Ebay Douchebag bashing Canadians

[zipdoa]

I kind of lol'd, but it's too bad he's selling such a nice instrument. I just can't justify paying this asshole so much money. He really hates canadians...I might even say he's racist... clicky link:

Fender Starcaster for sale (http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&ShowASQAlways=1&frm=284&iid=150499029187&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&redirect=0&requested=flucido27o8)

[Canmorite]

Link won't work for me.

[flamboyant]

LOL.. also check his -/neutral feedback

[v2kai]

:rofl: what an asshole
he's just jealous is all.

somebody send him a box of shit or something:rofl:

[rage2]

I just msg'd him asking if he ships to Canada.

[89s1]

Originally posted by zipdoa
He really hates canadians...I might even say he's racist...


You might, but then you'd realize that you meant to say prejudiced and then say that instead. :thumbsup:

[Guillermo]

we should beyond csi this guy.

[shakalaka]

What a freaking douche canoe.

[DonJuan]

Shall we spam him?

We should spam him.

Especially with the dollar being worthless crack.

[Mamma_Mia]

Originally posted by flamboyant
LOL.. also check his -/neutral feedback

Holy shit!!!! I would not buy a damn thing from this guy!!!

[Beerking]

LOL, jokes on him when the $USD continues its crash...:poosie:

[dsr7723]

Originally posted by Guillermo
we should beyond csi this guy.

And do what about it??

[Spoons]

Originally posted by Beerking
LOL, jokes on him when the $USD continues its crash...:poosie:

Yeah, the dollar is almost par anyways. Typical American. Jokes on them while most people still continue to struggle down there while most Canadians are doing just fine for themselves.

I will laugh when he's forced to move up here in the future just to find a job.

[almerick]

A: $3800 is ten percent of the Canadian National Product! There's never been a Canadian with that much money. Anyway, your damn dollars are worth less. What is $3800 Canadian dollars? Ten bucks? Canada sucks and so do you and your mom!

Jokes on him, I have two dads.

[Weapon_R]

Just made an offer for $100 shipped...to Canada.

[derpderp]

lol buy cheap stuff from him and then leave negative feedback

[flamboyant]

LOL @ HIS LATEST Q/A


Q: Canadian money and American money are at par. Just so you know you dumb ignorant yank. Your shitty country is about to go bankrupt. Oct-19-10
A: Yank THIS you Canadian douche bag! The day America goes bankrupt and GAY is the day we'll change our name to Canada II! There are only two kinds of people in the world- Americans and people who WISH THEY were American! You Canucks are a primitive race of snow monkeys with a huge inferiority complex! Get over it! The only thing dumber than a Canadian is a FRENCH Canadian! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[master hec0]

offered 4.95 seems like a fair price considering it probably not as described and customer service is questionable.

[BrknFngrs]

:rofl: This guy is hilarious; I'm cracking up just picturing him saying this shit out loud. He reminds of the french soldiers from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

[Guillermo]

Originally posted by dsr7723


And do what about it??

let the entire internet know what a douchebag he is :dunno:

[black13]

Some of these US ebay'ers are stuck up little bitches. I've encountered a few before where they flat out refuse to ship to canada even if you pay extra and the item isn't selling.

Might just send him a lowball offer just to piss him off a bit more.

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by DonJuan
Shall we spam him?

We should spam him.

Especially with the dollar being worthless crack.
Im down :thumbsup:

[kvg]

asked him on another item if he ships to canada

[adidas]

There are only two kinds of people in the world- Americans and people who WISH THEY were American!


LOOOL

jakes on him brahs!

[canadian_hustla]

Q: Is it possible to have the neck of the guitar refinished red? I've always wanted a redneck guitar. There seems to be quite the market for rednecks in the United States of America. Oct-19-10
A: Whoa! Finally! A funny comment from a Canadian! I was beginning to think that none of you had a damn sense of humor! For you Dan, anything!!


LOL crafty!

[Zephyr]

Oh God he's from California :facepalm:

Must be a Jersey living in California :facepalm:

[Chester]

haha hes obviously joking around:dunno:

[BerserkerCatSplat]

This is the first time I've seen someone troll their own eBay listing.

[Dodobird]

Originally posted by Chester
haha hes obviously joking around:dunno:



Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat
This is the first time I've seen someone troll their own eBay listing.

And here's some intelligence finally... This guy obviously WANTS people to bitch and moan about how much of a dick he is.
I'd honestly do the same exact thing if I was as bored as he probably is :rofl:

[revelations]

pwnage:


Q: Is it possible to have the neck of the guitar refinished red? I've always wanted a redneck guitar. There seems to be quite the market for rednecks in the United States of America. Oct-19-10

A: Whoa! Finally! A funny comment from a Canadian! I was beginning to think that none of you had a damn sense of humor! For you Dan, anything!!

[shakalaka]

Originally posted by revelations
pwnage:

Q: Is it possible to have the neck of the guitar refinished red? I've always wanted a redneck guitar. There seems to be quite the market for rednecks in the United States of America. Oct-19-10

A: Whoa! Finally! A funny comment from a Canadian! I was beginning to think that none of you had a damn sense of humor! For you Dan, anything!!



:rofl: :rofl:

I just noticed someone used my 'douce canoe' line in one of the questions. It's brilliant! lol

[msommers]

Beautiful guitar though, damn.

[rvd]

Originally posted by shakalaka


:rofl: :rofl:

I just noticed someone used my 'douce canoe' line in one of the questions. It's brilliant! lol

Twas me hehe.

[InRich]

I thought the whole thing was funny...
IN the end who cares about any of this, its all good for a laugh, besides we all know how much smarter Canadians are over Americans.

[Phuqu]

Originally posted by canadian_hustla
Q: Is it possible to have the neck of the guitar refinished red? I've always wanted a redneck guitar. There seems to be quite the market for rednecks in the United States of America. Oct-19-10
A: Whoa! Finally! A funny comment from a Canadian! I was beginning to think that none of you had a damn sense of humor! For you Dan, anything!!


LOL crafty!


That would have been me.

He turned down my $3.49 offer.

[DonJuan]

lol at redneck guitar

lol at douche canoe

general lolz

[dsr7723]

Originally posted by dsr7723


And do what about it??



Originally posted by Guillermo


let the entire internet know what a douchebag he is :dunno:


My God you're all just a bunch of superheroes eh?

[zipdoa]

Originally posted by Phuqu



That would have been me.

He turned down my $3.49 offer.

God damn I LOL'd at that comment!

[Tarrantula]

LMAO

there are a few good ones on that listing.

[clem24]

Hahaha the French Canadian comment is pretty funny... And quite true.

And to the comment about being racist.. Hahaha I never knew we Canadians were a race! Sweet!

And by the way he's no more "racist" than Russell Peters.

[projekz]

Originally posted by clem24

And to the comment about being racist.. Hahaha I never knew we Canadians were a race! Sweet.

Nice...we can play the race card now :rofl:

[shakalaka]

Originally posted by rvd


Twas me hehe.

Haha good one. lol

[Mar]

Originally posted by Guillermo
let the entire internet know what a douchebag he is :dunno:

Sir, we have the internet on standby, what do we do?
Are we ready to fire the internet missiles?
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
:dunno:

Nobody will care, besides, he provides amusement. This is the funniest thing since the wolf shirt!

[Z_Fan]

What's really funny is if you ask a person from...say...Spain, where the Americans live...they'll point to the North and South, ahem, America.

To a European, Canadians *ARE* Americans. And technically, we are American, just like US Citizens are Americans.

So. Really he's American like us!

Dumb fucker is dumb. Funny too. I like the French Canadian bashing.

[calgary403]

Originally posted by flamboyant
LOL @ HIS LATEST Q/A

Q: Canadian money and American money are at par. Just so you know you dumb ignorant yank. Your shitty country is about to go bankrupt. Oct-19-10
A: Yank THIS you Canadian douche bag! The day America goes bankrupt and GAY is the day we'll change our name to Canada II! There are only two kinds of people in the world- Americans and people who WISH THEY were American! You Canucks are a primitive race of snow monkeys with a huge inferiority complex! Get over it! The only thing dumber than a Canadian is a FRENCH Canadian! USA! USA! USA! USA!







That was me :clap: :clap:

[PulsePro]

LOL @ some guy

Q: you're an idiot

btw that's a statement not a question lol

[revelations]

I asked him this last night:



Q: In what condition is the G string? Reason I ask is because you've probably never seen one.

A: Ha! I'm WEARING one right NOW!

[Quiet10]

You guys must be really bored... :rofl:

[zipdoa]

Originally posted by Quiet10
You guys must be really bored... :rofl:

Some people like logging 108 hours on BC2... Some people like surfing ebay :dunno:

[Guillermo]

IMO, this seller is pretty brilliant. I wonder how many times his auction has been viewed?

[zipdoa]

Originally posted by Guillermo
IMO, this seller is pretty brilliant. I wonder how many times his auction has been viewed?

This.

I already congradulated him on the 'ingenious' way of generating traffic. He already fessed up that he was joking/trolling the whole time.


Zip,
Sadly, you don't get it! You need to go back and look at all the other answered questions. The whole thing was just a joke. Several Canadians got it and you can read what they said. I tried to publish your remarks too but they were blocked for some reason. Anyway, I was just trying to get a rank war going with Canada but only a couple of people got it. Probably because Canadians have no damn sense of humor!! :)
Frank (slightly troll-like)



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