Spotted: Retarded Audi

[colt22]

:facepalm:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/colt20/43520278.jpg

[beyond_ban]

So gross.... Not to be racist, but i beleive the owner is brown, which makes sense, because this car looks like it belongs in Dubai.

I think i used to see it a lot parked outside the Second Cup in Royal Oak and outside WHC in Edgemont.

[colt22]

Originally posted by beyond_ban
So gross.... Not to be racist, but i beleive the owner is brown, which makes sense, because this car looks like it belongs in Dubai.

typical

[R-Audi]

That car was on Kijiji... 35k in parts! woot!

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by colt22


typical

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad6_1192923876

[bjstare]

Originally posted by colt22


typical

Typical what... car for a brown guy? I concur.

[colt22]

Originally posted by cjblair


Typical what... car for a brown guy? I concur.

correct

[scat330]

I've seen this a lot when I used to live in crowfoot area... the m3 vents got me everytime.

[DeeK]

Dude lives in Royal Oak, I've worked on his house a few times. Yea, it's a brown guy though. :P

[K3RMiTdot]

i also believe there is a yellow one that looks exactly liike that.

[GQBalla]

mehhhhh, it would be a lot better if it was SLAMMED

[Neil4Speed]

For what its worth, I can understand why people wouldn't like it, its not really my thing either, but the owner is a really good/nice guy.

[viff3r]

Originally posted by beyond_ban


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad6_1192923876
http://theyspinnin.ytmnd.com/

[MGCM]

hey look it's a BMW:facepalm:

[DeeK]

Originally posted by Neil4Speed
but the owner is a really good/nice guy.

This!

[Squishy]

aha saw that downtown before

[pf0sh0]

Brought it into the dealership asking about what he'd get if he traded it in lol. I think it is for sale and hes asking around 12-13k?

[InRich]

thats not nearly as bad as some of the cars I see on the road.

[ZorroAMG]

Or on this forum!

[HondaKid]

He has twice the car of most guys making comments and twice the personality as claimed. Just stating the facts.

Really Ugly Cars (http://www.livevideo.com/video/6F5E3D7E12D3468FA7B3AB8C71531420/really-ugly-cars.aspx)

[davesparky6]

Sometimes the best mod is the one you don't do...

[luxor]

I don't know who the owner of the car is but I've seen him drive around before. You guys are just mad that his car gets more attention then the pieces of shits you guys drive. I wouldn't mod my car like that either but it's really not that "retarded" and he actually parks good. Don't hate unless you got something that attracts more attention to compare to.

[colt22]

Lol, this joke of a car does not make me mad at all, and I personally dont need/want third party attention on my 'piece of shit' car, I have other non-material qualitative traits for that.

I posted it here because its hilarious, the car has gills, GILLS! Perhaps he uses it underwater?

[colt22]

I just realized this guy accessorized with a BMW style antenna, unreal!! :nut: :rofl: :rofl:

[VaN_HaMMeRSTeiN]

Haha, I went to school with this guy. When it was stock it was beat by a Grand Am.
I don't know what he was thinking, but really... as a person he's a good guy.

[torob]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Audi-A4-1-8T-Turbo-Charged-In-dash-DVD-W0QQAdIdZ210332380

[01RedDX]

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[torob]

Listed 9th... thread made 10th

Anyways, I think it looks great with the exception of gills and the red shifter / steering wheel

http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/kj/100608/646r1/9432ch_20.jpeg

Red neon?

[turbotrip]

not a huge fan of the car myself; but i know he put a shit load of time/effort into his car, and he's been trying to sell it for quite some time now

[diamondedge]

What's with the red toggle cover next to the hazard button? Ejection seat switch?

[HondaKid]

After looking at the Kijiji link, I need to take back 96.5% of what I stated originally. I cannot believe one person put so much money, time and effort into this car. It was better stock and the added stereo is nice, but what was he thinking? Gills are the least of the issues.

I would like to see the interior of his house, I may need to give up the remaining 3.5% of my original comment.

It has a mafia "hand break", I think I saw it used on season two of The Sopranos.

From his Kijiji advert:

This is an audi a4 1.8 turbo, Quattro


the extras on the car include,

- carbon fiber fenders
- Rigger body kit
- Milltek Exhaust
- Audi RS4 hybrid clutch
- brand new throttle body
- Evo cold air-intake
- JL sound subs with in dash DVD player
- Racing steering wheel/hand break
- Short shifter
- AWE engine upgrade
- 19" chrome wheels
- alloy rims with pirelli winter tires

[captain134]

Originally posted by colt22
Jealousy :

I really don't see how you can make fun of a car until you own a nicer car yourself.

This Audi has outdated mods and what not but thats most likely why he is selling it. As stated by someone else in this thread that car was probably hot stuff back in the day but obviously very hard to remove now.

I am assuming the mods have been on there for years and not just installed in the past year or so. If they were just installed then I retract my statement but I don't think you making fun of someones hard work just to make yourself feel better is fair.

.02

[TT-fast]

i think hose headlights are pretty damn nice but yeah its fast and furious style car and i would laugh at it if i saw it, but it atleast dosnt have a broken bumper, half painted bodykit and random Candain tire exhaust screeching in ur ear,

i give him credit for keeping it clean

[colt22]

Originally posted by captain134


I really don't see how you can make fun of a car until you own a nicer car yourself.

This Audi has outdated mods and what not but thats most likely why he is selling it. As stated by someone else in this thread that car was probably hot stuff back in the day but obviously very hard to remove now.

I am assuming the mods have been on there for years and not just installed in the past year or so. If they were just installed then I retract my statement but I don't think you making fun of someones hard work just to make yourself feel better is fair.

.02

k.... no.
I DO understand how you can think that because this is a car forum but I really dont care what I drive. Im quite lucky to have a old 328, but really.. do not care. If you got to know me you'd realize this. I dont think people should try to represent themselves by their cars, its quite pathetic- but to each their own right?

That being said, SOLEY for the sake of argument, I think most people would take my car over that useless gold eye sore.

Cars hilarious.. no question.

[swak]

Ahahahah... I work with this guy, in person its actually a pretty sick car.
Mods may not be what I would have done, but you can't say they are tasteless.

[2EFNFAST]

Am I the only one who thinks that shifter looks like a gigantic penis just sticking up there like that :rofl:

[shakalaka]

Not something I would do to my car...but to each their own I guess.

[Goodfella]

Eye sore? WTF is wrong with you Op? Your one sour mofo.
Maybe some of the body mods are a little over the top but
does that make the car useless? Judging by your dp
I'd take the b5 over your 328 anyday and many would
appreciate this car aswell.

[Jeremiah]

Car looks well kept at least :dunno:

[calgarydub]

Originally posted by swak
Ahahahah... I work with this guy, in person its actually a pretty sick car.
Mods may not be what I would have done, but you can't say they are tasteless.

First: I find it funny how nice you people are when you know the person in question.


Now on to the car.I think the car is ugly as sin, but I will say that this would be right at home in Europe.

They do some unconventional things, and some of the show cars over there are quite "unique" from the body styling to the paint jobs.

To say it looks "good" is in the eye of beholder.

In my opinion, here is how you do it proper:


http://gallery.quattroworld.com/d/1171-2/leavenworth-32.jpg

[bjstare]

haha that car is sick, but there's way too much poke in the back!

Oh wait, your a dubber. You would like that. :nut:

[T-Dubbs]

Originally posted by swak
you can't say they are tasteless.
:facepalm:
by far the ugliest audi i have seen in Calgary
go buy a cavalier!

[D911]

Originally posted by TT-fast
i give him credit for keeping it clean

clean? what the fuck are you smoking.

unless you mean clean as in he washes it, this thing is the furthest thing from a clean car.

[StreetRacerX]

I don't like the body kit, the Z3 Fenders, or a the underbody kit, the performance mods are fine, needs coilovers. :O

I don't mind the poke on the black A4, I just don't like the stretch tire, but then I guess he can slam it to the ground, I'm more concerned about reducing wheel gap.

[2Valve0]

That is the most hideous Audi I have ever seen....

[Canmorite]

Overdone. To each his own obviously, but the body mods should of never gone that far...

[barmanjay]

Meh!

I don't think it looks all that bad,.. I've seem worse from other members on here.

Personally I think that colour doesn't do it justice,.. if it was the same brilliant black as the other audi posted,.. i think it would look really good.

Plus a good coilover drop, I think it would look rather sharp.


But meh,.. I used to own a cavalier, so I guess my tastes are a bit skewed.

[dirtsniffer]

like some other posters said, 'atleast that shit isnt falling off everywhere'

[sneek]

I've seen this car or one similar to it, I think it had a green underglow though, and he looked like he was trying to race me. To each their own, but it seems kind of 90s tuner to me.

[infected]

I think there is nothing wrong with the car other than the style being outdated. At least the bumpers are not cracked with paint peeling and shit.
This was was the shit ten years ago... remember your roots people!

[spikerS]

nothing wrong with the car. you may not like it, but obviously he does. and it looks like things are holding together fine. It is his car, and he modded it the way he wanted to.

I think the car looks great, and he did it the way he wanted to, not the way he thought everyone else thinks he should so he can be "cool".

:thumbsup:

[sidewaysD]

12GS fellas and its yours..


http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Audi-A4-1-8T-Turbo-Charged-In-dash-DVD-W0QQAdIdZ214674044

[Revhard]

Not my idea of an Audi done right, but neither is the black one posted.
Those orange wheels are cool except for the sidewalk-carver tire fitment. Never got that.
Both are far nicer than that pontiac with all the stickers running around ogden area!!!