Job Opportunity

[illtim3d]

Looking for work?
25 G's!

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/trp/1373376861.html

Discuss.

[JC522]

isn't titan one of saturn's moons?

[AA2001]

-no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim.
-good eye-sight & hearing.


hahaha i'm totally out for this one. I'm 6'3" and 250 lbs. And i wear glasses and i'm a dj who listens to music too loud. hahahah im fucked

[Ca_Silvia13]

Hmm aparently a human life only costs 25,000

[masoncgy]

Edmonton Craigslist would have been a wiser place to seek out suitable candidates.

[Masked Bandit]

Now see these are the people that make our little world interesting. I think I'd like to meet this fellow and see what colour the sky is in his world.

[97'Scort]

-mentally sound
I think anyone applying for that job would be automatically disqualified on this point alone. Total catch-22, haha.

[atgilchrist]

Craigslist rapist will send you to the (or at least a) moon! ;)

[mowglee]

do you get the 25g's before or after the trip?

[J NRG]

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[spike98]

I am certain you will make it safely to Titan but there will not be enough fuel to get home.


I was all in until i read this haha.

I am sure anyone with $100k could easily launch someone into space. Wyle Coyote anyone?

[adam c]

does he think you can make it over night or something? that trip would take years how the hell are you supposed to stay alive during that time?
plus you would go insane a day after leaving the earth

[almerick]

you can always bring a gameboy with classic pokemon yellow

[J NRG]

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[corsvette]

This gave me a good laugh.

[narou]

Wow is this shit for real.. Who would want 25g when you can make more working at a 7-eleven?

[Beerking]

My response:

"What a weird coincidence. I just recently studied Titan at University and had a dream about someday traveling there. It would be an honor to join your mission. When do we start?

P.S. I am colorblind, will this matter?"

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Beerking
My response:

"What a weird coincidence. I just recently studied Titan at University and had a dream about someday traveling there. It would be an honor to join your mission. When do we start?

P.S. I am colorblind, will this matter?"

LOL please post response ;)

[jonnycat]

I responded;


I have seen your ad for an astronaut to fly to Titan. I am an aeronautics engineer by trade and a hobbyist pilot. I have only gone as far to build my own plane and have always been looking for something more out of life. For me to even consider this, I need to see pictures of your craft. You may censor all proprietary information from the photographs, I am mainly interested in the fuselage and composition.

Upon receipt and approval, I would like to discuss this matter much further. I do fit the bill for all requirements, 5’ 9” tall, 140lbs, 28 years of age, vision and hearing are exceptional.



John Jackson

A.E.

[Chris101]

Originally posted by JC522
isn't titan one of saturn's moons?

That's the part of this you're going to question?

[JC522]

Originally posted by Chris101


That's the part of this you're going to question?

Pretty much after I read titan, I stopped reading. Isn't america considering turning space flight over to private business'? Maybe this guy's just trying to get the jump on them before bigger companies cash in

[Spoons]

Originally posted by adam c
does he think you can make it over night or something? that trip would take years how the hell are you supposed to stay alive during that time?
plus you would go insane a day after leaving the earth

I doubt you would go insane that soon. If you had a window, imagine what you would see.

[97'Scort]

Originally posted by Spoons


I doubt you would go insane that soon. If you had a window, imagine what you would see.

A whole lotta nothing for about a decade.