The Object to Your Left is Now Your Weapon

[Spoons]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/09/zombie-apocalypse-weapons.jpg

Since it was turning random picture thread into a discussion, here is it's own thread.

I'll repeat mine.

Gun safe, I've got a mother fucking shotgun.

[vengie]

Well the object directly to my left is a blanket and pillow, at least I'll get a good sleep!? :nut:

[drtoohotty1]

my dog hank......he would most likely see if the zombies would scratch his ass for him :facepalm:

[austic]

Water bottle, i would be well hydrated

[captain134]

coffee grinder

[JRSC00LUDE]

Scale ruler....metric. I'll scale you down to size, bitch.

[speedog]

NHL Vintage Hockey Winnipeg Jets hoodie - are zombies afraid of these?

[Sykes]

My Bible

[banned3x]

IPhone 4g it'll have an app how to survive

[Ekliptix]

kleenex + lube. I'll go out happy.

[JordanEG6]

Either a camera, my cell phone or watch.
I am going to die.

:nut:

[Vagabond142]

A bowl full of broccoli and carrots :D I can munch my way through the apocalypse, ya har! :D

[max_boost]

Keys to my GTI lol

[Critical]

Pad of post-it's. FFFFUUUU

[v2kai]

:rofl: 2-channel digital oscilloscope woot

i'm hangin out with spoons, he's got guns

[Tik-Tok]

May as well just quote my other posts from the random thread.


Originally posted by Tik-Tok

Hmmm, either a spoon, a 6 volt battery, or an empty starbucks frappuccino bottle... I'm fucked.




Originally posted by Tik-Tok
MwaHAHAHA!

Now I have TWO empty frapp bottles. I can used one to smash the other open, and use both to kill all the living people around me before they turn into zombies and try eating me!

[asp integra]

a really old fax machine, it might be able to do some damage!

[Awd-Tsi]

Looks like I'm stuck with a boost gauge or wideband air fuel

[SpeedIllusion]

A novel...fml

[master hec0]

Napa business card. im fucked.

[ekguy]

Pillow...I'm fucked..

[Bizzareo]

FFFFF... Empty paper cup..

[Modelexis]

low quality tripod, at least I'll do better than the posters above me.

[almerick]

Piece of lead and rubber eraser, woooooo.

[CMW403]

Honda Tuner magazine. It would help me install a massive turbo on my H22 to plow through zombies buuut... my license will most likely be suspended at the time of zombie invasion so i'm fucked.

[Awd-Tsi]

Originally posted by SpeedIllusion
A novel...fml Wtf is a
novel??:dunno:

[projekz]

A Pull out couch...Fuck yo Couch!!!!:rofl:

[colsankey]

Originally posted by Awd-Tsi
Wtf is a
novel??:dunno:

That would be a book, normally a smaller paperback.:devil:

I've got 24 zip ties and a pocket knife on the floor to my left... I'm handy but no McGyver... fml

[D911]

shelving unit, i could probably throw shelves at the zombies!:dunno:

[kevie88]

My wife's breast milk pump? Aw shit, I'm fucked.

[vengie]

Originally posted by Awd-Tsi
Wtf is a
novel??:dunno:

Something I can smack you on the head with for being so ignorant... :banghead:

[4DoorGTZ]

TV Remote..... how do Zombies do with infrared light? Or I can take out the batteries and have 3 things to throw. :banghead:

[K3RMiTdot]

a plate of chickenn bones, maybe they will choked and die hahaaha

[Redlined_8000]

PS3 controller lol.

[Dumbass17]

a small tupperware sandwich lid

i guess it's a shield rather than a weapon

[Qtec]

banana :guns:

[BigBadVlad]

my cat.... ummm maybe she'll claw the shit out of'em and while they eat her I can get away?

[maxomilll]

My buddy Paul... Maybe he can punch somethin fierce. :dunno:

[cjay^]

a bong

hahaha

[trikypenguin]

Toblerone bar LOL

[ercchry]

golf clubs... not as good as a gun but they should work well for close combat... oh and my bike helmet... fuck im set!

[Kavy]

Fireplace and a fireplace poker, score me some zombie head pokes.

I'm also sure I could fashion some sort of rudimentary shield and chain mail out of the fireplace door.

Bring on the T-Virus.

[cycosis]

An empty seat in the couch. :( Past that is a book shelf so maybe it can help board up a door or soemthing.... fuck

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

I had a cat and a netbook. Now its a nightstand filled with crap and some empty pop cans.

[DJ Lazy]

My Zombie Apocalypse Survival kit... What else would I have next to me at all times? :nut:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/zombie-survival-kit.png

The Alcohol is for drinking.. :rofl:


Edit: I should probably seek psychiatric help for the simple fact that I dream of one day waking up to a Zombie apocalypse..:D.. Cross Iron Mills is nice and close too.... Bass Pro Shop would be a good vantage point for awhile.. :guns:

[sillysod]

^^^ haha nice

im rocking a glass of Robert Mondavi.... blood alcohol level +1up

[Stealth22]

Left speaker and laser printer...

[l/l/rX]

...my work name tag and my cell phone...

[Grogador]

Half-roll of paper towel, to soak up any spilled brains...

[Graham_A_M]

a 1/3rd full bottle of car wax.... and some leftover 3D glasses from Avatar.

Go me. LOL.

[Nismorphed]

A empty bottle of Arizona ice tea and tv remote, I'm done for.

[Zhariak]

Cisco VoIP Phone
Empty can of gingerale
invoices...

PAPERKUTZZZ

[Altezza]

Three quarters and a dime. I can sense the fear in my enemy.

[van]

http://harryallen.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/338673695_8a56716f84.jpg

[V6-BoI]

Originally posted by ercchry
golf clubs... not as good as a gun but they should work well for close combat... oh and my bike helmet... fuck im set!

Hah you got protection for when they try to eat your brains.

I got a monitor and a stapler, and a case of bottled water, probably still about 24 bottles of water left. At least I won't have to drink my own piss for a while

[sillysod]

Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo
I had a cat


as posted in random picture thread.... cat can = win

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/hunsinator/LaserCatsSmall.jpg

always wanted a laser cat :(

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

That pretty much sums up both our cats. They're fuckin evil.

[vps]

No need for weapons, I have irrefutable evidence that a zombie attack would fail lol:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

[Neil4Speed]

Fuck, not going to do much damage with the Herald.

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by cjay^
a bong

hahaha


Hahaha, I was reading the whole thread waiting to find a post like this, exact words I was looking for too.

I've got a pillow and a big ass speaker.

[Cowtown_Raider]

Dell laser printer. I'll squash dem zombie heads

[poison]

a blackberry charger HAHA

[codetrap]

My dell laptop and it's nasty ass cable lock. It'll make a reasonable swinging laptop of death for a little while.

[Cos]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/brendankharris/83a3d2ec.jpg


fuck

[Tik-Tok]

Depending what form of zombitis it is, (viral or bacterial) your hand sanitizer could be useful :rofl:

[Tarrantula]

A phone and a lot of 11X17 paper.. some highlighters.. Yup. Im screwed. I cant even design myself out of this one! ha ha ha

the most lethal thing i have near me is a rock, and scissors..

wait a second.. a rock.. paper.. and scissors.. I can distract them!

[Kloubek]

A short, stainless steel gooseneck desk lamp. The base is pretty weighty, though I fear the flexible gooseneck portion is just as likely to send the heavy base in my own direction. The alternative is an office phone. While seemingly benign in nature, the cord would double as a mean garrote.

[Cos]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Depending what form of zombitis it is, (viral or bacterial) your hand sanitizer could be useful :rofl:

Haha it was a hand out to protect us during H1N1..... thanks management.




You know I went a little farther left, the fire extinguisher may be helpful.


http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/brendankharris/e8f38dd3.jpg

[Swank]

CPU tower, should be good for a few clobbers a la Dead Rising.

[AaronK]

Fuck, all I have is a bottle of Purell, rofl

[95teetee]

to my left (although it's several feet away) is my dining room table. Glass top, could maybe decapitate them sumbitches.

On the table is a box containing my xbox360 hacking tools. Maybe I could use a ck3 probe II to poke enough little tiny holes in them that the blood leakage would cause other zombies to attack the leaking one:dunno:

[kvg]

sweet I just so happen to have a knife!:thumbsup:
http://i935.photobucket.com/albums/ad193/kellygibbonsemail/733d755b.jpg

[gretz]

lol... a CNC machine and lots of fun tooling - shit, depending on how much time I have, I could make some pretty gnarly weapons lol

[D'z Nutz]

I'm screwed.
http://typicalfish.com/images/beyond/zombie_weapon_0001.jpg

[in*10*se]

stapler. i can staple my arm back on.

[n1zm0]

L/H computer speaker, bunch of paper work and 8x 5" bolts for aircraft engine mounts. i supposed i have to find someone with a slingshot to survive, when we run out of bolts i'll toss the paper work in the air to distract them and make my escape.

[HyperZell]

A laptop. I could go on Youtube and play some Justin Beiber and explode some zombie heads.

[freshprince1]

Working from home today (i.e. the unfinished basement). So this leaves me with my university diploma and a custom made 3 foot Machete from the Philippines. I'll reap bloody carnage on those undead bastards with my academia and cold hard SouthEast Asian Steel.
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/littledevil606/IMG00272.jpg

yes, I conveniently placed the sundong right before I took the picture.

[[Yu]]

A tub of vaseline, I fail.... at least if I am alone, I can die satsified?? sorta?

[psycoticclown]

Lol, got a pot, a spoon and a pair of chopsticks. Nice, I can poke their eyes out with the chopsticks and then clobber them with the pot woot!

[AndyL]

I think I'm in the same boat as Cos... Lesse I can bury em in paperwork - make em fill out Pre Job safety inspections... And if that doesn't make their head explode... I have a stapler and a stress relief ball to throw at em...
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/cgyreefer/temp/IMG_4009.jpg

[JordanEG6]

^^ stapler's COULD be affective.
But according to the survival book, Zombies can't feel or comprehend pain.

Sooo...splash the drink in their eyes and blur their vision for a quick escape. Haha.

[AndyL]

Damnit - I've been stuck in a conference call for over an hour... They're empty :banghead:

[brownboi]

i got my blackberry and about 7 school books ... can throw a book at them while calling for help? :dunno:

[liquidboi69]

Ipod. Maybe I'll play some MJ and listen to thriller. Aw ya.

[SilverWind]

i've got a wall.... a blank wall

[bignerd]

Bottle of cough syrup or a can of coke...

[hampstor]

A green plastic sippy cup. FML.

[HybridTheory]

A pillow....dammit FML

[97'Scort]

Computer speaker, but if I inch a little further left, the Remington 1100 semi auto that's under my bed. Downside is I only have target loads in the house, all the 00 buck is in the storage locker!

[rampagesauce]

a mini fridge and a sleeping bag. im toast.

[xxviet]

my 4.99 almost tech deck LOL

[lison]

green apple green tea bubble tea with a box of special k...
i'll shoot pearls at the zombies?
gg.

[zieg]

An empty pop can and one of my RC helis.. Too bad it's the small one, the big one might be able to chop a zombie's head off. :rofl:

[se7en]

1 year old shih-tsu puppy or 7 month pregnant wife.

I win.

[Shunsui]

iPod USB cable...maybe I can strangle em

[Teknix]

bluetooth headset.. useless without the phone...

[lellowrx7]

man i only got a vacuum tee... im done for

[megavolt]

Half eaten chocolate bar.... mmmmm chocolate....

[89s1]

An empty McDonalds cup, a digital caliper and a lighter...

Mcgyver would save the world.

Me, I'm as good as dead.