Get rid of a tan???

[smokedog]

Just came back from vaction and i got really tanned. Is there a way to get rid of the tan quickly? And how long will it take to get rid of the tan naturally? Thanks

[atgilchrist]

About three hours in Edmonton should do the trick.

[maxomilll]

why do you want to get rid of the tan??

[e31]

Edmonton! :rofl:

The end does not justify the means in that scenario!

[lellowrx7]

Originally posted by maxomilll
why do you want to get rid of the tan??

agreed. that makes no sense
why??

[88CRX]

Maybe he told work he was sick or something then went on vacation :rofl:

[lilmira]

May be he got some interesting tan line accidentally?

[Alterac]

Maybe he looks like these guys:
http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr205/bicus324/guido2.jpg

[mobius]

A Cheese Grater and a couple hours should do the trick.

[Cos]

Told the girlfriend he was sick and went to mexico with mistress #1?

[smokedog]

I was with ur moms

[lellowrx7]

go get a spray on tan but ask for a reverse tan. see what they can do

[[Yu]]

Or, go in for an actual Spray tan and if anyone asks, just say you were curious as to how it looks. Then for the next week, say you were out the whole week and voila, you magically got a tan (but stay inside).

Otherwise, as atg said, Go to Edmonton.

[JAYMEZ]

If you want to get rid of your tan fast.. Take lots of showers , and use one of those scrub things.

Your tan will wear off fast.

[Dumbass17]

start playing WoW?

[tbomb]

Originally posted by Dumbass17
start playing WoW?

This

[drewb]

become a vampire

[maxomilll]

Lol at every reply in this thread.

smear chalk on yourself. or sit in your basement for 3 days and only eat and drink energy drinks.

[thrasher22]

Loofa and exfoliant cream?
I don't even know how to spell it haha but they'll know what you mean at a drug store, I use that combo to scrub marker off my face whenever my asshole friends think its funny to draw on me when I pass out.

[lellowrx7]

dehydrate your skin and scratch alot. Your skin will just die off and youll shed the tan away.

[Cooked Rice]

Maybe he likes being all pasty and white.

[dandia89]

Originally posted by Dumbass17
start playing WoW?
false. he'll get a monitor tan

[civic_stylez]

http://www.chatterson.com/products/13/fullsize/Javex.jpg

worked for michael jackson...

[Speed_69]

Pure Aloe Vera Gel

[nutella]

Likas Papaya Herbal Soap

ask a Filipino for more info

1. lather and let the soap suds sit on your skin for a few mins then rinse
2. moisturize with lotion or you'll have dry skin

it should be faster than waiting for winter for your tan to fade

http://www.kabayancentral.com/beauty/likassoap.jpg

[potatopineapple]

Originally posted by civic_stylez
http://www.chatterson.com/products/13/fullsize/Javex.jpg

worked for michael jackson...

Actually skin cancer worked for him... :thumbsdow

[Cos]

Originally posted by potatopineapple


Actually skin cancer worked for him... :thumbsdow

uhhhh that isnt why he turned white.

[potatopineapple]

Originally posted by Cos


uhhhh that isnt why he turned white.


Opps, meant to say Vitiligo skin condition not cancer.

[theken]

U can buy skin bleach.

[se7en]

Use a lot of rectal
bleach from a porn star.

[JimmyJones]

the replies in this thread are uncalled for, cant a retard ask retarded questions anymore?

[flamboyant]

Originally posted by potatopineapple


Actually skin cancer worked for him... :thumbsdow

its called 'vitiligo' not skin cancer

[potatopineapple]

Originally posted by potatopineapple



Opps, meant to say Vitiligo skin condition not cancer.


Originally posted by flamboyant


its called 'vitiligo' not skin cancer


It's called reading with your eyes and not with your mouth....




haha sorry, jerky reply in the context of the thread. RIP MJ!

[flamboyant]

Originally posted by potatopineapple





It's called reading with your eyes and not with your mouth....




haha sorry, jerky reply in the context of the thread. RIP MJ!


oops i was skimming tho haha. sorry :(

[EvolutionI]

Originally posted by thrasher22
Loofa and exfoliant cream?
I don't even know how to spell it haha but they'll know what you mean at a drug store, I use that combo to scrub marker off my face whenever my asshole friends think its funny to draw on me when I pass out.

stop hanging out with white people?

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by nutella
Likas Papaya Herbal Soap

ask a Filipino for more info

1. lather and let the soap suds sit on your skin for a few mins then rinse
2. moisturize with lotion or you'll have dry skin

it should be faster than waiting for winter for your tan to fade

http://www.kabayancentral.com/beauty/likassoap.jpg

I have some of this.

It sucks, it's actually not too great for your skin and it becomes really slimey after awhile sitting in the shower. It also dyed my soap holder orange. It kinda works, but for me does more bad than good. Doesn't smell too great either.

I would find Bello. Might find it at an Asian/Filipino super market or something.