If this kijiji poster isnt drunk, then society has gone to sh.t

[forced_eg]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-1998-Dodge-Durango-Convertible-W0QQAdIdZ202754977



Date Listed 03-May-10
Price $300.00
Address Calgary, AB T2A 6B8, Canada
View map
For Sale By Owner
Make Dodge
Model Durango
Year 1998
Kilometers 300
Body Type Convertible
Transmission Automatic
Colour Black
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Fuel Type Gasoline




I need my licences ASAP
will pay for it they f'd my learners up and now i gotta wait another year and i really cant waitt that long! i went out and bought a car and everything
get back to me this would be greatly apperciated

[forced_eg]

hahah my email to him

hey, ur looking 4 a hookup 4 a liscence? cuz i work at the registry in forest lawn nd i can hook u up

lets see how this plays out

[avow]

lol if that is for real that kid could be in some serious trouble

[slinkie]

:confused:

[stokwa]

LOL subscribed

I wanna see how this thing will go

[revelations]

Insert NE comments here ----> ________

[urban.one]

Checkout his other ads.

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-PostersOtherAds-W0QQUserIdZ36979405

[CivicDXR]

Sweet, a convertible RWD Durango, those are rare. :nut:

[Tomaz]

This kid is in need of some serious help. Baby on the way? :S:facepalm:

[Vanner]

:poosie: That are the kind of entertainment for my laughs - it's these kids like the one on Kijiji, they never cease amaze me with their "brilliant" ideas in selling.

...And he's expecting a baby with his girlfirend?! I weep for the world when it comes with that idiot! :rofl: :nut:

[Graham_A_M]

^ I was just about to comment on that. GF is pregnant, living in the ghetto without a drivers license or a job.

Originally posted by urban.one
Checkout his other ads.

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-PostersOtherAds-W0QQUserIdZ36979405

I can earnestly say Im ecstatic my life is not anywhere like that.
:facepalm:

[Hamann]

Originally posted by CivicDXR
Sweet, a convertible RWD Durango, those are rare. :nut:

Oh my God, I could have my very own Convertible Durango, and for only $300 :eek:

[forced_eg]

i get this reply

hey there text me my cell is 587 888 ---- i work tonight and i really would apperciate you doing this

and...

yeah i am looking for one and how much do you want thanks alot

I think this kids looking for a drivers liscense

[DannyO]

Originally posted by forced_eg
i get this reply

hey there text me my cell is 587 888 ---- i work tonight and i really would apperciate you doing this

and...

yeah i am looking for one and how much do you want thanks alot

I think this kids looking for a drivers liscense

Point him towards Dayglow, I'm sure he'll help him out.

[jwslam]

at least he knows it's on gasoline :dunno:

[RMS]

HIS NAEM IS DILLON

[ricosuave]

Hey, Dillon, you know what would really help you out?

Spelling and grammar.

LOL

[Big_Fat]

i feel bad for the child and the wife who has to live with this dude

[asia9898]

Originally posted by DannyO


Point him towards Dayglow, I'm sure he'll help him out.

We're not seriously trying to get him a driver's license are we?.....he got his license tooken away from him for a reason.....but on the side not, keep him thinking we're helping him! haha

[colinxx235]

^

Dayglow is a cop you dumbass

[Horatio]

http://www.dakotaconvertible.com/truck.html

could it be he's mistaking a Dakota for a Durango and made a type on the year?

[Integra10]

Originally posted by Big_Fat
i feel bad for the child and the wife who has to live with this dude

+1 I wonder how old this dude is.

[codetrap]

Originally posted by colinxx235
^

Dayglow is a cop you dumbass

C'mon now, seriously? You really don't get it? Let me spell it out for you. Send the idiot (Dillon) to dayglow(cop) to illegally buy a drivers license. Stand back, and watch the comedy unfold naturally.

Perhaps you were a little quick in calling someone else a dumbass?

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by codetrap


C'mon now, seriously? You really don't get it? Let me spell it out for you. Send the idiot (Dillon) to dayglow(cop) to illegally buy a drivers license. Stand back, and watch the comedy unfold naturally.

Perhaps you were a little quick in calling someone else a dumbass?

Now you look stupid. The asia9898 guy was concerned cause he thought we were trying to get the kid a license by sending him to dayglow. Obviously pretty much everyone here knows dayglow is a cop, except for the oblivious few who caught the joke.

[Enhance]

Originally posted by codetrap


C'mon now, seriously? You really don't get it? Let me spell it out for you. Send the idiot (Dillon) to dayglow(cop) to illegally buy a drivers license. Stand back, and watch the comedy unfold naturally.

Perhaps you were a little quick in calling someone else a dumbass?
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by codetrap


C'mon now, seriously? You really don't get it? Let me spell it out for you. Send the idiot (Dillon) to dayglow(cop) to illegally buy a drivers license. Stand back, and watch the comedy unfold naturally.

Perhaps you were a little quick in calling someone else a dumbass?

Wow that's like an epic fail... :rofl:

[forced_eg]

i asked him how much he is willing to pay, he asked how much do i want...

whats going rate for an illegal drivers liscence nowadays?

considering the line-up of child-molesters, asian gangsters and illegal sand n---ers, im assuming its pretty high

[slinkie]

^

lol

[codetrap]

Originally posted by beyond_ban


Now you look stupid. The asia9898 guy was concerned cause he thought we were trying to get the kid a license by sending him to dayglow. Obviously pretty much everyone here knows dayglow is a cop, except for the oblivious few who caught the joke.

Oooo.. now I get it. I totally missed the part about asia9898 being overly concerned in the above post. That's what I get for skimming. :dunno:


Originally posted by 403Gemini


Wow that's like an epic fail... :rofl:

Wow.. if you think that's epic, your life is pretty sheltered. Just a simply mistake.

This is an epic fail..
http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/epic-fail-eyebrow-fail-scary.jpg

[GTS4tw]

Originally posted by codetrap


Oooo.. now I get it. I totally missed the part about asia9898 being overly concerned in the above post. That's what I get for skimming. :dunno:



Wow.. if you think that's epic, your life is pretty sheltered. Just a simply mistake.

This is an epic fail..
http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/epic-fail-eyebrow-fail-scary.jpg

Wow, confusing shit. I'm with you on this one, I thought that asia9898 was purposely trying to throw the kid off by faking concern that people were recommending "dayglow" therefore giving dayglow more "street cred", then that other guy busts in with "dayglow is a cop dumbass". I thought your comment was correct as it looked like colinxx235 totally missed the joke.

I dunno :dunno: