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Tik-Tok
01-08-2010, 06:49 PM
WTF is up with EVERYONE posting colours as their status? Friends who don't even know eachother are doing it, all across the country.
JfuckinC
01-08-2010, 06:51 PM
bra color
in support of breast cancer
Tik-Tok
01-08-2010, 06:52 PM
Lame. I think every girl should be putting her boobs as her profile pic if they really want to support breast cancer.
JfuckinC
01-08-2010, 06:54 PM
post your wifes?
bubbley
01-08-2010, 07:01 PM
Great Counter status:
URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. THIS IS A VIRUS.To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings>Enable Webcam> Record Movie>Post to youtube. Please repost to your status...
BlackArcher101
01-08-2010, 07:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/f4Stz.png
Jeremiah
01-08-2010, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by BlackArcher101
http://i.imgur.com/f4Stz.png
+1
Xaroxantu Zero
01-08-2010, 07:42 PM
http://assets.heavy.com/post_assets/2010/01/0718/1262908120_facebook-win.jpg
^^ :rofl: @ the last one, haha.
Kona9
01-08-2010, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by BlackArcher101
http://i.imgur.com/f4Stz.png
:thumbsup:
codetrap
01-08-2010, 08:33 PM
I laughed when I read out the colors... then I read it to my wife, and she chortled too.
95EagleAWD
01-08-2010, 09:14 PM
It made my day... and I got a bunch of pics.
You boys need to up your game.
KrisYYC
01-08-2010, 09:21 PM
Que the "Living in womanville" thread.
As if breast cancer needs anymore awareness.
frozenrice
01-08-2010, 09:32 PM
Remember the commercial from a few months ago?
"Breast cancer is hard. Walking is not." What if I have no legs bitch?.......FML.
I had to Google it today and I found it funny because my girlfriend was actually wearing my underwear. She stayed over with no extras....what are you going to do.
G-ZUS
01-08-2010, 10:15 PM
next week is prostate awareness, you have to post the color of your bowel movement that your prostate enabled you to provide to the toilet ;)
colt22
01-08-2010, 10:30 PM
haha thats superb im using that in my status.
colt22
01-08-2010, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by G-ZUS
next week is prostate awareness, you have to post the color of your bowel movement that your prostate enabled you to provide to the toilet ;)
prostate has nothing to do with bowel movements
coventyhills
01-08-2010, 10:34 PM
I agree about the bowel comment. I propose we select the three colors of our stool and post them.
Today, I had a light brown, black, and light yellow/green stool.
Toilet_D
01-08-2010, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by G-ZUS
next week is prostate awareness, you have to post the color of your bowel movement that your prostate enabled you to provide to the toilet ;)
aw hell, why wait the week?!?!
my bowel movement is just your typical brown, but its the physical attributes that really make it stand out. i usually have flecks of corn and nuts scattered through the body of the turd, you'll also notice a slight red hue, due to rectal bleeding, and a nice even coating of gerbil fur that gives it a nice 101-Dalmations Cruella De-ville look!
however, if i'm a real lucky-lager, on a good day i'll find something wriggling in my stool, which would be my tapeworm.
another good way to really spice up your bowel movement, is to give yourself a yogurt enema, and let it sit in there until it spoils and bacteria begins to grow ( even try using a petri dish and q-tip swabs to make sure its in its bacterial prime before shitting out the real deal )
now, things may have solidified a little bit in there, so you're gonna wanna break everything up with a blunt object ie; a toilet plunger handle with a condom over it ( only if your sphincter is frail should the condom be used ) once you have broken everything loose.the two last steps would be to shave all of your ass hair, and coat your ass crack with cooking oil for an anti-stick purpose. once you're ready, simply empty your anus!
coventyhills
01-08-2010, 10:44 PM
I can eat corn, but it always all comes out. My poo is like 50% corn.
Supa Dexta
01-08-2010, 10:45 PM
heres what next>
today all day i want you to put the size of your feet and the word inches and a sad face after for example.. 6 inches :(:( .... we'll wind the men up wih this one for sure haha..
send to females in ur list.... xx
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