A simple life

[rage2]

:rofl:

Another classic reality show!

Paris Hilton goes to a farm... "What's a walmart? Do they sell walls or something?" haha funny stuff.

[buh_buh]

whens it on?

[accordboi_02]

Originally posted by buh_buh
whens it on?

I think it's 9:30 tonight on Fox

[gongSHOW]

ya its 9:30 on fox

[rage2]

What's generic? :rofl:

Man, I wish I was that rich and oblivious to the world!

[fast_cars]

hahha..
who doesnt wish they were rich.
anyways you guys think its a good show???
:dunno: :dunno:

[CelicaST-162]

Originally posted by rage2
:rofl:

Another classic reality show!

Paris Hilton goes to a farm... "What's a walmart? Do they sell walls or something?" haha funny stuff.

lol yea, You dont know wal mart is??? You your rich when....
They were whispering bout a threesome!! :eek: i wish im that guy...id hit them both!!! lol :hitit:

[buh_buh]

hahhahha
"What's a well for?"
"Getting water"

[04blackMAX]

thats a funny fucking show!!!

[Dave P]

Man She Is Hot

[Danger_Mouse]

I Almost shit my fuckin pants when Linel Richie's daughter said "We should have a threesome"

HOLY FUCK Paris Hilton is... so stupid.... yet so hot... it almost makes up for it..

[legendboy]

Originally posted by Dave P
Man She Is Hot

:hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[04blackMAX]

ohhh it totally makes up for it..LOL

[max_boost]

LOL
I don't think she's hot, she's just super rich!

[04blackMAX]

you dont think shes hot????....please man,,,you like the pole hey?

[buh_buh]

Originally posted by 04blackMAX
you dont think shes hot????....please man,,,you like the pole hey? :rofl: :werd:

:hitit: x10!!

[04blackMAX]

shes damn near perfect!!!

[CRXguy]

Nicole Richie is sooo fucking U-G-L-Y!!!!

:barf:

Paris on the other hand..... :hitit: :thumbsup:

Did you guys catch the sneak peek at the next episode? The burger sign is funny as hell! :rofl:

[Dj_Stylz]

Yea man Paris is so hot haha so funny cant wait to see it tommorow:drool:

[CelicaST-162]

Originally posted by CRXguy
Nicole Richie is sooo fucking U-G-L-Y!!!!

:barf:

Paris on the other hand..... :hitit: :thumbsup:

Did you guys catch the sneak peek at the next episode? The burger sign is funny as hell! :rofl:

correct me if im wrong but its

1/2 OFF ON SALTY WIENER BUGERS if not, close enough i cant remember

[CRXguy]

Wasn't it .....

"1/2 off Anal Weiner burgers"??

:rofl:

I can't remember exactly either. It slipped my mind.

[civic_stylez]

i wish i could have a party with 100 people and a helicopter when i go away for 3 weeks...... her dog tinkerbell.. hahaha what a piece of shit that is!

[04blackMAX]

id love to be that dog...think of the shit he sees...man think

[civic_stylez]

Originally posted by 04blackMAX
id love to be that dog...think of the shit he sees...man think
yeah no shit and it travels in a 1500$ bag.... itll probably get ticks out there or cooked up by grandma fro.

[Kamen]

:rofl:

I remember watching the first episode on my computer weeks before it premiered on Fox. Haha...what a great show...
Can't wait till she hits up the local boys :thumbsup:

[ACS-e36]

Originally posted by 04blackMAX
id love to be that dog...think of the shit he sees...man think

thinking thinking............. DAYUM
thats the luckiest dog alive

[B17a]

Originally posted by CRXguy
Nicole Richie is sooo fucking U-G-L-Y!!!!

:barf:


:werd: Where's her sister Nicky at? Richie has a big ass too!

[Loose]

ha ha, funny shit. just gonna make the women want more LV bags n'shit.

loved how she tossed her big suitcase in the truck like it was a garbage bag.

[Horatio]

I think they should follow them around with cameras when they get back to their regular lives and try and explain to others like them types what Wal-Mart is or what it's like to try and buy groceries. People will look at them like they were abducted by aliens or something.....

Greg

[treg50]

This show is funny. I thought it was going to be about some stupid, prissy, dime-a-dozen, dumbass, blonde crack-whores... well okay, it IS about stupid, prissy, dime-a-dozen, dumbass, blonde crack-whores. BUT it is so damned funny. They are unreal, just unbelievably ingornant and dumb!! I love it. F-ing HILARIOUS. Some classic moments from last night:

"Pig's feet?"
"What's generic mean?"
"What's a well for?"
"So do you guys like hang out at Walwart?" (LMAO)
"What's Walmart?"
"Maybe we should have a threesomewith him. Give him something at least."
"1/2 Price anal & and salty weiner burgers" (from the preview for next week)

Did you see Paris' damned jeans sliding off her ass?? Damn disgusting, boney piece off crack. They're both pretty average. Nicole seems a bit smarter... by about 3%. They seemed to converse well with the 4 year old kid, hahaha.

This first episode was priceless, I hope the rest of the shows are as funny. They just naturally show how stupid and moronic they are, it's great!
:thumbsup:

[rage2]

Originally posted by treg50
This show is funny. I thought it was going to be about some stupid, prissy, dime-a-dozen, dumbass, blonde crack-whores... well okay, it IS about stupid, prissy, dime-a-dozen, dumbass, blonde crack-whores. BUT it is so damned funny. They are unreal, just unbelievably ingornant and dumb!! I love it. F-ing HILARIOUS. Some classic moments from last night:

"Pig's feet?"
"What's generic mean?"
"What's a well for?"
"So do you guys like hang out at Walwart?" (LMAO)
"What's Walmart?"
"Maybe we should have a threesomewith him. Give him something at least."
"1/2 Price anal & and salty weiner burgers" (from the preview for next week)

Did you see Paris' damned jeans sliding off her ass?? Damn disgusting, boney piece off crack. They're both pretty average. Nicole seems a bit smarter... by about 3%. They seemed to converse well with the 4 year old kid, hahaha.

This first episode was priceless, I hope the rest of the shows are as funny. They just naturally show how stupid and moronic they are, it's great!
:thumbsup:

Actually new episode is tonight! Show will be regularly on tuesdays, but there's a special new episode tonite.

http://www.fox.com/simplelife

BTW - they're far from dime-a-dozen. They have some serious serious coin!

Seriously, I wouldn't mind being that rich haha. Throw LV luggage around in a rusted beat ass truck. "This is so ghetto!"

haha classic.

[method]

god what a bunch of stupid sluts hahaha..

paris hilton looks like a troll... yeah I'd bang her too, but I'm afraid I'd break her in half :barf:

I like the cashier at the grocery store: "this isnt a soup kitchen"

"whats a soup kitchen?"

[A_3]

Man that show was great, didn't think it could get any better then... whats walmart... do they sell walls there?, lol but as for Paris...:hitit:

[/////AMG]

Originally posted by Kamen
:rofl:

I remember watching the first episode on my computer weeks before it premiered on Fox. Haha...what a great show...
Can't wait till she hits up the local boys :thumbsup:


fuck i missed it, where did u download the first one from? kazaa or a website?

So it will be on Tuesdays 9:30 PM on fax evey week, except for the special tonight right?

[Weapon_R]

Originally posted by 04blackMAX
you dont think shes hot????....please man,,,you like the pole hey?


hahahha :werd:

She is sooo hot.

[Tcarnage]

OMG..she is amazing Paris Hilton is got to be in the TOP10 Sexiest Ladies alive..

But is the show on tonight...


Haha the wal-mart thing was soo funny..shes soo fucken blonde but soo fucken hot :):hitit: :poosie:

[Kamen]

Originally posted by Porsche_944



fuck i missed it, where did u download the first one from? kazaa or a website?

So it will be on Tuesdays 9:30 PM on fax evey week, except for the special tonight right?

I tihnk it was off bittorrent. Gpomp sent it to me, so I'm not sure.

Did anyone watch it tonight? It keeps getting better :rofl:
Some people are gonna get some nasty watered down milk hahaha
mmmm....hot tub....

[missblondie]

hehe.. this show is pretty funny... those girls definetly have been living the good life!

[04blackMAX]

holy shit this is funny........they are filling up milk now and decided fuk it lets mixx water in with the milk..hahahahaha this shows awesome...and paris isssssssssssss dead sexxxxxxxxxy

[spyguy]

shes hot man..but she needs to eat something....damn is she ever too skinny

[Tcarnage]

ahh what channel i dont see it..did i miss it?

[calgarys13]

ahah what a great show i loved last night "whats wal-mart is that were you buy wall supplies?" channel 3 at 9:30

[nismodrifter]

merged threads...

[Wildcat]

can you download it from somewhere? i missed it :banghead:

[Wildcat]

can you download it from somewhere? i missed it :banghead:

[kaput]

.

[Tcarnage]

Hell no Paris is way hotter.

[gpomp]

Originally posted by Wildcat
can you download it from somewhere? i missed it :banghead:
I captured it... I can send it through MSN if you like.

[missblondie]

hehe... i liked it when Nicky was yelling at the cows... that guy was in such shock!

[sandman]

GPOMP PM ME SEND ME IT I MISSED IT, paris hiilton is sooo hot
to think theyre gonna fuck around w/ some rnadom hicks in that town, i say we all make a huge cruise down there, aha try to get some of that ass for ourselves, beyond orgy :rofl:

[rage2]

haha that Nicole chick went into rehab after the show ended... wonder how they snuck H onto the show lol.

BTW - it wasn't just watered down milk... it was muddy watered down milk... they got that milk hose all muddy! :rofl:

[buh_buh]

Originally posted by rage2
haha that Nicole chick went into rehab after the show ended... wonder how they snuck H onto the show lol.
that was before the show started fool! Get your E!online facts straight!:rofl:

[rage2]

haha my bad!

[max_boost]

SEnd it to me gpomp!!!
I was at freaking work......argh....

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by gpomp

I captured it... I can send it through MSN if you like.

perfect :D , my email is in my profile.

[/////AMG]

Originally posted by gpomp

I captured it... I can send it through MSN if you like.


gpomp me too, lol damn i keep missing it

[treg50]

Both these chicks are retarded. This is what happens when parenting goes bad, hahaha. You'd think that with all their money they could afford a good education! Nah, they'd rather buy $2000 heels and $1500 bags. LMAO, it's actually getting kind of old fast... and it's only gotten up to episode 2. :s

[5.9 R/T]

*Yawn* Good for a few laughs, Paris isn't as hot as she thinks she is. There's enough stuck up dumb blondes in this world that we don't really need a show about them, but then again this is FOX.

[RC-Cola]

Originally posted by 5.9 R/T
*Yawn* Good for a few laughs, Paris isn't as hot as she thinks she is. There's enough stuck up dumb blondes in this world that we don't really need a show about them, but then again this is FOX.

I'll second that... I watched the show shaking my head. Are they really that dumb, how could she really not know what Walmart is? Does she never watch TV, there's a Walmart ad on every 10 minutes at most. :rolleyes:

I also have to say I don't think Paris is hot at all. Her mother on the other hand is hot. Although, I have to say she did get pretty freaking in her porn video... :whipped:

[rage2]

Originally posted by RC-Cola
I'll second that... I watched the show shaking my head. Are they really that dumb, how could she really not know what Walmart is? Does she never watch TV, there's a Walmart ad on every 10 minutes at most. :rolleyes:
Rich ppl like that don't go to Walmart. Nor do they watch commercials... TIVO! :)

Actually, they probably have someone edit out all the commercials for them onto DVD haha.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by rage2

Rich ppl like that don't go to Walmart. Nor do they watch commercials... TIVO! :)

Actually, they probably have someone edit out all the commercials for them onto DVD haha. haha they dont watch tv shows, they make them

[wanna-be]

actually Paris stated that she was just playing dumb on the wal-mart thing

the show really isn't reality-tv. it is pretty much scripted.

i've heard the producers make them wear those clothes...i'm sure we'll learn more of the scripting part

but other than that...they are still dumb...and still hot....and still skinny...but yet so damn hot

[sputnik]

paris is WAY too skinny to be hot... seriously... she is nasty... he face looks like a parakeet and the fact that her collarbones and elbows look like they are going to pierce through her skin is NASTY.

nicole is nasty too... pretty bad complexion (looks like she placed 3rd in a dart fight) and a nose that could trip an elephant.

not too mention the fact that they are as dumb as mules and have a princess complex isnt really a turn off...

what the show needs is a couple of they guys beating around the girls in real trailer-trash style.

[A_3]

Man they are dumb... g' lets make a long distance phone call across America well i'm on the clock and then take a little nap cause that was the hardest we've ever worked

[rage2]

Schedule on this show is weird...

It's playing on the 9th, and 16th like usual, but there's another special episode on the 17th (wednesdays). Make sure you program your PVR's/Tivo's/VCR's properly! :)

[pinoyhero]

I heard it as pretty funny, unfortunately I missed the first episode. I know its just another reality TV series, but with Paris on, its probably worth a fwe watches.

[Hakkola]

ehhhh, I don't get why people like celebs so much, I see prettier women every single day.

Both the girls are pretty nasty, paris has an pretty good face but damn she looks like a heroin addict.

Show sounds funny, maybe I'll check it out, but there's something seriously wrong with Paris, anyone see her on SNL last night?

[rage2]

Originally posted by Hakkola
Show sounds funny, maybe I'll check it out, but there's something seriously wrong with Paris, anyone see her on SNL last night?
Yep. Her publicist is doing a great job controlling the bad press from her pr0n video. She basically made fun of herself on Weekend Update :).

[Aleks]

Did any of you see that p0rn? She needs some serious practice giving head :thumbsdow

[illeagle]

I think Nicky's funny, as for Paris, she's full of herself, did you guys see her when she was getting ready in front of the mirror?:thumbsdow

[Super_Geo]

Originally posted by illeagle
I think Nicky's funny, as for Paris, she's full of herself, did you guys see her when she was getting ready in front of the mirror?:thumbsdow

What can you expect from a girl that grew up living the life she did though?

[sin]

does anyone know where to get her video? besides kazaa, i dont wanna end up d/ling gay midget porn

[04blackMAX]

Originally posted by illeagle
I think Nicky's funny, as for Paris, she's full of herself, did you guys see her when she was getting ready in front of the mirror?:thumbsdow


hate to break it tpo you rook, but all gurls do that, perhaps not in that manner, but i know my wife sits in front of the mirror for hours, outfit after outfit.....welcome to life with women

[rage2]

Originally posted by 04blackMAX
hate to break it tpo you rook, but all gurls do that, perhaps not in that manner, but i know my wife sits in front of the mirror for hours, outfit after outfit.....welcome to life with women
One of my ex gf's never did that. Then again, she's fugly.

[Kamen]

Originally posted by rage2

One of my ex gf's never did that. Then again, she's fugly.

So you just owned yourself...? :nut:

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by Kamen


So you just owned yourself...? :nut:

buuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn.......

[gpomp]

Wow, WTF...... these girls act like they're 6 year olds. Don't they realize they are on TV and it looks bad??? :guns:

[Kamen]

SHIT I missed tonights episode...
Did you capture it?

So? They are rich...are you? Can you afford to act like a 6 year old?
Amy can, but we can't. (inside joke to gpomp)

[Khyron]

So what's the carrot keeping them behaved? With most other reality shows its money or hot date - what's the reward for Paris?

Khyron

[Dj_Stylz]

Tonights eposode ahha

" What all this food for are you giong to eat it? Its for the guys at work. Are they hots guys? Do you guys take baths together?"

"Thanks bitch have a nice day"

" No one said to put up anything about a wiener"

"If you see a kid they like to see a ballon not a finger"


Omg so funny:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[treg50]

Hehe, tonight's was pretty good. The girls were funny and ignorant as ever (ie. "What are taxes?"; asking where they cash cheques). It was the "1/2 price anal & salty wieners" at Sonic Burger one --- LMAO. Nicole has a pretty funny sense of humour. Paris is just being a chick with all her prettying-up in front of the mirror.

Every time they show Paris' dog, I'm laughing that dog is hilarious, and so is that little kid, lol.:thumbsup:
:D

[Dj_Stylz]

Yea that kid is cool.

Did you see how many onion rings she was putting in?? hahhaha!!

[04blackMAX]

man, why do they only give us 30 minutes, it goes by so fast, should be an ahour everyw week....fuk there funny, not a care in the world

[A_3]

I missed it guys, i was pretty choked anyone know where i can download it?

[civic_stylez]

oh god, when they were working at the fast food place i almost died laughing... that nicole ritchie chick is fucking hilarious.:thumbsup:

[rage2]

haha ya the 30 min thing sucks. But remember, next week, it's on Tuesday night AND wednesday night!

[Kamen]

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I need to watch it!

[RiCE-DaDDy]

i have a feeling the show's execs kinda told them to fuck around on purpose. oh well, makes for a better show.

[ninjak84]

Originally posted by RiCE-DaDDy
i have a feeling the show's execs kinda told them to fuck around on purpose. oh well, makes for a better show.

Maybe...... But I'm pretty sure it's just because these are 2 of the worst behaved girls on earth!
I understand how people with that much money grow up, but I don't see why it gives them the right to disrespect an entire town so rudely.....

I know it's a fun show with not much purpose, but it's just too "dumb" for me.
Some of the things they do are straight from grade 4.

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Hakkola
ehhhh, I don't get why people like celebs so much, I see prettier women every single day.

Both the girls are pretty nasty, paris has an pretty good face but damn she looks like a heroin addict.

Show sounds funny, maybe I'll check it out, but there's something seriously wrong with Paris, anyone see her on SNL last night?

kidding right? her face is fuckin nasty. you guys are just lookin at a hot ass and blonde hair... nothing else...

such a sleezy skank.

man if she was my kid id disown her, and id have the money to do it too. id cut her from EVERYTHING For a year, and shoot her dog in the head. id love to see her world stolen from her for one year. not some bullshit tv show. im sorry people this rich piss me off. Anybody seen the movie "The Game' with michael douglas? thats what this dumb hootchie needs to go through, she needs to go through some tough shit and realize there is a REAL WORLD out there, not some sugar coated way of life

</rant>

[Loose]

is anyone else already sick of this show?

[Dj_Stylz]

HellZ No

[civic_stylez]

i could NEVER get sick of that show!!!

[5.9 R/T]

Originally posted by 04blackMAX
fuk there funny, not a care in the world

No wonder you love the show, you can relate! :D

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by civic_stylez
i could NEVER get sick of that show!!!

yea but thats what peeps said about MXC

[403Gemini]

ACK double post sorry :guns: :whipped:

[buh_buh]

Originally posted by 403Gemini


yea but thats what peeps said about MXC Ya but this show isn't on like 5x a day

I think they have a MXC marathon on a bi-daily basis.

[Danger_Mouse]

Here's my take on it..

Paris Hilton is not bad looking... although he has a fuckin HUGGGE nose. She is skinny as fuck and I think has aspirations of being an Ass model or something... because I see her crack every 2 seconds on that show. As u can obviously see she cant dance worth shit, and likes to have fun.

Nicole Richii is a nasty ass skank who kisses everyone.... enough said!

[girlRACER]

Found this today on MSN Entertainment:

"The Rich Get Richer
Scandal has been very, very good for Paris Hilton's already jam-packed pocketbook. The New York Post speculates that the air-headed, party-hopping heiress could pull in around $10 million by next year thanks to various deals spawned by the popularity of her infamous taped bedroom romp and Fox's farm-based reality show "The Simple Life."

Hilton, 22, who stands to inherit close to $30 million, is reportedly in negotiations with Fox for a sequel to the hit show that could net her $3 million (her current co-star, Nicole Richie, is apparently not part of the package). She's also landed small roles in a few upcoming movies and is eyeing a music career.

And it turns out Paris is big in Japan, where she's received endorsement offers ranging from liquor to cosmetics that could earn her an estimated $1 million-plus per project. And that's in addition to her lucrative licensing agreement with a Tokyo fashion company to continue designing a line of high-end purses with her younger sister, Nicky.
"
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=143178
I just don't get it! :nut:

[rage2]

hehe yea, she's a HUGE celeb in Japan with the Hilton purses and other fasion items. Watched the Hilton Sisters E! True Hollywood Story a few months ago... the 2 sisters are raking in big bucks!

So techinically, she's not really spoiled... spending her own money.