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Mckenzie
12-23-2003, 12:53 PM
I wish they had ebonics filters on these forums so people wouldn't be able to post shit that makes no sense.

http://www.acura-legend.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40800

:rolleyes:

Mckenzie
12-23-2003, 12:55 PM
Edit. The ebonics translator makes it even more understandable :rofl:

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp


ah wuz at ybor city sATURDAY night chillin wit muh ma fuckin crew we's all jet in muh ma fuckin fine acura legend ah had just washed an' waxed an' detailed dis `64 looking like uh 2006.. so we's jet ta da club hip hop club called maskerade chilin gettin drinks havin' fun jivin' dancing ta shorties so ah see dis one dime piece ah lookin at ah like Whoa so ah came up ta her ah said ......................... so we's started dancing ah got some mo' drinks see wuz jivin' ta me in muh ma fuckin ear saying how see wanted me ah wuz like WORD!!! And ah said...................... so its 3 0 clock an' da club plays its last song then da lights jet on an' see talks ta me saying saying she wanna jet ta da crib so ah wuz like WORD! so ah jet an' find muh ma fuckin peeps we's then all jet ta da `64.... an' its right under uh light in da parking lot an' she said "HOLY SHI* OHH MY GOD IS THAT A LEXUS" an' ah wuz like should ah say jaa an' make her fell dum in da morning or say na an' tell her its an ack..? So ah told her it wuz uh ack an' see wuz like ya lying so ah had ta show her da steering wheel dat said acura an' see wuz like, "This iz da hottest whip ah seen here in tampa. ah started ta blush so we's got in da `64 an' left ah dropped off muh ma fuckin peeps an' we's jet ta da crib.. she wakes up in da morning wanting ta jet outside ah wuz like fo' what she wanting ta see da `64 ag'in see loved da `64 ah wuz like dis here ho iz madness.. so ah took home like at 3 in da afternoon an' she wuz telling me ta hol up ah wuz like fo' what she jet upstairs ta git uh camera an' said"Take an don't make me pull mah gat! :rofl:

EK 2.0
12-23-2003, 12:55 PM
Dat boyzz ghetto spellin be all wrong...He tink he alla dat but he frontin...Yo...


I love the people on this board who speak like that though they make no sense and in half their threads and posts answer their own questions....

fast_cars
12-23-2003, 12:56 PM
^^^LOL..hahah
:rofl:

Moonracer
12-23-2003, 12:58 PM
:werd:

SinisterProbeGt
12-23-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Moonracer
:werd:

Here is a new sig for yah

"A nig walks into doctor's office. "What seems ta be da problem?" asks da doc. "It 's... um...well... I gots five penises" replies da nig.
"Blimey!" says da doctor, "How do yo' trousers fit?" "Like uh glove." Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Don't make me come ovah there bitch... "

3G
12-23-2003, 01:06 PM
Where's WhiteNIkes? :rofl:

sputnik
12-23-2003, 01:13 PM
its pretty weak...

basically change "is" to "iz" and throw a catchphrase behind is

Moonracer
12-23-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by SinisterProbeGt


Here is a new sig for yah

"A nig walks into doctor's office. "What seems ta be da problem?" asks da doc. "It 's... um...well... I gots five penises" replies da nig.
"Blimey!" says da doctor, "How do yo' trousers fit?" "Like uh glove." Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Don't make me come ovah there bitch... "

:rofl: Nice maybe I'll change it?? :nut: