Spotted: over compensating...BOOYAH!

[spikerS]

Wonder if Duff Guy made a stop in Calgary outside the Beacon Hill Starbucks on Wednesday...

Seriously, all those roids must have done something to him to drive this beast. I am a truck guy myself, but this thing is a disgrace...

Duff guy:
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Duff-Man-300x213.jpg


His truck:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/13f6a271.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/96961a92.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/1923687b.jpg

BOOYAA!

:rofl:

[sr20s14zenki]

Ive seen that truck around calgary, hahahha, too funny. Gaudy as hell.

[desto2para]

everything is soo shiny

[lellowrx7]

haha beastly!
lovin the booyaa license plate

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Small brown guy drives it. Was making fun of him as he drove beside us on 16th this week hahaha!

[TomcoPDR]

How does one even get the spare time off the roof?

[sr20s14zenki]

Originally posted by TomcoPDR
How does one even get the spare time off the roof?

Didnt you see the ladder on the back? Duh.

:D

[Canadian Si]

Saw that on Stoney Trail today :eek:

[zieg]

How much do you want to bed that gas can is empty..

[BigDannyCool]

he must have ordered everything in the hummer accessory catalogue

[corsvette]

Yikes! that is just gross.

[v2kai]

See it up in the nw all the time lol to each his own I guess

[roll_over]

Isnt super duty a ford thing? anyone know?

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Hey, is that a Road Armor bumper? :rofl:

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat
Hey, is that a Road Armor bumper? :rofl:


Front and rears I believe, at least he spent some good coin modifying it even though it looks like its ready for battle. :rofl: :rofl:

[projekz]

Originally posted by ZiG-87
How much do you want to bed that gas can is empty..

Might as well be...It won't get him far even if it's full. The extra 20 liters in the can might take him another 20 kms :rofl: :rofl:

[Unknown303]

Although I hate all the chrome I love that truck :drool: :drool: Have you seem that thing take off. Not only is it powered by a Duramax but that thing must have some crazy tuning it gives off a decent puff and the just takes off.

[Ven]

Originally posted by roll_over
Isnt super duty a ford thing? anyone know?

Yup, it's a Ford truck model.

[tobypaddock]

this thing may be cheasy - but its about 500000x better than thay uber-gay light blue lowered H2 i see driving around calgary - what a waste - atleast this thing is somewhat capable. If he got rid of the chrome, towing mirrors, the altezza's, the "booya" and the "super duty" it would actually be decent.

[gyu]

Damn that thing is huge..... and ugly.

[inline6turbo]

That's my type of truck!! Love it! I'd just take off the super duty stickers front and rear.

[darthVWader]

Originally posted by tobypaddock
this thing may be cheasy - but its about 500000x better than thay uber-gay light blue lowered H2 i see driving around calgary -

HAHAHA I saw that POS today

[black13]

lol the funny license plate makes it ok. I'd certainly rock that.

[BokCh0y]

:facepalm: is all i can say.

[redsrt4]

saw this truck today at harvest hill and stoney tr.. dont
like it at all.. sorry

[dsr7723]

Puh-leeze....

[Sugarphreak]

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[corsvette]

Originally posted by Unknown303
Although I hate all the chrome I love that truck :drool: :drool: Have you seem that thing take off. Not only is it powered by a Duramax but that thing must have some crazy tuning it gives off a decent puff and the just takes off.

I had no idea it was a Duramax powered H2, makes me allmost like it (without all the geegaws of course)

[whiskas]

Fucking Alberta :facepalm:

[Godfuader]

Why not just get the older H1? Its capable, but only has a dozen fewer lights.

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo
Small brown guy drives it.

I think that answers every-bodies question as to whether people that are in-secure about their small penis' drive H2's.

[K3RMiTdot]

:rofl:

[5fivespeed]

At least he has mudflaps.

Ray

[ryder_23]

Atleast he has mudflaps :dunno:

[dsr7723]

Originally posted by whiskas
Fucking Alberta :facepalm:


Hahaha if that's your reaction to this Durasnatch powered grocery getter, trucks like mine would give you nightmares!

Yes, this is FUCKING Alberta!

[bourge73]

Its worse in person that guy lives in Panorama Hills I know where if you wanna laugh at him. Hes some juiced Brown dude.

[MGCM]

:barf:

[SCHIDER23]

:rofl: :rofl: WOW:rofl: :rofl:

[Kloubek]

I had to look at this picture from two angles.

My first impression is gaudy and overcompensating.

But then I looked at it again today. And if you put the negative opinions to the side, it's actually a pretty nice truck. I mean, you have lights for anything you might possibly want to do offroad, all sorts of racks and ladders... useful stuff. And if you lowered the bling level about sixteen thousand notches and clad it in army green and black or something, I'd rock it for sure.

Yes, the $$ figure for the accessories is bordering on obscene, and he might as well stud it with diamonds and platinum too for all the ridiculousness it appears. But putting all that shit aside - do you guys ACTUALLY hate the truck, or is it just overkill? I'd venture to guess the latter.

[bourge73]

Canyonaroooooooo!!!!

[Darell_n]

I'll pay $10,000 today if someone can get me a photo of an H1 with it's front wheel up on this thing's hood.

[CMW403]

other than the superduty decals and the chrome gas can i think its awesome. may-long waiparous here i come!

[Guillermo]

Originally posted by Kloubek
I had to look at this picture from two angles.

My first impression is gaudy and overcompensating.

But then I looked at it again today. And if you put the negative opinions to the side, it's actually a pretty nice truck. I mean, you have lights for anything you might possibly want to do offroad, all sorts of racks and ladders... useful stuff. And if you lowered the bling level about sixteen thousand notches and clad it in army green and black or something, I'd rock it for sure.


alas, i can pretty much guarantee you that h2 has never seen anything but pavement in calgary.

[5fivespeed]

Originally posted by ryder_23
Atleast he has mudflaps :dunno:

His H2 that high would spray mud/whatever it wishes into other cars. Like my 86' would get murdered by his back tires had he not had mudflaps.

Ray

[ICEBERG]

Haha... He lives around panorama hills.. I see that thing every day. He drives it like a sports car.:D

[GQBalla]

i like it!

[civic_stylez]

Look like something colonel sanders would drive.

[jjmac]

Perfect for a Zombie attack

[Tomaz]

I was expecting it to be owned by 50 Cent, Puff Daddy, Pharrell, Usher, Segal, DMX, etc.

But a small-dicked brown guy?

I guess it makes sense. :dunno:

[Freeskier]

I have a picture of this thing on my phone. Had it about a year, wanted to put it on here but can't find the computer cord for it lol, I almost crashed the work truck when I saw this thing

[911fever]

sooooo ugly and gay

[Gibson]

Originally posted by inline6turbo
That's my type of truck!! Love it! I'd just take off the super duty stickers front and rear.

WOW, you must have a really tiny...um...wait, now how does this work?

[inline6turbo]

Originally posted by Gibson


WOW, you must have a really tiny...um...wait, now how does this work?


Oh come on, it's obviously made specifically for a woman driver such as myself.

Don't believe me?

1) Double wide side mirrors, for when I'm trying to shoulder check while applying lipstick
2) Jerry can for when I run out of gas in the city... Ooopps!
3) Shiney reflecting chrome bits every where to warn oncoming traffic that I'm near
4) Massive front and rear bumpers to protect myself while trying to navigate parking lots
5) Lifted higher then anything around it, with an additional 10" wheel, easier to find after I've forgotten where I parked at the mall
6) Painted a nice white, to match my couture boots!

[blueToy]

WOW ....

As for it's ability off road , I'd love to see it out in the bush . Just because it has a Hummer nameplate doesn't mean crap . I'd rock a H1 in a second , but the others that followed are mall warriors . Nothing but wannabe's .

Now , that said , if he did swap in a Duramax , maybe he built the shit out of the drivetrain too ? Either way , weight becomes your enemy when out in the bogs of Alberta , and this thing looks heavy .

LOL , he got rid of all his body fat and put it on his ride ! D'oh ....

[kvg]

That is the most gaudy, anything I have ever seen. But hey if he likes it who the fuck am I to judge? Do you think he would ever be able to sell it?

[FraserB]

Originally posted by kvg
That is the most gaudy, anything I have ever seen. But hey if he likes it who the fuck am I to judge? Do you think he would ever be able to sell it?

A large portion of people that do extensive offroad mods don't expect to get the money back or to be able to even sell it. He might be able to but he will take a massive hit on the value.

@Bluetoy, thats a pretty ignorant remark to make. I assume that if you are going to make it you have owned and wheeled an H1, H2, H2 SUT, H3 and H3T so you can make that statement.

[Type_S1]

This guy lives in Panorama I see it all the time. What kind of retard/fag would do this to a hummer. I laugh everytime I see it.

[Awd-Tsi]

I seen this guy rolling through my hood a couple times, it's not really all that bad, besides all the 'look at me' stuff on it.

[Sugarphreak]

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[blueToy]

Originally posted by FraserB



@Bluetoy, thats a pretty ignorant remark to make. I assume that if you are going to make it you have owned and wheeled an H1, H2, H2 SUT, H3 and H3T so you can make that statement.


Yarded one out of Wiaprious a couple years back . He was trying pull a dead Xterra ( wet his brakes and they locked ) when he hit a tire rut and *snap* .... front axle . Dude in the H2 said it was a common problem .

[blueToy]

Originally posted by Sugarphreak


Feel free to tag along next time we head out if you want....

http://www.viddler.com/explore/karlairey/videos/8





Thanks , fall is my busy season for work , and when I do go out its usually with the same group of knuckledraggers , and we've gotten into the winter stuff more now . We combine 4x4ing , shooting and then ice fishing and or camping out .

Cheers for the video .

[Zhariak]

I'm going to get flamed for saying this... lol

I think the vehicle looks good, and he's NOT parking like a douchebag so good on him :)

[Sugarphreak]

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[403integra]

Originally posted by Awd-Tsi
I seen this guy rolling through my hood a couple times, it's not really all that bad, besides all the 'look at me' stuff on it.

:facepalm: stfu mike

[GQNammer]

Originally posted by jjmac
Perfect for a Zombie attack

Bahahaha

Look to your left, this is what you have at your disposal if zombie's attacked.

[Ven]

Originally posted by spikers
Wonder if Duff Guy made a stop in Calgary outside the Beacon Hill Starbucks on Wednesday...

Seriously, all those roids must have done something to him to drive this beast. I am a truck guy myself, but this thing is a disgrace...

Duff guy:
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Duff-Man-300x213.jpg


His truck:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/13f6a271.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/96961a92.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/1923687b.jpg

BOOYAA!

:rofl:

http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/attention_whore.jpg

Congrats small peenor brown guy. You've earned this badge. Wear it with pride and don't forget to flex at the stop lights.

[Gorilla]

I see this guys truck parked outside it his garage in the winter.. Boooya..your truck dont fit in the garage.

[Disoblige]

I seen this before last year. Seems like he added more stuff to it.. Interesting.........

[psycoticclown]

I like how he has like 15 stickers that say H2 on it... cause we didn't know already :rolleyes:

And this thing probably has never ever ever seen mud in it's life, the only offroading he's probably ever done is drive down an alleyway.

[dsr7723]

Originally posted by Ven




Congrats small peenor brown guy. You've earned this badge. Wear it with pride and don't forget to flex at the stop lights.

Great to see not only us diesel guys getting the "big truck small penis" label hahaha

[Kennyredline]

What a massive waste of money, to look like a retard. Is that thing even practical to do what it was designed for?

[dsr7723]

Well OP said he spotted it outside a Starbucks, so if it has cup holders then yes, it is practical for what it was designed for.

[AndyL]

:rofl: Just noticed the chrome ?2gal? jerry can! Must be for the starbucks, cuz it wont get him outta the parking lot

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by dsr7723
Well OP said he spotted it outside a Starbucks, so if it has cup holders then yes, it is practical for what it was designed for.
Haha! I bet there's a wide screen and an Xbox360 in there too.

[gyu]

I think this guy lives a couple minutes from my place, just saw it on the way home.

[5.0LitreBeater]

call him what you want i personally know this guy and have nothing but good things to say. not some "i own the road" truck owner and this thing is purpose built legit!

[FraserB]

Originally posted by 5.0LitreBeater
this thing is purpose built legit!

For what?

[dsr7723]

Only purpose I see is sticking out like a sore thumb parked outside the gym LMAO

[..*JDM Hatch*..]

Hummer = :barf:

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by FraserB


For what?

Maybe for Dakar style rallying? All the chrome will blind his opponents and launch him to victory!

[spikerS]

I think it is to highlight his 6 popped collars and guido hair-cut and fake tan.

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Kloubek
I had to look at this picture from two angles.

My first impression is gaudy and overcompensating.

But then I looked at it again today. And if you put the negative opinions to the side, it's actually a pretty nice truck. I mean, you have lights for anything you might possibly want to do offroad, all sorts of racks and ladders... useful stuff. And if you lowered the bling level about sixteen thousand notches and clad it in army green and black or something, I'd rock it for sure.

Yes, the $$ figure for the accessories is bordering on obscene, and he might as well stud it with diamonds and platinum too for all the ridiculousness it appears. But putting all that shit aside - do you guys ACTUALLY hate the truck, or is it just overkill? I'd venture to guess the latter. I'd agree with this take on it. Gaudy definitely comes to mind, but if you got rid of the overdone parts, it's not bad.

[natster31]

for the money he spent on all the chrome he should have just bought one of these.
http://conquestvehicles.com/index.html

[viff3r]

Can't believe nobody has corrected OP yet on his Simpsons reference.

[corsvette]

Its for sale!!!!!!!

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2004-diesel-HUMMER-H2-SUV-W0QQAdIdZ318003797

aside from the awful decorating, its a pretty darn impressive rig. 800hp 1300ls torque:D

[Unknown303]

Holy shit. It would be worth picking up for the Duramax swap alone. But probably not at that price. I wonder if he'd be willing to pull off all the chrome crap and sell stripped down, could get the price down to a reasonable point.

[SKR]

I doubt it's got 800hp. 800 is hard to hit, and requires motor work of which there's no mention.

I'm thinking that stock power (at the flywheel) is 325, plus the "Ppe hot shots +2 chip" on level 7 is a claimed gain at the flywheel of 425hp, plus the water/meth injection equals 800hp. Which it doesn't.

I hate it when people just add up claimed gains and think it's that easy to build power, because it makes you look like an asshole when you spend the money to do it the right way and actually get the same power they think they have.

[alloroc]

Will take trades for ford f650.

Wow ...
He's going even bigger. I bet if he doesn't shave his pubes he can't find his dick.

[Sugarphreak]

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[dirtsniffer]

chrome mudflaps should be illegal, it sucks driving behind them at night looking at your own headlights

[Sugarphreak]

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[muse017]

I'm pretty sure I spotted this truck near Kelowna this summer being towed away which tells me there's something wrong with engine swap or tranny.

[lellowrx7]

Originally posted by muse017
I'm pretty sure I spotted this truck near Kelowna this summer being towed away which tells me there's something wrong with engine swap or tranny.

or he blew a tire......

[DeeK]

The way that post is written, it sounds to me like he doesn't even have a clue whats in his own truck. I highly doubt its 800 hp, or 1300 lbs tq. Seems like a ton of bullshit to me.

[corsvette]

Originally posted by DeeK
The way that post is written, it sounds to me like he doesn't even have a clue whats in his own truck. I highly doubt its 800 hp, or 1300 lbs tq. Seems like a ton of bullshit to me.

Yeah i found those figures a bit high too, someone should ask for some dyno sheets to back the figures up, find out what all's done to that motor. I wonder what $$ he has in it total:nut:

[amear]

each chrome piece is worth 10hp, im pretty sure its 800hp with all those beastly add on's.:poosie: :burnout:

[Team_Mclaren]

I think it looks pretty cool lol, but then again im a ricer. Definitely not worth what he's asking tho.

btw: some of you think this is gay but a giant J-spoon wing on a stock import is cool... :facepalm: wtf is the different?

[Maybelater]

I was showing this to my roommate and he says a white guy owns this, maybe it was sold already once in the past?

He was doing an install for Telus at a house near the H2 owners place when the owner walked outside his place and stared him down the whole time he walked to his H2. He also says the house is surrounded with cameras. :rofl:

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Team_Mclaren

btw: some of you think this is gay but a giant J-spoon wing on a stock import is cool... :facepalm: wtf is the different?

You answered your own question :rofl: Obviously ricer import is 10x better than ricer domestic

[heavyfuel]

Originally posted by muse017
I'm pretty sure I spotted this truck near Kelowna this summer being towed away which tells me there's something wrong with engine swap or tranny.

Rear diff this time. good friend of mine is his mechanic. I actually went for a ride in it when he test drove it after rebuilding the tranny earlier this year. It's pretty sweet, properly built and he has a way better sound system than I do, but I'm pretty sure I'd hand him his ass with my Dodge.