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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3196496
My gut still hurts from laughing.
I can see his desire to not want to drop deuces in public washrooms, but does anyone here piss into bottles?
:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
The MS Paint images he took the time to make were golden!
Ripper
12-14-2009, 06:03 PM
"I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry" :nut:
syritis
12-14-2009, 06:03 PM
HAHAHAH WTF? just use the public washroom, jesus chirst. i don't like using public washrooms but i will when necessary. if people like this are so convinced that living in sterile conditions are the safest it would probably be easier to explain living in a bubble then having to duce in someones bathtub!!!
scat19
12-14-2009, 06:03 PM
How is doing something that every human does become an issue for just him?
wow.
GQBalla
12-14-2009, 06:04 PM
thats got to be fake
ahahah
omg
so epic
Chester
12-14-2009, 06:08 PM
Why would you piss in a bottle?:dunno:
samo147
12-14-2009, 06:10 PM
hahah
this is some messed up stuff
heres a video from the sameguy
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AHAHAHAHAAA..
Oh man, i laughed pretty hard at this.
Ive peed in a bottle once in my life.
Was at a garage i rented out, and really had to piss with no bathroom nearby.
McDonalds cup took the win.
But that thread is pretty legendary!!!!
:drama:
Phil_McGraw
12-14-2009, 06:26 PM
What the fuck? Is it just me or can anyone else shit and piss at the same time?
bspot
12-14-2009, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Phil_McGraw
What the fuck? Is it just me or can anyone else shit and piss at the same time?
Not with a boner.
Tik-Tok
12-14-2009, 06:37 PM
I'd call it fake. Judging by his youtube vids, he's just the type of guy who does stuff for attention. Good story though.
pf0sh0
12-14-2009, 06:39 PM
that was great hahahahahahha
chkolny541
12-14-2009, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by bspot
Not with a boner. :clap: :clap:
Phil_McGraw
12-14-2009, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by bspot
Not with a boner.
But couldn't you shove it in the bowl then force you body back bending it so its fuckin in there and your ass can either hover over the remaining hole? Allowing you to poop freely? Albeit it may hurt your pee pee, depending on level of erection, but it is probably the lesser of two evils (pissing and shitting all over some girl's bathroom).
adidas
12-14-2009, 07:19 PM
simple solution to this big problem
Lift the seat up, put ur cock between the seat and the bowl itself, sit down. Shit while ur cock comes back to its normal size.
403ep3
12-14-2009, 07:28 PM
I thought you can't even piss if you have a boner??
Tik-Tok
12-14-2009, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by 403ep3
I thought you can't even piss if you have a boner??
You don't have a penis? Of course you can.
2Valve0
12-14-2009, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by 403ep3
I thought you can't even piss if you have a boner??
Do we have a girl on beyond here disguised as a boy?
But serious that was hilarious I do not thnk something that epic is possible;
syritis
12-14-2009, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by 403ep3
I thought you can't even piss if you have a boner??
yeah health class said this is impossible but a short venture into life proves this is BS, same class said the average size of an erection is 5cm. i think this was just a blatant stab at improving self esteem of jr. high school students. instead it killed my faith in public education.
max_boost
12-14-2009, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by scat19
How is doing something that every human does become an issue for just him?
wow.
:werd:
LOL! at the pictures.
I find the story hard to believe.
anarchy
12-14-2009, 07:56 PM
I had pretty good laugh :rofl:
Fake as hell I'm sure but the picture he painted of him crying was pure gold!
digi355
12-14-2009, 08:49 PM
Anyone know why this guy only pees in bottles?
mowglee
12-14-2009, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by digi355
Anyone know why this guy only pees in bottles?
probably because public bathrooms are "dirty." Simple solution. TP all over the seat! a good 3-4 layers of toilet paper on bowl means you can do your stuff and have one less thing to worry about (or in this guys case, 3)
msommers
12-14-2009, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by 403ep3
I thought you can't even piss if you have a boner??
Did you mean you can't normally cum and piss at the same time?
That is not true anyways, I have to strong-arm almost every morning.
TomcoPDR
12-14-2009, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by max_boost
:werd:
LOL! at the pictures.
I find the story hard to believe.
Not for some Bubblemania customers eh
Lex350
12-14-2009, 10:44 PM
this was ripped off from another story I saw a couple years back. Slightly different details and a little bit different MS images but about 90% the same.
Originally posted by rotten42
this was ripped off from another story I saw a couple years back. Slightly different details and a little bit different MS images but about 90% the same.
Was that the one about "the move" with the guy in the restaurant?
TommyEK4
12-14-2009, 11:13 PM
wow thats just.. wow to funny
speeed
12-14-2009, 11:39 PM
hahah pretty funny story but hard to believe
he posted his pee bottle method on the second page :rofl:
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/2009_0921clothesss0002.jpg
top_speed
12-15-2009, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by rotten42
this was ripped off from another story I saw a couple years back. Slightly different details and a little bit different MS images but about 90% the same.
:werd: i remember reading something like this and i think it was on beyond.it went some likes this.some dude goes to a party and get high/drunk as fuck and doesn't know what he is doing, he goes to the washroom but doesn't lock the door or some thing like that and he started shitting in his pants and everyone watching :rofl:
so fake, but had a pretty good laugh at it :thumbsup: :rofl:
Jlude
12-15-2009, 12:07 AM
hahahahahahaha.... what the fuck.. hammered and I still find this hard to believe.
I just woke up most of my family drunk lauging my ass off at this thread...
Cooked Rice
12-15-2009, 03:24 AM
the pictures were A+++ lol :rofl:
Lex350
12-15-2009, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by 89s1
Was that the one about "the move" with the guy in the restaurant?
ya...that sounds about right.
TimeAttack
12-15-2009, 12:08 PM
http://www.craphound.com/images/trucker_urine_jug_poster.jpg
It's the way of the road bubbles, the way of the road....
Originally posted by syritis
yeah health class said this is impossible but a short venture into life proves this is BS, same class said the average size of an erection is 5cm. i think this was just a blatant stab at improving self esteem of jr. high school students. instead it killed my faith in public education. inches
bastardchild
12-16-2009, 12:15 AM
bodybuilding.com = worst forum ever.
Tomaz
12-16-2009, 10:04 AM
That's fucked up. Really fucked up.
At least I am not the only guy in the world that needs to shit on a "first date"! lol
jonnycat
12-16-2009, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by 403ep3
I thought you can't even piss if you have a boner??
:rofl:
You just gotta stand back further and widen your stance. Once puberty hits, you'll figure it out.
liquidboi69
12-16-2009, 02:48 PM
I'm a pretty regular visitor to BB.com forums, and I really don't know if I can take this guy seriously.
He had a thread where he had a home made full scalesex dolls made out of pillows/magazine pictures. From supposedly when he was young.
Then he had a thread about his workout space, and in the background, you could see piss bottles (where that whole story comes from.)
He supposedly is a really smart guy (working on being a doctor in school or something) but sucks socially. Therefore, he puts up multiple videos on youtube about himself and uses internet meme's for conversation starters (youtube channel is same as his BB.com username.)
And then supposedly, when one of his encounters finally goes well...the above happens. I really am not sure if he's just trolling or not. I'm hoping he is, but he does stupid shit all the time and am somewhat convinced he may be socially awkward like he says.
beyond_ban
12-16-2009, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by jonnycat
:rofl:
You just gotta stand back further and widen your stance. Once puberty hits, you'll figure it out.
:rofl:
You gotta give it quite the push to get it started, but once you get a stream going your good. Sometimes its so high pressured i feel like i could peel paint off a cars bumper.
Originally posted by jonnycat
:rofl:
You just gotta stand back further and widen your stance. Once puberty hits, you'll figure it out.
"The plank"
http://www.sexhax.com/images/5.gif
From the "how to piss with morning wood" thread. :angel:
Danny Meehan
12-16-2009, 06:03 PM
The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub????È
beautiful story ... made me laugh.
btw, how do I turn off the french letters on this keyboard:)
TimeAttack
12-16-2009, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Danny Meehan
btw, how do I turn off the french letters on this keyboard:)
hold ctrl and press shift
if this doesn't work...
Quick fix = press Alt +F4
T-rus
12-16-2009, 07:07 PM
As mentioned before totally fake but funny as hell.
goat_killer
12-17-2009, 01:50 PM
BEST FCKN READ EVER
liquidboi69
12-17-2009, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by liquidboi69
I'm a pretty regular visitor to BB.com forums, and I really don't know if I can take this guy seriously.
He had a thread where he had a home made full scale sex dolls made out of pillows/magazine pictures. From supposedly when he was young.
EDIT: (Post taken off of BB.com but some BB.com users found it somewhere else)
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121030691 (Semi-NSFW?)
Then he had a thread about his workout space, and in the background, you could see piss bottles (where that whole story comes from.)
EDIT: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=118588901
He's pretty much like an internet meme over on BB.com.
darkrider911
12-17-2009, 03:58 PM
Hahahaha that story was quite entertaining! Too bad it can't be true!
Originally posted by Phil_McGraw
But couldn't you shove it in the bowl then force you body back bending it so its fuckin in there and your ass can either hover over the remaining hole? Allowing you to poop freely? Albeit it may hurt your pee pee, depending on level of erection, but it is probably the lesser of two evils (pissing and shitting all over some girl's bathroom).
Well if you have an elongated bowl on your toilet there shouldn't be a problem! Hahaha :rofl:
beyond_ban
12-17-2009, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by darkrider911
Hahahaha that story was quite entertaining! Too bad it can't be true!
Well if you have an elongated bowl on your toilet there shouldn't be a problem! Hahaha :rofl:
Must have had a basic round front hahaha.
darkrider911
12-17-2009, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by beyond_ban
Must have had a basic round front hahaha.
Poor saps! hahahaha.
When I was a kitchen & Bathroom salesperson no one ever bought them.... always thought of mentioning the easiness of morning wood to the men who were looking for new toilets. But their wives would always have the control over what toilet they wanted. :whipped:
beyond_ban
12-17-2009, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by darkrider911
Poor saps! hahahaha.
When I was a kitchen & Bathroom salesperson no one ever bought them.... always thought of mentioning the easiness of morning wood to the men who were looking for new toilets. But their wives would always have the control over what toilet they wanted. :whipped:
Ya, a toilet really says a lot about a man. Can't go wrong with a nice elongated bowl with an elongated slow auto-close lid.
Danny Meehan
12-17-2009, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by darkrider911
always thought of mentioning the easiness of morning wood to the men who were looking for new toilets. :)
SCHIDER23
12-17-2009, 09:06 PM
:rofl: :rofl: Even though is fake or might be funny as hell.:thumbsup:
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