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Davetronz
12-23-2003, 08:05 PM
> >A hockey joke that only an Albertan could appreciate
> >
> >Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Calgary. One of
them
is
> >attacked by a rabid Rottwieler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes
his
> >stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's
neck.
> >A Calgary Sun reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and
rushes
> >over to interview the boy. "Young Flame's Fan Saves Friend From
Vicious
> >Animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
> >"But I'm not a Flame's fan", the little hero replied.
> >"Sorry, since we are in Calgary, I just assumed you were", said the
> >reporter, and he started again. "Little Stampeder's Fan Rescues Friend
From
> >Horrific Attack", he continued writing in his notebook.
> >"But I'm not a Stamp's fan either", cried the boy. "I assumed
everyone in
> >Calgary was either a Flame's fan or Stamp's fan. "What team do you
root
for
> >then?" asked the reporter.
> >"I'm an Edmonton Oilers' fan", the boy said proudly.
> >The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little
Bastard
> >from Edmonton Kills
> >Beloved Family Pet".

/////AMG
12-23-2003, 08:20 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: HHAHAAHHAAHHAH

hjr
12-23-2003, 09:00 PM
the same joke was posted a few weeks ago but the guy who killed the dog was a palistinian... funny though



GO OILERS

inawiJ
12-24-2003, 12:47 AM
hahahaha only in calgary stupid edmontonians

tegdream
12-24-2003, 12:51 AM
too bad that joke ranked and was the same as the BUSH one like that guy said!