Don't want trick or treaters? Try carving one of these!

[Melinda]

Haha doing one of these will probably make the parents skip your house on Halloween to avoid having to answer the oh-so-awkward questions about the scene on your pumpkin! Haha

http://gizmodo.com/5675052/pornkins-there-goes-the-neighborhood?ref=nf

[kvg]

http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/10/pkins9.jpg :rofl:
http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/10/pkins2.jpg :rofl:

[Awd-Tsi]

or a pedobear

[AaronK]

LOL awesome

[Idratherbsidewayz]

Our very own Cycosis had a gem a few years back:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4531/n18290030330065414496ii9.jpg

[kvg]

http://208.90.155.93/2009/10/07/pedobear-pumpkin.web.jpg

[D'z Nutz]

"What's that supposed to be, momma?"
"Uuuuhh.... pumpkin pie"

http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/10/pkins7.jpg