Barts official car build quality filter.

[bart]

Ok, nothing to do, so i'm making a post. This will be a running change.

1) The quieter the door slams the better.
2) When the model of the car is stamped on the back, the letters better not be connecting.

:burnout: All i can think of for now. lol If anyone has any ideas, post them.

[Primer_Drift]

3) The engine consists of more metal that plastic, but still manages to look too difficult to put back together without an the assistance of an aerospace engineer.

[bart]

ahah, i forgot about the plastic beauty engine covers, perhaps like this?

4) no metal shall be visible in the engine bay.

[Ekliptix]

5) No where is the word "Ford" writen on the vehicle.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Ekliptix
5) No where is the word "Ford" writen on the vehicle.

hahahaha

[bart]

Originally posted by Ekliptix
5) No where is the word "Ford" writen on the vehicle.

lol, now now, lets not disrespect other cars so bluntly.

[Weapon_R]

#1 Quality Test For Vehicle Reliability and Longevity - "H" symbol somewhere on the hood/trunk/engine valve cover ;)

[bart]

6) "made in germany" is stamped into the frame of the car.

... crap, mine is brazil. oh well.

[nismodrifter]

Originally posted by bart
ahah, i forgot about the plastic beauty engine covers, perhaps like this?

4) no metal shall be visible in the engine bay.

totally untrue........proof of this being wrong below:

310k and still purring (well it's not exactly quiet but you get the idea :D :D :D)

[hjr]

people want to steal you cars company badging. Not the model, but make. If people dont steal it, its a loser mobile...

[SinisterProbeGt]

State of the art anti theift system with 20,000 volt dorr handels and musterd gas packets behind the steering colum and head unit. That explode with inproper removal.

[bart]

Originally posted by SinisterProbeGt
State of the art anti theift system with 20,000 volt dorr handels and musterd gas packets behind the steering colum and head unit. That explode with inproper removal.

how about we keep it more realistic, for canada anyway. if you lived in australia fine, i think they're allowed flame throwers that are mounted underneath the car. good for roasting a thief when he walks up beside your window and tries to steal it.

[link785]

Originally posted by bart
how about we keep it more realistic, for canada anyway. if you lived in australia fine, i think they're allowed flame throwers that are mounted underneath the car. good for roasting a thief when he walks up beside your window and tries to steal it.

Africa man, they use that shit in Africa.

[SinisterProbeGt]

ok how about a
200+ hp motor -standard
forced induction -standard
frount mount Inter cooler -optional
Rotary powered perferred

[GTS Jeff]

gaps between panels not exceeding 1cm. hm, saturn is cut. :rofl:

[bart]

yes the panel thing, how about .5cm, lol, AND the steel used on the car is new, not recycled.

[T5_X]

You don't get blasted with dust in your cabin with your vents on while driving gravel roads.

No rattles or squeaks at +200 km/hr :D

[illeagle]

your in the middle of a wicked loud stereo competion, but Dead silence as soon as you shut the doors,.....Until you turn on the high power, 10 speaker BOSE system.

[Ekliptix]

Originally posted by SinisterProbeGt
ok how about a
200+ hp motor -standard
forced induction -standard
frount mount Inter cooler -optional
Rotary powered perferred

rotary? not for durability.

large warrenty.

[Spenser]

Nice cloth seats that can be cleaned, with lots of support,
6 speed tranny
mid engine
4 wheel variable all wheel drive/steering
factory optional nitrous.
adjustable ride hite
adjustable shocks
door handles that hide away, and you carry a little fob in your pocket so the car senses you when you get close and unlocks the doors, and then when you sit in it all you have to do is press the START button and it starts....like the new cadillacs.
Lsd
non-cheap looking interior, with a nice heater and stereo.
GULL WING DOORS that can open normal so when you drive up to the laddies dads house there's no worries.
o and don't forget a adjustable exhaust so one minut in can so god damn quite you can't here it running even at 9000 rPM and the next minute it's louder then fuck, if you want.,

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Spenser
Nice cloth seats that can be cleaned, with lots of support,
6 speed tranny
mid engine
4 wheel variable all wheel drive/steering
factory optional nitrous.
adjustable ride hite
adjustable shocks
door handles that hide away, and you carry a little fob in your pocket so the car senses you when you get close and unlocks the doors, and then when you sit in it all you have to do is press the START button and it starts....like the new cadillacs.
Lsd
non-cheap looking interior, with a nice heater and stereo.
GULL WING DOORS that can open normal so when you drive up to the laddies dads house there's no worries.
o and don't forget a adjustable exhaust so one minut in can so god damn quite you can't here it running even at 9000 rPM and the next minute it's louder then fuck, if you want.,

haha how old are u?

mid engine pretty much eliminates any rear seating
4 wheel steering isnt better than 2 wheel steering (unless u are driving a truck with a trailer doing backwards figure 8s haha)
adjustable suspension is a bitch in the winter
factory nitrous? wtf???? too much fast and furious for u?
adjustable exhaust??

sigh....the reason these cars dont exist is cuz 16 year olds dont have much buying power haha

[illeagle]

^^ OH NO!! ^^ someone's having a bad day.......

[GTS Jeff]

^^ OH NO!! ^^ someone's having puberty.......


geez man, this thread is about barts official car build quality filter, not you ranting at me about how you arent old enough to buy porn.

[Redlyne_mr2]

Minimum wind and road noise at high speed