the worlds first 2 door Coupe 4 door sedan Charger
http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-2007-Dodge-Charger-Coupe-2-door-W0QQAdIdZ172145908

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by jonnycat
Introducing the worlds first 2 door Coupe 4 door sedan Charger
http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-2007-Dodge-Charger-Coupe-2-door-W0QQAdIdZ172145908

Maybe the rear doors are welded shut, lol.

[broken_legs]

Originally posted by bituerbo


WOW... so that she closes up her facebook account, or removes the pron from mediashare?

You fucking dumbass.

http://www.mediafire.com/?n5jqmy5ytmx

10:45am Tuesday still working.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by ppatko
Are you kidding me?
http://ppatko.googlepages.com/untitled.JPG


It's Michael Jackon's Moonwalker hahaha. Notice bubbles makes an appearance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF89npFbn8g