View Full Version : What I learned in 2009
2EFNFAST
12-31-2009, 06:37 PM
There are apparently no hot 16-27yr old females, with big boobs, who post on Beyond :cry:
either that, or they have standards :rofl:
hands..off
12-31-2009, 06:45 PM
That is a good life lesson to have learned over an entire year.
anschutz_92
12-31-2009, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
That is a good life lesson to have learned over an entire year.
Id like to point out that Im 20 and have moderately sized boobs lol.
aye mami, let me holla at you gurrl!
n1zm0
12-31-2009, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
Id like to point out that Im 20 and have moderately sized boobs lol.
the year's not over yet 2EFN :clap: here's your chance
sry, TPIUWOP, sry
2EFNFAST
12-31-2009, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
That is a good life lesson to have learned over an entire year.
Id like to point out that Im 20 and have moderately sized boobs lol.
hmmm, are you a female..... :angel:
TomcoPDR
12-31-2009, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
hmmm, are you a female..... :angel:
lol, took the words right outta my mouth... with obesity on the rise, I too have seen dudes with nicer boobs than chicks nowadays.
benzdude10
12-31-2009, 06:57 PM
What I learned:
TITS OR GTFO
hands..off
12-31-2009, 07:08 PM
well gentlemen heres a 2009 beyond lesson you all better do your homework for..
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs092.snc1/4664_1326774312_676169912_2727308_7
thats me at driven ìn edmonton
HyperZell
12-31-2009, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
well gentlemen heres a 2009 beyond lesson you all better do your homework for..
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs092.snc1/4664_1326774399125_n.jpg
thats me at driven ìn edmonton
Well, now that that's done, I hope you put your...attention(?) suit on.
Have fun!
shakalaka
12-31-2009, 07:12 PM
Oh no you di'int! :facepalm:
TomcoPDR
12-31-2009, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by HyperZell
Well, now that that's done, I hope you put your...attention(?) suit on.
Have fun!
Anyone can post a photo off the interwebs tho
HyperZell
12-31-2009, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR
Anyone can post a photo off the interwebs tho
You think that's going to stop the Lonely Hearts section of Beyond?
2EFNFAST
12-31-2009, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
well gentlemen heres a 2009 beyond lesson you all better do your homework for..
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs092.snc1/4664_132677439912_n.jpg
thats me at driven �n edmonton
Hmmmm; willing to post recent pic saying 'i <3 EFN' to prove that's you? :confused:
benzdude10
12-31-2009, 07:18 PM
Need a photo of you with a shoe on your head.
hands..off
12-31-2009, 07:20 PM
...
benzdude10
12-31-2009, 07:21 PM
would passionately and viciously hit/10
Critical
12-31-2009, 07:22 PM
Butterface.
2EFNFAST
12-31-2009, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
[B]i heart EFN
EFN <3s you too.
Now that introductions are out of the way, can we pan the camera down a bit and remove a few articles of clothing... =)
So you don't feel shy, I'll go first
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww89/efnfast/me5.jpg
hey, nothing wrong with shameless self-promotion :rofl:
sr20s14zenki
12-31-2009, 07:27 PM
Guys, the sound of a BOV gets her wet :D :drool:
HyperZell
12-31-2009, 07:27 PM
Told you Tomco, lol.
Now the cast of characters assemble: the lover, the hater, the skeptic, the white knight and the female defendant. In multiples.
Hey hands..off, you're cute, so either play with beyond or cut everyone off now, lol.
JRSC00LUDE
12-31-2009, 07:29 PM
lol.......
TomcoPDR
12-31-2009, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by HyperZell
Told you Tomco, lol.
Now the cast of characters assemble: the lover, the hater, the skeptic, the white knight and the female defendant. In multiples.
Hey hands..off, you're cute, so either play with beyond or cut everyone off now, lol.
hmmm, I call for moar pics to confirm that's really her.
HyperZell
12-31-2009, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR
hmmm, I call for moar pics to confirm that's really her.
"The Skeptic", played by Tomco DPR. Nice!
benzdude10
12-31-2009, 07:33 PM
My cock is 7.5" errect. Think about it
2EFNFAST
12-31-2009, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by HyperZell
so either play with beyond or cut everyone off now, lol.
damn straight; i posted a shirtless pic, now it's her turn!
TomcoPDR
12-31-2009, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by HyperZell
Now the cast of characters assemble: the lover
Originally posted by HyperZell
Hey hands..off, you're cute
:rofl:
Add her to facebook boys
[email protected]
benzdude10
12-31-2009, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Kobe
Add her to facebook boys
[email protected]
Yeah. That is creepy.
n1zm0
12-31-2009, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by benzdude10
Yeah. That is creepy.
HA you have to be one of beyond's newest members because this is totally normal here :rofl:
turbotrip
12-31-2009, 08:08 PM
lol right about now shes wondering if the pictures were really a good idea
hands..off
12-31-2009, 08:14 PM
...
hands..off
12-31-2009, 08:14 PM
BTW ive been a member for a couple months, ive just never found anything interesting to post on haha
JRSC00LUDE
12-31-2009, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
add me to facebook actually, i have gone out and its super hard to post pics from my blackberry haha
Lauren Fransoo,
ill add you ASAP and i have osme pictures on there.
TO MR SCEPTIC...
adding me will confirm it is me haha
I think it would a more solid display of commitment if you added me. You gotta work for my attention girl.
hands..off
12-31-2009, 08:25 PM
name and ill add it!
TorqueDog
12-31-2009, 08:26 PM
In for lulz.
rp_guy
12-31-2009, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
add me to facebook actually, i have gone out and its super hard to post pics from my blackberry haha
Lauren Fransoo,
ill add you ASAP and i have osme pictures on there.
TO MR SCEPTIC...
adding me will confirm it is me haha
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22941/1042/100/n676169912_3998.jpg
JRSC00LUDE
12-31-2009, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
name and ill add it!
This isn't the welfare office, you actually have to work to get paid.
TimeAttack
12-31-2009, 08:30 PM
If the sound of a bov makes you wet, the sound of a muffler whistle tip must make you go "WOOO WOOOOO"
Nnzw_i4YmKk
Kardon
12-31-2009, 08:37 PM
JDM+BOV, sold?
TimeAttack
12-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Personally, compressor surge makes me wet...
hands..off
12-31-2009, 08:52 PM
...
That.Guy.S30
12-31-2009, 08:53 PM
hahah wheres arif? he needs to get in on this shit
TomcoPDR
12-31-2009, 08:54 PM
Hey Lauren, do you like twin turbos?
TimeAttack
12-31-2009, 08:55 PM
wtf is flutter dump.
Did you just make that up?
hands..off
12-31-2009, 08:55 PM
...
hands..off
12-31-2009, 09:00 PM
Nooooo its when the turbo spools back on itlf and makes lik rebound sound.... Just youtube flutter dump and l know what I mean
TimeAttack
12-31-2009, 09:03 PM
Flutter dump is what people call compressor surge when they don't bother to find out the technical and correct name.
There is only 4 videos that come up under a youtube search with "flutter dump" in that sequence.
Suggesting that it is not a correct or commonly used term.
The sound can be described as chatter or flutter, but flutter dump means nothing.
hands..off
12-31-2009, 09:11 PM
WELL I had half of it right didn't I?
I'm learning as I go, I'm new to cars
Tomaz
12-31-2009, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
WELL I had half of it right didn't I?
I'm learning as I go, I'm new to cars
You talk like you know a hell of a lot more than most females i am encountered. Just gained 5 sexy points! lol :love:
What I learned in 2009 is a good ol dry jerk beats a lubed jerk every time.
hands..off
12-31-2009, 09:44 PM
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GQBalla
12-31-2009, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR
lol, took the words right outta my mouth... with obesity on the rise, I too have seen dudes with nicer boobs than chicks nowadays.
i swear they are powerful underneath...:cry: :cry:
EK 2.0
12-31-2009, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Thi_Thi Subs
hahah wheres arif? he needs to get in on this shit
right here....
Damn rookies...
Hi Lauren, my name is Arif. it's a pleasure to meet you.
What you have gone and done with your naive ways is go an open yourself up for the beyond.ca "OMFG THERE IS A GIRL ON BEYOND WHO POSTED A PIC AND HER NAME" stalkers. Right now as I type this out to you, hoards of beyonders are e-stalking you. Now unfortunately it is too late to turn back the clock, but have no fear. And why should you hold no fear??...Because EK 2.0 is here. I am beyond's official lady poster welcoming committee. If you have any questions, or need any annoying users told off or banned, I am your guy. Yes, you mentioned that you have been here for a couple of months. and as such you might have a working knowledge of beyond. But, if you would like a more intrinsic knowledge, or even a biblical one...please do not hesitate to shoot me a PM...
If you would like your own personalized tour of our humble forums, then again, please do not even think twice about shooting me a PM...and if you wish to, even include your Berry PIN as we can then get to know each other on a more one-on-one basis. Ignore the rest of these goons Lauren, they just get all humpity when they find out about a new girl, especially one as easy on the eyes as you are...
Once again...
Welcome to beyond.ca,
Please enjoy your stay,
There is lots of stuff to do here from day-to-day,
Take off your jacket stay awhile get comfy and play,
I will protect you come what may,
Be it trolls, horny users, scammers ok??
Look forward to hearing from you...have a fantastic and safe end of 2009 and a bright and wonderful beginning to 2010...
Yours,
Arif.
2EFNFAST
12-31-2009, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
The more the better.... Especially the faster the better
How do you feel about LeMans cars? :poosie:
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww89/efnfast/more1.jpg
Twin_Cam_Turbo
12-31-2009, 10:32 PM
She accepted that friend request FAST!
The_Rural_Juror
12-31-2009, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo
She accepted that friend request FAST!
Sounds like a TARP!
What I learned in 2009. Girls don't exist on the internets.
THAT'S A MAN!
2EFNFAST
01-01-2010, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
Sounds like a TARP!
TARP!!!!! :cry:
dj_rice
01-01-2010, 12:51 AM
1 friend in common
Originally posted by hands..off
Depends on what its lubed with, no?
I'd like to say I do know a lot more than the average chick knows about cars, cause I spend close to 4 nights a week at a shop working on a JDM impreza or my honda lol
I'm friends with Vex Performance
WAIT A MINUTE.....Val use to drive a Honda Prelude and now drives a Impreza.....this is a tarp!!!!!!!
hands..off
01-01-2010, 03:01 AM
happy 2010 everyone........
streethondas
01-01-2010, 03:58 AM
WOOOHOOOO E-MACK!!!!!!!!
Jonel
01-01-2010, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
right here....
Damn rookies...
Hi Lauren, my name is Arif. it's a pleasure to meet you.
What you have gone and done with your naive ways is go an open yourself up for the beyond.ca "OMFG THERE IS A GIRL ON BEYOND WHO POSTED A PIC AND HER NAME" stalkers. Right now as I type this out to you, hoards of beyonders are e-stalking you. Now unfortunately it is too late to turn back the clock, but have no fear. And why should you hold no fear??...Because EK 2.0 is here. I am beyond's official lady poster welcoming committee. If you have any questions, or need any annoying users told off or banned, I am your guy. Yes, you mentioned that you have been here for a couple of months. and as such you might have a working knowledge of beyond. But, if you would like a more intrinsic knowledge, or even a biblical one...please do not hesitate to shoot me a PM...
If you would like your own personalized tour of our humble forums, then again, please do not even think twice about shooting me a PM...and if you wish to, even include your Berry PIN as we can then get to know each other on a more one-on-one basis. Ignore the rest of these goons Lauren, they just get all humpity when they find out about a new girl, especially one as easy on the eyes as you are...
Once again...
Welcome to beyond.ca,
Please enjoy your stay,
There is lots of stuff to do here from day-to-day,
Take off your jacket stay awhile get comfy and play,
I will protect you come what may,
Be it trolls, horny users, scammers ok??
Look forward to hearing from you...have a fantastic and safe end of 2009 and a bright and wonderful beginning to 2010...
Yours,
Arif.
damnnn .. mad props on how well done that was
Proboscis
01-01-2010, 04:44 AM
was that ashee?
Skyline_Addict
01-01-2010, 05:00 AM
fuckin TARP
TomcoPDR
01-01-2010, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by Proboscis
was that ashee?
yea whatever happened to her?
nismodrifter
01-01-2010, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
right here....
Damn rookies...
Hi Lauren, my name is Arif. it's a pleasure to meet you.
What you have gone and done with your naive ways is go an open yourself up for the beyond.ca "OMFG THERE IS A GIRL ON BEYOND WHO POSTED A PIC AND HER NAME" stalkers. Right now as I type this out to you, hoards of beyonders are e-stalking you. Now unfortunately it is too late to turn back the clock, but have no fear. And why should you hold no fear??...Because EK 2.0 is here. I am beyond's official lady poster welcoming committee. If you have any questions, or need any annoying users told off or banned, I am your guy. Yes, you mentioned that you have been here for a couple of months. and as such you might have a working knowledge of beyond. But, if you would like a more intrinsic knowledge, or even a biblical one...please do not hesitate to shoot me a PM...
If you would like your own personalized tour of our humble forums, then again, please do not even think twice about shooting me a PM...and if you wish to, even include your Berry PIN as we can then get to know each other on a more one-on-one basis. Ignore the rest of these goons Lauren, they just get all humpity when they find out about a new girl, especially one as easy on the eyes as you are...
Once again...
Welcome to beyond.ca,
Please enjoy your stay,
There is lots of stuff to do here from day-to-day,
Take off your jacket stay awhile get comfy and play,
I will protect you come what may,
Be it trolls, horny users, scammers ok??
Look forward to hearing from you...have a fantastic and safe end of 2009 and a bright and wonderful beginning to 2010...
Yours,
Arif.
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Youre-Awseome/1/Misc-Mad_Props.jpg
FiveFreshFish
01-01-2010, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR
yea whatever happened to her?
I think she moved to the UK.
hands..off
01-01-2010, 07:08 PM
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dj_rice
01-01-2010, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss349/laurenfransoo/beyond%20boys/010.jpg?t=1262394418
Are you sure your ready for what happens next?
TomcoPDR
01-01-2010, 07:13 PM
Those blankets look warm
EK 2.0
01-01-2010, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by hands..off
I JUST POSTED A PHOTO
Lauren tsk, tsk, tsk...This is not good for you...
And an ex bf huh??...Interesting...
So, if you are looking for a rebound look no further...
Cause baby, not only will I be the rebound but the three pointer at the buzzer...if you let me take it to the hole...
Originally posted by EK 2.0
Lauren tsk, tsk, tsk...This is not good for you...
And an ex bf huh??...Interesting...
So, if you are looking for a rebound look no further...
Cause baby, not only will I be the rebound but the three pointer at the buzzer...if you let me take it to the hole...
Haha Wow E.K
hands..off
01-01-2010, 07:30 PM
Yep those blankets are warm haha.
JfuckinC
01-01-2010, 07:35 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
95EagleAWD
01-01-2010, 07:47 PM
Were you working for VEX at Driven?
I was judging the show and remember a few girls around their booth.
I learnt that not every girl at the bar is DTF... :confused:
I googled it because I didn't know either...
"Down to fuck " was what came up in urban dictionary.
Context appears correct, so I assumed that was what he meant.
Google is an impressive tool, you should try it more often.
hands..off
01-01-2010, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Were you working for VEX at Driven?
I was judging the show and remember a few girls around their booth.
yes both shows i was at the vex booth.
edmonton i was mostly selling nos
and calgary i was only there for half a day
2EFNFAST
01-01-2010, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
Lauren tsk, tsk, tsk...This is not good for you...
And an ex bf huh??...Interesting...
So, if you are looking for a rebound look no further...
Cause baby, not only will I be the rebound but the three pointer at the buzzer...if you let me take it to the hole...
Hey, i saw her first; if you want her, I challenge you to either a benching or deadlifting challenge :whipped:
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
Hey, i saw her first; if you want her, I challenge you to either a benching or deadlifting challenge :whipped:
Why no squats old man? How about some cleans or snatches?
On a side note..
I am here for the gang bang...
2EFNFAST
01-01-2010, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by KRyn
Why no squats old man? How about some cleans or snatches?
On a side note..
I am here for the gang bang...
I'm down for a clean&press competition.
Before the gang bang of course.
Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
I'm down for a clean&press competition.
Before the gang bang of course.
Good call, if we do things in this order we will all be loose and limber for the gang bang. We can determine the order of penetration by who can lift the most? I can supply some cialis for those interested in making this a marathon.
JfuckinC
01-01-2010, 09:36 PM
filthy lol
hands..off
01-01-2010, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by JfuckinC
filthy lol
+1
rp_guy
01-01-2010, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Suey
DTF?
it's a new word. apparently all the cool kids use it
Originally posted by KRyn
Why no squats old man? How about some cleans or snatches?
On a side note..
I am here for the gang bang...
I'm still not entirely sure there are any clean snatches in this thread. ;)
2EFNFAST
01-01-2010, 10:01 PM
Hmmmm, she hasn't PM'd me yet to ask to see my wee-wee. Highly suspicious when a supposed girl isn't interested in muscles, money, or sports cars. I smell a TARPazoid....
http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//7000/400/30/2/17432.jpg
Originally posted by KRyn
We can determine the order of penetration by who can lift the most? .
Of course!
Btw, anybody who posts a shirtless pic in this thread gets +20lbs added to their lift, so I'm already up +20 :D
Btw, what would happen if there was a 4-way tie? DVDA gang bang?
FraserB
01-01-2010, 10:06 PM
I learned that you never, ever fuck with Beyond.
Redlyne_mr2
01-01-2010, 10:24 PM
Back to the op's original comment , there have been a few.
2EFNFAST
01-02-2010, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by hands..off
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss349/laurenfransoo/beyond%20boys/010.jpg?t=1262394418
...
hey, who's this Mark lavgine guy? Are you cheating on us already???????
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss349/laurenfransoo/marc%20lavigne/IMG00013.jpg
TorqueDog
01-02-2010, 01:21 AM
Oh Beyond... :rofl:
hands..off
01-02-2010, 01:32 AM
Marc is the ex.
I understand it was meant as a joke but thats gone a little too far.
The_Rural_Juror
01-02-2010, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by hands..off
Marc is the ex.
I understand it was meant as a joke but thats gone a little too far.
So EFN what happens if I post a topless picture....? Seems that deal only benefits the guys
We're all gay here, so please feel free.
Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
We're all gay here, so please feel free.
:bullshit: :rofl: :rofl:
Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
We're all gay here, so please feel free.
Hahahah
2EFNFAST
01-02-2010, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by hands..off
Marc is the ex.
I understand it was meant as a joke but thats gone a little too far.
So EFN what happens if I post a topless picture....? Seems that deal only benefits the guys
Well, I already posted a shirtless pic of me - see bottom of page 1 for re-clarification - so it seems a bit unfair that I did but you havn't yet? Fair is fair, yes?
dj_rice
01-02-2010, 02:04 AM
Oh Beyond, always scaring off the ladies. First ashee, then Morgan Slade, now Lauren :rofl:
Power_Of_Rotary
01-02-2010, 02:55 AM
a chick on beyond is like a living human in a zombie world...
luxor
01-02-2010, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by Power_Of_Rotary
a chick on beyond is like a living human in a zombie world...
:werd:
And some of you guys wonder why beyond is such a huge sausage fest.
:facepalm:
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