Jersey Shore

[pyroza]

easily the funniest show on TV now.

note: by funny I mean it's so bad you laugh at it

[roopi]

:thumbsup:

Agreed. The people on this show are such fools its entertaining.

[K3RMIT.]

+2. i laugh at the dude with a tanning bed in his house -____-"

[Jeremiah]

I laugh when dumb broads get knocked the fuck out by men

[dj_rice]

So gay how they decided to cut out the punch scene.....but that was uncalled for, I'd justify MAYBE a slap, but he socked her good, too bad the guidos didn't get a chance to pounce

[borN]

Originally posted by dj_rice
So gay how they decided to cut out the punch scene.....but that was uncalled for, I'd justify MAYBE a slap, but he socked her good, too bad the guidos didn't get a chance to pounce

Please don't tell me I'm missing teeth.

Please don't tell me I'm missing teeth.

[ChestRockwell]

Snooki needs a spinoff

[roopi]

Originally posted by ChestRockwell
Snooki needs a spinoff

Let's not get carried away. :rofl:

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by roopi


Let's not get carried away. :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

[bjstare]

Anyone see them on Conan the other night? Snookie is so short, they put a stool below the chair so her feet could be touching something when she sat down.

The Situation was also on, and he gave Conan the nickname "The Solution":rofl:

[01RedDX]

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[BenC]

Man that frat boy was a douche. And I thought the guido's were douches. Lolol

[LongCity]

They're getting great exposure now from this show. Ridiculous!

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by BenC
Man that frat boy was a douche. And I thought the guido's were douches. Lolol

fuck no doubt eh
how they didn't beat his ass down blows my mind. :banghead:

[Baron O' Funk]

Hahahahahahaha, I think its funny to see a "guidette" get punched in the face. And do you know why no guidos beat him down, because they are all talk, pussies.

See actually gets cracked HARD. See here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pX84iirDms

[Canucks3322]

When is this show on in Calgary???? I wanna see it lol....

[Jeremiah]

Its on all the time on MTV Canada channel 111 or 110 I can't remember

[LongCity]

q36uaSlf0ck

Bitch got knocked the fuck out! hahah damn.

[signature7]

I've heard from people growing up in the NJ and around guidos that the show is actually much more tame in representation than how it is. It gets much worse than most people think. LOL I don't think I could handle worse than these guys.

[Jeremiah]

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[beyond_ban]

^^ lol

[Dave P]

Woooo Finale tomorrow night.

By far the best show on tv.

[bubbley]

the situation makes that show :rofl:

[Super_Geo]

I've only seen the gif and the Youtube videos of Snooki getting knocked the fuck out, but that gets :thumbsup: :thumbsup: from me.

[bjstare]

Originally posted by Baron O' Funk
....... And do you know why no guidos beat him down, because they are all talk, pussies.


Did you happen to see when Ronnie knocked the guy out cold last week and he was laying face down on the sidewalk? haha maybe you'd like to reconsider.

[J.M.]

^^ LOL. Ronnie fought that guy on the boardwalk too haha.

[flipstah]

Jersey Shore on DVD = Future Sell-out

[Dave P]

Originally posted by cjblair


Did you happen to see when Ronnie knocked the guy out cold last week and he was laying face down on the sidewalk? haha maybe you'd like to reconsider.


GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE BRO, THAT'S ONE SHOT, THAT'S ONE SHOT KID!

[GenerationX]

ONE SHOT KID ONE SHOT!!

[Canucks3322]

^ all that for Sammie, not worth it...she needs to shut up

They should do a show on dumb wiggaz in Calgary starring Cody the Catch. Now that would be funny to watch. :thumbsup: Making funny of guidos is not funny anymore, yea so what if they're superficial and not the brightest, so are a lot of other types of folks....I'll for one admit that I'm kind of jealous they get some of those guidettes they are hot :thumbsup:

[jefferson2]

Originally posted by Canucks3322
^ all that for Sammie, not worth it...she needs to shut up

They should do a show on dumb wiggaz in Calgary starring Cody the Catch. Now that would be funny to watch. :thumbsup: Making funny of guidos is not funny anymore, yea so what if they're superficial and not the brightest, so are a lot of other types of folks....I'll for one admit that I'm kind of jealous they get some of those guidettes they are hot :thumbsup:

While I agree about dumb wiggers like Cody Tkach (he's on youtube claiming the cops got fired and he wasn't charged), these girls are hot because of the 6-7 pounds of makeup they put on, and no other reason. Guaranteed they look average at best without.

Alyssa Milano for example, getting Guidette-prepped, looks plain jane before hand...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d2ebc8f52/alyssa-milano-s-evolution-jersey-shore

Go to bed at 2 with a 10, wake up at 10 with a 2.

[pf0sh0]

jersey shore is the beeeeeeeest. Everything they say and do... hilarious :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

edit: and I think snooki is pitching her own show to TV networks lol

[Dave P]

Ron Ron Juice
Ingredients:
· Stolichnaya vodka
· Watermelon · Cherries
· Cranberry juice
· Ice
Method: Combine all ingredients in a blender, and blend until smooth. Serve in red plastic Dixie cups. Get filthy. Hook up.



haha well i know what im drinking tonight

[bubbley]

I think the situation bangs snooki tonight! :poosie: :barf: :bigpimp:

[ExtraSlow]

any decent pics of thse chicks? From the little I've seen, I don't think they are too hot.

[bubbley]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
any decent pics of thse chicks? From the little I've seen, I don't think they are too hot.

jwoww is sexy..and she will kick your ass after intercourse

[benyl]

http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html

[extm88]

None of the chicks imo are hot.
Snooki is deff that chick that if you lived with it would be impossible not to come home and bang her after a night on the town. She flaunts herself so hard.
Anyone wanting to watch it, go to mtv's website. I watched the entire season in 3 nights and am caught up for tonights finale.
Ronnie is a savage...
DJ Pauly D gets my respect...hes a quiet honest guy, who cares if he is a guitto
Vinny earned mad props by banging mikes sister haha.

[J.M.]

I thought this show was going to suck at first, but it has grown on me now haha.

[LongCity]

Originally posted by extm88
None of the chicks imo are hot.
Snooki is deff that chick that if you lived with it would be impossible not to come home and bang her after a night on the town. She flaunts herself so hard.
Anyone wanting to watch it, go to mtv's website. I watched the entire season in 3 nights and am caught up for tonights finale.
Ronnie is a savage...
DJ Pauly D gets my respect...hes a quiet honest guy, who cares if he is a guitto
Vinny earned mad props by banging mikes sister haha.

+ The boss's girl hahah

[n1zm0]

this summer an old friend came to visit, he left in JH and now lives/works in manhattan said that it's ALL true, before this show, my knowledge of guido was the gotti kids and the internet pics but he said he dealt with them on a weekly basis, droves of them from secaucus and weehawken come to crowd the clubs/bars on the weekends, their real names are all Vinnie, Paulie, Domenic, Marie, Bella, Angelica, Christina, Jen lol.

he said 'you know an NYC club is going to go downhill in the next 2 months when the guidos start coming' i guess he's been right for the past 3 clubs he bet on with a friend, one even shut down recently. I remember him saying it was so bad in may/june that if they closed down the lincoln tunnel for one month out of the year he'd die a happy man haha

[bjstare]

Originally posted by extm88

.....
Ronnie is a savage...
DJ Pauly D gets my respect...hes a quiet honest guy, who cares if he is a guitto
Vinny earned mad props by banging mikes sister haha.

Yeah, despite what Pauly looks like, he seems like he's actually a genuine guy. Same goes for Vinny, I've been a fan of him since day one; he doesn't take himself too seriously.

[Canucks3322]

^ that's thing I noticed about the show, the guidos they have on aren't really that annoying and are actually nice people...even Situation, as cocky as he sounds.....sigh....if we can't poke fun of guidos and people who try to copy them, who will we have? who are the next "douchebags"....I think MTV had this in mind all along...to show the kids that you still can't judge a book by it's cover, in the words of DJ Pauly himself...."Don't be fooled by the spikes in the hair, I'm not like, a bitch"....:rofl:

[van]

We need a reality television show with 6 people. 5 of different ethnic backgrounds who do not speak english and 1 person (doesn't matter what ethnic background) who ONLY speaks english. hahahaha

[Ukyo8]

hahaha great show

[Dave P]

actual finale was pretty weak. reunion was pretty funny!

Situation is still the funniest

"You have to walk through a lot of weeds to get to a flower"

[scat19]

The only thing I enjoyed in that show was when J WOWW pulled up in her BMW.

Other than that, I couldn't watch more than 3 episodes. I felt "stupider."

[K3RMIT.]

Originally posted by Ukyo8
hahaha great show
+2 got a few good laughs out of it

[pf0sh0]

I thought the finale was weak too.. the reunion was good.

But the situation making out with snooki... groooossss haha

[Shlade]

wow i literally watched my very first episode last night!

haha i cant beleive i missed all the other ones.. I love this show!

So stupid i cant turn it off!

[dingmah]

Originally posted by cjblair
Yeah, despite what Pauly looks like, he seems like he's actually a genuine guy. Same goes for Vinny, I've been a fan of him since day one; he doesn't take himself too seriously.
I thought that I would hate Pauly the most when I first saw the show. But just like you, I think he's really genuine, and it would be cool to go have a night out on the town with him, haha.

[dimi]

The reunion was too funny. Situation!!!!

[dandia89]

pauly doesn't seem like a genuine guy. he didnt care that jwow had a bf and he just wanted to fuck her. he just doesnt say shit like the other guys which in comparison makes him seem somewhat decent

[Dave P]

Pure Awesome

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-jersey-shore-cast-moving-miami-spinoff-amid-contract-dispute-with-mtv

[The_1]

Originally posted by dandia89
pauly doesn't seem like a genuine guy. he didnt care that jwow had a bf and he just wanted to fuck her. he just doesnt say shit like the other guys which in comparison makes him seem somewhat decent

wow dude
that makes him not a genuine guy?

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by dandia89
pauly doesn't seem like a genuine guy. he didnt care that jwow had a bf and he just wanted to fuck her. he just doesnt say shit like the other guys which in comparison makes him seem somewhat decent

Talk less.

[adidas]

The reunion was done so poorly and i thought it was quite bad.

What happened with angelina or wahtever her name was and that married bf of hers. Why not pick around a bit more with ronnie and sam? Whats the deal with Jwoww, they hardly asked her any questions? Whats the deal with pauly D, how is his skit at the nightclub going?

They left out so much info, that it made the reunion seem like just another get together on the patio of their beach house. And whats the deal with all the retards in the audience, i will bet that 70% of those ppl havent even watched the show, they were just there for appearance.

[InLoveWitRSX]

best show ever... so hilarious.

Vinny is actually an intellectual guy, mommas boy, but a nice dude. Pauly is a soulful dude fer sure. Ronnies Jacked. and the best one.. the situation haha too hilarious. The girls are kinda bitchy but cant complain about jwow's tits. (even tho not a big fan of fake boobs)

[InLoveWitRSX]

Originally posted by adidas
The reunion was done so poorly and i thought it was quite bad.

What happened with angelina or wahtever her name was and that married bf of hers. Why not pick around a bit more with ronnie and sam? Whats the deal with Jwoww, they hardly asked her any questions? Whats the deal with pauly D, how is his skit at the nightclub going?


I think they left out Jwoww because she probably asked them to (to save her relationship with that tony guy or whatever). Pauly D is still doin his thing he gets paid alot of money to DJ at clubs, same as the situation (gets paid like 7 grand just to show up at clubs haha)... read all this in magazines.

[Eken9]

^ lol, that's good for them. They all seemed like pretty cool guys for sure.

[1jz-onelove-gte]

Snookie/Snuggie Joke

http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab313/1jz-onelove-gte/Snookie_snuggy_m.jpg

[01RedDX]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5691/jwoww7.jpg

[1jz-onelove-gte]

Dammnnn!!

[beyond_ban]

J woww?^^

[banned3x]

Originally posted by 01RedDX
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5691/jwoww7.jpg
http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/jenni_0809.jpg

[Dave P]

Woop Woop!

Who is ready for season 2? hahahaha

http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2010/photo/flipbook/10-jersey-shore-on-the-red-carpet/vinny-ronnie-mike-pauly-d-101670851.jpg
http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2010/photo/flipbook/10-jersey-shore-on-the-red-carpet/snookie-j-woww-angelina-jenni-17287562_wire.jpg
http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2010/photo/flipbook/10-jersey-shore-on-the-red-carpet/jersey-shore-cast-101675204.jpg

Season 2 Preview:

http://www.mtv.ca/tvshows/jersey-shore/video_content.jhtml?id=1640893

[Dave P]

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better version of the song,

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[InLoveWitRSX]

season 2 preview is lookin pretty sweet so far.