Anyone Turtle Burger/heart attack

[Kritafo]

Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs and tail.

Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy

For more info and pics

http://forums.cottagelife.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=5043 for pics

[dj_rice]

Looks like the Bacon Explosion loaf thingie, will try to make one some day

[Dave P]

I made them in Sept for a "man" weekend out at the cabin.

Pretty awesome! They definatley cook up much better in an oven then on a bbq

[n1zm0]

i thought it was going to be about real turtle meat burgers.

http://blissfullydomestic.com/wp-content/uploads/turtle-burger-on-flickr-photo-sharing-5309-1239075909-4.jpg

but i saw this on this is why you're fat (http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/) a while back, rightful place for that craziness

[ericchoweg]

those look really good:drool:

[Cos]

Probably no worse than the ones from Boogie Burgers :drool:

[Jeremiah]

Will make this weekend

[theken]

Ill attempt it with ground bison

[Wrinkly]

Originally posted by theken
Ill attempt it with ground bison

...for a "healthier" version... :D

[theken]

No, I don't eat ground beef very often. Its either ground chicken or bison. Plus bison is a dryer meat so the bacon would juicy it up a touch. I am in no way condoning healthy eating

[Kritafo]

Originally posted by theken
No, I don't eat ground beef very often. Its either ground chicken or bison. Plus bison is a dryer meat so the bacon would juicy it up a touch. I am in no way condoning healthy eating

Exactly what I was thinking... I like the flavour so much more than burger meat.

[Guillermo]

I would skip the hot dogs, but then I suppose I would just be making a bacon cheeseburger. :dunno:

[revelations]

It looks so good... but man, I think I'll have to get an oil change/flush after eating something like that.

[Benny]

Am I the only one who hates shit like this?

Hot dogs? Great
Burgers? Awesome
Bacon? The best!

All together? :barf:

What's with all these 'manly' fucking horrible meals. From those stupid 5 patty burgers to all those dumb bacon-cheese-ham-weaves you see on the internet every time Superbowl rolls around. Shit like this is fucking gross AND horrible for you. 'Manly' as fuck yup yup :facepalm:

[e31]

I suspect that there is one user who has eaten his fair share of tofu for the week. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself to one of these badboys, you deserve it.


To explain it more eloquently; This kind of simple culinary excess has garnered the praise of mankind since prehistoric times. Whether it be a tip of the hat, a thumbs up, a "yee-haw dats sum dayum good eats", or a rapid series of grunts, this reflex is hard wired into every human. Revel in it, unleash the hedonist within.

[Benny]

Originally posted by e31
I suspect that there is one user who has eaten his fair share of tofu for the week. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself to one of these badboys, you deserve it.


To explain it more eloquently; This kind of simple culinary excess has garnered the praise of mankind since prehistoric times. Whether it be a tip of the hat, a thumbs up, a "yee-haw dats sum dayum good eats", or a rapid series of grunts, this reflex is hard wired into every human. Revel in it, unleash the hedonist within.


Nah I'm not some tofu-loving hippy. I just missed the developmental stage where eating a few pounds of pure fat and grease became appealing. All three of those ingredients are awesome on their own, just a fucking revolting combo.

I suppose the closest I can get to eating this kinda shit is when I'm loaded on 17th and hit up Tubby Dog. But that's only like once a year, and I feel like absolute shit after haha.

[Guillermo]

the hot dogs cheapen up, or ghettofy, the dish. I thought about removing them at first, but then realized it would be better to replace them with BEER BRATS. :drool: :drool: :drool: