Machete

[89coupe]

Finally!

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/machete/

[Tik-Tok]

Finally what? There's a trailer that 20th century hasn't taken down, like they did all the youtube trailers two months ago?

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/302797/machete/

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/302712/machete-trailer/

[calgary403]

Going to see this tonight at 7! Anyone gone to see it yet?

[EK 2.0]

Can't wait to catch this...

mmmm...Alba...mmmm...:love:

[legendboy]

looks pretty tite

[BigMass]

going to watch this tonight, late show. Gonna be higher than Jesus

[heavyD]

Reviews are pretty positive considering the amount of violence in the movie.

[calgary403]

Went to see it tonight. Awesome movie. Really surpassed my expectations. Plus Lindsay Lohan gets naked :poosie:

[black13]

Looks so much fun. Going tom.

[CHICHARITZHI]

i wonder if this movie is sex like the classic machete..:D

[kevie88]

Danny Trejo is such an almighty badass in his movies.. probably because he's an almighty badass in real life:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18618_6-people-who-turned-life-crime-into-legitimate-careers.html

[95teetee]

this will be the first movie I watch that has Stephen Seagal in it...

and Lohan gets naked? Do they spray the audience with antibiotics?

[Canucks3322]

Anyone watching The Human Centipede lol...it's showing at Plaza....

[nj2Type-S]

Originally posted by 95teetee
this will be the first movie I watch that has Stephen Seagal in it...

and Lohan gets naked? Do they spray the audience with antibiotics?

lol @ 'stephen' seagal

[95teetee]

Originally posted by nj2Type-S


lol @ 'stephen' seagal did I at least get the last name right?
I thought it might be 'Segal', but I wasn't sure.
The only thing I was sure of is that he sucks.

[maggief]

Does Lindsay show her snapper in this?

[David Ginola]

What is a snapper? Her vagina? I don't think so. What a silly question.

[maggief]

Originally posted by David Ginola
What is a snapper? Her vagina? I don't think so. What a silly question.

Sorry. Her Vaginal Opening. Is that proper enough?

[Stalker Hacker]

I doubt any of the theaters here will have this but I was looking forward to it.

[calgary403]

Originally posted by Stalker Hacker
I doubt any of the theaters here will have this but I was looking forward to it.

I think most of them do. I watched it at a Cineplex....

[CHICHARITZHI]

worth to watch.. 18+

[thrasher22]

So fucking awesome!

Unless you like character development, deep dialog, self discovery, stories about love, or are a girl.

It was all tits, blood, and action :drool:

[mrjasm]

MACHETE DON'T TEXT.... MACHETE IMPROVISE!

[jdmsource]

Awesome movie! Went in with low expectations but it was a pretty good movie

[sweeks]

epic movie

[EK 2.0]

Ok so caught this last night...

Gratuitous Violence??...CHECK
Cheesy Acting??...CHECK
Hot Women??...CHECK
Sensational Gore??...CHECK
Great Soundtrack??...CHECK

All the ingredients for a GREAT Rodriguez flick!!

[torob]

Originally posted by mrjasm
MACHETE DON'T TEXT.... MACHETE IMPROVISE!

My favorite line in the movie

[Melinda]

Originally posted by thrasher22
So fucking awesome!

Unless you like character development, deep dialog, self discovery, stories about love, or are a girl.

It was all tits, blood, and action :drool:
Actually, I normally HATE these movies with a passion and refuse to even consider them. But with a few of the cast members being who they were, I let myself get convinced into going on friday night. Despite all the violence (and the opening 2 mins of the movie had me seriously wondering wtf I had done) I thought it was an absolutely fantastic movie. Only 1 of 3 girls in a packed theatre, but this girl actually loved this movie.

:rofl: at some of the insane mexican stereotypes though! And the super pointless Alba nude scene. I get the point of it, but you'd think they'd do better with incorporating it in there.