douchebag benz parking..

[E36M3]

How hard is it to fit into one spot?

[dj_rice]

I hope that isn't ZorroAMG's :rofl:

[kevie88]

haha if I was in my beater I'd pile it in there right next to him :rofl: . Block both drivers side doors.

[kevie88]

Originally posted by dj_rice
I hope that isn't ZorroAMG's :rofl:

I was thinking the same thing! :poosie:

[Hakkola]

LOL, nice Zorro. I was half expecting an old picture of my car at blockbuster, I used to see how many spaces I could take up, max was 6. I need a bigger car.

[fooddude]

When you are an A-list Hollwood actor residing in Vancouver (Hollywood North) you can do that.

[ZorroAMG]

Fucker. LOL

PS that parkade was a BITCH....good call on turning off my headlights for your pic, by the way....much more effective.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by fooddude
When you are an A-list Hollwood actor residing in Vancouver (Hollywood North) you can do that.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You give him too much credit, he still isn't gonna sleep with you

[methodicreign]

maybe he reserved both spots. Just to be a douche I would reserve 2 side by side and do that everyday

[ZorroAMG]

I take up 5 spots usually, I got there too late that time.

dj_rice....let me dream a bit, k? :(

[Jlude]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ the Zorro comments.

I see the spots are reserved, but are they titled by person or company name?

[ZorroAMG]

No, they are in a mall parkade, I get there early and take up four or five spots on a good day, for sport. Clearly, this wasn't a good day.

/collarpop

[Jlude]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
No, they are in a mall parkade, I get there early and take up four or five spots on a good day, for sport. Clearly, this wasn't a good day.

/collarpop

:rofl: :rofl:

[G-ZUS]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
No, they are in a mall parkade, I get there early and take up four or five spots on a good day, for sport. Clearly, this wasn't a good day.

/collarpop

Do the bitches holler when you pop your collar?

[ZorroAMG]

A billion times a day....but they holler collect, which sucks.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
A billion times a day....but they holler collect, which sucks.


Why are they calling collect?Online escapades?Are you passing out Brad Pitts pictures and saying its you? :rofl: :rofl:


But on the real, is that ur car?

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by dj_rice



Why are they calling collect?Online escapades?Are you passing out Brad Pitts pictures and saying its you? :rofl: :rofl:


But on the real, is that ur car?

Not Brad's, that would never work...John stamos business cards usually get it done though..LOL

Yeah that's my relic. E36M3 was waxing it for me. Shiny hey?

:D

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


Not Brad's, that would never work...John stamos business cards usually get it done though..LOL

Yeah that's my relic. E36M3 was waxing it for me. Shiny hey?

:D


You didn't wax it yourself?Oh thats right, Z listed actors are extremely busy....:rofl: and I'm calling you a Z listed actor based on your trader rating....I don't hate you really

[G-ZUS]

you mack daddy

[SCHIDER23]

Originally posted by dj_rice



You didn't wax it yourself?Oh thats right, Z listed actors are extremely busy....:rofl: and I'm calling you a Z listed actor based on your trader rating....I don't hate you really

:rofl: :rofl:

[ZorroAMG]

My trader rating is a direct correlation to my coolness factor. It makes me sad thinking about how e-unloved I am on here. :(

lol

[ExtraSlow]

I e-love you zorro. ;)

[SJW]

Smarten up Zorro.

[ZorroAMG]

haha ok fine!!

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
haha ok fine!!


What a douche response

[scat19]

I thought he was an extra?

[95teetee]

Originally posted by scat19
I thought he was an extra? well then he needs extra parking spaces:dunno:

[Redlyne_mr2]

Sweet car, glad to see you still have it.

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by scat19
I thought he was an extra?

THAT joke is used. It's also a sign of an insecure member trying too hard to fit in on Beyond.

Catch my drift? ;)


Ryan, thanks :D...she's old now but I do still quite enjoy driving her...something new may be on the horizon though...

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


THAT joke is used. It's also a sign of an insecure member trying too hard to fit in on Beyond.

Catch my drift? ;)


http://www.gifbin.com/bin/g6736g6419.gif

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


THAT joke is used. It's also a sign of an insecure member trying too hard to fit in on Beyond.




ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....you are on fire mang....your my #3 favorite Beyonder


http://static.slide.com/version/20091105040201/images/emoticons/bow_down.gif

http://static.slide.com/version/20091105040201/images/emoticons/bow_down.gif

[ZorroAMG]

Oh give it a week, I'll do more dumb shit and probably insult you or something and you'll dislike me soon enough!

:D

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Oh give it a week, I'll do more dumb shit and probably insult you or something and you'll dislike me soon enough!

:D


Not if I insult you first....and in case anyone is wondering, #2 fav Beyonder is Hollywood, #1 is none other GTS Jeff, they are my role models, I strive to be like them, cept for living in Vancouver, thats homo-sexual

[ZorroAMG]

HAHA...I got nothing. I live on fucking Davie street, what COULD I say?

[scat19]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


THAT joke is used. It's also a sign of an insecure member trying too hard to fit in on Beyond.

Catch my drift? ;)

The only other time I have seen it used was by yours truly. And sorry, not catching your drift.

I need some "extra" information.

[ZorroAMG]

Mhmmmmm.....whatever you say, sport!!

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by dj_rice

Not if I insult you first....and in case anyone is wondering, #2 fav Beyonder is Hollywood, #1 is none other GTS Jeff, they are my role models, I strive to be like them, cept for living in Vancouver, thats homo-sexual


Oh, I see how it is...

[Jlude]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



Oh, I see how it is...

god damn... that must have been a slap in yo face!

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Jlude

god damn... that must have been a slap in yo face!


And a knife in the back...

[ZorroAMG]

And a shocker in the, well we know where THAT goes.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
And a shocker in the, well we know where THAT goes.

Yup,


Originally posted by ZorroAMG
HAHA...I got nothing. I live on fucking Davie street, what COULD I say?

I'll bet you do. :D

[cocoabrova]

I've seen that Benzo parked in random handicapped spots througout Calgary and VanCity for the past few yrs:dunno:

[ZorroAMG]

Yep, handicapped spots are my FAVORITE....the gold chains around my neck be heavy, that's a disability is it not??

[dj_rice]

Awww I'm sorry Arif, your still the favorite E-Mack, but wow, this is like I switched roles with someone, guys fighting over me....hmmmmm ;)

[cocoabrova]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Yep, handicapped spots are my FAVORITE....the gold chains around my neck be heavy, that's a disability is it not??

Maybe, but I gots diamonds in my damn chain and I park in normal spots :dunno:

:poosie:

[cocoabrova]

Originally posted by dj_rice
Awww I'm sorry Arif, your still the favorite E-Mack, but wow, this is like I switched roles with someone, guys fighting over me....hmmmmm ;)

you know how I know you're gay?

[7thgenvic]

what a douche :)

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by cocoabrova
I've seen that Benzo parked in random handicapped spots througout Calgary and VanCity for the past few yrs:dunno:
It's for those old widows he's been rolling around with...financial planning is important.

[cocoabrova]

*edited*


Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

It's for those old widows he's been rolling around with...financial/will/life insurance payout planning is important.

ahh yes I see it clearly now.... I for one would definitely also be down with O.P.P. (Old Prune-like Pussy) YA YOU KNOW ME

[ZorroAMG]

HAHAHAHA this thread has some laff moments!