Our generation is a joke....

[hattonlynch]

You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and Bruno, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of November 8 2009 do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

[cannondale1]

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[A790]

Dude, what the hell is with these random threads? Four days ago it was about how men are weaker than they used to be.

Here's a clue: not everyone lives the same way. Don't dumb yourself down by assuming that everyone acts like everyone else. And, for god sakes, stop fucking whining about it.

Also, paragraphs are your FRIEND.

[sr20s14zenki]

^^^QFT

Dont turn into another troll OP

[TeamBestBud]

You need to get laid.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Originally posted by TeamBestBud
You need to get laid.

+1

[rizfarmer]

Originally posted by hattonlynch
I must be in need of a life of my own
QFT


jesus christ you're a tool

[2Valve0]

I think OP is just upset he couldn't get a girl :dunno:

Dumb threads lately LOL.

[CUG]

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[VaN_HaMMeRSTeiN]

I would motion for ban, but this retard is keeping me mildly entertained for brief periods of time in single sittings.
Way to be mediocre, OP

[J.M.]

:confused:

Holy shit OP, take it easy.

[Meback]

lol, BIG wtf. You seem unsecured; maybe you need to speak to a psychologist or something. I hope you do so before you become so wound up in your emotions and than plan on bringing fuking grenades and guns to school.

Next thing I would want to hear on the news is about some socially awkward kid going on a school rampage, gunning down classmates and teachers, and then turning the gun on themselves.

[KRyn]

:facepalm:

[rage2]

Penicillin FTW!

[InRich]

lol.... i'm enjoying the pathetic ranting actually... dude needs to get a life... seriously.

[KyleTA]

i fucked your fat mother at a truck stop

[preludez]

Originally posted by hattonlynch
You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and Bruno, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of November 8 2009 do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

Our new generation is not joke, they're anti christ, they're love to do what is bad thing that good for them...

[TurboD]

Originally posted by preludez


Our new generation is not joke, they're anti christ, they're love to do what is bad thing that good for them...

Learn to speak english you brainless twat.

[Hakkola]

I think his mom found his account.

That's the only explanation.

[banned3x]

Pfffft!!! And you guys said I was a troll. But he does have a few pointers. So I'm with him on this one. Good job OP :thumbsup:

[desto2para]

umm alright?

[410440]

Originally posted by KyleTA
i fucked your fat mother at a truck stop :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[superboss]

WTF..!!! So lets go on beyond and bitch about things you cant control. Nice rant OP..:nut: :nut:

[kertejud2]

I can bang maybe 3 sluts in 2 minutes. How about you guys?

[preludez]

Originally posted by TurboD


Learn to speak english you brainless twat.



English is just language that u could use to communicate to others, even if u can speak fluent english or if u have a degree it doesn't mean ur smart, u just smart for what u studied...people are different ability...

[Antonito]

Whomever has the ban stick out, we have another candidate ^^^^ :D

[DJ Lazy]

WTF is this all about......:nut:

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by DJ Lazy
WTF is this all about......:nut:

His buddy beat him to that hole

[mushi_mushi]

oaGjegzMm3o

[msommers]

I think Hatton found out he was in the friend-zone with his dream girl. Furthermore, it turns out she's a slut.

[Kavy]

Whats the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut sleeps with everyone, A bitch sleeps with everyone but hattonlynch

[broken_legs]

Originally posted by msommers
I think Hatton found out he was in the friend-zone with his dream girl. Furthermore, it turns out she's a slut.


He's been relegated to the friend box and instead of banging the hot chick, he gets to hear about other guys banging her.

He goes to the bar with her, she's driving, and instead of taking her home at the end of the night, she says they're going to a "party". But when they arrive theres only 3 dudes and she disappears upstairs with some guy, and he has to hang out with his room mates playing nintendo and listening to her get banged. Then on the ride home in the morning she starts brushing her hair and little white flakes are flying everywhere getting blown all around the car from the heater vents. Then she tells him that the dude splooged all over her back and in her hair.

True Story.

[A790]

Originally posted by Kavy
Whats the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut sleeps with everyone, A bitch sleeps with everyone but hattonlynch
ZING.

[beyond_ban]

Wow, this is really a gathering of Beyond's best posters.


Originally posted by hattonlynch
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Originally posted by preludez


Our new generation is not joke, they're anti christ, they're love to do what is bad thing that good for them...



Originally posted by banned3x
Pfffft!!! And you guys said I was a troll. But he does have a few pointers. So I'm with him on this one. Good job OP :thumbsup:

[Rat Fink]

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[alloroc]

Wow.


hattonlynch if you happen to read this on your new account - your generation is not a joke.

Just you are.

Cheers!

[2EFNFAST]

So, on a semi-related note, are there any hot girls on Beyond who want to sleep with me? :confused:

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
So, on a semi-related note, are there any hot girls on Beyond who want to sleep with me? :confused:

:rofl:
try out internet dating brother.

but really whats wrong with fucking girls?? go back to church pal :poosie:

[ekguy]

Originally posted by JfuckinC


:rofl:
try out internet dating brother.

but really whats wrong with fucking girls?? go back to church pal :poosie:

you could be on to something here hehehe. Catholic girls are down right dirty haha. Love catholic school girls in Calgary hahaha. Hooked up with one in front of her boyfriends house in the front seat of my car hahaha.

Indeed go back to church. Thats where the fun ones are hehehe.

[Kg810]

This thread really made my brain hurt :(... first the retarded OP and then preludez dumb ass replies. Is preludez even speaking english or is he just trying to talk like Yoda :dunno: ?

[cannondale1]

Originally posted by ekguy


you could be on to something here hehehe. Catholic girls are down right dirty haha. Love catholic school girls in Calgary hahaha. Hooked up with one in front of her boyfriends house in the front seat of my car hahaha.

Indeed go back to church. Thats where the fun ones are hehehe.

the next best thing to the school girls. is the teachers. i was hitting a 27 year old teacher. she was down right dirty and had no self respect.

[jonnycat]

So fucking dumb. I bet "our" generation gets laid less on average than the generations occupied by the 60's 70's and 80's. Way more drugs and misinformation back then. We also now have access to endless porn, which can easily reduce the need to fuck the first fatty who rolls into view.

[ekguy]

lot's of true points on here. But honestly there's probably more than porn to blame for guys not getting laid. Maybe it's the fact that most guys look like 14 year olds until they turn 20 now haha.