Guide to clubbing solo

[cgyITguy]

An excellent guide to clubbing solo: http://clubbingsolo.blogspot.com/2010/04/guide-to-clubbing-solo.html

You can pick up girls and not look like a fool ! :poosie:

[EuroDubbs]

well im set now, backalley tonight?! lol.

[A790]

Originally posted by EuroDubbs
well im set now, backalley tonight?! lol.
Hell yea- all the babes flock to the alley on Easter!

[swak]

Ahahah. Good find..

"If she's not interested, her loss, cause remember you're the shit"

[bituerbo]

"If she is wearing a short skirt, get your hand up in the cookie jar. Seriously - she wore a skirt to a club for a reason."

yess...

[adidas]

Didnt read - wall of text

Guide to clubbing solo, adidas edition....

DONT FUCKING GO ALONE YOU LOSER!

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by bituerbo
"If she is wearing a short skirt, get your hand up in the cookie jar. Seriously - she wore a skirt to a club for a reason."


lol, a friend of my wife's kicked a guy in the nuts when he tried this on her. The only thing he brought home that night was a bag of ice, hahahah.

[maxomilll]

WEAK. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[banned3x]

ahahah awsome read! its true go for the ugly fat girl and the hot girl gets jealous and then she starts to hit on you lol
called reverse pyshology;)

[A790]

Originally posted by banned3x
ahahah awsome read! its true go for the ugly fat girl and the hot girl gets jealous and then she starts to hit on you lol
called reverse pyshology;)
It's called "in most cases this doesn't work because there's someone else with a pair of balls hitting on the hot chick".

[J.M.]

^ lol

[911fever]

weak.
much better:
http://www.seductiontuition.com/toecutter/trick-to-sarging-solo/

[banned3x]

Originally posted by A790

It's called "in most cases this doesn't work because there's someone else with a pair of balls hitting on the hot chick".

hey, fat bitches need love too

[beyondpinoy]

YES AWESOME POST!!! LOL

[Feruk]

Common sense 101?

[Freeskier]

BAHA this advice is so full of WIN.

"If she is wearing a short skirt, get your hand up in the cookie jar. Seriously - she wore a skirt to a club for a reason."

"Go up as close behind her as you can"

"certain she is somewhat interested, now what? GRIND HER UP that's what"

"Don't assume she will come back to find you, she is drunk and may not even know where she is"

Now I know what to do next time I want to be "that guy" at the bar.

[TorqueDog]

Taking out all the tongue-in-cheek crap that's in there, the core message IS true - confidence, confidence, CONFIDENCE.


Putting it all back in, LOL.

[beyondpinoy]

Originally posted by Feruk
Common sense 101?

you'd think its common sense 101, but when you go to the bar, how many guys do you see just looking like creeps and douchebags not doing anything but standing there, drinking their drink, trying to look cool and sheit thinking women will come to them????

[banned3x]

be yourself? maybe?
BBHjxjGlkMo

[wintonyk]

haha you are the shit.

I say bring the party. I refuse to go clubbing with chicks. Me and one other guy is perfect.

My tip would be find the bachelorette party. Be the guy they all remember the maid of honour went home with.

[slinkie]

guide to dateraping cakefaces when you have zero friends

[cgyITguy]

Originally posted by slinkie
guide to dateraping cakefaces when you have zero friends

To be clear it is only if you find yourself in a situation where you go clubbing by yourself (out of town, business trip etc.) It is not to imply the goer has no friends, if they have no friends I highly doubt they would have the confidence to do anything at all

[black300]

"remember you're not trying to be the shit...you know you're the shit"
:rofl: