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sillysod
11-19-2010, 02:18 PM
Peen in a pipe.... grinder required... clicky click for tubular story (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder)



A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'



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FraserB
11-19-2010, 02:24 PM
Guess he didn't have a melon and a microwave handy.

CUG
11-19-2010, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by FraserB
Guess he didn't have a melon and a microwave handy. Does that actually work?

FraserB
11-19-2010, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by CUG
Does that actually work?

I wouldn't know. :dunno:

Tomaz
11-19-2010, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by FraserB
Guess he didn't have a melon and a microwave handy.



Originally posted by CUG
Does that actually work?

:rofl: Holy shit. thanks guys! anyway, what type of pipe are we talking about here? I know about the man who has sex with cars. this sounded a bit more... random.

That is embarrassing! lol

EDIT: in other news... WTF?

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7062/peniswhat.jpg

A790
11-19-2010, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Tomaz





:rofl: Holy shit. thanks guys! anyway, what type of pipe are we talking about here? I know about the man who has sex with cars. this sounded a bit more... random.

That is embarrassing! lol

EDIT: in other news... WTF?

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7062/peniswhat.jpg
Don't try and cover it up Tom. Tell me, how long have you been "laying pipe" in the literal sense? :poosie:

sillysod
11-19-2010, 02:57 PM
http://www.virtualfools.com/filler/movies/outcoldtub2.jpg

Mar
11-19-2010, 05:00 PM
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syritis
11-19-2010, 07:20 PM
"The daily grind can be a real b*tch"
David Johnston, Sydney, 10/11/2010 11:12

syritis
11-19-2010, 07:22 PM
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