Fanatical Christians live amongst us....

[Toma]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31380

[Khyron]

You've not seen that site before? They are awesome.
:thumbsup:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32024

Better than onion anyday

[ICEBERG]

Waiting for CUG to post:

Fanatical Muslims live amongst us.....:D

[7thgenvic]

I need a slave...

[Toma]

I love her signature... lol... dead give away is some man with a small dick fronting as a woman lol.

[Phil_McGraw]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Hank View Post
Lordy I want me one of them nigras if we can have slaves
What would you do with it? They've all lost the Godly work ethic they had back in the 1800s. Now the nigrettes weigh in at 300 lbs plus apiece and the nigra boys spend all day doing drugs and trying to impregnate anything that moves.

Maybe if you brought some new nigras over from Africa, that might work.

OMFG is this shit serious? I want my GOD-GIVEN-RIGHT to axe kick the people in the ear hole who brainwash their kids to become retards like this. Jesus didn't even invent the gift giving thing at Christmas, It was all Santa.

[TimeAttack]

Originally posted by Phil_McGraw
Jesus didn't even invent the gift giving thing at Christmas, It was all Santa.

Actually it was jesus, remember the 3 kings and the bling they brought?

[psycoticclown]

Haha, for anybody that doesn't know, that site is a parody site... like the Onion.

[CUG]

Originally posted by ICEBERG
Waiting for CUG to post:

Fanatical Muslims live amongst us.....:D and are equally as annoying. Thank you :thumbsup:

Boo on Toma for not seeing the parody in that site. Mega fail, captain.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by ICEBERG
Waiting for CUG to post:

Fanatical Muslims live amongst us.....:D

*Or anyone else who is somewhat informed about current events and the problems Western Society is facing*

[Toma]

:poosie:

[kertejud2]

Originally posted by Phil_McGraw

OMFG is this shit serious? I want my GOD-GIVEN-RIGHT to axe kick the people in the ear hole who brainwash their kids to become retards like this.

God given right? Chapter and verse please.

[stellerGT]

LOL this site is GOLD!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025

101 reasons why aethiests are wrong

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

[CUG]

Originally posted by Seanith


*Or anyone else who is somewhat informed about current events and the problems Western Society is facing* Are you on MWII tonight? I beat your shit dude.. 45 kills/3 deaths.

[nonlinear]

Originally posted by stellerGT
LOL this site is GOLD!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025

101 reasons why aethiests are wrong

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

hahahahah, now THAT, sir, is fucking awesome!

[dimi]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=237195&postcount=22

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"What Can True Christians™ Do to Help Speed Up Global Warming So Jesus Comes Back Quicker?"

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12904&

"We are still awaiting your Tithe Danny. Show Jesus how sorry you are by clicking on that Paypal button. "


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=70601&postcount=30

"Danny, you are weak. That is precisely why you need to send in a healthy love offering to Jesus as quickly as possible. We are being very patient with you son, but Jesus could kill you at any moment, and you are still quoting from a false Bible, and the DOF says you are passing notes to your witch dominatrix harlot gf, so you need to act now. Just to be safe, send your love offering in before midnight tonight. "

[Danny Meehan]

``Under God's order/globalization, every nation in the world plays it's part: China makes toys and Christmas presents for Wal-Mart, Iraq provides gas and target practice, and African provides entertainment in the form of Live-Aids concerts and movies like Hotel Rwanda``

:rofl:

[Seanith]

Originally posted by CUG
Are you on MWII tonight? I beat your shit dude.. 45 kills/3 deaths.

Haha damn man, now I'm the one who can't hang! I'll try to get on tonight. I've been busy recently :)