So I get this email

[Jetta-2.0]

Hello all, so I have my car for sale and I get this email :facepalm:

From: [email protected]
hohoho buddy, if you sale everything you have for this car together with the car you CANNOT take more than $1000. For example who will pay money for 11 years old car that needs to go to an inspection, and who will pay for rims with 10 wholes in it?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[slinkie]

fascinating

you post this at 3.22 am huh

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by slinkie
fascinating

you post this at 3.22 am huh

well I just got home and checked my email sorry cant afford a data plan on my phone

[slinkie]

link to ad? :angel:

[Kardon]

Who cares what time it is? :dunno:

[Unknown303]

That makes perfect sense, when you think about it.

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by slinkie
link to ad? :angel:

link to my ad? sureeee now I await comments on my ricy tails

but im not putting my car up here for you guys to make fun of and for that reson i dont have FS in my post ty :D

[slinkie]

cool thread

[2Valve0]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0


link to my ad? sureeee now I await comments on my ricy tails

but im not putting my car up here for you guys to make fun of and for that reson i dont have FS in my post ty :D


:facepalm:
shouldn't be a ricer boy than....GTFO!

[shawtie]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Volkswagen-Jetta-Sedan-MUST-GO-W0QQAdIdZ188700135


:dunno: Just guessing lol

[TorqueDog]

Fuuuuck, those tail lights are as gay as AIDS.



Originally posted by Jetta-2.0
link to my ad? sureeee now I await comments on my ricy tails

but im not putting my car up here for you guys to make fun of and for that reson i dont have FS in my post ty :D Well, I guess he was right. :angel:

[ekguy]

And Ractive muffler. That thing must be heard from a mile away with that fart can...

[chkolny541]

lol i like how the ad gets found immediatly:nut:

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by ekguy
And Ractive muffler. That thing must be heard from a mile away with that fart can...

not really it doesnt sound like a fart can not even close if i take the intake out you wont here it unless u go over 4000 RPMs :D

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by shawtie
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Volkswagen-Jetta-Sedan-MUST-GO-W0QQAdIdZ188700135


:dunno: Just guessing lol

damn you have a sharp eye good thing those ricer tails didnt pop one out:clap:

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by chkolny541
lol i like how the ad gets found immediatly:nut:

most beyonder have nothing better to do :(

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Fuuuuck, those tail lights are as gay as AIDS.


Well, I guess he was right. :angel:

:clap: thats why im selling it, I see you drive an m5 so thats where im pulling towards :D i got a 1997 328i waiting on me :D i have to be one of the cool guys and join your club

[Jetta-2.0]

Any ways guys come on cut me some slack i didnt make the thread to be made fun of so heres an update to what the guy said back.


YES I CAN DRIVE. I AM EUROPEAN!!!

THE CAR IS MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD, SO THE CAR NEEDS TO UNDERGO SAFETY INSPECTION PRIOR REGISTRATION WHEN SWITCHING OWNERS

THE RIMS HAVE 10 HOLES SO THAT THEY CAN FIT TO MOST CARS WITH 5 HOLES, BUT WHEN THE RIM HAS MORE HOLES THAN IT HAS TO THE RIM IS GARBAGE AND IT WILL BREAK FOR SURE!!! WHEN THE RIM BREAK NOT ONLY ARE YOU THROWING THE RIM, BUT YOU ARE THROWING THE WHOLE CAR!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!

AND SERIOUSLY, IF YOU WANT TO SELL THIS CAR YOU SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING FOR MORE THAN $1000 WITH EVERYTHING INCLUDED

NO I AM NOT OFFERING YOU MONEY!!! I HAVE A NEW CAR THAT IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE(IF YOU HAVE ANY)

[omfgcurtis]

$1000 may be low, but $6500 is a tad steep. revert it back to stock and you might have better luck

[nonlinear]

hahahha, i have to say that crazy european is pretty funny.

[TorqueDog]

Post his e-mail address. Your poor taste in taillamps does not excuse his poor ability to communicate using the English language.

[topmade]

Guy sounds like a jackass to say it's only worth 1k. Two bolt patterns is normal and safety inspection isn't a big deal. It's priced about right IMO. You always add a bit more then what you expect to get, so maybe in the end 5000-5500 will what he will end up with.

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by topmade
Guy sounds like a jackass to say it's only worth 1k. Two bolt patterns is normal and safety inspection isn't a big deal. It's priced about right IMO. You always add a bit more then what you expect to get, so maybe in the end 5000-5500 will what he will end up with.

Thank you!!! and thats where every one aims at thanks

[Jetta-2.0]

So after I told him hes talking out of his ass this is what I get next
:rofl: :rofl:
learn your stupid language stupid american!!!
rims are worth nothing!!! No one who has a little brain in the head will buy 10 holes rims. BUT WELCOME TO AMERICA!!! THE COUNTRY OF THE IDIOTS!!!

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Post his e-mail address. Your poor taste in taillamps does not excuse his poor ability to communicate using the English language.

I did but heres it again From: [email protected]

[Cos]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0
So after I told him hes talking out of his ass this is what I get next
:rofl: :rofl:
learn your stupid language stupid american!!!
rims are worth nothing!!! No one who has a little brain in the head will buy 10 holes rims. BUT WELCOME TO AMERICA!!! THE COUNTRY OF THE IDIOTS!!!

Welcome to america?

[FraserB]

Hello sir, I am currently selling my 2002 Jetta with only 129k on the odometer. The rims are a 5 bolt pattern so they will stay firmly attached to the car during heavy driving. It is also only 8 years old so it will not need a safety inspection before sale, unlike older cars. I understand that you are a connoisseur of european automobiles and would be honored if you would consider buying it. I am asking $5500 CDN , but the price is negotiable.

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by FraserB
Hello sir, I am currently selling my 2002 Jetta with only 129k on the odometer. The rims are a 5 bolt pattern so they will stay firmly attached to the car during heavy driving. It is also only 8 years old so it will not need a safety inspection before sale, unlike older cars. I understand that you are a connoisseur of european automobiles and would be honored if you would consider buying it. I am asking $5500 CDN , but the price is negotiable.

what :dunno:

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by Cos


Welcome to america?
I guess he thinks all americains are dumb so now i fall under an amaricain and not a canadian :rofl:

[FraserB]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0


what :dunno:

Oops, forgot the last bit.

Just emailed him that:)

[Cody D]

Just for him being a dick like that I think it's time to sign him up for every gay porn site and everything else you can find.

[psycoticclown]

^^Haha :werd:

That guy is such a fucking douchebag. Car is priced about right, maybe 5500 after negotiations. 1000 though... :nut:

[badluck]

Wow!! haha:rofl: I think your car is priced pretty fair. $1000? thats just about as bad as this guy from kijiji offering me $6500 for my 98 TypeR without the mods, i was asking 13,000....:facepalm:

[2EFNFAST]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0


most beyonder have nothing better to do :(

we now have your phone number now - if you screw anybody on here, you're basically screwed big time :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[shawtie]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0


most beyonder have nothing better to do :(

Not like it was hard to find.....and your right I had nothing better to do hahah I got up to early and was just killing time before work. :P

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by 2EFNFAST


we now have your phone number now - if you screw anybody on here, you're basically screwed big time :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If you guys want to be my fans go on ahead and call :D but i dont answer unknown numbers :D so yeah and i dont answer on week days, unless i have your number saved on my phone and i know who it is :rofl: only after 6 i take any calls but not unknown so good luck :clap: but im sure the mature guys/girls on here wont call just for the hell of it

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by shawtie


Not like it was hard to find.....and your right I had nothing better to do hahah I got up to early and was just killing time before work. :P

and thats why we all come on here :D:clap: for beyond

[Jetta-2.0]

SO another update

I said this to him and this what I get back

ME:

Fuck off you wanker im not american douch bag and another thing im in canada you dont need an inspection on any year of car as long as its active stats at the insurance your funny your making my day by the way asswipe and if you have a new car thats worth more then my house why the hell are you searching on kijiji to buy a car in the first place YES I CAN DRIVE. I AM EUROPEAN!!! here in canada we dont drive on the right we drive on the left learn the system

And his reply:

LOL
only american can be that stupid!!!
"here in canada we dont drive on the right we drive on the left learn the system"


Another email from him

no need to
I am not stupid american... I know what you have written, and I understand that this is normal for you stupid americans who do not go to post secondary school and do not have common sense.

IF A CAR IS MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD IT NEEDS TO PASS SAFETY INSPECTION PRIOR REGISTRATION WHEN SWITCHING OWNERS

QUOTE FROM THE LAW OF CALGARY AUTOMOTIVE SECTION.


3d email:

that funny, because a person who just got a car would not sell it.
it is funny because a person who just got a car would not put so much garbage for that short time.
It is funny that the american idiot is driving european car.
it is funny UK is not in Europe, but americans do not know that, dont even know that only UK, JAPAN, New Zealand and Australia have right hand drive.
It is funny that only in America people drive right hand drive when the roads are made for left hand drive
It is funnt that the idiot who has not even gone to post secondary school it telling me what to do.

YOU AMERICANS ARE FUNNY PEOPLE, BUT WE EUROPEANS ARE SAYING THAT YOU ARE STUPID!!!

THERE IS A GOOD REASON WHY THE AVERAGE IQ FOR AMERICANS IS 80 AND AVERAGE IQ FOR EUROPEANS IS 130

[bastardchild]

I'm not gonna lie, your car looks fairly homo in my opinion but its worth a lot more than $1000. I've seen people sell 1989 Camry's for $1000.

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by bastardchild
I'm not gonna lie, your car looks fairly homo in my opinion but its worth a lot more than $1000. I've seen people sell 1989 Camry's for $1000.

how does it look fiarly homo plz tell? or u saying that just cuz the tail lights

[bastardchild]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0


how does it look fiarly homo plz tell? or u saying that just cuz the tail lights

Taillights and that terrible exhaust. An automatic should not have an exhaust unless its a supersprint or something quiet.

[Jetta-2.0]

ill take u for a ride in the car and tell me if it sounds ugly u judge a book from its cover

[TimH]

Atleast you're not trying to sell it with tribal seat covers because that would be homo.

[nonlinear]

why are you guys bashing his car? personally, it's not my thing either, but 75% of you guys are driving around in beat to hell, rusty, early-90s civics with limo tint and fart cans. talk about homo.

[scat19]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys bashing his car? personally, it's not my thing either, but 75% of you guys are driving around in beat to hell, rusty late 90s civics with limo tint and fart cans. talk about homo.


haha YES!

To own a civic it's seems to be law to put on a fart can within 2 months (I say two months because they need their paychecks to come in)

[Vanner]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0
SO another update

I said this to him and this what I get back

ME:

Fuck off you wanker im not american douch bag and another thing im in canada you dont need an inspection on any year of car as long as its active stats at the insurance your funny your making my day by the way asswipe and if you have a new car thats worth more then my house why the hell are you searching on kijiji to buy a car in the first place YES I CAN DRIVE. I AM EUROPEAN!!! here in canada we dont drive on the right we drive on the left learn the system

And his reply:

LOL
only american can be that stupid!!!
"here in canada we dont drive on the right we drive on the left learn the system"


Another email from him

no need to
I am not stupid american... I know what you have written, and I understand that this is normal for you stupid americans who do not go to post secondary school and do not have common sense.

IF A CAR IS MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD IT NEEDS TO PASS SAFETY INSPECTION PRIOR REGISTRATION WHEN SWITCHING OWNERS

QUOTE FROM THE LAW OF CALGARY AUTOMOTIVE SECTION.


3d email:

that funny, because a person who just got a car would not sell it.
it is funny because a person who just got a car would not put so much garbage for that short time.
It is funny that the american idiot is driving european car.
it is funny UK is not in Europe, but americans do not know that, dont even know that only UK, JAPAN, New Zealand and Australia have right hand drive.
It is funny that only in America people drive right hand drive when the roads are made for left hand drive
It is funnt that the idiot who has not even gone to post secondary school it telling me what to do.

YOU AMERICANS ARE FUNNY PEOPLE, BUT WE EUROPEANS ARE SAYING THAT YOU ARE STUPID!!!

THERE IS A GOOD REASON WHY THE AVERAGE IQ FOR AMERICANS IS 80 AND AVERAGE IQ FOR EUROPEANS IS 130

:facepalm: I find it interesting that the crazy European kept on saying ... like as if he actually BELIEVE Canadians are counted as Americans!! What did Europe teach them about geographic history?

We, Canadians, are NOT AMERICANS !! Get that drilled into your brain, you crazy gay European. (tell that to him).

If he's saying the IQ is 130 over there... he must be at the lowest point on his IQ! Like the IQ of a monkey! :rofl:

[psycoticclown]

I honestly think that Jetta isn't bad, I've seen a lot worse on here.

[mowglee]

Originally posted by Vanner


:facepalm: I find it interesting that the crazy European kept on saying ... like as if he actually BELIEVE Canadians are counted as Americans!! What did Europe teach them about geographic history?

We, Canadians, are NOT AMERICANS !! Get that drilled into your brain, you crazy gay European. (tell that to him).

If he's saying the IQ is 130 over there... he must be at the lowest point on his IQ! Like the IQ of a monkey! :rofl:

And if he hates "Americans" so much what is he doing in North America?

[Cody D]

Originally posted by Vanner
We, Canadians, are NOT AMERICANS !! Get that drilled into your brain, you crazy gay European. (tell that to him).

America doesn't only mean the U.S.A. We are Americans technically, Canada is part of North America. People in Brazil are technically Americans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas

[nonlinear]

if that crazy european hates north americans so much, then why the fuck is he here?

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by Vanner


:facepalm: I find it interesting that the crazy European kept on saying ... like as if he actually BELIEVE Canadians are counted as Americans!! What did Europe teach them about geographic history?

We, Canadians, are NOT AMERICANS !! Get that drilled into your brain, you crazy gay European. (tell that to him).

If he's saying the IQ is 130 over there... he must be at the lowest point on his IQ! Like the IQ of a monkey! :rofl:

Its been done :D and here is where he stoped emailing me back:

ME:

So you didnt tell me why are you looking at the sale section on kijiji when u have a new car worth more then my house?

Him:

so, it is not your business.

:rofl: :rofl:

will update if he emails me back on what vanner said
"We, Canadians, are NOT AMERICANS !! Get that drilled into your brain, you crazy gay European"

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by Cody D


America doesn't only mean the U.S.A. We are Americans technically, Canada is part of North America. People in Brazil are technically Americans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas

Not really - Canada and Brazil may be part of the CONTINENT known as "North America", but they are certainly not "American".

[Cody D]

Originally posted by Wrinkly
Not really - Canada and Brazil may be part of the CONTINENT known as "North America", but they are certainly not "American".

Brazil is part of the continent know as South America, which along with North America is part of the America's. So everything on either North America or South America is American.

Edit:


In many parts of the world, America in the singular is commonly used as a name for the United States of America; however, (the) Americas (plural with s and generally with the definite article) invariably refers to the lands and regions of the Western hemisphere. Usage of America to also refer to this collectivity remains fairly common;[65] for example, the International Olympic Committee reckons America as one of the five inhabited continents, which is depicted in the Olympic logo.[66] While many in the United States of America and other countries generally refer to the country as America and US residents/citizens as Americans,[67] many people elsewhere in the Americas resent what they perceive as misappropriation[68] of the term in this context and, thus, this usage is frequently avoided.[69][70][71] In Canada, their southern neighbor is seldom referred to as "America", with the United States, the U.S., or (informally) the States used instead.[70] English dictionaries and compendiums differ regarding usage and rendition.[72][73][74]

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by Cody D


Brazil is part of the continent know as South America, which along with North America is part of the America's. So everything on either North America or South America is American.

Edit:



Quite - it's part of a CONTINENT (albeit with a similar name).

It is NOT part of AMERICA (the COUNTRY). Canada is part of the North American Continent, but it is NOT American. That's why we're called Canadians, and the people of Brazil, Brazilian and the people of America, American!

Get it?

Edit: just saw your edit - one word: Pedant LOL (but sort of proves us BOTH correct :poosie: ) I will read this again in the morning when sober to be sure...lol

[Cody D]

Originally posted by Wrinkly
[B] It is NOT part of AMERICA (the COUNTRY).


America isn't a Country, it's a collection of Continents. I had to look up Pedant, one of the definitions is a male schoolteacher, I'll just assume you meant that one, haha.

[scat19]

Originally posted by Wrinkly
It is NOT part of AMERICA (the COUNTRY)

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

America is NOT a county.

It's united states of america.

America = north america (canada, mexico, usa) and south america (a bunch of countries i dont know)

This thread fails in so many ways, it's saddening.

[Cody D]

^^^ Thank you, this is a pet peeve of mine.

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by Cody D


America isn't a Country, it's a collection of Continents. I had to look up Pedant, one of the definitions is a male schoolteacher, I'll just assume you meant that one, haha.


LOL - so you ignored the following definition: "A person who is chiefly concerned with insignificant detail" (or it wasn't in your 'American' english dictionary)

My point is made in your own edit in your previous post: "America in the singular is commonly used as a name for the United States of America; however, (the) Americas (plural with s and generally with the definite article) invariably refers to the lands and regions of the Western hemisphere.

Like I said - we're both 'right' depending how picky you want to be. Can we call it quits now? :D

[Jetta-2.0]

So guys heres his new replys

EVERYTHING THAT IS IN NORTH AMERICA AND FIRST LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH IS AMERICAN. NO DIFFERENCE WHAT SO EVER.
YOU ARE DRIVING EUROPEAN CAR. SO THE EUROPEANS ARE NOT GAY. WHY DONT YOU GO DRIVE CANADIAN CAR?(IF THERE WERE ANY)


ME:

Not really on my car it says MADE IN MEXICO

Him:

MEXICO? So VW is Mexican car? designed by mexican engineers? and VW is own by mexico? and after that why am I saying that you americans are stupid!? what a irony!
go buy canadian corolla, or GM(HAHA thats sarcastic!!!)

ME:

Fucking idiot i said it says made in mexico you fart can

Him:

get your nose outside of Calgary, not Canada, not Alberta, Calgary. Then talk shitty american!!!

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by scat19


:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

America is NOT a county.



LOL - too right it isn't! They have those in blighty, you know ;)

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0
SO another update

I said this to him and this what I get back

ME:

Fuck off you wanker im not american douch bag and another thing im in canada you dont need an inspection on any year of car as long as its active stats at the insurance your funny your making my day by the way asswipe and if you have a new car thats worth more then my house why the hell are you searching on kijiji to buy a car in the first place YES I CAN DRIVE. I AM EUROPEAN!!! here in canada we dont drive on the right we drive on the left learn the system

And his reply:

LOL
only american can be that stupid!!!
"here in canada we dont drive on the right we drive on the left learn the system"


Another email from him

no need to
I am not stupid american... I know what you have written, and I understand that this is normal for you stupid americans who do not go to post secondary school and do not have common sense.

IF A CAR IS MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD IT NEEDS TO PASS SAFETY INSPECTION PRIOR REGISTRATION WHEN SWITCHING OWNERS

QUOTE FROM THE LAW OF CALGARY AUTOMOTIVE SECTION.


3d email:

that funny, because a person who just got a car would not sell it.
it is funny because a person who just got a car would not put so much garbage for that short time.
It is funny that the american idiot is driving european car.
it is funny UK is not in Europe, but americans do not know that, dont even know that only UK, JAPAN, New Zealand and Australia have right hand drive.
It is funny that only in America people drive right hand drive when the roads are made for left hand drive
It is funnt that the idiot who has not even gone to post secondary school it telling me what to do.

YOU AMERICANS ARE FUNNY PEOPLE, BUT WE EUROPEANS ARE SAYING THAT YOU ARE STUPID!!!

THERE IS A GOOD REASON WHY THE AVERAGE IQ FOR AMERICANS IS 80 AND AVERAGE IQ FOR EUROPEANS IS 130
I dont know why you're even wasting your time with that teenage snot nosed idiot. Seriously.:nut:
average IQ is 130 eh? Okie dokie. ;) He seems to be a shining example of that, as displayed by his remarkably infallible logic.

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by Jetta-2.0
So guys heres his new replys

EVERYTHING THAT IS IN NORTH AMERICA AND FIRST LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH IS AMERICAN. NO DIFFERENCE WHAT SO EVER.
YOU ARE DRIVING EUROPEAN CAR. SO THE EUROPEANS ARE NOT GAY. WHY DONT YOU GO DRIVE CANADIAN CAR?(IF THERE WERE ANY)


ME:

Not really on my car it says MADE IN MEXICO

Him:

MEXICO? So VW is Mexican car? designed by mexican engineers? and VW is own by mexico? and after that why am I saying that you americans are stupid!? what a irony!
go buy canadian corolla, or GM(HAHA thats sarcastic!!!)



ME:

Fucking idiot i said it says made in mexico you fart can

Him:

get your nose outside of Calgary, not Canada, not Alberta, Calgary. Then talk shitty american!!!

LOL - priceless! :rofl: :rofl:

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M

I dont know why you're even wasting your time with that teenage snot nosed idiot. Seriously.:nut:
average IQ is 130 eh? Okie dokie. ;) He seems to be a shining example of that, as displayed by his remarkably infallible logic.

I have never gotten something like this so its kinda fun and beside it keeps you guys busy as well :D

[Sentry]

This is retarded.

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by Sentry
This is retarded.

your no fun join the club

[Cody D]

Originally posted by Wrinkly
Like I said - we're both 'right' depending how picky you want to be. Can we call it quits now? :D

Ya, I think we've beaten the dead horse enough.

[scat19]

Cody D I agree on the pet peeve.

And jetta you and the email guy are both retards who butcher the English language daily.

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by Cody D


Ya, I think we've beaten the dead horse enough.

:thumbsup:

[Jetta-2.0]

Originally posted by scat19
Cody D I agree on the pet peeve.

And jetta you and the email guy are both retards who butcher the English language daily.

oh well no one is perfect :D and im guessing you arent either so we r even

[G-ZUS]

paint those tail lights all red. you might have better luck selling the car?