Whose life would you rather have?

[Gorilla]

Heard this on the radio today and found it hilarious.

1. Barry Bonds
2. Tiger Woods
3. Richard Simmonds

[pf0sh0]

That is such a tough question! lol

But I had to stick with Woods

[jwslam]

Tigger Woods?
Tigger is awesome and he lives in the Hundred Acre Woods but I never thought he had a last name.
I'd have to stick with Tigger.

and I'm pretty sure there's no 'd' in Simmons.

[Kloubek]

Tiger.

1) The guy has a hot wife
2) The guy has a hot wife which sticks by him even if he cheats.
3) He gets to screw lots of girls
4) He has all the money he wants
5) His job is to play the game he loves

No doubt - I'd take his life in a second.

[Cos]

Epic thread. Tigger Woods and Richard Simmonds. I have never heard of EITHER of them.



Honestly I am tied between TIGER Woods and Barry Bonds, both have pretty baller lives, just got into the spotlight.

[adidas]

None.

I will stick with my own, i'm more then happy.

[dandia89]

tiger woods.
who would want to deal with the consequence of steroids. and no thanks to richard simmons

[rawsensation]

Originally posted by Kloubek
Tiger.

1) The guy has a hot wife
2) The guy has a hot wife which sticks by him even if he cheats.
3) He gets to screw lots of girls
4) He has all the money he wants
5) His job is to play the game he loves

No doubt - I'd take his life in a second.

Enough said +1 for Tiger

[Gorilla]

yah I spell at a grade 3 level..so does barry bonds

[Redwagon]

Can I add Brian Austin Green to the list and choose his life?

http://www.elcliche.com/app/webroot/img/Image/tiffani%20desnuda%281%29.jpg http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/10/vanessa-marcil.jpg http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-transformers-movie-image.jpg

[freshprince1]

Originally posted by Gorilla
yah I spell at a grade 3 level..so does barry bonds

I think you meant to say, "Berry Bons"

[ekguy]

I had to choose Tiger. Millions upon millions of dollars, get's to play golf for a job, had plenty of women, will have plenty more and all he had to do was to do a really insincere apology on TV.

So basically he fucked a whole bunch of women, got caught, said sorry in the lamest way possible and gets to start playing golf again.

Seems like a winner to me.

[j.garner]

Originally posted by Redwagon
Can I add Brian Austin Green to the list and choose his life?

http://www.elcliche.com/app/webroot/img/Image/tiffani%20desnuda%281%29.jpg http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/10/vanessa-marcil.jpg http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-transformers-movie-image.jpg

I am a huge fan of tiffani thiessen. I thought she was so hot growing up lol.

[03ozwhip]

^^^i thought she was such a dirty bitch and thats why i loved her lol. anyways why is richard simmons even in the list? id be tiger without even thinking about it.

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip
^^^i thought she was such a dirty bitch and thats why i loved her lol. anyways why is richard simmons even in the list? id be tiger without even thinking about it.

How!?!?! Kelly Kepowski was to slutty for you? :drool:

[03ozwhip]

well i liked kelly kepowski but she was too innocent. i loved whatever her name was on 90210. she was such a ditry little whore and scandalous bitch that it made me love her.
marry-kelly kepowski
murder/fuck-90210 kelly kepowski.

[banned3x]

Originally posted by Redwagon
Can I add Brian Austin Green to the list and choose his life?

http://www.elcliche.com/app/webroot/img/Image/tiffani%20desnuda%281%29.jpg http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/10/vanessa-marcil.jpg http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-transformers-movie-image.jpg

let me get this straight you want to be tiffani or megan fox? you want to be a girl and get banged by guys? :barf:

[03ozwhip]

^^^obviously youre not straight. he said he wants to be brian austin green because he gets to bang THOSE chicks.

[Dumbass17]

kelly kapowski you sexy slut

she's in son in law in a bra, fyi

[mac_82]

http://www.collinstim.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/tigger-golf-07.gif

[Shlade]

I LOVED tiffanny thiessen on saved by the bell!

when i saw her in that cyborg soldier.. or universal soldier whatever movie it was a little while ago... Age has catched up to her,

[derpderp]

I'm going with Richard Simmonds since he is just a middle class guy without international celeberty, working as a financial controller as a buffer between the politicians and local businesses of Christchurch New Zealand.

Just working to pay the bills and do something he loves.

Richard Simmonds
Financial Controller, CCHL
http://www.cchl.co.nz/cchl/directors/

http://www.cchl.co.nz/content/images/77/203x203crop/Richard_Simmonds07.jpg

But to clear things up, be sure not to confuse him with Richard Simmons, that is the other Simmons but without a D, they are not the same.

This guy isn't the one.
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5368/sssk.jpg